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ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2983 Posts
January 10 2005 14:23 GMT
#121
On November 07 2003 10:48 bigMommA wrote:
intro:
as you all know, korean zergs are owning it up in wcg/wsl. for us noobs to take advantage of this, or just need a boost of morale, ive made a couple steps to make your opponent think twice before playing you.

step 1) make a user name. i recommend picking a noun and then adding zerg at the end of it.
EX: AfricaZerg

remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having.
EX: TamponZerg

step 2) put this in your profile:
/w wgtour play ID
/w wgtour win ID
/w wgtour cancel ID
the point of this is to make your opponent think you have a minimal knowledge of english. example: just look around at the foreign students in your school. they wear the "Hi my name is KimChi nametag" on their shirt.

also put: <yourbnetnamehere>@hanmail.net
and cafe.daum.net/<yourbnetnamehere>
you wanna show as much info that you are korean so put those in.

step 3) now put in a broken-quote in english in ur profile. pick an overused quote and turn subjects into adjetives present to passed etc; a combination of nonsense and bad grammer.
EX: "Live your life to the fullest"
becomes "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"

final step) get a 3 bar lag in channel for that lag that koreans always have in europe. its really hard to get 3 if you have cable/dsl so i recommend d/ling as much porn as you can then log on to europe and hope for the best.

Okay now you are amped with high morale to kick some white/euro ass or if you are a noob just use toss and say "toss weak -_-" in game. also remember to crank up your apm. since you're gonna lose, might as well look gosu. hotkey any of your building and keep left clicking your units will give you a gosu 600apm++
---

Im bored


ROFLROFLROFL, very funny post ^_^ i had a good laugh , nice :D

"i recommend dling as much porn as you can then log on to europe" lol
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
fEAthEr
Profile Joined July 2004
Canada482 Posts
January 10 2005 14:53 GMT
#122
tree
Profile Joined October 2004
United States591 Posts
January 10 2005 15:49 GMT
#123
This is funny because I have actually seen people do this. Honestly
1 month w/o BW = Hell
bigMommA
Profile Joined March 2003
1985 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-10 16:18:51
January 10 2005 16:18 GMT
#124
i cant believe ppl still get kicks out of this thread

if anyone else enjoyed the blackman essay thread, that was also started by me. I had to smurf to pull it off though.
RedMeat
Profile Joined September 2002
United Kingdom490 Posts
January 10 2005 16:40 GMT
#125
Wow, I'm so sad I missed this first time round! All those wasted months...
I am the mirror, I am the destiny, I am the herald that points the way...
yeehaw
Profile Joined October 2004
San Marino888 Posts
January 10 2005 21:41 GMT
#126
This thread needs to get immortailised. It gets bumped every 2/3 months anyway :/
G_G
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
January 10 2005 22:06 GMT
#127
haha, just re-read that, still funny... sheild battery, haha
Memory lane in nice
GrooVe
Profile Joined October 2004
Finland196 Posts
January 11 2005 03:07 GMT
#128
"life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"

:DD

Soon im korean :D
GuruOftheHasuType
Profile Joined January 2005
United Kingdom34 Posts
January 11 2005 03:20 GMT
#129
Hohohoho

"life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"
Once I got to shield battery in that sentence I cracked up and after that it just got funnier.

Entertaining post.
what?
Liquid`HayprO
Profile Joined March 2003
Iraq1230 Posts
January 11 2005 03:27 GMT
#130
this is just too funny ^^
Team LiquidOur friendship will be the stuff of legend.
Levu
Profile Joined January 2004
Germany675 Posts
January 11 2005 03:50 GMT
#131
oldie but goldie
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you. - Terry Pratchett
assault
Profile Joined December 2004
22 Posts
January 11 2005 03:56 GMT
#132
i did it but my stats 12/4411111111111234 tell it all -_-
may
bio.dante
Profile Joined July 2004
Czech Republic290 Posts
January 11 2005 04:01 GMT
#133
omg that battery makes me laugh for 10 minutes
#1 bio.dante fan
kCiNNiCk
Profile Joined September 2004
United Kingdom313 Posts
January 11 2005 05:20 GMT
#134
haha!
Zerg Own, Fear their Macro Power!
Q-Tip
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada101 Posts
January 11 2005 05:21 GMT
#135
"life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"


OMFG it's been months and i still crack up laughing for 20 minutes laughing when i read this
Hasse
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden579 Posts
January 11 2005 05:24 GMT
#136
despite the utterly retarded Headline the context was pretty amusing
You can get alot more with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word - Al Capone
cYaN
Profile Joined May 2004
Norway3322 Posts
January 11 2005 05:40 GMT
#137
heh
Lexus-Bug
Profile Joined January 2005
Vietnam104 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-01-16 18:58:39
January 16 2005 18:54 GMT
#138
Fukin hilarious Thread


Gotta have a crime for postin' stuff this awesome
-_-
nArAnjO
Profile Joined October 2002
Peru2571 Posts
May 21 2005 01:09 GMT
#139
LOL!!
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
May 21 2005 01:17 GMT
#140
On May 21 2005 10:09 nArAnjO wrote:
LOL!!


.......
too easy
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