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Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 01 2010 04:30 GMT
#2241
On August 29 2010 20:03 andynewin wrote:
I play really shitty on purpose when I play with my friends just to blend in sometimes.


conversely I did some 2s with an rl friend and now he thinks I am some sort of professional SC2 player
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
cive
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada370 Posts
September 01 2010 04:57 GMT
#2242
I DONT HAVE 300 APM BUT IM A KOREAN FML
Play Terran
StuBob
Profile Joined March 2010
United States373 Posts
September 01 2010 05:11 GMT
#2243
iv'e been playing minecraft more than sc2 -.-
I play RANDOM!
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
September 01 2010 06:07 GMT
#2244
On September 01 2010 13:15 junemermaid wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 01 2010 02:23 Pablols wrote:
i was semiraped by my best friends older sister last year, :S


Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Did she use a strap on to make you the bitch?
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
KTF_CloaK
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Netherlands1338 Posts
September 01 2010 21:08 GMT
#2245
I am 15 years old, kinda fat, I have not yet hit puberty, am jealous of everyone ALWAYS, am in love with a girl that is the type of person that does weed and has fucked like 10 times and shit (she's 15) I have two best friends, one never tries to contact me and the hanging out with the other one at school (we met thrue school) is very awkward, dunno why. Im super insecure about myself and i wanna have sex with randowm hot girls really badly. Oh, and I also love Flash and i like people trying to make me feel better. I have only played iccup one time and i tried to rush wraiths because i think they are awesome and he made only zerglings and still won. This, however, is a lie. I dont ever play iccup, i only play randown defense or something. oh my god i am really pathetic... oh yeah and i cant talk to girls (only to female friends) that i like and i really want to smoke pot or weed but do not trsut any of my mainstream friends to do it with and i always think that if i bring the drugs subject up (like trying to ask a friend hey lets some weed sometimes) i seem like a really creepy guy.
KT Rolster for the win!! Lee-Young-Ho hwaiting!!
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
September 01 2010 21:18 GMT
#2246
I don't think that 'i wanna have sex with random hot girls really badly' is something you need to necessarily confess :p
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
September 01 2010 23:32 GMT
#2247
On September 02 2010 06:18 ShaLLoW[baY] wrote:
I don't think that 'i wanna have sex with random hot girls really badly' is something you need to necessarily confess :p



this!
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 01 2010 23:54 GMT
#2248
On September 01 2010 14:11 StuBob wrote:
iv'e been playing minecraft more than sc2 -.-


This...Idk if I should be ashamed...
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Nalta
Profile Joined August 2010
United States44 Posts
September 02 2010 00:36 GMT
#2249
I HATE to play Zerg...
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Arrian
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States889 Posts
September 02 2010 00:52 GMT
#2250
I'm 21, and I still spill beverages on my person at least once a day.
Writersator arepo tenet opera rotas
fishball232
Profile Joined May 2010
United States90 Posts
September 02 2010 01:09 GMT
#2251
got 2390 on SAT last year and failed to get 2400
"You really have to detach yourself and accept that you suck at StarCraft. Like I suck at StarCraft and it's all I've done for 15 years"-Artosis 2013
numbingeuphoria
Profile Joined April 2010
United States17 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-02 02:05:14
September 02 2010 01:36 GMT
#2252
I got a 41-R on my mcats, never planned to go to med school, took the test to prove to myself I could if I wanted to. I was proud of myself, told my girlfriend of 1.5 years. Three days later she decides we're not on the same page and she's holding me back and broke up with me 3 weeks ago. Yet to return a call or text. I'm now ashamed of my high test score that a lot of pre-med students would kill for.
There is no Good or Evil, only opinion and perception
allyourbase
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States243 Posts
September 02 2010 01:43 GMT
#2253
On September 02 2010 09:52 Arrian wrote:
I'm 21, and I still spill beverages on my person at least once a day.

I have the same problem. I also frequently choke on my water; it gets me some weird looks.
Something something justice
squaremanhole
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States82 Posts
September 02 2010 02:14 GMT
#2254
I'm a total slick when it comes to hanging around in a crowd with cute girls but I get way too creepy when it comes down to one on one.
Lonelyness is just like a curable illness,I cure it with fapping. - PlosionCornu
HardcoreBilly
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States222 Posts
September 02 2010 02:31 GMT
#2255
On September 02 2010 10:09 fishball232 wrote:
got 2390 on SAT last year and failed to get 2400


... this thread was not made for people to make achievements seem like a downfall ostentatiously. =/ If you were being sincere however, then don't feel like that. 2390 is great.

On another note, what college are you planning to attend, and how did you study for the SAT/did you study vocabs?
fishball232
Profile Joined May 2010
United States90 Posts
September 02 2010 02:46 GMT
#2256
i would have got 2400 if it weernt for the essay so thats why i felt bad. i want to go to columbia cause i live near it. study 8 hours a day and was forced to by asian parents. couldn't even play sc only 1 hour a week.
"You really have to detach yourself and accept that you suck at StarCraft. Like I suck at StarCraft and it's all I've done for 15 years"-Artosis 2013
SarcasticOne
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia213 Posts
September 02 2010 05:01 GMT
#2257
i have the worst concience of anyone i know, i cant even lie about brushing my teeth in the morning if i havent...
doktorLucifer
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States855 Posts
September 02 2010 05:05 GMT
#2258
I'm a 280 APM Terran player who has played for two + years but still can't break C- consistently (also I am bad.)
Kal_rA
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2925 Posts
September 02 2010 05:09 GMT
#2259
i am not the real pedo bear.
Jaedong.
ClanOverdosed
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
691 Posts
September 02 2010 05:15 GMT
#2260
I got excited when I exchanged words with an African-American for the first time this summer (I'm 18).
Overdosed--www.overdosed.net
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