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Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-05 19:20:48
April 05 2007 19:20 GMT
#101
i like to do my part for the world by pissing away the shit stains on the toilet bowl.
MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
April 05 2007 22:37 GMT
#102
I normaly try hitting either center or the back side of the toilet, just right over the water
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1655 Posts
April 06 2007 08:19 GMT
#103
Sometimes my piss stream splits into two streams... like a V-shape.
I don't know why.
Graphics
unsoundlogic
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States391 Posts
April 06 2007 08:35 GMT
#104
My pee sometimes dribbles while a stream is going. It really sucks because a lot of the time it makes a little mess before I get to correct my trajectory. I pee just a little above the center usually, because the curvature of the bowl usually results in no splash.
On a side note, my brother once missed while taking a dump. It was just a nice big piece of shit on the toilet rim. O.o I used the other bathroom for a week.
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
April 06 2007 09:07 GMT
#105
I piss in the pattern of a infinite sign... like a beautiful mind!
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
April 06 2007 09:14 GMT
#106
On April 05 2007 14:17 Niji-z wrote:
I feel kind of left out now. There aren't any fun peeing games I can think of for girls. D:


Just make make a sensil(sp?) of what you want to draw then piss on it

As for me, i usually am for the back of the bowl, i dont see an option for that. But if i have a huge stream, dead center and make as much noise as possible.
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skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
April 06 2007 11:06 GMT
#107
On April 05 2007 02:38 aseq wrote:
Just behind the water, normally. Many dutch toilet bowls don't allow you to piss in the water, they have this 'examination area':
[image loading]


That seems like it would easily get full of shit >.<
Its not only the rain that brings the thunder
HowitZer
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1610 Posts
April 06 2007 12:39 GMT
#108
If I have to go a lot then the stream can go for several feet and for a good 30 seconds. I'll start standing close and slowly walk back and forth while peeing for fun.
Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown and reformation is inherently purging. It makes a man acute.
aike
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1629 Posts
April 29 2011 16:44 GMT
#109
On April 06 2007 20:06 skindzer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2007 02:38 aseq wrote:
Just behind the water, normally. Many dutch toilet bowls don't allow you to piss in the water, they have this 'examination area':
[image loading]


That seems like it would easily get full of shit >.<


Lol wtf... definitely seems like it would...

Why would you want an 'examination area'?! So odd haha.

Center is of course the best! Unless you're trying to be quite and sneaky, then it's gotta be either the back behind the water or off to the left
Wahaha
enemy2010
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany1972 Posts
April 29 2011 16:52 GMT
#110
On April 05 2007 02:00 Niji-z wrote:
I sit down and pee.

That is how its done!
1on1 auf azze no he no flash no awp only holztor. | Ja, da meint der ich hätt' abgeschmatzt, aber dat is Quatsch, verstehste?
enemy2010
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany1972 Posts
April 29 2011 16:54 GMT
#111
On April 30 2011 01:44 aike wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 06 2007 20:06 skindzer wrote:
On April 05 2007 02:38 aseq wrote:
Just behind the water, normally. Many dutch toilet bowls don't allow you to piss in the water, they have this 'examination area':
[image loading]


That seems like it would easily get full of shit >.<


Lol wtf... definitely seems like it would...

Why would you want an 'examination area'?! So odd haha.


Cause when you take a dump, the water doesnt make your butthole wet (even if some people might like that).
Same toilet design here in germany btw.
1on1 auf azze no he no flash no awp only holztor. | Ja, da meint der ich hätt' abgeschmatzt, aber dat is Quatsch, verstehste?
aike
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1629 Posts
April 29 2011 16:55 GMT
#112
On April 30 2011 01:54 enemy2010 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 30 2011 01:44 aike wrote:
On April 06 2007 20:06 skindzer wrote:
On April 05 2007 02:38 aseq wrote:
Just behind the water, normally. Many dutch toilet bowls don't allow you to piss in the water, they have this 'examination area':
[image loading]


That seems like it would easily get full of shit >.<


Lol wtf... definitely seems like it would...

Why would you want an 'examination area'?! So odd haha.


Cause when you take a dump, the water doesnt make your butthole wet (even if some people might like that).
Same toilet design here in germany btw.


Hmm I see I see... Seems a whole lot messier though...
Wahaha
CaptainCrush
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States785 Posts
April 29 2011 16:55 GMT
#113
If I have to fart, I def go in the center. If not, I like to go round and round
GxZ
Profile Joined April 2010
United States375 Posts
April 29 2011 16:58 GMT
#114
Lol I like the center.
enemy2010
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Germany1972 Posts
April 29 2011 16:59 GMT
#115
On April 30 2011 01:55 aike wrote:

Hmm I see I see... Seems a whole lot messier though...

Yeah, you have to clean more than with other designs.

But its worth it!
1on1 auf azze no he no flash no awp only holztor. | Ja, da meint der ich hätt' abgeschmatzt, aber dat is Quatsch, verstehste?
No_Roo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States905 Posts
April 29 2011 17:06 GMT
#116
To the left, noise reduction can be some what of a benefit, but the real advantage is reduced splash back. Also my wiener points about 10 degrees to the left in non-erect mode, so it this way I don't have to stand off center.
(US) NoRoo.fighting
Roeder
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark735 Posts
April 29 2011 17:07 GMT
#117
I piss in the middle of the water.

One hand holding up in front, so I can lean above the toilet.

And then make small moanings all depending on how much I really had to piss.

Like a boss.
Starcraft is a mix between chess, poker and a Michael Bay movie.
Ponyo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1231 Posts
April 29 2011 17:08 GMT
#118
On April 05 2007 01:14 nortorius wrote:
when I was little I would go around the sides to make it silent, but now I realize how retarded that was. I just piss in the water, who cares if someone hears you taking a leak?


i legit have done that my whole life, just started doing it right << 18 a couple months ago.
ponyo.848
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
April 29 2011 17:10 GMT
#119
Its gonna splash too much unless I sit down. Do you guys like wipe up the toilet when you're done or just leave the piss there?
Chewits
Profile Joined September 2006
Northern Ireland1200 Posts
April 29 2011 17:10 GMT
#120
What a bizzare bump, I mean... how did you find this thread? lol
Whats the altitude?
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