Who will beat Flash? - Page 21

On February 29 2012 11:13 Mobius_1 wrote:
EDIT: Oh God did I just write all that... WTF did I just do.

On February 29 2012 11:41 white_horse wrote:
someone will probably beat him using a really cheesy, really gay all-in type of build.

On February 29 2012 11:13 Mobius_1 wrote:
"G~~~G~~~!!!"
The commentators screamed in unison. The crowd erupted. The deafening cacophony of celebration roared over the skies of Seoul.

For on this hot, summer night, Lee Young Ho aka Flash aka God has won his 4th OSL title. It was a glorious moment. Girls at the venue not hiding their faces but instead chanting his name and throwing him their panties. The guys screaming in epiphany but remaining sitting down for the last few games were just erotic. Keyboard makers around the world jumping in joy in anticipation of new sales in light of the millions destroyed by drooling Liquidians and Chinese fans watching history being made on stream.

But for God himself. It felt... Empty. Winning had become... Easy. His control was faultless, his macro was the very Oxford Dictionary definition of perfect, and his strategies didn't matter, for he could kill a 200/200 army going triple CC first defending the first 20 minutes only using SCVs.

This, he knew. Would be the end of the line.

That night, he went out with his KT comrades, hoping to shrug off that feeling of emptiness with alcohol and girls. (He's only part terminator, therefore still subject to worldly pleasures.) Walking into the bar in his progamermansweatdrenched uniform, he shed his reserved and cool demeanor, champagne flowing freely from his newly swollen bank account.

And as for the girls. Oh the girls. They surrounded him like bees to honey. They clung to him as other girls tried to fight to put a hand, nay, a finger, on his Godly self.

"Hmmm, no wonder Bisu spends so long doing his hair instead of practicing. This is pretty cool."

Heck, even Rekrul's girls got up and went over, unable to resist the sheer hotness emanating from his pores.

But soon, after being the second person in history to bed all 9 SNSD at the same time (Reach was first, according to a TL post), he has pretty much reached the pinnacle of manliness. Of course, with another OSL it was not like he was likely to run out of champagne money anytime soon.

As the girls got up and left, the boredom crept over him again. What can he do now? He laid back in his bed and turned on TV. HBO (or whatever they have in Korea) is showing Scarface.

"Oh man, that sugar movie again. Wonder why all these Americans are so obssessed about sugar. Or is it salt? Whatever." He muttered to himself.

"That's not sugar. Or salt." A tender voice replied. Flash looked around to see Seohyun who had stayed behind to fix him breakfast.

---

A few years later, a new wave of drug trade swept across the globe. It was a mysterious phenomenon. Interpol worked double shifts but couldn't work out who was behind it all, FBI and CIA were given permission to nuke the supply chain but they could no more locate any of it than WMDs in Iraq. Many of the top Brood War pros at the time retired but the scene continued on strong with a huge, untraceable but generous donation, allowing, for the first time, an OSL finals in SPACE.

Of course, if you read this wall of text you'd kinda guess Flash was behind it all. After getting into contact with the top dealers in Asia, he used his uncanny StarSense, his mighty cybernetic strength and the gentle, nurturing TLC from Seohyun to quickly take over the scene. Soon Jaedong and Bisu and Stork joined his enterprise and the greatest cartel the world has even known has been created.

And he was still unbeaten.

EDIT: Oh God did I just write all that... WTF did I just do.

On February 29 2012 11:13 Mobius_1 wrote:
"G~~~G~~~!!!"
The commentators screamed in unison. The crowd erupted. The deafening cacophony of celebration roared over the skies of Seoul.

For on this hot, summer night, Lee Young Ho aka Flash aka God has won his 4th OSL title. It was a glorious moment. Girls at the venue not hiding their faces but instead chanting his name and throwing him their panties. The guys screaming in epiphany but remaining sitting down for the last few games were just erotic. Keyboard makers around the world jumping in joy in anticipation of new sales in light of the millions destroyed by drooling Liquidians and Chinese fans watching history being made on stream.

But for God himself. It felt... Empty. Winning had become... Easy. His control was faultless, his macro was the very Oxford Dictionary definition of perfect, and his strategies didn't matter, for he could kill a 200/200 army going triple CC first defending the first 20 minutes only using SCVs.

This, he knew. Would be the end of the line.

That night, he went out with his KT comrades, hoping to shrug off that feeling of emptiness with alcohol and girls. (He's only part terminator, therefore still subject to worldly pleasures.) Walking into the bar in his progamermansweatdrenched uniform, he shed his reserved and cool demeanor, champagne flowing freely from his newly swollen bank account.

And as for the girls. Oh the girls. They surrounded him like bees to honey. They clung to him as other girls tried to fight to put a hand, nay, a finger, on his Godly self.

"Hmmm, no wonder Bisu spends so long doing his hair instead of practicing. This is pretty cool."

Heck, even Rekrul's girls got up and went over, unable to resist the sheer hotness emanating from his pores.

But soon, after being the second person in history to bed all 9 SNSD at the same time (Reach was first, according to a TL post), he has pretty much reached the pinnacle of manliness. Of course, with another OSL it was not like he was likely to run out of champagne money anytime soon.

As the girls got up and left, the boredom crept over him again. What can he do now? He laid back in his bed and turned on TV. HBO (or whatever they have in Korea) is showing Scarface.

"Oh man, that sugar movie again. Wonder why all these Americans are so obssessed about sugar. Or is it salt? Whatever." He muttered to himself.

"That's not sugar. Or salt." A tender voice replied. Flash looked around to see Seohyun who had stayed behind to fix him breakfast.

---

A few years later, a new wave of drug trade swept across the globe. It was a mysterious phenomenon. Interpol worked double shifts but couldn't work out who was behind it all, FBI and CIA were given permission to nuke the supply chain but they could no more locate any of it than WMDs in Iraq. Many of the top Brood War pros at the time retired but the scene continued on strong with a huge, untraceable but generous donation, allowing, for the first time, an OSL finals in SPACE.

Of course, if you read this wall of text you'd kinda guess Flash was behind it all. After getting into contact with the top dealers in Asia, he used his uncanny StarSense, his mighty cybernetic strength and the gentle, nurturing TLC from Seohyun to quickly take over the scene. Soon Jaedong and Bisu and Stork joined his enterprise and the greatest cartel the world has even known has been created.

And he was still unbeaten.

EDIT: Oh God did I just write all that... WTF did I just do.

On February 29 2012 11:13 Mobius_1 wrote:
"G~~~G~~~!!!"
The commentators screamed in unison. The crowd erupted. The deafening cacophony of celebration roared over the skies of Seoul.

For on this hot, summer night, Lee Young Ho aka Flash aka God has won his 4th OSL title. It was a glorious moment. Girls at the venue not hiding their faces but instead chanting his name and throwing him their panties. The guys screaming in epiphany but remaining sitting down for the last few games were just erotic. Keyboard makers around the world jumping in joy in anticipation of new sales in light of the millions destroyed by drooling Liquidians and Chinese fans watching history being made on stream.

But for God himself. It felt... Empty. Winning had become... Easy. His control was faultless, his macro was the very Oxford Dictionary definition of perfect, and his strategies didn't matter, for he could kill a 200/200 army going triple CC first defending the first 20 minutes only using SCVs.

This, he knew. Would be the end of the line.

That night, he went out with his KT comrades, hoping to shrug off that feeling of emptiness with alcohol and girls. (He's only part terminator, therefore still subject to worldly pleasures.) Walking into the bar in his progamermansweatdrenched uniform, he shed his reserved and cool demeanor, champagne flowing freely from his newly swollen bank account.

And as for the girls. Oh the girls. They surrounded him like bees to honey. They clung to him as other girls tried to fight to put a hand, nay, a finger, on his Godly self.

"Hmmm, no wonder Bisu spends so long doing his hair instead of practicing. This is pretty cool."

Heck, even Rekrul's girls got up and went over, unable to resist the sheer hotness emanating from his pores.

But soon, after being the second person in history to bed all 9 SNSD at the same time (Reach was first, according to a TL post), he has pretty much reached the pinnacle of manliness. Of course, with another OSL it was not like he was likely to run out of champagne money anytime soon.

As the girls got up and left, the boredom crept over him again. What can he do now? He laid back in his bed and turned on TV. HBO (or whatever they have in Korea) is showing Scarface.

"Oh man, that sugar movie again. Wonder why all these Americans are so obssessed about sugar. Or is it salt? Whatever." He muttered to himself.

"That's not sugar. Or salt." A tender voice replied. Flash looked around to see Seohyun who had stayed behind to fix him breakfast.

---

A few years later, a new wave of drug trade swept across the globe. It was a mysterious phenomenon. Interpol worked double shifts but couldn't work out who was behind it all, FBI and CIA were given permission to nuke the supply chain but they could no more locate any of it than WMDs in Iraq. Many of the top Brood War pros at the time retired but the scene continued on strong with a huge, untraceable but generous donation, allowing, for the first time, an OSL finals in SPACE.

Of course, if you read this wall of text you'd kinda guess Flash was behind it all. After getting into contact with the top dealers in Asia, he used his uncanny StarSense, his mighty cybernetic strength and the gentle, nurturing TLC from Seohyun to quickly take over the scene. Soon Jaedong and Bisu and Stork joined his enterprise and the greatest cartel the world has even known has been created.

And he was still unbeaten.

EDIT: Oh God did I just write all that... WTF did I just do.

On February 28 2012 13:28 beachbeachy wrote:


that's definitely an excuse to make flash look worse than he is....lol

On February 29 2012 14:01 Starburst wrote:


Lol. That's cute. You mistake me for someone who doesn't realize how good of a player he is.

On February 29 2012 14:01 Starburst wrote:


Lol. That's cute. You mistake me for someone who doesn't realize how good of a player he is.

On February 29 2012 14:30 CakeOrI)eath wrote:
No one will ever beat Flash at BW on tv again.
He will go completely undefeated for the next 9 months that Proleague stays alive =(