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On January 03 2006 22:02 ~AreS] wrote: I keep seeing "he, his" and "husband"...the dolphin is aparently female, why is she referring to it as a male? Oh, and what the fuck!? O_O!!!
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Anyone else wondering how many inches that dolphin is packing?
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Norway28591 Posts
according to dolphinsex.whatever that I can't remember, I think the average dolphin penis is at least 10 inches, and it thrusts so hard you really can't fuck or give head to one, you'd risk breaking your neck or something else. handjobs were an option tho.
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what the hell do you give that couple for wedding present? except the obvious paid two week visit to the loony bin
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On January 03 2006 23:39 Liquid`Drone wrote: according to dolphinsex.whatever that I can't remember, I think the average dolphin penis is at least 10 inches, and it thrusts so hard you really can't fuck or give head to one, you'd risk breaking your neck or something else. handjobs were an option tho.
No, there was a way to fuck dolphins if i remember correctly from dolphinsex. or was it only with females ?
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what a freak WHAT THE FUCK ROFL LMAO LOL !!!!!!! omfg jeez !!!! what the hell! cant believe it holy fuck xDDDD
seriously what was she thinking :S! does she think? is she even a human? seriously im shocked gonna hit something now brb t,t
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On January 04 2006 00:21 PaeZ wrote: what a freak WHAT THE FUCK ROFL LMAO LOL !!!!!!! omfg jeez !!!! what the hell! cant believe it holy fuck xDDDD
my thoughts exactly. She is retarded most likely, she should get tested, contrary to populare belief i think shes a pervert. This is just a mockery of marriage, what a lamer.
WHAT, and shes a jew!
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So, i really wasn't too shocked by this and i didn't have a "wtf is wrong with her" reactionT_T
am i the only one?
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Dolphin Sex
This guy's name is Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn so you know he knows his shit lol
:r
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On January 03 2006 21:39 GTR-2-Go wrote: ok thats seriously fucked up than the elton john wedding yup=p
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On January 04 2006 01:05 lil.sis wrote:Dolphin SexThis guy's name is Dragon-Wolfe Dolphinn so you know he knows his shit lol :r
i read that.....................
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my god.
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
I like how "breaking your back" is a danger with having sex with a dolphin. Anyone seen the king of the hill episode in which Hank is raped by a dolphin?
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Gay Dolphin
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So, male dolphins seems pretty hardcore.
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On January 04 2006 02:14 LetMeBeWithYou wrote:
So, male dolphins seems pretty hardcore.
yea man, 14 foot range and they can wrap their junk around stuff and use it like an extra limb.
gg human males
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I bet their children will be pretty damn good at waterpolo.... ........ hmmm WAIT!
they are lesbians?
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
You didnt read the post, the dolphin is male, hence the penis discussion.
British are not good at any sports, duh.
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MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN, period, it has been for thousands of years.
That does not give the right to gay couples to coin the term marriage. I am all fine for civil unions for same-sex couples, but here we go, a dolphin and a lady doing it on the Atlantic. =(
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On January 04 2006 02:36 {88}iNcontroL wrote: You didnt read the post, the dolphin is male, hence the penis discussion.
British are not good at any sports, duh.
Are you kidding? if I ever need a curling lesson you know I'm hitting up GBR baby
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I'm really utterly beyond words right now.
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