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Too_MuchZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Finland2818 Posts
April 13 2009 16:18 GMT
#1
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seems painfull

http://www.phuketgazette.net/queernews/index.asp?id=7235

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PHUKET: Doctors in Pichit Hospital were presented with a medical conundrum on March 25, when an eight-year-old boy was brought in with a climbing perch stuck up his bottom.

The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

The boy told doctors that on the way home from school he and some friends saw a great number of climbing perch splashing in the mud of a drying-out pond.

Seizing the rare opportunity, the boys stripped off and jumped in to catch the fish.

As the boy was grabbing perch, he felt something push into his bottom. Using his hands to feel what was causing the odd sensation, he felt the tail fins of a wriggling fish sticking out his anus. Before he could do anything, however, the little fish lived up to its name and climbed all the way into his bottom.

The boy shouted for his friends to go and get help and his grandmother, who rushed him to hospital.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.

On the X-ray, doctors saw a fish between two and three centimetres long lodged in the entrance to his lower intestine.

Led by Deputy Hospital Director Dr Suchat Thepharak, a team of three doctors held a brainstorming session to decide how to proceed with the delicate removal operation, which was much complicated by the sharp spines of climbing perch.

With the perch facing forward, extracting it tail first would risk the spines or fins puncturing the boy’s intestinal wall. The situation was further exacerbated by the fact that the hardy little fish continued unabated its wriggling struggle for existence.

A frantic search for research papers on similar cases proved fruitless: this was apparently the first case of a climbing perch climbing up someone’s rectum ever recorded in Thailand – and possibly the world.

Doctors first considered pumping anaesthetic gas up the boy’s bottom to knock out the fish, making its retrieval easier. After this plan was dismissed for safety reasons, Dr Bussakon Wangphayon suggested injecting the fish with anaesthetic by sticking a needle up the boy’s rectum, then extracting the spiny intruder with forceps.

If this plan failed, open surgery would be the only remaining option, the doctors concluded.

Decided to go ahead with the injection, the doctors managed to knock the fish out. Then, in a delicate two-hour procedure, they extracted the fish with forceps while continually pushing in the spines inward to prevent them from lodging inside the boy.

At the end of the operation the boy was reported in stable condition, but requiring extended observation owing to the risk of infection.

Asked about the experience, the boy said he would never go fishing again.

Ministry of Public Health Spokesperson Dr Suphan Srithamma advised that when swimming in bodies of water that have small animals like fish and leeches capable of entering through an orifice – especially the anus – people should be sure to wear tight-fitting underwear.

If something unexpected should happen – such as a fish climbing up one’s anus – try to keep as still as possible to prevent it from climbing further up the alimentary canal; then get to hospital as fast as possible.

If the animal has sharp spines there is a risk that it could rupture the intestinal wall and move into the abdominal cavity, which would be very dangerous, Dr Suphan said.

Climbing perch, also known as climbing gouramies, are able to climb out of water and travel short distances on land using gill plates, fins and tail. Their ability to survive on atmospheric oxygen allows them to survive out of water – or even up an anus – for some time in search of a new aquatic home.
Xusneb
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada612 Posts
April 13 2009 16:22 GMT
#2
Well, I won't go skinny dipping around fish anymore.
If you want to be happy, be. - Leo Tolstoy
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 13 2009 16:22 GMT
#3
This reminds me of that horrible fish that goes up your dick and lodges itself there.
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
April 13 2009 16:23 GMT
#4
WHAT THE SHIT AHHHH. that is so fucking terrible the fish was moving inside him.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
April 13 2009 16:23 GMT
#5
Wow, usually when something like this happens the person was being a complete dumbass, but this kid was just being a kid, and then BAM, fish up the butt.
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
April 13 2009 16:25 GMT
#6
AUGH!!! Why did I click this?! This is so wrong!!
this is my quote.
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
April 13 2009 16:27 GMT
#7
On April 14 2009 01:22 koreasilver wrote:
This reminds me of that horrible fish that goes up your dick and lodges itself there.

Candiru :D
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8148 Posts
April 13 2009 16:40 GMT
#8
my favorite part is "Asked about the experience, the boy said he would never go fishing again." I love how they had to throw that line in lol
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Flaccid
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
8857 Posts
April 13 2009 16:42 GMT
#9
"What are you? A gay fish"
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
eyeballball3
Profile Joined January 2008
United States93 Posts
April 13 2009 16:45 GMT
#10
I guess he likes fish sticks.
NeonFlare
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Finland1307 Posts
April 13 2009 16:46 GMT
#11
The mental image is... disturbing, yet another reason to not swim naked.

The other reason being the fact that my lil' mate got bit by fish when I was younger, good thing the fish wasn't all that big and it didn't get ripped or anything.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
April 13 2009 16:54 GMT
#12
On April 14 2009 01:23 Lemonwalrus wrote:
and then BAM, fish up the butt.


LMFAO. Poor kid got raped by a fish but then again the fish had a face full of ass.
ya had ya shot kid!
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 13 2009 16:55 GMT
#13
Looks like that boy isn't the only one missing from his school.
EscPlan9
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2777 Posts
April 13 2009 16:57 GMT
#14
On April 14 2009 01:42 Flaccid wrote:
"What are you? A gay fish"


damnit, beat me to it. that's all i wanted to say
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Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
April 13 2009 16:59 GMT
#15
Wow that must have been really painfull. I really feel for that kid, the prolly gonna be called fish in the bum for the rest of his school years .
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 13 2009 17:02 GMT
#16
On April 14 2009 01:42 Flaccid wrote:
"What are you? A gay fish"


http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/224099/
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MagisterMan
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Sweden525 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-13 17:03:44
April 13 2009 17:03 GMT
#17
Feel sorry for him.. he was very unlucky. Must be something like 1 in a billion that this happens to.
Nachos?
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
April 13 2009 17:07 GMT
#18
PHUKET
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
April 13 2009 17:10 GMT
#19
He's gonna have some traumatic memories in the future
Never eat fish again?
fAnTaCy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States893 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-13 17:12:02
April 13 2009 17:11 GMT
#20
On April 14 2009 01:18 Too_MuchZerg wrote:


The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.


Am I the only one that noticed that? o.0
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 13 2009 17:19 GMT
#21
On April 14 2009 02:11 fAnTaCy wrote:
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On April 14 2009 01:18 Too_MuchZerg wrote:


The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.


Am I the only one that noticed that? o.0

Yes, but lmao!
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
April 13 2009 17:21 GMT
#22
Ugh....disgusting.

Stuff like this makes me cringe. I couldn't even get through the article. Blelwahdhaaaa
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JIJIyO
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1957 Posts
April 13 2009 17:23 GMT
#23
On April 14 2009 01:57 EscPlan9 wrote:
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On April 14 2009 01:42 Flaccid wrote:
"What are you? A gay fish"


damnit, beat me to it. that's all i wanted to say

Same here =( Dammit.

The thing about this is that I know somewhere there are twisted people who would find this arousing.......or possibly a fetish. lol.
KT_Violet
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
April 13 2009 17:23 GMT
#24
what the fuck evolutionary niche does this fill, fuck you darwin
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Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
April 13 2009 17:27 GMT
#25
Seizing the rare opportunity
??
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
April 13 2009 17:35 GMT
#26
On April 14 2009 02:23 H wrote:
what the fuck evolutionary niche does this fill, fuck you darwin

I don't think this is a normal thing for this type of fish to do, just that it's 'climbing' ability combined with the desperate situation of the drying up puddle made it do something it normally wouldn't.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 13 2009 17:36 GMT
#27
I forgot to put this in my past posts... That fish deserves a
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koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
April 13 2009 17:43 GMT
#28
On April 14 2009 01:27 ahswtini wrote:
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On April 14 2009 01:22 koreasilver wrote:
This reminds me of that horrible fish that goes up your dick and lodges itself there.

Candiru :D

D:
DeathSpank
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States1029 Posts
April 13 2009 18:15 GMT
#29
what a gay fish
yes.
MER
Profile Joined June 2008
Bulgaria125 Posts
April 13 2009 18:48 GMT
#30
On April 14 2009 02:11 fAnTaCy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2009 01:18 Too_MuchZerg wrote:


The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.


Am I the only one that noticed that? o.0


haha, i saw it too but u beat me
Athos
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2484 Posts
April 13 2009 18:54 GMT
#31
God..you are were so fast to the Fishsticks, gayfish joke.... I guess the internet thinks along similar lines as me. Still, that has to suck.
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
April 13 2009 18:55 GMT
#32
funny that this happened in Phuket
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
April 13 2009 18:56 GMT
#33
you should have called it fish sticks to boys anus
pew pew
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
April 13 2009 18:58 GMT
#34
Kinky.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
kroko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland2136 Posts
April 13 2009 19:07 GMT
#35
unluckyest shit ever :D, I bet this guy wont swim much after this embaresment...
On April 14 2009 03:15 DeathSpank wrote:
what a gay fish

lol
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foeffa
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Belgium2115 Posts
April 13 2009 19:20 GMT
#36
On April 14 2009 01:45 eyeballball3 wrote:
I guess he likes fish sticks.


Awesome SP ep. ^^
觀過斯知仁矣.
ShejtaN
Profile Joined December 2005
Sweden59 Posts
April 13 2009 19:46 GMT
#37
ok when i first read the "title" i never knew this was for real but :O
Leath
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada1724 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-13 19:58:22
April 13 2009 19:57 GMT
#38
In Brazil, that is quite common in some regions. There is a fish called Candiru that crawls up people's anus, sticking the spines inside the intestine and eating feces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

Quite disturbing. o_O
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ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
April 13 2009 20:10 GMT
#39
On April 14 2009 04:57 Leath wrote:
In Brazil, that is quite common in some regions. There is a fish called Candiru that crawls up people's anus, sticking the spines inside the intestine and eating feces.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru

Quite disturbing. o_O


This is why i never want to go to Brazil.
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ghostWriter
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3302 Posts
April 13 2009 20:13 GMT
#40
On April 14 2009 01:22 koreasilver wrote:
This reminds me of that horrible fish that goes up your dick and lodges itself there.


Oh my god, how much worse would it have been if it was his penis instead of his anus?
Not only is the hole smaller, the fish was thrashing around...
The agony must have been unbelievable
Sullifam
Mooga
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States575 Posts
April 13 2009 20:14 GMT
#41
THIS IS AS FAKE AS FAKESTEVE[TPR]

seriously the whole article is obviously fake and a ripoff of the onion.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
April 13 2009 20:49 GMT
#42
^^ No it isn't.

Plus, if it were, making a funny news story isn't ripping off the onion just like telling a joke isn't ripping off the worlds first comedian.
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
April 13 2009 20:54 GMT
#43
fuck me
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
April 13 2009 21:39 GMT
#44
On April 14 2009 05:54 Mastermind wrote:
fuck me

if you insist on wanting some climbing perch. NSFW
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ya had ya shot kid!
anderoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1876 Posts
April 13 2009 21:42 GMT
#45
wow, a rim job from a fish
hm
R3condite
Profile Joined August 2008
Korea (South)1541 Posts
April 13 2009 21:44 GMT
#46
On April 14 2009 02:11 fAnTaCy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 14 2009 01:18 Too_MuchZerg wrote:


The boy, whose name was given in media reports but is omitted here, was carried into the hospital by his 60-year-old grandmother.

At the hospital doctors X-rayed Sonanan, who was in considerable pain from the sharp spines and fins of the little fish that was still thrashing around inside him.


Am I the only one that noticed that? o.0

no i did too but beat me to it

epic fail rofl
ggyo...
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
April 13 2009 21:52 GMT
#47
It went ... IN?

EW?
^-^
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 13 2009 21:54 GMT
#48
On April 14 2009 02:07 MYM.Testie wrote:
PHUKET


That's funny because its actually pronounced
poo-ket (both fit in this joke lol)
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
p4ge
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada160 Posts
April 13 2009 21:59 GMT
#49
OW, i mean i've taken craps that were pretty painful before, but none of my creations had any SPINES attached to them
uglymoose89
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States671 Posts
April 13 2009 22:00 GMT
#50
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On April 14 2009 06:59 D4EMON wrote:
OW, i mean i've taken craps that were pretty painful before, but none of my creations had any SPINES attached to them


lol, i thought the same thing.

oooh, and it hurts thinking about what happened to the poor kid. Hmm atleast the doctors get to say they did something that no other physician has ever done?
alt.tday
Profile Joined April 2009
United States180 Posts
April 13 2009 22:06 GMT
#51

Candiru
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