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Terran oh Terran why do you mine up my base?
splattering my probes all over the place.
ripping up my zealots, is it FD already?
Making my goons like a lot like spaghetti
What did I do to ever deserve this?
I only tried to go for a fast nexus.
It warped in from Aiur, so far away
I wish i didn't have to type gg for the fifth time today.
Let this be a lesson to think about much
Next time I will proxy DT rush.
Don't try and call me skill less, or chobo newbie
For Protoss like us, it ain't all that easy
You sit in your base till 200 3/3.
While i must triple expand to stop you, you see.
With high temps and arbs at my beck and call
You will surely fright when I do a recall.
I do not like stasis, its just big ice cubes
Recall is what men do to crush all the newbs.
Just try and EMP go ahead make me faint.
You'll cry when you see it was just hallucinate.
We got buggy reavers and goons that are dumb.
Zealots with long hair, they look like a bum.
That's why I bomb them on your tanks in siege mode.
And watch em explode in one creamy load.
That is all I have for you my good Terran friend
May our match up continue, let the fun never end!
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I got 99 problems but an FD aint one! Good read!
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Yeah you don't want the fun to end b/c the mu is ez pz.
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United States11393 Posts
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
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This sounds like a Linkin Park song.
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I thought it was a math problem. LoL.
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United States24745 Posts
On June 01 2009 09:48 Talith wrote:
And watch em explode in one creamy load.
I really think you should have tried to find another way to say that.
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On June 01 2009 10:10 micronesia wrote:I really think you should have tried to find another way to say that.
It was most likely purposely worded like that.
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Protoss oh Protoss, what is this rant?
whenever I play you I feel like an ant.
You run in my base with zealots so fast
my rines are just human, how much could they last?
And when I decide to make a wall-in
here comes the dragoon but I have only 1 rine.
Depots go to flames and scvs killed
once my tank pops out, I'm finally thrilled.
And then I expand, or should I say try?
a DT is there and it's so damn sly
turrets and scanners and mines I get
I'm finally safe, you say "wanna bet?"
You then drop your reavers and chaos again
you just cannot stop, you're killing my men.
I turtle and cry while going 3/3
you get the whole map, while drinking your tea.
I go for the attack but arbs fly in the air
you stasis my tanks, oh that can't be fair!!
I still keep on trying, you're laughing at me
I sigh and stop and type "gg" -_-
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On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
LOL
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hahahhahahah these are all great!
5/5
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awesome poems tvp in a nutshell
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This blog is so epic I decided to post in it after lurking for a long ass time.
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On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
Reminds me of "my warlock is so overpowered..." in wow forums.
My warlock is so overpowered, it dual wields ms warriors.
Oh shit, repressed memories.
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My roommate: "The zerg poem would just be a bunch of growling noises."
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On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
hahahaha so true.
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is awesome32277 Posts
On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
ROFL
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United States11637 Posts
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Nice, I love these poems :3
On June 01 2009 09:54 Harem wrote:
Oh one day I smashed my face on a keyboard
which caused me to hit olympic and I got bored
My own ode to Protoss
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Talith was once a Protoss
He went through loss after loss.
So he switched to T
And then moved to Z
But went back to creamy blue sauce.
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On June 01 2009 15:51 Caller wrote:
Talith was once a Protoss
He went through loss after loss.
So he switched to T
And then moved to Z
But went back to creamy blue sauce.
that was amazing.
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Haha this thread made my day! I wish I had some sort of poetic skill so I could contribute... Hmmmm I'll be back if I think of something  .
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ZvT
I'm a crazy zerg.
I skip Lurkers for Ultras.
Unless T goes mech.
ZvP
Deny Protoss gas.
Archon armies are no fun.
Psistorm is too good.
ZvZ
Scourge and mutalisks?
Screw that noise, I go Hydra.
Hydra, any map.
TvT
What am I doing?
My double factory failed.
Might as well turtle...
TvP
So ridiculous.
I'll just double proxy rax.
Dragoons eat my dudes.
TvZ
This matchup is like,
"Your micro needs improving!"
And then I go mech.
PvT
Attack move to win.
Or attack move to get raped.
Depends on T's skill.
PvP
Early speed Zealots.
This doesn't really work well.
It dies to Reavers.
PvZ
Make many gateways.
lol, my units are stronger!
Zerg expands too fast.
~Haiku(s)
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Psi storm, so cruel; I really hate
the blue flashes, they don't abate.
My poor hydra is mere
blood, the end draws near
My bases kicked in too late.
Oh, the irradiates quickly pop
my lurkers. My defilers just flop.
The m&m; it never stops;
I'm really gonna need a mop.
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EPT
