intro: as you all know, korean zergs are owning it up in wcg/wsl. for us noobs to take advantage of this, or just need a boost of morale, ive made a couple steps to make your opponent think twice before playing you.
step 1) make a user name. i recommend picking a noun and then adding zerg at the end of it. EX: AfricaZerg
remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having. EX: TamponZerg
step 2) put this in your profile: /w wgtour play ID /w wgtour win ID /w wgtour cancel ID the point of this is to make your opponent think you have a minimal knowledge of english. example: just look around at the foreign students in your school. they wear the "Hi my name is KimChi nametag" on their shirt.
also put: <yourbnetnamehere>@hanmail.net and cafe.daum.net/<yourbnetnamehere> you wanna show as much info that you are korean so put those in.
step 3) now put in a broken-quote in english in ur profile. pick an overused quote and turn subjects into adjetives present to passed etc; a combination of nonsense and bad grammer. EX: "Live your life to the fullest" becomes "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"
final step) get a 3 bar lag in channel for that lag that koreans always have in europe. its really hard to get 3 if you have cable/dsl so i recommend d/ling as much porn as you can then log on to europe and hope for the best.
Okay now you are amped with high morale to kick some white/euro ass or if you are a noob just use toss and say "toss weak -_-" in game. also remember to crank up your apm. since you're gonna lose, might as well look gosu. hotkey any of your building and keep left clicking your units will give you a gosu 600apm++ ---
Ok a little adition to your guide: You too newb to get 600+ apm even with hotkeys? Solution is here. Use macro program, such as ezmacros. Ten write macro, that will tell keyboard to press 2 keys 1,2 for example on your keyboard. Then u select execute macro at 60x speed. And put this macro on easy accesible key, q for example, since u dont need it in bw. Then in game, put 2 buildings or units on key 1 and 2. Then just pres q to execute macro. So computer will execute it at such speed that a man cant. Apm peak goes far over 1000 I think. So you just press Q once in a while, your average apm will still be very high.
AND how to clone ur workers perfecty? No problem, you just have to record macro, when u clone workers perfectly. And for every starting position of the map. For LT for each position u save macro to numpad keyboard let's say on keys 1, 2, 3, 4. 1 for 12, 2 for 6, 3 for 9 and 4 for 3 o clock position on lost temple. Then whatever position you get, you just press a key to execute macro and computer will send all workers to mine perfectly, faster than any man can do it.
ROFL...that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I literally had to suppress my laughter here at work about 3 times.
step 3) now put in a broken-quote in english in ur profile. pick an overused quote and turn subjects into adjetives present to passed etc; a combination of nonsense and bad grammer. EX: "Live your life to the fullest" becomes "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"
btw.. use of macro software not recommended. people can abuse the macro software. If you make it type like 100+ commands in less than 10ms per second, it can lock your replay. Just like you know when you try to save replay and your bw freeze and when you try to upload it to wgtour it shows up as no players in the replay, thats what happens. Hope no one here will abuses this.
Nazgul - you could make another forum section called the archives which would only contain the best topics from this forum. You'd probably want to lock all the topics once they are moved there so they are immortalized before spam gets to them.
This junk is so true. Why they got the three bar lag? Most play at PC Places crammed with all kind of no nonsense back ground programs running. To add to that I've watched kids from about 7-14 come in after school, fire up BW, click on the map hack program thats on every computer in the place, and lay waste to people with mocking laughter.
On November 08 2003 15:58 NeOnPsykE wrote: This junk is so true. Why they got the three bar lag? Most play at PC Places crammed with all kind of no nonsense back ground programs running. To add to that I've watched kids from about 7-14 come in after school, fire up BW, click on the map hack program thats on every computer in the place, and lay waste to people with mocking laughter.
On November 08 2003 15:58 NeOnPsykE wrote: This junk is so true. Why they got the three bar lag? Most play at PC Places crammed with all kind of no nonsense back ground programs running. To add to that I've watched kids from about 7-14 come in after school, fire up BW, click on the map hack program thats on every computer in the place, and lay waste to people with mocking laughter.
its not true. its the physical distance that causes the 3 yellow bars.
Now if you excuse me I'll go edit all my posts so that I have Regards FrozenArbiter in every single one of them (I think the last time I wrote that was at 2000 posts ;P)! See you in a couple of years!
I made this name as a joke way back when they were calling yellow attackzerg or whirlwind zerg or whatever. After reading that thing, I am almost to embarraced to post using htis name. (
On November 07 2003 10:48 bigMommA wrote: intro: as you all know, korean zergs are owning it up in wcg/wsl. for us noobs to take advantage of this, or just need a boost of morale, ive made a couple steps to make your opponent think twice before playing you.
step 1) make a user name. i recommend picking a noun and then adding zerg at the end of it. EX: AfricaZerg
remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having. EX: TamponZerg
step 2) put this in your profile: /w wgtour play ID /w wgtour win ID /w wgtour cancel ID the point of this is to make your opponent think you have a minimal knowledge of english. example: just look around at the foreign students in your school. they wear the "Hi my name is KimChi nametag" on their shirt.
also put: <yourbnetnamehere>@hanmail.net and cafe.daum.net/<yourbnetnamehere> you wanna show as much info that you are korean so put those in.
step 3) now put in a broken-quote in english in ur profile. pick an overused quote and turn subjects into adjetives present to passed etc; a combination of nonsense and bad grammer. EX: "Live your life to the fullest" becomes "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"
final step) get a 3 bar lag in channel for that lag that koreans always have in europe. its really hard to get 3 if you have cable/dsl so i recommend d/ling as much porn as you can then log on to europe and hope for the best.
Okay now you are amped with high morale to kick some white/euro ass or if you are a noob just use toss and say "toss weak -_-" in game. also remember to crank up your apm. since you're gonna lose, might as well look gosu. hotkey any of your building and keep left clicking your units will give you a gosu 600apm++ ---
Is it sad that sometimes on WGT I pretend to be a Korean to intimidate my opponent so they play with shakey nervous hands? You know it's working when they say "Oh shit ur Korean"
Some more steps you missed:
Bonus Step1) When you join the game ask where your opponent is from. If he says anywhere other than Korea repsond with " Ok GG -_-;" Then proceed to step 2.
Bonsu Step2) When in the game channel spam "GG HF" constantly. THen when the game countdown starts, spam 1a2a3a4a5a6a7a8a9a0a over and over as much as possible. Then when the game starts say GG HF one more time. And maybe throw in a couple of "^^:"
Bonus Step3) When your scouting worker finds your opponents base say "Hi" and when they find your say "Hi". Putting "^^" on the end is optional.
On January 10 2005 20:56 red.venom wrote: I never thought this was funny. It's ruined by lack of subtlety.
congratulations, you're awesome! i wish i was non-conformist and could think everything wasn't funny, that way i don't have to waste time with stupid things like laughter, and i can deliver great one liners like "i never thought this was funny. it's ruined by lack of subtlety" because oh man, your post just kicks this thread's ass.
Probably because I'm learning the Korean language and deal with a lot of stuff like this on a daily basis.
What I laugh at is when foreigners type ??????? ? ?????? to try to fit into a chat room with Koreans when he's the only one who is seen as typing questions marks on a PC with Korean language support installed.
On November 07 2003 10:48 bigMommA wrote: intro: as you all know, korean zergs are owning it up in wcg/wsl. for us noobs to take advantage of this, or just need a boost of morale, ive made a couple steps to make your opponent think twice before playing you.
step 1) make a user name. i recommend picking a noun and then adding zerg at the end of it. EX: AfricaZerg
remember, you have to look convincing so that your opponent will fear of playing you. so, pick a random noun. the more stupid you look, the more skilled you we be percieved of having. EX: TamponZerg
step 2) put this in your profile: /w wgtour play ID /w wgtour win ID /w wgtour cancel ID the point of this is to make your opponent think you have a minimal knowledge of english. example: just look around at the foreign students in your school. they wear the "Hi my name is KimChi nametag" on their shirt.
also put: <yourbnetnamehere>@hanmail.net and cafe.daum.net/<yourbnetnamehere> you wanna show as much info that you are korean so put those in.
step 3) now put in a broken-quote in english in ur profile. pick an overused quote and turn subjects into adjetives present to passed etc; a combination of nonsense and bad grammer. EX: "Live your life to the fullest" becomes "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"
final step) get a 3 bar lag in channel for that lag that koreans always have in europe. its really hard to get 3 if you have cable/dsl so i recommend d/ling as much porn as you can then log on to europe and hope for the best.
Okay now you are amped with high morale to kick some white/euro ass or if you are a noob just use toss and say "toss weak -_-" in game. also remember to crank up your apm. since you're gonna lose, might as well look gosu. hotkey any of your building and keep left clicking your units will give you a gosu 600apm++ ---
Im bored
ROFLROFLROFL, very funny post ^_^ i had a good laugh , nice :D
"i recommend dling as much porn as you can then log on to europe" lol
"life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery" Once I got to shield battery in that sentence I cracked up and after that it just got funnier.
On May 21 2005 11:28 EvilTeletubby wrote: It's ok if this gets bumped maybe like twice a year, but it was only a couple months ago from the last bump... T_T
On May 21 2005 11:28 EvilTeletubby wrote: It's ok if this gets bumped maybe like twice a year, but it was only a couple months ago from the last bump... T_T
I'm going to take this as permission to bump so others can laugh as hard as I did when I first read it.
EPT
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