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Dgtl
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada889 Posts
May 17 2009 23:51 GMT
#21
On May 18 2009 08:30 RoieTRS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 18 2009 08:16 SoulMarine wrote:
One day, a boy was eating icecream. Then, his brother swiped it from his hands. Then he killed himself, and in slow motion a clown with spiked teeth cried a single tear.


FIN.

Then who was phone?



The car
^______________^
TommyG
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States102 Posts
May 18 2009 00:08 GMT
#22
http://theholders.org/?Special:Main

some of these stories are pretty cool.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
May 18 2009 00:19 GMT
#23
I read the Necronomicon and twas too scary to finish t,t
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
May 18 2009 00:53 GMT
#24
On May 18 2009 09:19 Pholon wrote:
I read the Necronomicon and twas too scary to finish t,t

[image loading]

I'm about to start reading this as soon as I finish what I am currently reading.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 00:58:04
May 18 2009 00:56 GMT
#25
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"

And then John was a zombie.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
May 18 2009 01:10 GMT
#26
On May 18 2009 09:56 Lemonwalrus wrote:
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"

And then John was a zombie.

What the fuck? -_-
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 01:28:03
May 18 2009 01:27 GMT
#27
i think i wrote something like that for my 3rd grade TAKS :<
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
brjdrb
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States577 Posts
May 18 2009 02:49 GMT
#28
On May 18 2009 07:49 Osmoses wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 18 2009 06:48 YPang wrote:
During the morning, then grandma went upstairs again to investigate the situation and saw a pile of blood upstairs.

Is there such a thing as a pile of blood?

Once there was this space ship with a new kind of warp drive that could go to any point in space by folding space time. Sam Neil made it. Freaky.

yeah, i enjoyed that movie. event horizon
Stork's biggest fan
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
May 18 2009 03:31 GMT
#29
On May 18 2009 09:56 Lemonwalrus wrote:
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"

And then John was a zombie.


lol.. scary. I remember this from some fiction board. Was awesome the first time, still awesome today..
I know where my towel is.
Kyuukyuu
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada6263 Posts
May 18 2009 03:38 GMT
#30
On May 18 2009 05:56 aeroH wrote:
the 3rd story was the best

+ Show Spoiler +
A man went to a hotel and walked up to the front desk to check in. The woman at the desk gave him his key and told him that on the way to his room, there was a door with no number that was locked and no one was allowed in there. Especially no one should look inside the room, under any circumstances. So he followed the instructions of the woman at the front desk, going straight to his room, and going to bed. The next night his curiosity would not leave him alone about the room with no number on the door. He walked down the hall to the door and tried the handle. Sure enough it was locked. He bent down and looked through the wide keyhole. Cold air passed through it, chilling his eye. What he saw was a hotel bedroom, like his, and in the corner was a woman whose skin was completely white. She was leaning her head against the wall, facing away from the door. He stared in confusion for a while. He almost knocked on the door, out of curiosity, but decided not to. This disinclination saved his life. He crept away from the door and walked back to his room. The next day, he returned to the door and looked through the wide keyhole. This time, all he saw was redness. He couldn't make anything out besides a distinct red color, unmoving. Perhaps the inhabitants of the room knew he was spying the night before, and had blocked the keyhole with something red.

At this point he decided to consult the woman at the front desk for more information. She sighed and said, "Did you look through the keyhole?" The man told her that he had and she said, "Well, I might as well tell you the story. A long time ago, a man murdered his wife in that room, and her ghost haunts it. But these people were not ordinary. They were white all over, except for their eyes, which were red."


+ Show Spoiler +

A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children. Later that night, the babysitter got bored and went to watch TV, but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they did not have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want children watching too much garbage). So, she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parent's room. Of course, the parents said it was Okay, but the babysitter had one final request... she asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the corner of the bedroom with a blanket or cloth because it freaked her out. The phone line was silent for a moment, and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time said, "Take the children and get out of the house... we will call the police. We do not have a clown statue."


scorehero thread?
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 04:07:40
May 18 2009 04:04 GMT
#31
On May 18 2009 10:10 deathgod6 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 18 2009 09:56 Lemonwalrus wrote:
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"

And then John was a zombie.

What the fuck? -_-


HAHA

Also I dont understand the 2nd story...
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
May 18 2009 04:34 GMT
#32
On May 18 2009 09:56 Lemonwalrus wrote:
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"

So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.

"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons

"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"

And then John was a zombie.

I think the original was a lot worse in punctuation and grammar, and was all one big block paragraph.

Funnier that way, IMO.
Hello
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 23 2009 22:03 GMT
#33
Bumping with a great story.

I've been absolutely indulged with short stories lately.
Although not scary, a pretty good read. Definitely pretty cool.

+ Show Spoiler +
"Do you, like, ever let people into your meat-locker to, like, uh, you know,
fuck around with the meat?" I asked.

The short-haired Greek man looked at me strangely from behind the counter.
Several of the waitresses glared in my direction.

"What you mean 'fuck around'?" the dumpy Greek asked.

"You know, like shovin' your dick in and out of the openings in the meat.
Then, like, getting a bunch of smelly, sticky cream of tubesteak all over the
junk that you grind into foodburgers," I informed him.

"Naw. We don't do that. You don't do that. Nobody do that," the imbecile
claimed.

"I do that," I began, "and as a matter of fact, most of my pals do that too.
We like it."

Overhearing our conversation, one of the waitresses gave me a sour look.
She seemed to be acting like she was getting sick. The cook and the other two
waitresses completely ignored everything except the random orders for patty
melts and double cheeseburgers.

"Look, I don't wanna do nothin' weird or strange or anything. I just wanna
fuck a bunch of meat that you got in your huge ol' meat locker. Listen, don't
any of you stupid fuckers understand what I'm sayin'?" I stated in an agitated
manner.

"Mister, people gotta eat my food. If you stick dick in food, no can eat.
Frank lose money. No can do," the Greek said.

"How much money would you lose, bright eyes?" I asked.

"Big thing of cow cost Frank $220 for a half," Greek-man said.

"Well, I wanna fuck around with about 13 of them. Let's see...that's about
$2860...and I'll give you...oh, let's see...$40 just for letting me do it,
OK?"

"I dunno."

"OK. Look, I'll give you $3000 cash, RIGHT NOW, cause I like you an awful
lot, and also cause I'm fucking sick and tired or trying to talk to you
goddamn Greek half-wits."

The Greek seemed to ponder what I had said for a minute, or perhaps he was
just wallowing in incomprehension. One waitress went into the back-room and
loudly threw up.

"OK. But you give Frank money NOW."

I handed the three bills over to the fool and lifted up a section of the
counter and walked into the walk-in freezer.

"OK, you can fuck with 13 sides of cow, but leave cheese and other gunk
alone. OK?"

There was a wide variety of different kinds of food present in the walk-in
freezer. Many, many eggs and other fine foods. I could see containers of
pancake batter and butter. On the left was what I was after. Thirteen
beautiful sides of beef!

I started to get a hard-on just looking at the beef!

"You got your cash. Get out of here!" I shouted at the geek.

I casually waltzed up to the nearest beef-side and began to sweet-talk it.

"Hi, new in town? Ever get into Satanism? Shit, you're cute."

The cool beef did not reply.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
TommyG
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States102 Posts
May 23 2009 22:46 GMT
#34
On May 24 2009 07:03 SCC-Faust wrote:
Bumping with a great story.

I've been absolutely indulged with short stories lately.
Although not scary, a pretty good read. Definitely pretty cool.

+ Show Spoiler +
"Do you, like, ever let people into your meat-locker to, like, uh, you know,
fuck around with the meat?" I asked.

The short-haired Greek man looked at me strangely from behind the counter.
Several of the waitresses glared in my direction.

"What you mean 'fuck around'?" the dumpy Greek asked.

"You know, like shovin' your dick in and out of the openings in the meat.
Then, like, getting a bunch of smelly, sticky cream of tubesteak all over the
junk that you grind into foodburgers," I informed him.

"Naw. We don't do that. You don't do that. Nobody do that," the imbecile
claimed.

"I do that," I began, "and as a matter of fact, most of my pals do that too.
We like it."

Overhearing our conversation, one of the waitresses gave me a sour look.
She seemed to be acting like she was getting sick. The cook and the other two
waitresses completely ignored everything except the random orders for patty
melts and double cheeseburgers.

"Look, I don't wanna do nothin' weird or strange or anything. I just wanna
fuck a bunch of meat that you got in your huge ol' meat locker. Listen, don't
any of you stupid fuckers understand what I'm sayin'?" I stated in an agitated
manner.

"Mister, people gotta eat my food. If you stick dick in food, no can eat.
Frank lose money. No can do," the Greek said.

"How much money would you lose, bright eyes?" I asked.

"Big thing of cow cost Frank $220 for a half," Greek-man said.

"Well, I wanna fuck around with about 13 of them. Let's see...that's about
$2860...and I'll give you...oh, let's see...$40 just for letting me do it,
OK?"

"I dunno."

"OK. Look, I'll give you $3000 cash, RIGHT NOW, cause I like you an awful
lot, and also cause I'm fucking sick and tired or trying to talk to you
goddamn Greek half-wits."

The Greek seemed to ponder what I had said for a minute, or perhaps he was
just wallowing in incomprehension. One waitress went into the back-room and
loudly threw up.

"OK. But you give Frank money NOW."

I handed the three bills over to the fool and lifted up a section of the
counter and walked into the walk-in freezer.

"OK, you can fuck with 13 sides of cow, but leave cheese and other gunk
alone. OK?"

There was a wide variety of different kinds of food present in the walk-in
freezer. Many, many eggs and other fine foods. I could see containers of
pancake batter and butter. On the left was what I was after. Thirteen
beautiful sides of beef!

I started to get a hard-on just looking at the beef!

"You got your cash. Get out of here!" I shouted at the geek.

I casually waltzed up to the nearest beef-side and began to sweet-talk it.

"Hi, new in town? Ever get into Satanism? Shit, you're cute."

The cool beef did not reply.



i am at a loss for words
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
May 23 2009 22:51 GMT
#35
that last story was awesome
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
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