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Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17734 Posts
January 03 2006 14:37 GMT
#21
On January 03 2006 22:02 ~AreS] wrote:
I keep seeing "he, his" and "husband"...the dolphin is aparently female, why is she referring to it as a male? Oh, and what the fuck!?

O_O!!!
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
January 03 2006 14:37 GMT
#22
Anyone else wondering how many inches that dolphin is packing?
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28786 Posts
January 03 2006 14:39 GMT
#23
according to dolphinsex.whatever that I can't remember, I think the average dolphin penis is at least 10 inches, and it thrusts so hard you really can't fuck or give head to one, you'd risk breaking your neck or something else. handjobs were an option tho.
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karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
January 03 2006 15:04 GMT
#24
what the hell do you give that couple for wedding present? except the obvious paid two week visit to the loony bin
zzzzzz
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10691 Posts
January 03 2006 15:12 GMT
#25
On January 03 2006 23:39 Liquid`Drone wrote:
according to dolphinsex.whatever that I can't remember, I think the average dolphin penis is at least 10 inches, and it thrusts so hard you really can't fuck or give head to one, you'd risk breaking your neck or something else. handjobs were an option tho.


No, there was a way to fuck dolphins if i remember correctly from dolphinsex. or was it only with females ?
Im back, in pog form!
PaeZ
Profile Joined April 2005
Mexico1627 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-03 15:21:45
January 03 2006 15:21 GMT
#26
what a freak WHAT THE FUCK ROFL LMAO LOL !!!!!!!
omfg jeez !!!! what the hell! cant believe it holy fuck xDDDD

seriously what was she thinking :S!
does she think?
is she even a human?
seriously im shocked gonna hit something now brb t,t
Chraej
Profile Joined October 2005
United States246 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-03 15:56:29
January 03 2006 15:54 GMT
#27
On January 04 2006 00:21 PaeZ wrote:
what a freak WHAT THE FUCK ROFL LMAO LOL !!!!!!!
omfg jeez !!!! what the hell! cant believe it holy fuck xDDDD



my thoughts exactly. She is retarded most likely, she should get tested, contrary to populare belief i think shes a pervert. This is just a mockery of marriage, what a lamer.

WHAT, and shes a jew!
current state: padawan in search of a master
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
January 03 2006 15:58 GMT
#28
So, i really wasn't too shocked by this and i didn't have a "wtf is wrong with her" reactionT_T

am i the only one?
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-03 16:13:16
January 03 2006 16:05 GMT
#29
Dolphin Sex

This guy's name is Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn so you know he knows his shit lol

:r
好好喝喝天天快乐
Future_sc
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States783 Posts
January 03 2006 16:08 GMT
#30
On January 03 2006 21:39 GTR-2-Go wrote:
ok thats seriously fucked up than the elton john wedding

yup=p
Twitter @Future_sc Twitch.tv/Future_sc
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
January 03 2006 16:23 GMT
#31
On January 04 2006 01:05 lil.sis wrote:
Dolphin Sex

This guy's name is Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn so you know he knows his shit lol

:r


i read that.....................

..........................

my god.
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 03 2006 16:25 GMT
#32
I like how "breaking your back" is a danger with having sex with a dolphin. Anyone seen the king of the hill episode in which Hank is raped by a dolphin?
HaiVan
Profile Joined April 2005
Bulgaria1698 Posts
January 03 2006 16:28 GMT
#33
Gay Dolphin
Listen to The Special One
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
January 03 2006 17:14 GMT
#34

So, male dolphins seems pretty hardcore.
All Those beneath an angry star
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
January 03 2006 17:17 GMT
#35
On January 04 2006 02:14 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:

So, male dolphins seems pretty hardcore.


yea man, 14 foot range and they can wrap their junk around stuff and use it like an extra limb.

gg human males
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
January 03 2006 17:35 GMT
#36
I bet their children will be pretty damn good at waterpolo.... ........
hmmm WAIT!

they are lesbians?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 03 2006 17:36 GMT
#37
You didnt read the post, the dolphin is male, hence the penis discussion.

British are not good at any sports, duh.

IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
January 03 2006 18:00 GMT
#38
MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN, period, it has been for thousands of years.

That does not give the right to gay couples to coin the term marriage. I am all fine for civil unions for same-sex couples, but here we go, a dolphin and a lady doing it on the Atlantic. =(
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
IronMentality
Profile Joined July 2004
United States1129 Posts
January 03 2006 18:02 GMT
#39
On January 04 2006 02:36 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
You didnt read the post, the dolphin is male, hence the penis discussion.

British are not good at any sports, duh.



Are you kidding? if I ever need a curling lesson you know I'm hitting up GBR baby
Liberals idea of true patriotism is expanding the welfare state. Want to make a liberal angry? Defend the United States. Proud to be an American! Made in the USA, est. 1986.
Sky101
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States1758 Posts
January 03 2006 18:25 GMT
#40
I'm really utterly beyond words right now.
Peter, Dang, pm me!!!
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