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Stropheum
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1124 Posts
September 04 2010 18:01 GMT
#2281
My name isn't a real word D:
Sleight
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
2471 Posts
September 04 2010 18:02 GMT
#2282
In the spirit of everyone;s current fixation on medical school.

I am currently in a thoroughly average medical school, after turning down a MD/PhD ( and about >$100,000) at one of, if not the actual, top ranked schools in the world for the program (Chemistry at U Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, check it out) and realized that a) this is easier than undergrad and b) I really am just a science nerd and would be just as happy doing something else.
One Love
hadoken5
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada519 Posts
September 05 2010 03:58 GMT
#2283
I stole when the clerk was looking at me lol
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
September 05 2010 04:00 GMT
#2284
I found sunglasses, and I kept them
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
Domonic
Profile Joined August 2010
United States135 Posts
September 05 2010 06:01 GMT
#2285
I miss my old friends from Starcraft/Brood War.
Hikko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1126 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-05 16:47:50
September 05 2010 16:47 GMT
#2286
I started playing Starcraft when it first came out and I was 9 or 10. I'm pretty dyslexic when it comes to reading names of things. Once I get it in my head I just assume it is how I imagined it (Pokemon was so bad for me :'( )

I called Defilers "Driftlers".
I called Zealots "Zee Lots".
I called Dragoons "Dragons".

Sue me.
♥
shieldbreak
Profile Joined February 2010
United States406 Posts
September 05 2010 16:57 GMT
#2287
I wasn't a real nerd till last year (freshman year of hs)...so many years wasted.
Many a sleepless nights were spent doing absolutely nothing.
PlosionCornu
Profile Joined August 2010
Italy814 Posts
September 05 2010 17:37 GMT
#2288
I'm fond of singleplayer- only games.
Now smoke me.
vOddy
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden402 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-05 18:33:25
September 05 2010 18:32 GMT
#2289
I have played RTS for so long that I've peed in my underwear on two occasions. I only noticed that I had to pee when it was critical, and right in the middle of a game. Most of those times I managed to win the game in time to rush to the toilet and pee, but two times a little just sipped out. It was physically impossible to contain. I was telling my body to not pee but it just did it anyway. T_T

At least I changed underwear both times.
"You generate awesomeness. It just flows from you."
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
September 05 2010 18:39 GMT
#2290
On September 06 2010 03:32 vOddy wrote:
I have played RTS for so long that I've peed in my underwear on two occasions. I only noticed that I had to pee when it was critical, and right in the middle of a game. Most of those times I managed to win the game in time to rush to the toilet and pee, but two times a little just sipped out. It was physically impossible to contain. I was telling my body to not pee but it just did it anyway. T_T

At least I changed underwear both times.


LOL, this story goes well with your signature line.
Turn off the radio
AraMoOse
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada66 Posts
September 05 2010 18:55 GMT
#2291
Once, on a discussion board not unlike this one, I confessed to something I had not in fact done...

And in so doing, created a new logical paradox. Go me!
Raynor for President
Angryhorse
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden387 Posts
September 05 2010 19:02 GMT
#2292
The only thing I want right now is a good book.
Don't cry blood, the world doesn't revolve around you
Vikkekh
Profile Joined December 2009
Sweden47 Posts
September 05 2010 20:09 GMT
#2293
I care way too much what people close to me think and I believe its ruining my personal life.
You're crazier than me, have a key!
TheOGBlitzKrieg
Profile Joined June 2010
United States346 Posts
September 05 2010 20:29 GMT
#2294
i've closed my eyes and fantasized about another girl while having sex with a girl lol
EpiK
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5757 Posts
September 05 2010 20:36 GMT
#2295
On September 04 2010 07:42 chakk wrote:
i took a dump on my girlfreinds chest while she was asleep and blamed it on the dog when she woke up in the morning.

dogs not allowed upstairs anymore so need another excuse to do it

LOL.
SilentCrono
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1420 Posts
September 05 2010 20:40 GMT
#2296
On September 06 2010 01:47 Hikko wrote:
I started playing Starcraft when it first came out and I was 9 or 10. I'm pretty dyslexic when it comes to reading names of things. Once I get it in my head I just assume it is how I imagined it (Pokemon was so bad for me :'( )

I called Defilers "Driftlers".
I called Zealots "Zee Lots".
I called Dragoons "Dragons".

Sue me.


used to play with someone from korea and we'd always hang out on ventrilo and he also called zealots "Zee Lots" and he called marauders "Marowders"

always cracked me up lol
♞ Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse. ♞
Diuqil
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States307 Posts
September 05 2010 20:42 GMT
#2297
The guy who made this thread must of been a huge baller to make it last 100+ pages
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
September 05 2010 22:40 GMT
#2298
I'm a handsome guy but I've been single for 4 years now. T_T
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
September 05 2010 22:50 GMT
#2299
TL is becoming too SC2 orientated for my tastes

Obviously I realize that this is the direction the site will go in--with the foreign scene dying and all--but I'm feeling really disconnected because of it.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
September 05 2010 23:06 GMT
#2300
On September 06 2010 07:50 Masamune wrote:
TL is becoming too SC2 orientated for my tastes

Obviously I realize that this is the direction the site will go in--with the foreign scene dying and all--but I'm feeling really disconnected because of it.


Amen, brother.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
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