EPT[News] Woman marries dolphin - Page 4
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danmooj1
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Freezer_au
Australia1461 Posts
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nicetoknowyou15
Jamaica185 Posts
I do not expect to have sex with the dolphins every time I visit them; I am not that sort of person. I spend time with them because they are a relaxing and stabilizing source of peace in an otherwise hectic and unbalanced lifestyle. So it came as a pleasant surprise when this 7-year-old dolphin began to engage in sex-play with me. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused! I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused! So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused. I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done. I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn't engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin. Bumbacloud!!! | ||
Klogon
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HappyManRun
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 Are we still living in midevil time? :[ So rigid was our moral boundary still hmm...Maybe it's because I keep thinking about one day Aliens would land on earth and we would be inter-breeding w/ them so I don't find this odd. Anyways dolphins are intellegent! If you don't believe me watch Guide of Hitchhiker to the Universe ^^ | ||
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KaasZerg
Netherlands927 Posts
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baal
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Izenra
Canada679 Posts
First thing that come in my mind reading this was : celebrity stun. She's just doing this because she is an attention whore. | ||
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baal
10541 Posts
On January 05 2006 00:16 Izenra wrote: Ok maybe I missed something, but where is it written that she will have wild sex all day long with a 14 inch Dolphin's dick? First thing that come in my mind reading this was : celebrity stun. She's just doing this because she is an attention whore. 14 incher > attention k? | ||
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Illuvatar
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
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RelaxGuy
United States110 Posts
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Cadical
United States469 Posts
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QuietIdiot
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The woman dives under the water approximately 10 feet under, the dolphin lets out a crackling laughter, begins tickling through the bosoms, and slowly brings her up to the surface again. The dolphin uses its nose to take off the closes and begins to penetrate the nipples accordingly. Letting out a disgusting moan, the woman reaches down for the dolphin's penis, but realizes she is far too short to reach there. She dives head down first, but to her dismay, her anus is penetrated yet again by the beak of the dolphin. However, due to the dolphin's natural hunting instincts, it instigates a stimuli to the brain and confuses it with the flesh of a fish and gnaws at it, while slapping from the neck of the woman with it's fin tail. AT this point in time, she is in a constant stream of pain and struggling to survive. The blood drawn out from the woman causes sharks from a few miles away, become attracted and begin heading towards that direction. Much to the dismay of the sharks, the dolphin had swallowed the woman whole, and realizing he had killed his wife, takes out it's pain on the sharks and beats them down with a headbutt. Yes, I need help. Just read the dolphin sex article, edit: WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward.... A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. WOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW | ||
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shmay
United States1091 Posts
On January 04 2006 03:00 IronMentality wrote: MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN, period, it has been for thousands of years. That does not give the right to gay couples to coin the term marriage. I am all fine for civil unions for same-sex couples, but here we go, a dolphin and a lady doing it on the Atlantic. =( dont worry, the dolphin is male - there's none of that immoral homosexual shit going on | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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GongKyuckTerran
Croatia1096 Posts
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lil.sis
China4650 Posts
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Jonoman92
United States9105 Posts
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knyttym
United States5797 Posts
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