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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
September 09 2010 00:39 GMT
#2361
I bought SC2 a month ago, beat campaign, played 5 games, and haven't picked it up since.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Asmodeus
Profile Joined July 2010
United States6 Posts
September 09 2010 01:54 GMT
#2362
I told my GF that i was Bi today.
Did not go over well >_<
"Sir! We are surrounded on all sides!" "Good! Now we can fire in any direction!"
Box.N.Straw
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada55 Posts
September 09 2010 03:20 GMT
#2363
The first few times I masturbated, I felt guilty.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone.
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
September 10 2010 05:15 GMT
#2364
I want Courtney Love to sit on my face.
the UMP says YER OUT
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
September 10 2010 05:34 GMT
#2365
I like my job but I don't see myself staying in here except for the work experience. I'm way better at this shit.
에일리 and 아이유 <3 - O Captain 박재혁 ・゚✧*:・*゚+..。✧・゚:*・..。 ✧・゚ :・゚* ゜・*:・ ✧・゚:・゚:.。 ✧・゚ SPARKULING ・゜・:・゚✧*:・゚✧。*゚+..。 ✧・゚: ✧・゚:*・゜・:・゚✧*::
Guilty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada812 Posts
September 10 2010 05:35 GMT
#2366
I cant help but check page 57 of this thread every time i see it bumped...
"How hard could it be?" -J. Clarkson
Nal_rAwr
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States2611 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-10 05:45:22
September 10 2010 05:41 GMT
#2367
i think i might be slightly retarded and/or mentally handicapped in one way or another
actually harem would come in about now and confirm this, sorry this has gone to 2 lines now
Nony is Bonjwa
Siretu
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
151 Posts
September 10 2010 06:34 GMT
#2368
Playing less than 5 matches, I brought a friend's account down to bronze from platinum(during beta phase 1)

After doing that, I played another match and lost.

I believe 13 is an unlucky number.

My win streak just ended after 13 wins in platinum. I lost a TvZ because suddenly I was failing everything and ended up floating 2,000 minerals in the end of the 12 minute long match. This is why I believe 13 is an unlucky number.

I posted a three-line confession in a one-line confession thread.
Stereotype
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States136 Posts
September 11 2010 01:42 GMT
#2369
I went home with a guy to fool around and his wife came home early from a business trip to find her husband with a 22 year old gay boy on the couch; She and I are best friends now after the divorce.

I've deliberately encouraged older men to buy me drinks, then immediately spurned them.
Imagine there's no heaven. It's easy if you try. -- John Lennon
Gemini_19
Profile Joined June 2010
United States1257 Posts
September 11 2010 01:53 GMT
#2370
On September 09 2010 12:20 Box.N.Straw wrote:
The first few times I masturbated, I felt guilty.

Wait...that's not normal???
@GGemini19 GM Protoss | http://www.twitch.tv/geminisc2 | I <333 HerO & Trap | Check out my Build of the Week series on /r/allthingsprotoss, TL, or Spawning Tool
RagnaRock
Profile Joined April 2006
Poland76 Posts
September 12 2010 22:54 GMT
#2371
I just noticed that when banshee cloaks the chick in portrait lowers her visor and when uncloaked she raises it up
bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
September 12 2010 23:04 GMT
#2372
On September 10 2010 14:35 Guilty wrote:
I cant help but check page 57 of this thread every time i see it bumped...

Together but separate, like oatmeal
ccdnl
Profile Joined April 2010
United States611 Posts
September 12 2010 23:29 GMT
#2373
On September 06 2010 13:51 Kashmir wrote:
I'm secretly hoping society collapses and we go back to survival of the fittest.


ME TOOO. FUCK. but i'm not hiding that desire though.
civil cervixes || Kang Min Fan || I like TLO, TLO= German, I like Germans..?
Glasse
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada1237 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-12 23:32:24
September 12 2010 23:32 GMT
#2374
I fucked my girlfriend's twin sister twice.
Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
September 13 2010 00:02 GMT
#2375
On September 13 2010 08:32 Glasse wrote:
I fucked my girlfriend's twin sister twice.

Pic or it didn't happen.
Glasse
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada1237 Posts
September 13 2010 00:13 GMT
#2376
On September 13 2010 09:02 Shiragaku wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 08:32 Glasse wrote:
I fucked my girlfriend's twin sister twice.

Pic or it didn't happen.


i dont take pictures of myself while having sex, sorry
Okazaki
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada29 Posts
September 13 2010 01:11 GMT
#2377
I play SCII vs AI in Chemistry class
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
September 13 2010 01:19 GMT
#2378
I make sex jokes to this girl all the time, and im completely serious.

I find it curious she never says no or refuses
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
vOddy
Profile Joined July 2009
Sweden402 Posts
September 13 2010 02:01 GMT
#2379
I've never been drunk and I'm 17.
"You generate awesomeness. It just flows from you."
NeoOmega
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States495 Posts
September 13 2010 02:11 GMT
#2380
On September 13 2010 11:01 vOddy wrote:
I've never been drunk and I'm 17.


I've never been drunk and I'm 21.
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