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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
October 04 2010 05:57 GMT
#2561
On October 04 2010 14:12 ilj.psa wrote:
- I been living in USA for almost 5 years and I still can't speak fluent english.
man its killing me.


I know people who have been in the US for more than 15 years and can't speak anything near fluent English. So don't feel so bad.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
October 04 2010 05:58 GMT
#2562
On October 04 2010 14:12 ilj.psa wrote:
- I been living in USA for almost 5 years and I still can't speak fluent english.
man its killing me.

Don't sweat it. Some people take 20 years to learn fluently.
Masamune
Profile Joined January 2007
Canada3401 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-04 08:20:10
October 04 2010 08:19 GMT
#2563
I watch Little People Big World.

And I like it.
CDC.Mek
Profile Joined May 2010
United States22 Posts
October 04 2010 09:48 GMT
#2564
I secretly hate one of my closest friends because of his attitude. He always thinks he's better than people and always has to correct them if any one thing is said wrong or out of context and will argue with u endlessly about it until you admit you are wrong. It's so annoying, but he's a cool ass dude besides that.
Shutup woman, get on my horse.
Kms
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia126 Posts
October 04 2010 14:26 GMT
#2565
I once put dog food in a toasted sandwich and fed it to my brother... It was one of my finest moments!
Meiya
Profile Joined August 2007
Australia1169 Posts
October 04 2010 14:38 GMT
#2566
I have a complete inability to say 'no' when a friend offers to pay for a hooker.
Perhaps there is a universal, absolute truth. Perhaps it justifies every question. But that's beyond the reach of these small hands.
Frigo
Profile Joined August 2009
Hungary1023 Posts
October 04 2010 16:49 GMT
#2567
I find futa hot
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Treasure_Chest
Meiya
Profile Joined August 2007
Australia1169 Posts
October 04 2010 17:29 GMT
#2568
HAVE YOU NO MORALS?
Perhaps there is a universal, absolute truth. Perhaps it justifies every question. But that's beyond the reach of these small hands.
Panther
Profile Joined October 2010
United States2 Posts
October 04 2010 18:11 GMT
#2569
I hate pretty much fucking everybody, people are just annoying.
~
I'm writing this in class, waiting for it to end...My professor is amazing fucking incompetent.
~
Several of my friends use other internet confessionals, but what I've read on this forum amuses me enough for me to respond.
~
I'm in a long distance relationship, but I've been talking with another girl a lot more in the last couple weeks, she's pretty awesome. >.< I might go see both of them this coming weekend, I'm not sure how that's going to go...
BaltA
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Norway849 Posts
October 04 2010 18:30 GMT
#2570
On October 04 2010 14:10 ilj.psa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2010 21:49 BaltA wrote:
I have no idea why, but I do not like Spanish people. Maybe because all the Spanish people I've met are dumb idiots...

lol, was that just on BW on irl? :p



Both!
gruntrush
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada134 Posts
October 04 2010 18:33 GMT
#2571
On October 01 2010 16:11 standingcow wrote:
19 years ago when I was little a landscaper working on my neighbor's lawn extorted money from my parents by claiming that I vandalized his trailer overnight. He had left it parked on the street. We aren't poor or anything so they paid him a couple hundred bucks when he came knocking on our door fuming asking for money rather than getting a lawyer in the event of a lawsuit etc.. My parents asked me if I vandalized the trailer and I said no and they believed me but it was still easier to pay the guy than fight so that's what they did.

Last month I looked up the headquarters of this landscaper. At about 2 a.m. I parked a few blocks away on the street and walked over to their building. Poured gasoline all over a big landscaping truck, probably a ford f450 or something, torched the thing, and ran like hell to my car and drove home.

Revenge is the most amazing thing on planet earth.



I genuinely do not believe you.
please don't burn down my house about it.
Don't worry, That's halo
Deleted User 72834
Profile Joined April 2010
247 Posts
October 04 2010 18:34 GMT
#2572
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RiotSpectre
Profile Joined October 2010
United States163 Posts
October 04 2010 18:44 GMT
#2573
At 23, I've slept with eight different women and I have no idea if that puts me above or below the curve, but I'm curious. As for confessions, one of them was my close friend's girlfriend when they were "taking a break" before they got back together...whoops.
Deleted User 72834
Profile Joined April 2010
247 Posts
October 04 2010 18:47 GMT
#2574
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RiotSpectre
Profile Joined October 2010
United States163 Posts
October 04 2010 19:00 GMT
#2575
On October 05 2010 03:47 LSGamer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 05 2010 03:44 RiotSpectre wrote:
At 23, I've slept with eight different women and I have no idea if that puts me above or below the curve, but I'm curious. As for confessions, one of them was my close friend's girlfriend when they were "taking a break" before they got back together...whoops.

My ex was the neighbour, and also my best friends ex. I think she's told him in an attempt to rift us, but he's hasn't mentioned it.

And I think you're either on or above the curve


Ugh yeah, I'm not sure how to best deal with that situation. It's a tricky one.
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
October 04 2010 19:03 GMT
#2576
On October 01 2010 09:30 BrownBear wrote:
I want this girl to break up with her long-distance boyfriend so I can get with her.


fu man I'm in a long distance relationship
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Deleted User 72834
Profile Joined April 2010
247 Posts
October 04 2010 19:20 GMT
#2577
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Frigo
Profile Joined August 2009
Hungary1023 Posts
October 04 2010 21:41 GMT
#2578
On October 05 2010 02:29 NightRapier wrote:
HAVE YOU NO MORALS?

At who was that aimed?
http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Treasure_Chest
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
October 04 2010 21:43 GMT
#2579
i wanna marry my gf but she doesnt give me any alone time, lost here.
https://twitter.com/quanticfograw
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-04 21:47:27
October 04 2010 21:46 GMT
#2580
On October 05 2010 01:49 Frigo wrote:
I find futa hot

Whats futa?

Edit- OH God i looked it up....Oh god why
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