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sCuMBaG
Profile Joined August 2006
United Kingdom1144 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-06 12:28:30
September 06 2010 12:28 GMT
#2321
i stopped masturbating, cause i repeatedly did not cum when having sex, even without condoms and hot chicks.
Nefo
Profile Joined March 2010
Norway19 Posts
September 06 2010 13:07 GMT
#2322
I only confess stuff when I'm drunk.
gameguard
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Korea (South)2132 Posts
September 06 2010 13:17 GMT
#2323
my best friend and female interest are on bad terms.

Bros before hoes is really killing me.
Etherone
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1898 Posts
September 06 2010 13:25 GMT
#2324
On September 06 2010 22:17 gameguard wrote:
my best friend and female interest are on bad terms.

Bros before hoes is really killing me.

bros before hoes means, you don't have sex with a recent ex of his he still has feelings for, and when his gf asks where he was last night you say he was with you and you watched movies, and if she says he didn't come home, that he is still at your house sleeping.

nowhere is it even implied that you can't go out with someone he doesn't like, in fact it is encouraged by the rule since there won't be any awkward competition.
if your friend can't cope with you going out with someone he doesn't like, unless she killed his dog or something, he is the one in violation of the code.
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
September 06 2010 13:50 GMT
#2325
On September 06 2010 22:25 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2010 22:17 gameguard wrote:
my best friend and female interest are on bad terms.

Bros before hoes is really killing me.

nowhere is it even implied that you can't go out with someone he doesn't like


I think what he meant to write was "My interest in this one girl collides with the respect I have for my best friend, who happens to be the current own.. eh.. boyfriend of this girl. I am in distress."
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
September 06 2010 13:57 GMT
#2326
On September 06 2010 22:07 Nefo wrote:
I only confess stuff when I'm drunk.

Drink up, then!
:)
gameguard
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Korea (South)2132 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-06 15:08:58
September 06 2010 15:06 GMT
#2327
On September 06 2010 22:25 Etherone wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2010 22:17 gameguard wrote:
my best friend and female interest are on bad terms.

Bros before hoes is really killing me.

bros before hoes means, you don't have sex with a recent ex of his he still has feelings for, and when his gf asks where he was last night you say he was with you and you watched movies, and if she says he didn't come home, that he is still at your house sleeping.

nowhere is it even implied that you can't go out with someone he doesn't like, in fact it is encouraged by the rule since there won't be any awkward competition.
if your friend can't cope with you going out with someone he doesn't like, unless she killed his dog or something, he is the one in violation of the code.


i met her through him and we usually all chill together everyday. Now, if im with one of them, the other doesnt want to come and shit so its gay. I could be a hoe and just hang out with her but fuck that.

edit: well its more like the girl is mad at my friend and im always with him so the situation is pretty shitty
HardcoreBilly
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States222 Posts
September 06 2010 16:01 GMT
#2328
On September 06 2010 20:55 BrutalDon0Bg wrote:
I've never read a book in my life yet I'm doing great at school especially maths.


My first mandatory read was in 3rd grade...

Bruta=TL's youngest member?
Honeybadger
Profile Joined August 2010
United States821 Posts
September 06 2010 21:35 GMT
#2329
I put up with a useless girlfriend for six months, broke it off because of her uselessness, can now look for someone actually worth my time...

And I still feel bad today anyways. Breakups suck, even when the end result is you being better off in every single way.
"I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur."
Fleet 9
Profile Joined August 2010
United States40 Posts
September 07 2010 07:42 GMT
#2330
I'm dating this girl just because I was bored and wanted to have a girlfriend. I know I'll get bored of her eventually and go back to partying and screwing people.
Things are only as offensive as you let them be,
Perseverance
Profile Joined February 2010
Japan2800 Posts
September 07 2010 08:11 GMT
#2331
I don't 1v1 right now because terrans op
<3 Moonbattles
Emon_
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
3925 Posts
September 07 2010 08:19 GMT
#2332
If someone types gg before a game, I leave when it starts
"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" -GWB ||
Dbails
Profile Joined September 2010
United States17 Posts
September 07 2010 08:20 GMT
#2333
I quit smoking a week ago, cold turkey, and have not had any problems whatsoever. I think i'm strange....
Everyone is OP
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 07 2010 08:30 GMT
#2334
^^

How long had you been smoking?

It isn't too uncommon for people that weren't smoking for a long time to be able to quit cold turkey without too much trouble. Also even long time smokers sometimes can do it due to weird body chemistry or something.
DwmC_Foefen
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Belgium2186 Posts
September 07 2010 08:48 GMT
#2335
I'm shitting my pants for my exam about taxation in about and hour or 3.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP

I'm too anxious
ryanAnger
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States838 Posts
September 07 2010 09:23 GMT
#2336
I'm pretty sure I'm a sociopath.

Id rather play SC2 than have sex, because sex is so much fucking work.

I think I'm very punny.

I know I'm not a good husband but I can't change the way I am, and for some reason, she still loves me.

Im disgusted by religious people, because to me, it just means you are too weak to accept the fact that death is the end, and life has no purpose other than to reproduce and carry on.

On a related note, if I could get away with killing Sarah Palin, I would.

As much as I dislike sex and all of its work, I would reallllllllyyyyyyy fuck the shit out of Scarlett Johannsen and Id ask my wife to join. She would.

---

As a disclaimer, I love my wife because she is the closest thing to freedom I have. And she's beautiful.
On my way...
Loocid
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia2 Posts
September 07 2010 09:34 GMT
#2337
On August 19 2010 11:44 Najda wrote:
It pisses me off that car turn signals aren't all synchronized.

I believe I am or can be better than almost everyone at everything, but recognize that there will always be people better than me, but never mention I am better even if I have already proven so.

I'm worried for my future because I want to do something I love but there is nothing I love to do.

The girl I like lives 800 miles away, currently has a boyfriend, is 3 years older than me, and even if we were to get together my ADD is too bad to maintain a long distance relationship (tried twice, failed twice).

All but one of my friends I have had just for the sake of having friends and not being a loner, and I've come to realize I'm pretty different from that one friend. I've never found anyone else who is interested in all the same things I am.

I'm very ambitious but lack motivation to do anything.

I recognize my flaws but am too lazy to fix them. This is a flaw of mine.

An hour that goes by without me having accomplished anything is an hour wasted. Too bad I rarely accomplish anything...

I hate people who are bad at things but refuse advice to help them get better.

I am always fair.

I get angry when people don't trust me.

Casual conversations bore me to death because I feel the need to always be doing something.

I stumble over words because I think faster than I can talk.


It scary how close this discribes me, minus the long distance relationship and the ADD.
Dbails
Profile Joined September 2010
United States17 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-07 09:38:41
September 07 2010 09:37 GMT
#2338
On September 07 2010 17:30 Lemonwalrus wrote:
^^

How long had you been smoking?

It isn't too uncommon for people that weren't smoking for a long time to be able to quit cold turkey without too much trouble. Also even long time smokers sometimes can do it due to weird body chemistry or something.

Bout 4 years. started when i was 14. was at over a pack and a half a day when i said "enough"
Everyone is OP
kuresuti
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
1393 Posts
September 07 2010 09:59 GMT
#2339
On September 07 2010 18:37 Dbails wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 07 2010 17:30 Lemonwalrus wrote:
^^

How long had you been smoking?

It isn't too uncommon for people that weren't smoking for a long time to be able to quit cold turkey without too much trouble. Also even long time smokers sometimes can do it due to weird body chemistry or something.

Bout 4 years. started when i was 14. was at over a pack and a half a day when i said "enough"


It was similar for me when I stopped, it wasn't as difficult as people make it out be. It was annoying for a couple of days when I thought about smoking, not much more than that.

PS: I started smoking again a year later...
Eishi_Ki
Profile Joined April 2009
Korea (South)1667 Posts
September 07 2010 11:52 GMT
#2340
I delayed losing my virginity for three years by being pressured by my friends japes to not go out with a girl who was totally above me.
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