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Emon_
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
3925 Posts
September 05 2010 23:08 GMT
#2301
I always liked go.go
"I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully" -GWB ||
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
September 05 2010 23:15 GMT
#2302
On September 06 2010 08:08 Emon_ wrote:
I always liked go.go

Same here. There is something very likable about that guy.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 05 2010 23:16 GMT
#2303
I'm surfing tl from work right now.

+ Show Spoiler +
half confession half brag, deal with it.
Zilver
Profile Joined December 2008
Finland282 Posts
September 05 2010 23:19 GMT
#2304
Girls with red-dyed hair give me a hard on.
1a2a3a iWin
.risingdragoon
Profile Joined January 2008
United States3021 Posts
September 05 2010 23:29 GMT
#2305
Gotta get off my ass and make some life changing choices.

Oh and black hair #1, red hair #2, fucking hate blondes.
......::::........::::........::::........::::........::::.......::::.......::::... Up☆MaGiC ...::::.......::::.......::::........::::........::::........::::........
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 06 2010 03:07 GMT
#2306
I placed bronze.

I am currently gold after ~40 games.

I will probably make platinum, but I doubt I can make diamond at my current skill level.
soullogik
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1171 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-06 03:42:52
September 06 2010 03:41 GMT
#2307
I hate condoms.



Last month, My little brother and his friends rented supercharged jet-ski's. During their epic cruise's on the lake, one of them decides to be a fukface and do a top gun style drive by on my lil bro and instead plows his jet-ski into my brother's chest. After a taste of death while swimming to the kids jet-ski. He is taken to shore and picked up by helicopter. Kid's liver is almost split in two & survives after a few weeks in the hospital.

Every night, I have to convince myself not to beat his head in, tie him up in his car and set it on fire.
young ho
mikado
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia407 Posts
September 06 2010 03:52 GMT
#2308
Shit, that was intense
perditissimus
Kashmir
Profile Joined May 2010
New Zealand178 Posts
September 06 2010 04:51 GMT
#2309
I'm secretly hoping society collapses and we go back to survival of the fittest.
Nobody is perfect. I am nobody. Therefore, I am perfect.
nashface
Profile Joined August 2010
United States5 Posts
September 06 2010 05:12 GMT
#2310
I slept with my first real girlfriends MILF of a mom. The mom was much better.
"How am I not myself?"
Hikko
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1126 Posts
September 06 2010 05:18 GMT
#2311
I prefer to take a dump totally naked.
♥
AmaZing
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Nepal299 Posts
September 06 2010 05:27 GMT
#2312
a week ago i got a hard on while playing sc2, i was playing zerg
ಠ_ಠ
Mente
Profile Joined December 2009
United States288 Posts
September 06 2010 05:34 GMT
#2313
On September 06 2010 13:51 Kashmir wrote:
I'm secretly hoping society collapses and we go back to survival of the fittest.


I openly hope for a zombie apocalypse
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
Cuddle
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden1345 Posts
September 06 2010 07:33 GMT
#2314
If I win a 1v1 (mid plat.) I have to play a TD or something to slow down my beating heart and get my nerves back in place. If I lose I can keep going though.
Danze
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia219 Posts
September 06 2010 07:55 GMT
#2315
On September 06 2010 16:33 Cuddle wrote:
If I win a 1v1 (mid plat.) I have to play a TD or something to slow down my beating heart and get my nerves back in place. If I lose I can keep going though.


lol

That only ever happened to me when I was 10 ~ years old while playing C&C renegade (FPS). I couldn't go and fight by myself in the tunnel. I always had to follow someone else in, and whenever you start shooting at someone, my heart used to race like that ;P

/OffT

/OT

I have given up weekend social life since SC2 came out.

:O
Accidentally pissing on toilet rolls since 1991.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
September 06 2010 08:00 GMT
#2316
What is a TD?
Ab0miNaTioN_BoB
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States102 Posts
September 06 2010 08:34 GMT
#2317
I totally smeared poop on my big brothers face during the night when I was 3 (My parents split up and I was going crazy apparently)

I'm an IdrA fan :O

I've had sex in a movie theatre before with people inside

I bought a gomtv.net season ticket :D

I've met a good chunk of my friends on facebook through omegle x)



TD is Tower Defense if I'm not mistaken.
Derme
Profile Joined September 2010
United States41 Posts
September 06 2010 09:48 GMT
#2318
Once when I was 10 I had to meet with a teacher for some project, but I completely forgot about it. She was really nice and this wasn't the first time, so I called her to explain. It went something like this:

"Hey Ms ___, today I had to rush to the hospital. My uncle had a heart attack."

"Oh my God! I'm so sorry!"

"Yeah.. That's why I couldn't meet with you today. Sorry about that."

"... We aren't supposed to meet today. Remember?"
Floorz
Profile Joined July 2010
United States45 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-06 13:32:38
September 06 2010 11:34 GMT
#2319
On August 17 2010 17:19 kNyTTyM wrote:
I often read threads backwards (this one included).


Haha I occasionally do the same thing
Avitohol
Profile Joined May 2010
Bulgaria125 Posts
September 06 2010 11:55 GMT
#2320
I've never read a book in my life yet I'm doing great at school especially maths.
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