as you all know, korean zergs are owning it up in wcg/wsl. for us noobs to take advantage of this, or just need a boost of morale, ive made a couple steps to make your opponent think twice before playing you.
step 1) make a user name. i recommend picking a noun and then adding zerg at the end of it.
remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having.
step 2) put this in your profile:
/w wgtour play ID
/w wgtour win ID
/w wgtour cancel ID
the point of this is to make your opponent think you have a minimal knowledge of english. example: just look around at the foreign students in your school. they wear the "Hi my name is KimChi nametag" on their shirt.
also put: <yourbnetnamehere>@hanmail.net
you wanna show as much info that you are korean so put those in.
step 3) now put in a broken-quote in english in ur profile. pick an overused quote and turn subjects into adjetives present to passed etc; a combination of nonsense and bad grammer.
EX: "Live your life to the fullest"
becomes "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"
final step) get a 3 bar lag in channel for that lag that koreans always have in europe. its really hard to get 3 if you have cable/dsl so i recommend d/ling as much porn as you can then log on to europe and hope for the best.
Okay now you are amped with high morale to kick some white/euro ass or if you are a noob just use toss and say "toss weak -_-" in game. also remember to crank up your apm. since you're gonna lose, might as well look gosu. hotkey any of your building and keep left clicking your units will give you a gosu 600apm++