EPTI also stole 500 bingo chips from my preschool about 10 years ago. I still have them in my room.
Walked in on my parents having sex. Nine months later, my little sister was born.
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Thoreezhea1
United States532 Posts
I also stole 500 bingo chips from my preschool about 10 years ago. I still have them in my room. Walked in on my parents having sex. Nine months later, my little sister was born. | ||
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BentoBox
Canada303 Posts
I only play games which have competitive communities around them, but I then ended up realizing that taking a serious approach towards games kind of kills the fun (mostly because I grow frustrated at my lack of progress) and makes it turn into a grind. Playing ragnarok online has given me my fair share of grinding experience, never again >:O. I despise the thought of becoming like my parents. As a follow up to my previous entry ( http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=4504746 ), I now told everything to my parents and our relationship has turned into complete shit. Took a sabbatical this semester and I don't know wtf I want to study next term. I envy the people confident enough to get girlfriends even though they're doing fuckall with their lives. I'm black on the outside but really yellow on the inside, just like a bad banana. :D | ||
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BrownBear
United States6894 Posts
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funnybananaman
United States830 Posts
On September 30 2010 18:03 Gnial wrote: My grade 11 girlfriend invited me to her school's pre-grad with her, and I had accepted. Later I was invited on the same weekend to a redneck lake to drink gallons of beer with the guys. To get out of the pre-grad, I told her that my cousin in Saskatchewan had died in a freak tractor accident, and that I had to go that weekend to the funeral. She seemed genuinely sad for me at the time. Needless to say, when she found out, I didn't really see much of her anymore  what a boss  | ||
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[NyC]HoBbes
United States803 Posts
Second semester senior year of high school, I brought a Bloody Mary in a thermos to 1st period every day | ||
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standingcow
United States7 Posts
Last month I looked up the headquarters of this landscaper. At about 2 a.m. I parked a few blocks away on the street and walked over to their building. Poured gasoline all over a big landscaping truck, probably a ford f450 or something, torched the thing, and ran like hell to my car and drove home. Revenge is the most amazing thing on planet earth. | ||
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
On October 01 2010 16:11 standingcow wrote: 19 years ago when I was little a landscaper working on my neighbor's lawn extorted money from my parents by claiming that I vandalized his trailer overnight. He had left it parked on the street. We aren't poor or anything so they paid him a couple hundred bucks when he came knocking on our door fuming asking for money rather than getting a lawyer in the event of a lawsuit etc.. My parents asked me if I vandalized the trailer and I said no and they believed me but it was still easier to pay the guy than fight so that's what they did. Last month I looked up the headquarters of this landscaper. At about 2 a.m. I parked a few blocks away on the street and walked over to their building. Poured gasoline all over a big landscaping truck, probably a ford f450 or something, torched the thing, and ran like hell to my car and drove home. Revenge is the most amazing thing on planet earth. I think you should seek out help dude | ||
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Gatsbi
United States1134 Posts
On October 01 2010 16:11 standingcow wrote: 19 years ago when I was little a landscaper working on my neighbor's lawn extorted money from my parents by claiming that I vandalized his trailer overnight. He had left it parked on the street. We aren't poor or anything so they paid him a couple hundred bucks when he came knocking on our door fuming asking for money rather than getting a lawyer in the event of a lawsuit etc.. My parents asked me if I vandalized the trailer and I said no and they believed me but it was still easier to pay the guy than fight so that's what they did. Last month I looked up the headquarters of this landscaper. At about 2 a.m. I parked a few blocks away on the street and walked over to their building. Poured gasoline all over a big landscaping truck, probably a ford f450 or something, torched the thing, and ran like hell to my car and drove home. Revenge is the most amazing thing on planet earth. Uhhh jesus christ dude, thats a pretty big thing to admit on the internet. I know I sure as fuck wouldn't haha PS: seek mental help | ||
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
On October 01 2010 16:11 standingcow wrote: 19 years ago when I was little a landscaper working on my neighbor's lawn extorted money from my parents by claiming that I vandalized his trailer overnight. He had left it parked on the street. We aren't poor or anything so they paid him a couple hundred bucks when he came knocking on our door fuming asking for money rather than getting a lawyer in the event of a lawsuit etc.. My parents asked me if I vandalized the trailer and I said no and they believed me but it was still easier to pay the guy than fight so that's what they did. Last month I looked up the headquarters of this landscaper. At about 2 a.m. I parked a few blocks away on the street and walked over to their building. Poured gasoline all over a big landscaping truck, probably a ford f450 or something, torched the thing, and ran like hell to my car and drove home. Revenge is the most amazing thing on planet earth. Pretty intense revenge... although monetarily it's probably about the same. Insurance would cover the truck minus the deductible, which would be a couple hundred... about the same amount that he scammed from your parents... still... it's a huge step up the retaliation scale... | ||
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omgCRAZY
Canada551 Posts
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Mawi
Sweden4365 Posts
I have a really cute girl in my class and she is a grade A student and today i found her 3homeworks that is due to next week i copied them and didn't tell her but i gave her 10bucks and said just because your so pretty. She blushed poor girl didnt know i handed in my homeworks today! MUWHEHEHEHEHEHE damn im so stupid...i allways ruin moments with cute girls  Still today i cannot tie my shoe laces my mother does it for me + Show Spoiler + Half brag half awesome DEAL WITH IT! | ||
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Svetz
Australia311 Posts
I once accidently hosted a swingers party. I get suicidal when really hungover. | ||
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BaltA
Norway849 Posts
On October 01 2010 20:32 Mawi wrote: i gave a friend of mine 100dollars as a loan in my freshman year and 2years later(senior year) he gave me back 300dollars saying sorry but heres the 300dollars you loaned me in freshman year i was so happy that i got my money back but also the fact i never loaned him 300dollars so i made 200+ :D. I have a really cute girl in my class and she is a grade A student and today i found her 3homeworks that is due to next week i copied them and didn't tell her but i gave her 10bucks and said just because your so pretty. She blushed poor girl didnt know i handed in my homeworks today! MUWHEHEHEHEHEHE damn im so stupid...i allways ruin moments with cute girls Still today i cannot tie my shoe laces my mother does it for me + Show Spoiler + Half brag half awesome DEAL WITH IT! You are not evil! You are a business man! :D You still have a chance with her yo! Just DONT tell her that u took it and pray to got the teacher does not notice! Lol GL | ||
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phfantunes
Brazil170 Posts
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vyyye
Sweden3917 Posts
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lindn
Sweden833 Posts
Also I started playing zerg simply cause I have self respect. And as a last one, I can't open up to people close to me, I don't know why but it has always been like that, instead I open up to complete strangers on the internet. I'm weird. | ||
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ScN.gosu
Canada18 Posts
On September 30 2010 18:11 StatiC)Ex( wrote: My best friend since second grade (I'm now 20 years old) has dated this reaaaallly beautiful woman since our senior year in highschool. (About 2 1/2 years now) I've fucked her at least once a week since the second month of them dating. It feels so wrong, and I hate betraying my friend. But on the other hand I love it. Last thing, we all live together. 3 way rent, 2 rooms. Baller right there | ||
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thai_quan_doh
United States45 Posts
also... My house at night just hasn't been the same since looking through the horror thread here in the TL General forums. I'm slightly spooked every time I have to get a drink or something at night. | ||
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Bio
Canada185 Posts
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