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ymir233
United States8275 Posts
That or JD actually gets legitimate practice done and either runs in and kills Flash immediately pre-muta or post-muta timing (a la Soulkey) or manages to slowly duke out Flash with hydra/lurker/ling/defiler against late mech. Unless JD dies to a bunker rush because he makes terribad decisions for some goddamn reason. | ||
FlaShFTW
United States10253 Posts
On February 29 2012 10:46 ymir233 wrote: All of STX Soul will combine to form a being more powerful than any fantasy SPL player could ever imagine and crush Flash with the power of love. Fuck yeah love. That or JD actually gets legitimate practice done and either runs in and kills Flash immediately pre-muta or post-muta timing (a la Soulkey) or manages to slowly duke out Flash with hydra/lurker/ling/defiler against late mech. Unless JD dies to a bunker rush because he makes terribad decisions for some goddamn reason. ^this. seems like either zergs lose to pre-muta no sunken break, or bunker rush, or mid game vs flash. has anyone gotten to late game yet? | ||
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iSometric
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Mobius_1
United Kingdom2763 Posts
The commentators screamed in unison. The crowd erupted. The deafening cacophony of celebration roared over the skies of Seoul. For on this hot, summer night, Lee Young Ho aka Flash aka God has won his 4th OSL title. It was a glorious moment. Girls at the venue not hiding their faces but instead chanting his name and throwing him their panties. The guys screaming in epiphany but remaining sitting down for the last few games were just erotic. Keyboard makers around the world jumping in joy in anticipation of new sales in light of the millions destroyed by drooling Liquidians and Chinese fans watching history being made on stream. But for God himself. It felt... Empty. Winning had become... Easy. His control was faultless, his macro was the very Oxford Dictionary definition of perfect, and his strategies didn't matter, for he could kill a 200/200 army going triple CC first defending the first 20 minutes only using SCVs. This, he knew. Would be the end of the line. That night, he went out with his KT comrades, hoping to shrug off that feeling of emptiness with alcohol and girls. (He's only part terminator, therefore still subject to worldly pleasures.) Walking into the bar in his progamermansweatdrenched uniform, he shed his reserved and cool demeanor, champagne flowing freely from his newly swollen bank account. And as for the girls. Oh the girls. They surrounded him like bees to honey. They clung to him as other girls tried to fight to put a hand, nay, a finger, on his Godly self. "Hmmm, no wonder Bisu spends so long doing his hair instead of practicing. This is pretty cool." Heck, even Rekrul's girls got up and went over, unable to resist the sheer hotness emanating from his pores. But soon, after being the second person in history to bed all 9 SNSD at the same time (Reach was first, according to a TL post), he has pretty much reached the pinnacle of manliness. Of course, with another OSL it was not like he was likely to run out of champagne money anytime soon. As the girls got up and left, the boredom crept over him again. What can he do now? He laid back in his bed and turned on TV. HBO (or whatever they have in Korea) is showing Scarface. "Oh man, that sugar movie again. Wonder why all these Americans are so obssessed about sugar. Or is it salt? Whatever." He muttered to himself. "That's not sugar. Or salt." A tender voice replied. Flash looked around to see Seohyun who had stayed behind to fix him breakfast. --- A few years later, a new wave of drug trade swept across the globe. It was a mysterious phenomenon. Interpol worked double shifts but couldn't work out who was behind it all, FBI and CIA were given permission to nuke the supply chain but they could no more locate any of it than WMDs in Iraq. Many of the top Brood War pros at the time retired but the scene continued on strong with a huge, untraceable but generous donation, allowing, for the first time, an OSL finals in SPACE. Of course, if you read this wall of text you'd kinda guess Flash was behind it all. After getting into contact with the top dealers in Asia, he used his uncanny StarSense, his mighty cybernetic strength and the gentle, nurturing TLC from Seohyun to quickly take over the scene. Soon Jaedong and Bisu and Stork joined his enterprise and the greatest cartel the world has even known has been created. And he was still unbeaten. EDIT: Oh God did I just write all that... WTF did I just do. | ||
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eviltomahawk
United States11135 Posts
But Flash would still be undefeated, so in the end it really doesn't matter. | ||
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nitdkim
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white_horse
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OverTheSeer
Canada22 Posts
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JieXian
Malaysia4677 Posts
On February 29 2012 11:13 Mobius_1 wrote: EDIT: Oh God did I just write all that... WTF did I just do. hahahahahahahaha WTF did i just read | ||
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Rainmaker5
United States1027 Posts
On February 29 2012 11:41 white_horse wrote: someone will probably beat him using a really cheesy, really gay all-in type of build. Or it'll be like last time where someone abuses bad depot placement to do huge damage. | ||
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Sky_
Canada116 Posts
On February 29 2012 11:13 Mobius_1 wrote: "G~~~G~~~!!!" The commentators screamed in unison. The crowd erupted. The deafening cacophony of celebration roared over the skies of Seoul. For on this hot, summer night, Lee Young Ho aka Flash aka God has won his 4th OSL title. It was a glorious moment. Girls at the venue not hiding their faces but instead chanting his name and throwing him their panties. The guys screaming in epiphany but remaining sitting down for the last few games were just erotic. Keyboard makers around the world jumping in joy in anticipation of new sales in light of the millions destroyed by drooling Liquidians and Chinese fans watching history being made on stream. But for God himself. It felt... Empty. Winning had become... Easy. His control was faultless, his macro was the very Oxford Dictionary definition of perfect, and his strategies didn't matter, for he could kill a 200/200 army going triple CC first defending the first 20 minutes only using SCVs. This, he knew. Would be the end of the line. That night, he went out with his KT comrades, hoping to shrug off that feeling of emptiness with alcohol and girls. (He's only part terminator, therefore still subject to worldly pleasures.) Walking into the bar in his progamermansweatdrenched uniform, he shed his reserved and cool demeanor, champagne flowing freely from his newly swollen bank account. And as for the girls. Oh the girls. They surrounded him like bees to honey. They clung to him as other girls tried to fight to put a hand, nay, a finger, on his Godly self. "Hmmm, no wonder Bisu spends so long doing his hair instead of practicing. This is pretty cool." Heck, even Rekrul's girls got up and went over, unable to resist the sheer hotness emanating from his pores. But soon, after being the second person in history to bed all 9 SNSD at the same time (Reach was first, according to a TL post), he has pretty much reached the pinnacle of manliness. Of course, with another OSL it was not like he was likely to run out of champagne money anytime soon. As the girls got up and left, the boredom crept over him again. What can he do now? He laid back in his bed and turned on TV. HBO (or whatever they have in Korea) is showing Scarface. "Oh man, that sugar movie again. Wonder why all these Americans are so obssessed about sugar. Or is it salt? Whatever." He muttered to himself. "That's not sugar. Or salt." A tender voice replied. Flash looked around to see Seohyun who had stayed behind to fix him breakfast. --- A few years later, a new wave of drug trade swept across the globe. It was a mysterious phenomenon. Interpol worked double shifts but couldn't work out who was behind it all, FBI and CIA were given permission to nuke the supply chain but they could no more locate any of it than WMDs in Iraq. Many of the top Brood War pros at the time retired but the scene continued on strong with a huge, untraceable but generous donation, allowing, for the first time, an OSL finals in SPACE. Of course, if you read this wall of text you'd kinda guess Flash was behind it all. After getting into contact with the top dealers in Asia, he used his uncanny StarSense, his mighty cybernetic strength and the gentle, nurturing TLC from Seohyun to quickly take over the scene. Soon Jaedong and Bisu and Stork joined his enterprise and the greatest cartel the world has even known has been created. And he was still unbeaten. EDIT: Oh God did I just write all that... WTF did I just do. This is amazing. | ||
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saritenite
Singapore1680 Posts
On February 29 2012 11:13 Mobius_1 wrote: "G~~~G~~~!!!" The commentators screamed in unison. The crowd erupted. The deafening cacophony of celebration roared over the skies of Seoul. For on this hot, summer night, Lee Young Ho aka Flash aka God has won his 4th OSL title. It was a glorious moment. Girls at the venue not hiding their faces but instead chanting his name and throwing him their panties. The guys screaming in epiphany but remaining sitting down for the last few games were just erotic. Keyboard makers around the world jumping in joy in anticipation of new sales in light of the millions destroyed by drooling Liquidians and Chinese fans watching history being made on stream. But for God himself. It felt... Empty. Winning had become... Easy. His control was faultless, his macro was the very Oxford Dictionary definition of perfect, and his strategies didn't matter, for he could kill a 200/200 army going triple CC first defending the first 20 minutes only using SCVs. This, he knew. Would be the end of the line. That night, he went out with his KT comrades, hoping to shrug off that feeling of emptiness with alcohol and girls. (He's only part terminator, therefore still subject to worldly pleasures.) Walking into the bar in his progamermansweatdrenched uniform, he shed his reserved and cool demeanor, champagne flowing freely from his newly swollen bank account. And as for the girls. Oh the girls. They surrounded him like bees to honey. They clung to him as other girls tried to fight to put a hand, nay, a finger, on his Godly self. "Hmmm, no wonder Bisu spends so long doing his hair instead of practicing. This is pretty cool." Heck, even Rekrul's girls got up and went over, unable to resist the sheer hotness emanating from his pores. But soon, after being the second person in history to bed all 9 SNSD at the same time (Reach was first, according to a TL post), he has pretty much reached the pinnacle of manliness. Of course, with another OSL it was not like he was likely to run out of champagne money anytime soon. As the girls got up and left, the boredom crept over him again. What can he do now? He laid back in his bed and turned on TV. HBO (or whatever they have in Korea) is showing Scarface. "Oh man, that sugar movie again. Wonder why all these Americans are so obssessed about sugar. Or is it salt? Whatever." He muttered to himself. "That's not sugar. Or salt." A tender voice replied. Flash looked around to see Seohyun who had stayed behind to fix him breakfast. --- A few years later, a new wave of drug trade swept across the globe. It was a mysterious phenomenon. Interpol worked double shifts but couldn't work out who was behind it all, FBI and CIA were given permission to nuke the supply chain but they could no more locate any of it than WMDs in Iraq. Many of the top Brood War pros at the time retired but the scene continued on strong with a huge, untraceable but generous donation, allowing, for the first time, an OSL finals in SPACE. Of course, if you read this wall of text you'd kinda guess Flash was behind it all. After getting into contact with the top dealers in Asia, he used his uncanny StarSense, his mighty cybernetic strength and the gentle, nurturing TLC from Seohyun to quickly take over the scene. Soon Jaedong and Bisu and Stork joined his enterprise and the greatest cartel the world has even known has been created. And he was still unbeaten. EDIT: Oh God did I just write all that... WTF did I just do. I believe he still likes Nicole, would you write more about that? ^__^ | ||
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
On February 29 2012 11:13 Mobius_1 wrote: "G~~~G~~~!!!" The commentators screamed in unison. The crowd erupted. The deafening cacophony of celebration roared over the skies of Seoul. For on this hot, summer night, Lee Young Ho aka Flash aka God has won his 4th OSL title. It was a glorious moment. Girls at the venue not hiding their faces but instead chanting his name and throwing him their panties. The guys screaming in epiphany but remaining sitting down for the last few games were just erotic. Keyboard makers around the world jumping in joy in anticipation of new sales in light of the millions destroyed by drooling Liquidians and Chinese fans watching history being made on stream. But for God himself. It felt... Empty. Winning had become... Easy. His control was faultless, his macro was the very Oxford Dictionary definition of perfect, and his strategies didn't matter, for he could kill a 200/200 army going triple CC first defending the first 20 minutes only using SCVs. This, he knew. Would be the end of the line. That night, he went out with his KT comrades, hoping to shrug off that feeling of emptiness with alcohol and girls. (He's only part terminator, therefore still subject to worldly pleasures.) Walking into the bar in his progamermansweatdrenched uniform, he shed his reserved and cool demeanor, champagne flowing freely from his newly swollen bank account. And as for the girls. Oh the girls. They surrounded him like bees to honey. They clung to him as other girls tried to fight to put a hand, nay, a finger, on his Godly self. "Hmmm, no wonder Bisu spends so long doing his hair instead of practicing. This is pretty cool." Heck, even Rekrul's girls got up and went over, unable to resist the sheer hotness emanating from his pores. But soon, after being the second person in history to bed all 9 SNSD at the same time (Reach was first, according to a TL post), he has pretty much reached the pinnacle of manliness. Of course, with another OSL it was not like he was likely to run out of champagne money anytime soon. As the girls got up and left, the boredom crept over him again. What can he do now? He laid back in his bed and turned on TV. HBO (or whatever they have in Korea) is showing Scarface. "Oh man, that sugar movie again. Wonder why all these Americans are so obssessed about sugar. Or is it salt? Whatever." He muttered to himself. "That's not sugar. Or salt." A tender voice replied. Flash looked around to see Seohyun who had stayed behind to fix him breakfast. --- A few years later, a new wave of drug trade swept across the globe. It was a mysterious phenomenon. Interpol worked double shifts but couldn't work out who was behind it all, FBI and CIA were given permission to nuke the supply chain but they could no more locate any of it than WMDs in Iraq. Many of the top Brood War pros at the time retired but the scene continued on strong with a huge, untraceable but generous donation, allowing, for the first time, an OSL finals in SPACE. Of course, if you read this wall of text you'd kinda guess Flash was behind it all. After getting into contact with the top dealers in Asia, he used his uncanny StarSense, his mighty cybernetic strength and the gentle, nurturing TLC from Seohyun to quickly take over the scene. Soon Jaedong and Bisu and Stork joined his enterprise and the greatest cartel the world has even known has been created. And he was still unbeaten. EDIT: Oh God did I just write all that... WTF did I just do. I was loving it until the... twist at the end. Imo make an alternate ending about flash beginning to spiral into depression about the lack of a match in a broodwar player out there. It becomes his obsession to find a player that could be called better than him, but despite years of searching he still dominates the scene like it's nothing. Until an advancement in AI leads to an impossibly strong bw playing program that slaps flash with perfect micro, scouting, macro, and never before seen strategies (the AI uses the mouse and its vision is restricted to what's on the current screen just like humans). Now flash's life goal becomes beating this AI, just once. But try as he might, he can't get even close. He then becomes enlightened, knowing what it's like to be on both sides. At that moment he dies from exhaustion at his computer in the progaming house. | ||
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nakedsurfer
Canada500 Posts
On February 29 2012 13:15 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: I was loving it until the... twist at the end. Imo make an alternate ending about flash beginning to spiral into depression about the lack of a match in a broodwar player out there. It becomes his obsession to find a player that could be called better than him, but despite years of searching he still dominates the scene like it's nothing. Until an advancement in AI leads to an impossibly strong bw playing program that slaps flash with perfect micro, scouting, macro, and never before seen strategies (the AI uses the mouse and its vision is restricted to what's on the current screen just like humans). Now flash's life goal becomes beating this AI, just once. But try as he might, he can't get even close. He then becomes enlightened, knowing what it's like to be on both sides. At that moment he dies from exhaustion at his computer in the progaming house. Lolll this reminds me a lot of this skit- | ||
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Starburst
United States108 Posts
On February 28 2012 13:28 beachbeachy wrote: that's definitely an excuse to make flash look worse than he is....lol Lol. That's cute. You mistake me for someone who doesn't realize how good of a player he is. | ||
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Befree
695 Posts
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Milkis
5003 Posts
On February 29 2012 14:01 Starburst wrote: Lol. That's cute. You mistake me for someone who doesn't realize how good of a player he is. well if that skt1 tag is of any indication. (i kid, i kid) I definitely agree with you regarding your analysis though, but then again there were a few people who put up a good fight who got rolled over anyway (soulkey T_T) | ||
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beachbeachy
United States509 Posts
On February 29 2012 14:01 Starburst wrote: Lol. That's cute. You mistake me for someone who doesn't realize how good of a player he is. still, not everyone is slumping... | ||
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CakeOrI)eath
United States327 Posts
He will go completely undefeated for the next 9 months that BW stays alive =( | ||
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Release
United States4397 Posts
On February 29 2012 14:30 CakeOrI)eath wrote: No one will ever beat Flash at BW on tv again. He will go completely undefeated for the next 9 months that Proleague stays alive =( OGN will create a new gameshow called "Who will beat Lee Young Ho?" The show will go on for ten years until Flash is need of a much need shoulder replacement surgery. His shoulder will prevent him from proper playing, and on the final episode, Yellow will come back and win the grandest of titles: the "I Beat Lee Young Ho" Starleague Gold. | ||
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