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Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
April 25 2009 20:58 GMT
#1
Before I say anything important,lemme give you a little look of how I am outside the comp : respectful, quiet, pretty average.

Ok, well since I have started playing anything on the computer, I never heard of things like ROFL or anything like that. Today my mom told me she is getting tired of me playing on the computer ( I only play like a fucking hour a day now ) so I call her a noob. She was like, alright, this is enough, SLAP!

Ever since that hour think I'm a better individual.

Moral of this useless blog : Don't call your mom a noob

****
No no no no its not mine!
Ry-Masta-T
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States478 Posts
April 25 2009 21:02 GMT
#2
Awesome!
Speak the word...
Zurles
Profile Joined February 2009
United Kingdom1659 Posts
April 25 2009 21:03 GMT
#3
hmmm......?
Naib
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Hungary4843 Posts
April 25 2009 21:03 GMT
#4
Shoulda told her "L2P instead of whining, nub", imo.
Complete the cycle!
Xeris
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Iran17695 Posts
April 25 2009 21:04 GMT
#5
lol...
twitter.com/xerislight -- follow me~~
Rice
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1332 Posts
April 25 2009 21:06 GMT
#6
was not expecting this
Freedom will be defended at the cost of civil liberties.
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
April 25 2009 21:06 GMT
#7
Should've slapped her back.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
April 25 2009 21:06 GMT
#8
10/5
Moderator<:3-/-<
Clasic
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
April 25 2009 21:07 GMT
#9
On April 26 2009 06:03 Naib wrote:
Shoulda told her "L2P instead of whining, nub", imo.

ROFL
No no no no its not mine!
TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
April 25 2009 21:14 GMT
#10
Ragequit your family.

Don't be BM though, "gg" first.
Moderator
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21242 Posts
April 25 2009 21:15 GMT
#11
o_O
TranslatorBaa!
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
April 25 2009 21:16 GMT
#12
LOL you called her a noob. LOLOLOL
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
April 25 2009 21:16 GMT
#13
9/9 proxy gate them all
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
April 25 2009 21:17 GMT
#14
you're not becoming a nerd you are becoming awesome, keep up the good work
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
April 25 2009 21:19 GMT
#15
LMAO I've called my mom a noob before but she doesn't mind. :D
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
April 25 2009 21:20 GMT
#16
LOL

I never know whether these are real or not

:D
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
April 25 2009 21:20 GMT
#17
It's okay, i call my gf a noob ALL the time.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
April 25 2009 21:25 GMT
#18
LOL

5/5
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
April 25 2009 21:27 GMT
#19
This is what happens when children get an overdose in video games; they turn into beings from the virtual world living in a dimension that normal people like referring to as real life. They think that the rules bound in the fictitious world similarly apply in the weird dimension their organic bodies are living in; you can never wreck a car, this just bounces and reappears again on the track, you can insult and start a flame war with anybody, whats the worst thing that could happen? They banning you from the site, and you can join another anytime. Thus the individual tends to encapsulate himself in a partition developed by his brain and abide by its rules in there forever.

lol
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
April 25 2009 21:32 GMT
#20
--- Nuked ---
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
April 25 2009 21:34 GMT
#21
You called your mom a noob and you got slapped for calling your mom a noob. That is epic
정명훈 화이팅!~
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
April 25 2009 21:39 GMT
#22
'slap'?

That's primitive from my point of view. Is she even aware of what the word noob, or newbie means?
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
April 25 2009 21:40 GMT
#23
lol my mom totally understands what a noob is and she calls me a noob sometimes when i fuckup something really easy, ie: exploding things in the microwave
~\(。◕‿‿◕。)/~,,,,,,,,>
theobsessed1
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States576 Posts
April 25 2009 21:49 GMT
#24
Yeah your mom definitely got nerd raged
정명훈 화이팅!~
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
April 25 2009 21:58 GMT
#25
How can she slap!?!?!



(someone had to do it)
Chains none
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
April 25 2009 22:36 GMT
#26
LMAO. 5/5! Your mom definitely is a noob, don't worry.
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
April 25 2009 22:40 GMT
#27
Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Kang Min Fighting!
bigsack
Profile Joined August 2007
Korea (North)220 Posts
April 25 2009 22:45 GMT
#28
roflmao funny shiet ever. 5/5 blog
Hilary Clinton for 2008
Drium
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States888 Posts
April 25 2009 22:51 GMT
#29
Sounds like your mom is just jealous of your skillz.
KwanROLLLLLLLED
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
April 25 2009 22:54 GMT
#30
Your mom slaps you for that little? ._.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
April 25 2009 22:54 GMT
#31
O_O ggnore~
w/e
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-04-25 22:59:49
April 25 2009 22:59 GMT
#32
Mothers are A+. You are a retarded skilless newbie.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
April 25 2009 23:24 GMT
#33
moms play protoss
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
April 25 2009 23:41 GMT
#34
On April 26 2009 06:27 EsX_Raptor wrote:
This is what happens when children get an overdose in video games; they turn into beings from the virtual world living in a dimension that normal people like referring to as real life. They think that the rules bound in the fictitious world similarly apply in the weird dimension their organic bodies are living in; you can never wreck a car, this just bounces and reappears again on the track, you can insult and start a flame war with anybody, whats the worst thing that could happen? They banning you from the site, and you can join another anytime. Thus the individual tends to encapsulate himself in a partition developed by his brain and abide by its rules in there forever.

lol

That is easily the dumbest thing I've ever read on this forum. Though you do touch on some truth about relation to the real world. You used horrid metaphors and the "lol" at the bottom of your post gave more relevance than your actual post.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
Tekin
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2711 Posts
April 25 2009 23:51 GMT
#35
You got owned thats all i could say LOL with a slap
Cheers! //¯◡◡¯\\ 문채원 | 한지우 -___-
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
April 25 2009 23:54 GMT
#36
I call my sister and gf noobs all the time. The term is oldschool anyways, has to do with the being a greenhorn on a boat or in the navy.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
April 26 2009 00:00 GMT
#37
On April 26 2009 06:58 LordWeird wrote:
How can she slap!?!?!



(someone had to do it)


lololol
Hates Fun🤔
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
April 26 2009 00:40 GMT
#38
i call my friends newbs all the time

not my family though, they would have no idea what I'm talking about.
Piy
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Scotland3152 Posts
April 26 2009 00:42 GMT
#39
I talk nerd when me and some friends play tekken. Devil Jin and Heihachi are OP. Feng OP combo ftw.
My. Copy. Is. Here.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
April 26 2009 00:46 GMT
#40
Ironically, it appears that you both got owned and were the noob in this case.
Do you really want chat rooms?
Zozma
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1626 Posts
April 26 2009 00:52 GMT
#41
On April 26 2009 08:41 selboN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 26 2009 06:27 EsX_Raptor wrote:
This is what happens when children get an overdose in video games; they turn into beings from the virtual world living in a dimension that normal people like referring to as real life. They think that the rules bound in the fictitious world similarly apply in the weird dimension their organic bodies are living in; you can never wreck a car, this just bounces and reappears again on the track, you can insult and start a flame war with anybody, whats the worst thing that could happen? They banning you from the site, and you can join another anytime. Thus the individual tends to encapsulate himself in a partition developed by his brain and abide by its rules in there forever.

lol

That is easily the dumbest thing I've ever read on this forum. Though you do touch on some truth about relation to the real world. You used horrid metaphors and the "lol" at the bottom of your post gave more relevance than your actual post.
Please note the sarcasm, because it seems... somebody hasn't.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
April 26 2009 00:53 GMT
#42
On April 26 2009 08:41 selboN wrote:
That is easily the dumbest thing I've ever read on this forum. Though you do touch on some truth about relation to the real world. You used horrid metaphors and the "lol" at the bottom of your post gave more relevance than your actual post.

why so serious? why so sad? why so... touched...

i just wrote that post for the fun of it xDDD
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