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mensrea
Profile Joined September 2002
Canada5062 Posts
April 06 2004 07:36 GMT
#81
It was a mistake. I was laughing so hard I didn't realize I was posting to this thread.
actus non facit reum, nisi mens sit rea.
taeWook
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1367 Posts
April 06 2004 07:52 GMT
#82
what wit, what ingenuity.


pwnage, make one with terran and toss!
keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
April 06 2004 08:19 GMT
#83
It's still good =]
Fayth[pG]
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada1093 Posts
April 06 2004 08:23 GMT
#84
Oh man that was hilarous
oOa
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7218 Posts
April 06 2004 10:00 GMT
#85
thank god someone saved this thread...it made my day.
Entusman #12
karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
April 06 2004 10:04 GMT
#86
eh... I have seen this before.. don't remember where, but it's deninately stolen if the poster didnt write the original thing himself..

still, very funny
zzzzzz
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
April 06 2004 10:09 GMT
#87
this was written last november..he didn't copy it off anyone. If you read it somewhere else, that guy copied it :[
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
AttackZerg
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States7454 Posts
April 06 2004 11:13 GMT
#88
I made this name as a joke way back when they were calling yellow attackzerg or whirlwind zerg or whatever. After reading that thing, I am almost to embarraced to post using htis name. (
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-04-06 11:16:24
April 06 2004 11:14 GMT
#89
On November 07 2003 10:48 bigMommA wrote:
intro:
as you all know, korean zergs are owning it up in wcg/wsl. for us noobs to take advantage of this, or just need a boost of morale, ive made a couple steps to make your opponent think twice before playing you.

step 1) make a user name. i recommend picking a noun and then adding zerg at the end of it.
EX: AfricaZerg

remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having.
EX: TamponZerg

step 2) put this in your profile:
/w wgtour play ID
/w wgtour win ID
/w wgtour cancel ID
the point of this is to make your opponent think you have a minimal knowledge of english. example: just look around at the foreign students in your school. they wear the "Hi my name is KimChi nametag" on their shirt.

also put: <yourbnetnamehere>@hanmail.net
and cafe.daum.net/<yourbnetnamehere>
you wanna show as much info that you are korean so put those in.

step 3) now put in a broken-quote in english in ur profile. pick an overused quote and turn subjects into adjetives present to passed etc; a combination of nonsense and bad grammer.
EX: "Live your life to the fullest"
becomes "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"

final step) get a 3 bar lag in channel for that lag that koreans always have in europe. its really hard to get 3 if you have cable/dsl so i recommend d/ling as much porn as you can then log on to europe and hope for the best.

Okay now you are amped with high morale to kick some white/euro ass or if you are a noob just use toss and say "toss weak -_-" in game. also remember to crank up your apm. since you're gonna lose, might as well look gosu. hotkey any of your building and keep left clicking your units will give you a gosu 600apm++
---

Im bored


Tamponzerg is my friend MhX

He's American and not gosu.
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
Mydnyte
Profile Joined October 2003
3306 Posts
April 06 2004 11:50 GMT
#90
<3 to bigMomma for making that original post so long ago.

And it's still funny.
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
April 06 2004 12:11 GMT
#91
Hi my name is KimChi omfgg......

Just if you don't know, Kim Chi is pickled cabagge, thats it, its not a name (or so I think)
too easy
prov119
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)136 Posts
July 12 2004 09:49 GMT
#92
rofl..
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
July 12 2004 09:55 GMT
#93
oh wtff who dug it up

2nd thought: it's still damn funny =]
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22253 Posts
July 12 2004 16:39 GMT
#94
On July 12 2004 18:55 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:
oh wtff who dug it up

2nd thought: it's still damn funny =]


Yeah I don't mind seeing this bumped every couple of months, it's still funny as hell everytime I read it.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Kreeeee
Profile Joined May 2004
305 Posts
July 12 2004 18:44 GMT
#95
On April 06 2004 19:00 chava wrote:
thank god someone saved this thread...it made my day.


I refuse to engage in a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent.
BadBinky
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland649 Posts
July 12 2004 19:03 GMT
#96
nice :D
It's more important to be tough than to have any fun.
BadBinky
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Finland649 Posts
July 12 2004 19:05 GMT
#97
macro wont work with cloning coz of lag ;/
It's more important to be tough than to have any fun.
Sexe
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada448 Posts
July 12 2004 19:42 GMT
#98
LMAO, funny as hell ^_^
We are tough, man. We go out to the ice fields and battle murderous polar bears whose only goal in life is to protect their precious cubes of crystalline water. Rt-S.FakeSteve, Canada Pride
0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4550 Posts
July 12 2004 20:07 GMT
#99
This should be immortalized in the article section
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
GoGoGotg
Profile Joined July 2004
United States21 Posts
July 13 2004 11:28 GMT
#100
AHAHAHAHA, I laughed at this post for like 10 minutes straight...Gosh So funny, I show to all my friends they crack up too AHAHHAHAHA Thx...
Go Go Go! China Power! Jing tian ni hao bu hao???
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