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ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
September 13 2010 07:09 GMT
#2401
On September 13 2010 11:42 funkie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 10:19 arb wrote:
I make sex jokes to this girl all the time, and im completely serious.

I find it curious she never says no or refuses



same.

but when it comes down to business, she'll (most likely) bitch out.


i do this too and she goes along with it, while she has a boyfriend who she constantly tells me she doesnt think she should be with and doesn't think she'll ever love

KENNIGIT HALP

+ Show Spoiler +
not srs, shit is cash in the making
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Macabre
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1262 Posts
September 13 2010 07:22 GMT
#2402
I hate making out with girls even though I've been told I'm good at it. I live for the blowjobs.
Those who know how to think need no teachers. Tasteless - I think I'll take my shirt off and let my muscles do the casting
valaki
Profile Joined June 2009
Hungary2476 Posts
September 13 2010 07:42 GMT
#2403
On September 13 2010 12:55 SiguR wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On August 19 2010 11:44 Najda wrote:
It pisses me off that car turn signals aren't all synchronized.

I believe I am or can be better than almost everyone at everything, but recognize that there will always be people better than me, but never mention I am better even if I have already proven so.

I'm worried for my future because I want to do something I love but there is nothing I love to do.


The girl I like lives 800 miles away, currently has a boyfriend, is 3 years older than me, and even if we were to get together my ADD is too bad to maintain a long distance relationship (tried twice, failed twice).

All but one of my friends I have had just for the sake of having friends and not being a loner, and I've come to realize I'm pretty different from that one friend. I've never found anyone else who is interested in all the same things I am.

I'm very ambitious but lack motivation to do anything.

I recognize my flaws but am too lazy to fix them. This is a flaw of mine.

An hour that goes by without me having accomplished anything is an hour wasted. Too bad I rarely accomplish anything...

I hate people who are bad at things but refuse advice to help them get better.

I am always fair.

I get angry when people don't trust me.

Casual conversations bore me to death because I feel the need to always be doing something.

I stumble over words because I think faster than I can talk.


Holy shit you're my doppleganger.

Like, almost all of those are a pretty big deal for me. I've bolded everything you wrote that is written exactly how I'd describe myself. I'm tripping balls right now.


Wow...almost exactly describes me.
ggaemo fan
Geo.Rion
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
7377 Posts
September 13 2010 07:44 GMT
#2404
i canot wink [ ], seriously, i m phisically incapable to do that
"Protoss is a joke" Liquid`Jinro Okt.1. 2011
eu.exodus
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
South Africa1186 Posts
September 13 2010 08:59 GMT
#2405
once when a girl gave me a blowjob, she asked me not to come in her mouth. So when the time came she stopped and turned her head. The timing was perfect! I blew my load in her ear. Then I LOL'D. I never saw her again. Bonus!
6 poll is a good skill toi have
Bloodash
Profile Joined April 2010
Netherlands1384 Posts
September 13 2010 09:48 GMT
#2406
I stopped playing starcraft 2 after a week or so I've received the game because laddering feels too much like work. still love watching tha pros tough
I'll bite this hand that feeds me, and take it for my own!
PieceOCake
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States67 Posts
September 13 2010 10:01 GMT
#2407
On September 13 2010 16:22 Macabre wrote:
I hate making out with girls even though I've been told I'm good at it. I live for the blowjobs.


The girls you make out with have dicks?!
dicks
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
September 13 2010 12:54 GMT
#2408
I can't tie my own shoe laces and im almost 18
I can't whistle
I can't understand equations thus i failed math in school
I can't think of anything else that i suck at.
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
junemermaid
Profile Joined September 2006
United States981 Posts
September 13 2010 23:11 GMT
#2409
On September 13 2010 11:11 NeoOmega wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 11:01 vOddy wrote:
I've never been drunk and I'm 17.


I've never been drunk and I'm 21.


I've never been drunk and I'm 25.
the UMP says YER OUT
viraltouch
Profile Joined July 2010
United States299 Posts
September 13 2010 23:21 GMT
#2410
I'm too scared to get myself x-rayed because I'm about 50/50 on lung cancer.
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
September 13 2010 23:28 GMT
#2411
On September 13 2010 21:54 Mawi wrote:
I can't tie my own shoe laces and im almost 18
I can't whistle
I can't understand equations thus i failed math in school
I can't think of anything else that i suck at.

Wtf! how do you tie your shoes then!! Dont tell me you wear those stickie shoes. It takes 5mins to learn.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
September 13 2010 23:31 GMT
#2412
I think Ke$ha is very hot.

hope im not the only one
XeliN
Profile Joined June 2009
United Kingdom1755 Posts
September 13 2010 23:33 GMT
#2413
On September 13 2010 16:42 valaki wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 12:55 SiguR wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On August 19 2010 11:44 Najda wrote:
It pisses me off that car turn signals aren't all synchronized.

I believe I am or can be better than almost everyone at everything, but recognize that there will always be people better than me, but never mention I am better even if I have already proven so.

I'm worried for my future because I want to do something I love but there is nothing I love to do.


The girl I like lives 800 miles away, currently has a boyfriend, is 3 years older than me, and even if we were to get together my ADD is too bad to maintain a long distance relationship (tried twice, failed twice).

All but one of my friends I have had just for the sake of having friends and not being a loner, and I've come to realize I'm pretty different from that one friend. I've never found anyone else who is interested in all the same things I am.

I'm very ambitious but lack motivation to do anything.

I recognize my flaws but am too lazy to fix them. This is a flaw of mine.

An hour that goes by without me having accomplished anything is an hour wasted. Too bad I rarely accomplish anything...

I hate people who are bad at things but refuse advice to help them get better.

I am always fair.

I get angry when people don't trust me.

Casual conversations bore me to death because I feel the need to always be doing something.

I stumble over words because I think faster than I can talk.


Holy shit you're my doppleganger.

Like, almost all of those are a pretty big deal for me. I've bolded everything you wrote that is written exactly how I'd describe myself. I'm tripping balls right now.


Wow...almost exactly describes me.


Google Cold Reading.

I'm not saying thats entirely what this is but I think there are strong elements of that in the way you have both been shocked to find such a description fits you.
Adonai bless
Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
September 14 2010 00:13 GMT
#2414
I can't decide between two girls and I"m not sure if either one likes me TT_TT

Feels good saying it, even if nobody reads it
EffOrt. That is all.
bananengurke
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada58 Posts
September 14 2010 00:15 GMT
#2415
I did xtc once and I really loved it and planned on doing it again, however almost every single friend/family I have talked to about it said they think it is absolutely horrible and will never ever talk to me again if I would do it again
yoplate
Profile Joined August 2010
United States332 Posts
September 14 2010 01:42 GMT
#2416
In third grade, our school did this thing called "famous person day", where all the third graders would pick a famous person, make a notecard and a costume, and present our person to about 100 people. I was doing ghandi. However, the day of the presentation, I freaked out and locked myself in a bathroom stall until the event was over (about 3 hours). There were teachers and my parents outside trying to get me to come out, but I wouldn't. I don't remember why I didn't want to do this so badly, but now when I remember it, it just seems funny.
Housta
Profile Joined April 2010
United States57 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-14 02:16:28
September 14 2010 02:15 GMT
#2417
I religiously watch every episode of jersey shore!
Meeran
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Sweden91 Posts
September 14 2010 05:32 GMT
#2418
While laddering I play best when I'm listening to Lady Gaga, Ke$ha and Miley Cyrus.
Number J - Day[9]
MangoTango
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States3670 Posts
September 14 2010 05:37 GMT
#2419
On September 14 2010 11:15 Housta wrote:
I religiously watch every episode of jersey shore!


God have mercy on your soul.
"One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE TANK!" - Artosis
Owarida
Profile Joined April 2010
United States333 Posts
September 14 2010 05:54 GMT
#2420
I ate a taco bell grande meal in one sitting today...I feel fat...
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