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ajin
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Canada238 Posts
January 03 2006 18:35 GMT
#41
what? the dolphin is female too? well this is just fucked up then
Rink11 @ uswest
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
January 03 2006 18:54 GMT
#42
I think this thread shows how many of us can actually read.
All Those beneath an angry star
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
January 03 2006 19:01 GMT
#43
oh...i cant imagine...
dolp: "baby, im home!"
wife: "oh, hi darling! i make you a nice dinner "
dolp: "wtf stupid bitch! im on diet!! cant you even remenber that shit!?!"
wife: "oh baby im sorry but .....dfsdf"

etc etc etc

and then comes the domestic violence
:)
BlaCha
Profile Joined March 2005
Poland743 Posts
January 03 2006 19:14 GMT
#44
On January 04 2006 03:35 ajin wrote:
what? the dolphin is female too? well this is just fucked up then


yes, it's a dolphin lesbo
Of course, fucking of course.
chicken`
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany3478 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-03 20:04:46
January 03 2006 20:04 GMT
#45
i knew it, dolphins WILL take over the world (in a fierce alliance with penguins)
jeremy clarkson = god
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
January 03 2006 20:22 GMT
#46
i really dont find it that big of a deal
whatever floats her boat
ffswowsucks
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Greece2297 Posts
January 03 2006 20:36 GMT
#47
this can happen only in the UK where loco females and gay men exist. hahaha
Terran in particular is a notoriously strong race for a no brain skillhand bot style.
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
January 03 2006 20:58 GMT
#48
IT'S A JEWPHIN
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSA
Moderator
Passion
Profile Joined December 2003
Netherlands1486 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-03 22:54:11
January 03 2006 22:53 GMT
#49
you guys think she's gonna divorse when the dolphin cheats on her?

and in the legal battle to follow, will she gain possession over half of his pool?
SMiLE[bwd]
Profile Joined August 2005
United States233 Posts
January 03 2006 23:02 GMT
#50
i heard that she requested for private time with the dolphin. the commentorary was like "hmm.." -_-a
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
January 03 2006 23:08 GMT
#51
and the dolphin had alot to say about this?
And they just met a few times a year. I think the should be living together before marrige.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
January 03 2006 23:18 GMT
#52
I think marrying a dildo would be wiser
StreaK
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada580 Posts
January 03 2006 23:29 GMT
#53
very weird
1a2a3a
twoez4teamliquid
Profile Joined November 2005
United States47 Posts
January 03 2006 23:49 GMT
#54
i had to guess that KLOGON started this topic....

-_-
www.xanga.com/klogon for more funny stores
2EZ 2EZ!!!
CCHS
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States614 Posts
January 04 2006 00:04 GMT
#55
omg dolphins are slowing taking over the world
Believe in the Ball! Throw Yourself!
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17731 Posts
January 04 2006 00:22 GMT
#56
OMGLAZERGUNPOWPOWPOW!!!

This is seriously f**ked up!
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
WGT)DarkXprT
Profile Joined October 2005
Qatar428 Posts
January 04 2006 00:34 GMT
#57
what a waste of a woman.
I hope all our problems stay as much as christmas wishes.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-04 11:54:57
January 04 2006 11:53 GMT
#58
On January 04 2006 05:58 Beyonder wrote:
IT'S A JEWPHIN
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHSA



LOL

But seriously Bey, grow the fuck up.

































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HorsementalitY
Profile Joined August 2003
United States1159 Posts
January 04 2006 11:56 GMT
#59
lol is britain boring or somthing??? damn every unsual sexual news i hear seems to come from england...that and bad teeth. The sex with dogs things i heard about wasn't tooo bad but a fuckin dolphin??? lol
Women, Pot, Futbol and Music
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
January 04 2006 11:57 GMT
#60
Whats wrong with that? Dolphins are nice creatures. They don't cheat or are violent toward their spouces. To tell you the truth im happy for her.
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