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bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
November 17 2011 15:41 GMT
#41
99% of the vegetables are eaten by 1% of the school children

Occupy the healthy eaters (and feed them pizza)
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zizou21
Profile Joined September 2006
United States3683 Posts
November 17 2011 15:41 GMT
#42
Congress finally getting shit done!

@blackjack "Congress declares 2 tablespoons of tomato paste qualifies as a vegetable!"

Pretty sure this still qualifies as outrageous
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eohs
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States677 Posts
November 17 2011 15:42 GMT
#43
Thanks American congress for this great info... OH wait are we so in debt its not even funny.. glad you can waste your time on making pizza a veggy... god I was always saying pizza must be a veggy ... as I sit with no food in the frig because I cant find a job... atleast we know pizza is a veggy tho SPEND that research money.. lol
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Silidons
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2813 Posts
November 17 2011 15:43 GMT
#44
well now you see why we have so many problems hajhahahah
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RoyAlex
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway420 Posts
November 17 2011 15:46 GMT
#45
is this real (life)?....

So funny.. wow.. truly amazing.
Pandemona *
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Charlie Sheens House51475 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-11-17 15:47:47
November 17 2011 15:46 GMT
#46
LOL

America ♥ Your so funny

Would love to see Jamie Oliver's face after seeing this news!!!

Something like this i guess;

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NeonFox
Profile Joined January 2011
2373 Posts
November 17 2011 15:47 GMT
#47
Didn't expect that many discussion already, as some people like blackjack stated the real issue there is how such a ridiculous and dangerous (it is dangerous for people who may not be as informed as others and will think that they don't need to eat tomatoes anymore if they eat a pizza instead) bill can be voted by the congress.
It makes you wonder how many of such bills pass, be it in the USA or elsewhere, when it's so clear it was voted because of lobbies who don't give a **** about people's health, only about more money.
VirgilSC2
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States6151 Posts
November 17 2011 15:47 GMT
#48
These days it's getting more and more embarrassing to be American T_T

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Aylear
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Norway3988 Posts
November 17 2011 15:49 GMT
#49
Yep. This was lampooned on yesterday's The Daily Show.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/wed-november-16-2011-diane-keaton

Relevant bit starts at 6:32.
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MrToast
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia10 Posts
November 17 2011 15:50 GMT
#50
So when I have my 2 fruit and 5 veg I can now have pizza :D
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shell
Profile Joined October 2010
Portugal2722 Posts
November 17 2011 15:50 GMT
#51
Soup is always vegetables plus water, salt, some oil whatever so yeah soup is not a vegetable but it's 90% vegetables but of course you can make a fish or meat soup or even noodles for instance..

Pizza on the other hand is 80% cereal since the "bread" is the most important part of the pizza + cheese so it's not even a good health food.

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Jayjay54
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2296 Posts
November 17 2011 15:50 GMT
#52
u just got to adore those cutie pies from america <3

this seems more like an option in a parody of sim city or something.

"DECLARE PIZZA TO VEGETABLE" and somebody accidently clicked it and all school childrens get fat. damn.

I also love the reason: "significant amounts of potassium, vitamin a, c and fibre." yeah and like 70 grams of fat.
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OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
November 17 2011 15:51 GMT
#53
I think I'll order a small pizza slice, extra tomato sauce, and 2lb of wings for my lunch. Hey, I've got my serving of vegetables, if I get sick I'm going to sue the f*** out of everyone!
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BlackJack
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States10419 Posts
November 17 2011 15:52 GMT
#54
On November 18 2011 00:50 shell wrote:
Soup is always vegetables plus water, salt, some oil whatever so yeah soup is not a vegetable but it's 90% vegetables but of course you can make a fish or meat soup or even noodles for instance..

Pizza on the other hand is 80% cereal since the "bread" is the most important part of the pizza + cheese so it's not even a good health food.



The point is neither is a vegetable and nobody has said either are a vegetable except for the idiots of the internet.
KangaRuthless
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States304 Posts
November 17 2011 15:52 GMT
#55
I think I'd make a great lobbyist. I can bullshit with some of the best. I'd just have a hard time living with myself for adding to the childhood obesity problem because I actually have a soul.
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a176
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada6688 Posts
November 17 2011 15:53 GMT
#56
This time around, food companies that produce frozen pizzas for schools, the salt industry and potato growers requested the changes and lobbied Congress.


Sometimes I don't understand how anything gets accomplished in America when lobbying is a legally accepted practice.
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slappy
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1271 Posts
November 17 2011 15:55 GMT
#57
what
the
fuck

bread, cheese, and pepperoni are NOT vegetables.

So I guess Chicken Soup is a vegetable too since there's some other shit in there
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Lavi
Profile Joined November 2011
Bangladesh793 Posts
November 17 2011 15:55 GMT
#58
Sounds ridiculous, but they probably mean one slice of pizza covers x amount of portion of your daily veggie intake. Something like that.
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
November 17 2011 15:55 GMT
#59
On November 18 2011 00:53 a176 wrote:
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This time around, food companies that produce frozen pizzas for schools, the salt industry and potato growers requested the changes and lobbied Congress.


Sometimes I don't understand how anything gets accomplished in America when lobbying is a legally accepted practice.

Lobbying is a legally accepted practice in Canada too, as in most countries. It's just... different in America.

Special, if you will.
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Fuhrmaaj
Profile Joined January 2011
167 Posts
November 17 2011 15:56 GMT
#60
What's next? Z is pronounced "zee" and pretending they won the Vietnam War or War of 1812? Honestly, I'm not surprised. America is going to do what they want because they don't care about reality.
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