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Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
April 13 2009 16:18 GMT
#1
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seems painfull

http://www.phuketgazette.net/queernews/index.asp?id=7235

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PHUKET: Doctors in Pichit Hospital were presented with a medical conundrum on March 25, when an eight-year-old boy was brought in with a climbing perch stuck up his bottom.

The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

The boy told doctors that on the way home from school he and some friends saw a great number of climbing perch splashing in the mud of a drying-out pond.

Seizing the rare opportunity, the boys stripped off and jumped in to catch the fish.

As the boy was grabbing perch, he felt something push into his bottom. Using his hands to feel what was causing the odd sensation, he felt the tail fins of a wriggling fish sticking out his anus. Before he could do anything, however, the little fish lived up to its name and climbed all the way into his bottom.

The boy shouted for his friends to go and get help and his grandmother, who rushed him to hospital.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.

On the X-ray, doctors saw a fish between two and three centimetres long lodged in the entrance to his lower intestine.

Led by Deputy Hospital Director Dr Suchat Thepharak, a team of three doctors held a brainstorming session to decide how to proceed with the delicate removal operation, which was much complicated by the sharp spines of climbing perch.

With the perch facing forward, extracting it tail first would risk the spines or fins puncturing the boy’s intestinal wall. The situation was further exacerbated by the fact that the hardy little fish continued unabated its wriggling struggle for existence.

A frantic search for research papers on similar cases proved fruitless: this was apparently the first case of a climbing perch climbing up someone’s rectum ever recorded in Thailand – and possibly the world.

Doctors first considered pumping anaesthetic gas up the boy’s bottom to knock out the fish, making its retrieval easier. After this plan was dismissed for safety reasons, Dr Bussakon Wangphayon suggested injecting the fish with anaesthetic by sticking a needle up the boy’s rectum, then extracting the spiny intruder with forceps.

If this plan failed, open surgery would be the only remaining option, the doctors concluded.

Decided to go ahead with the injection, the doctors managed to knock the fish out. Then, in a delicate two-hour procedure, they extracted the fish with forceps while continually pushing in the spines inward to prevent them from lodging inside the boy.

At the end of the operation the boy was reported in stable condition, but requiring extended observation owing to the risk of infection.

Asked about the experience, the boy said he would never go fishing again.

Ministry of Public Health Spokesperson Dr Suphan Srithamma advised that when swimming in bodies of water that have small animals like fish and leeches capable of entering through an orifice – especially the anus – people should be sure to wear tight-fitting underwear.

If something unexpected should happen – such as a fish climbing up one’s anus – try to keep as still as possible to prevent it from climbing further up the alimentary canal; then get to hospital as fast as possible.

If the animal has sharp spines there is a risk that it could rupture the intestinal wall and move into the abdominal cavity, which would be very dangerous, Dr Suphan said.

Climbing perch, also known as climbing gouramies, are able to climb out of water and travel short distances on land using gill plates, fins and tail. Their ability to survive on atmospheric oxygen allows them to survive out of water – or even up an anus – for some time in search of a new aquatic home.
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
April 13 2009 16:22 GMT
#2
Well, I won't go skinny dipping around fish anymore.
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 13 2009 16:22 GMT
#3
This reminds me of that horrible fish that goes up your dick and lodges itself there.
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
April 13 2009 16:23 GMT
#4
WHAT THE SHIT AHHHH. that is so fucking terrible the fish was moving inside him.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
April 13 2009 16:23 GMT
#5
Wow, usually when something like this happens the person was being a complete dumbass, but this kid was just being a kid, and then BAM, fish up the butt.
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
April 13 2009 16:25 GMT
#6
AUGH!!! Why did I click this?! This is so wrong!!
this is my quote.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
April 13 2009 16:27 GMT
#7
On April 14 2009 01:22 koreasilver wrote:
This reminds me of that horrible fish that goes up your dick and lodges itself there.

Candiru :D
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8082 Posts
April 13 2009 16:40 GMT
#8
my favorite part is "Asked about the experience, the boy said he would never go fishing again." I love how they had to throw that line in lol
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Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8835 Posts
April 13 2009 16:42 GMT
#9
"What are you? A gay fish"
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
eyeballball3
Profile Joined January 2008
United States93 Posts
April 13 2009 16:45 GMT
#10
I guess he likes fish sticks.
NeonFlare
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Finland1307 Posts
April 13 2009 16:46 GMT
#11
The mental image is... disturbing, yet another reason to not swim naked.

The other reason being the fact that my lil' mate got bit by fish when I was younger, good thing the fish wasn't all that big and it didn't get ripped or anything.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
April 13 2009 16:54 GMT
#12
On April 14 2009 01:23 Lemonwalrus wrote:
and then BAM, fish up the butt.


LMFAO. Poor kid got raped by a fish but then again the fish had a face full of ass.
ya had ya shot kid!
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 13 2009 16:55 GMT
#13
Looks like that boy isn't the only one missing from his school.
EscPlan9
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2777 Posts
April 13 2009 16:57 GMT
#14
On April 14 2009 01:42 Flaccid wrote:
"What are you? A gay fish"


damnit, beat me to it. that's all i wanted to say
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Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
April 13 2009 16:59 GMT
#15
Wow that must have been really painfull. I really feel for that kid, the prolly gonna be called fish in the bum for the rest of his school years .
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 13 2009 17:02 GMT
#16
On April 14 2009 01:42 Flaccid wrote:
"What are you? A gay fish"


http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/224099/
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MagisterMan
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Sweden525 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-13 17:03:44
April 13 2009 17:03 GMT
#17
Feel sorry for him.. he was very unlucky. Must be something like 1 in a billion that this happens to.
Nachos?
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
April 13 2009 17:07 GMT
#18
PHUKET
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
April 13 2009 17:10 GMT
#19
He's gonna have some traumatic memories in the future
Never eat fish again?
fAnTaCy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States893 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-13 17:12:02
April 13 2009 17:11 GMT
#20
On April 14 2009 01:18 Too_MuchZerg wrote:


The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.


Am I the only one that noticed that? o.0
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