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KTF_CloaK
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands1338 Posts
September 02 2010 13:52 GMT
#2261
When Nigella Lawson is on screen, I look at the food she makes and not at her titties. Damn I love cooking. (I loooove titties but cooking is just too awesome to not look at. Oh well, I'll split the looking time 50/50 ).
KT Rolster for the win!! Lee-Young-Ho hwaiting!!
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
September 02 2010 13:56 GMT
#2262
On September 02 2010 11:46 fishball232 wrote:
i would have got 2400 if it weernt for the essay so thats why i felt bad. i want to go to columbia cause i live near it. study 8 hours a day and was forced to by asian parents. couldn't even play sc only 1 hour a week.


Probably should take some english classes while you're there, champ.
the UMP says YER OUT
GoDannY
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany442 Posts
September 02 2010 14:23 GMT
#2263
I am german and dont like the taste of beer in any way...

Currently, I hate my job and cant wait to start my new job next year and move to another again city as well.
Team LifeStyle - it's more than a game
JTouche
Profile Joined August 2010
United States239 Posts
September 02 2010 20:06 GMT
#2264
I was hooking up with a girl and we couldn't have sex because I ejaculated prematurely. I said I had to go. Needless to say she never picked up my calls
Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. ~Eric Fromm
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
September 02 2010 20:17 GMT
#2265
On September 01 2010 13:30 H wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2010 20:03 andynewin wrote:
I play really shitty on purpose when I play with my friends just to blend in sometimes.


conversely I did some 2s with an rl friend and now he thinks I am some sort of professional SC2 player


I play at least 3-4 hours of SC2 a day and I'm terrible. But some of my 2's partners think I'm a semi-pro despite being bottom of my Diamond.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
danbel1005
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1319 Posts
September 02 2010 20:26 GMT
#2266
Sometimes Ive found myself watching TL.net streams while Im pooping.
"EE HAN TIMING" Jaedong vs Stork [22 December, 2007] 2set @ Finals EVER OSL.
Kal_rA
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2925 Posts
September 02 2010 20:47 GMT
#2267
i played beer pong in a church at 3am... im going to hell
Jaedong.
JamieDukes
Profile Joined August 2010
Russian Federation82 Posts
September 02 2010 22:31 GMT
#2268
i stalked HuskyStarcrafts youtube channel for 3 weeks
))))
Clamev
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Germany498 Posts
September 03 2010 19:27 GMT
#2269
I am in Platinum League even though i was a D+ Terran on Iccup <.<
6Pool or die trying
OhJesusWOW
Profile Joined August 2010
United Kingdom127 Posts
September 03 2010 19:34 GMT
#2270
I told my nephew that Coitus Interruptus was the most powerful spell that any wizard could ever cast.
Red Bull is the new Mountain Dew.
Hynda
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Sweden2226 Posts
September 03 2010 19:45 GMT
#2271
I live a healthy life, playing football (Soccer) at least 4 times a week, the rest of the days I go jogging for at least an hour. Eat decent food, never eat junkfood ect. Except one saturday each month were I pig out like mad. I buy a pizza, shit loads of candy, ice cream the day after I go back as if nothing happened. I usually travel an hour or more to get a to shop were the people don't know me because I don't want them to know.
blahman3344
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2015 Posts
September 03 2010 19:46 GMT
#2272
I plan on doing something special for my 1k post =0
I like haikus and / I can not lie. You other / brothers can't deny
esperanto
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany357 Posts
September 03 2010 19:57 GMT
#2273
On September 03 2010 05:26 danbel1005 wrote:
Sometimes Ive found myself watching TL.net streams while Im pooping.


Been there, taking the macbook to the bathroom is brilliant. But one time i forgot to switch off livestream's procaster. (I was just testing livestreams system and thank god the stream is deleted now)
ibreakurface
Profile Joined June 2010
United States664 Posts
September 03 2010 20:31 GMT
#2274
I won't actually breakurface.
:) I play zerg. FOX AND KT ROLSTER COASTER FAN! Because I love everyone. Except bisu.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
September 03 2010 20:39 GMT
#2275
On September 02 2010 10:36 numbingeuphoria wrote:
I got a 41-R on my mcats, never planned to go to med school, took the test to prove to myself I could if I wanted to. I was proud of myself, told my girlfriend of 1.5 years. Three days later she decides we're not on the same page and she's holding me back and broke up with me 3 weeks ago. Yet to return a call or text. I'm now ashamed of my high test score that a lot of pre-med students would kill for.

Don't feel bad. It seems she probably used that as an excuse to end the relationship. Believe me it's all too common.
chakk
Profile Joined August 2010
England43 Posts
September 03 2010 22:42 GMT
#2276
i took a dump on my girlfreinds chest while she was asleep and blamed it on the dog when she woke up in the morning.

dogs not allowed upstairs anymore so need another excuse to do it
Kipsate
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands45349 Posts
September 03 2010 22:59 GMT
#2277
On August 31 2010 23:39 allyourbase wrote:
I have watched 4 full seasons of Gilmore Girls with my girlfriend. I enjoyed it.

Since we started dating I have also learned every Taylor Swift song by heart. I like those too..... x.x


I watched all seasons of The O.C too, and loved it so much i still sometimes watch it again.

aw my gawd
WriterXiao8~~
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
September 04 2010 03:01 GMT
#2278
On September 04 2010 07:42 chakk wrote:
i took a dump on my girlfreinds chest while she was asleep and blamed it on the dog when she woke up in the morning.

dogs not allowed upstairs anymore so need another excuse to do it


LOL...oh my god. i love you.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
bananengurke
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada58 Posts
September 04 2010 09:18 GMT
#2279

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSMlIM9zLio


I'm 18 and I haven't seen my dad in 5 years, I just cried like a baby after watching this :'(
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-04 17:47:01
September 04 2010 17:44 GMT
#2280
On September 04 2010 05:39 Mickey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 02 2010 10:36 numbingeuphoria wrote:
I got a 41-R on my mcats, never planned to go to med school, took the test to prove to myself I could if I wanted to. I was proud of myself, told my girlfriend of 1.5 years. Three days later she decides we're not on the same page and she's holding me back and broke up with me 3 weeks ago. Yet to return a call or text. I'm now ashamed of my high test score that a lot of pre-med students would kill for.

Don't feel bad. It seems she probably used that as an excuse to end the relationship. Believe me it's all too common.


You know, I did the same thing a few years ago. I think I got a 38 or 39 on it, don't really remember. I was sick of people complaining about studying for the mcats and garbage like that. I just took it cold turkey, signed up for a date and rock out on it. It really isn't that hard of a test if you understand your physical and biological sciences.

I had no intention of going to med school since I was already in my 4th year of a PhD program, but people need to stop complaining about the test and just do it.

edit: congrats on the awesome score, though. at least its always an option provided you are willing to sell your soul to that profession.
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