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Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-03 12:41:33
January 03 2006 12:38 GMT
#1
Brit Jew marries dolphin

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Unusual wedding: British woman marries her beloved dolphin in Eilat ceremony
Joe Kot

Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-years-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

'I'm not a pervert'

And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3191923,00.html
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http://www.newkerala.com/news.php?action=fullnews&id=76584
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Just google for more if you don't believe it.
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Now, are you guys thiking the same thing I'm thinking?

W-T-F
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51425 Posts
January 03 2006 12:39 GMT
#2
ok thats seriously fucked up than the elton john wedding
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funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
January 03 2006 12:42 GMT
#3
On January 03 2006 21:39 GTR-2-Go wrote:
ok thats seriously fucked up than the elton john wedding


Rofl yes..

I do not know what the hell that woman is thinking about..

Havin' Semi-Human Kids? fuck no.
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jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
January 03 2006 12:44 GMT
#4
W
Do your best, God will do the rest.
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
January 03 2006 12:44 GMT
#5
T
Do your best, God will do the rest.
jkillashark
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States5262 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-03 13:09:43
January 03 2006 12:44 GMT
#6
F

[EDIT by Klogon - You've been warned]
Do your best, God will do the rest.
Noun
Profile Joined March 2005
United States1026 Posts
January 03 2006 12:45 GMT
#7
I don't know, that dolphin seems too hot for her.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10535 Posts
January 03 2006 12:48 GMT
#8
I bet she read that "dolphin sex" article posted a while ago in here

Dolphin sex ownz j00
Im back, in pog form!
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28630 Posts
January 03 2006 12:51 GMT
#9
yeah I was gonna repost that but I couldnt find it
apparently the url changed
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 03 2006 12:53 GMT
#10
Good ol brits.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51425 Posts
January 03 2006 12:54 GMT
#11
the thing is

brit jew

O.o

by the way, jkillashark, if your going to spam like that, your going to get banned

verrrrry soon
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~AreS]
Profile Joined March 2005
Canada2170 Posts
January 03 2006 13:02 GMT
#12
I keep seeing "he, his" and "husband"...the dolphin is aparently female, why is she referring to it as a male? Oh, and what the fuck!?
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
January 03 2006 13:22 GMT
#13
So it's a gay, inter-species marriage? OH THE IMMORALITY~!
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
January 03 2006 13:27 GMT
#14
hmm, whatever. marriage as a legal institution has no moral implications right now.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
January 03 2006 13:36 GMT
#15
On January 03 2006 22:22 Klogon wrote:
So it's a gay, inter-species marriage? OH THE IMMORALITY~!


an example would be a cat and a loath of bread
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
January 03 2006 13:39 GMT
#16
Loaves of bread do not have a gender.
NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7222 Posts
January 03 2006 13:55 GMT
#17
The slippery slope from gay marriage ->bestiality has begun.
日本語が分かりますか
HappyManRun
Profile Joined November 2005
1111 Posts
January 03 2006 13:58 GMT
#18
I think it's pretty sweet. Love is blind, maybe she's stupid but the dolphin hits her emotionally and that in my book is love enough.
Props to her. She got her fair share of fame too.
I happy, thus I run.
Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
January 03 2006 14:07 GMT
#19
On January 03 2006 22:58 HappyManRun wrote:
She got her fair share of fame too.


I'm probably being overly cynical but my guess is that that's probably an underlying factor.
Their are four errors in this sentance.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 03 2006 14:17 GMT
#20
this is another social attack on marriage. Fucking homo's and dolphins teaming up AGAIN
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