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Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
February 06 2009 16:57 GMT
#1
We were postgrad students in the same course and we shared the same house for 1 year. In the end, he went back to his country while I stayed over trying to find a job in UK (fucks)

Anyways, before leaving, he told me that there will be a package arriving and he needs me to DHL it to him. Not so long after he left, the package arrived. It's a small box, fist-size, very light.

The next day I took it to DHL, the lady asked me to declare what's inside. I tried to call him but he can't be reached. Then I checked the package, tried to shake it a little bit and it sounded like there is liquid inside. So I thought "Omg, let's open to see wtf is inside, dispatch it and get over with this. It could be illegal drugs for god's sake".

So I opened the package. Inside the box, there are + Show Spoiler +
two small bottles. One bottle is a lube used for anal sex, i.e a brand for male only. The other bottle is some kind of ecstasy spray for the penis
. Damn! I should have asked him before opening the package.

In the afternoon, I reached the housemate and told him that I need to declare the package. I haven't told him that I opened it because I think I don't need to. He said ok, just tell them it's just some clothes. WTF. I bet he has no ideas what the package looks like and how small it is. How the fuck anyone would believes me it is clothes inside.

Anyways, tomorrow I'm gonna buy some glue and fix it so that he doesn't know that I opened the box. Then I'm gonna tell the DHL guy that inside is some supplements for body buildings.

****
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
February 06 2009 17:04 GMT
#2
haha wow, that would have been so awkward opening the package in front of the DHL people and trying to explain to them that this shit is for "your friend"
Hi
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24644 Posts
February 06 2009 17:05 GMT
#3
I wouldn't have opened the package. Strange story haha.

What you don't know won't hurt you in this sorta stuff I guess.
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25977 Posts
February 06 2009 17:05 GMT
#4
How do you know it's for male anal only? Also did you have any hints of this beforehand? 노 호모... just curious
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Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 17:15:13
February 06 2009 17:08 GMT
#5
No, I opened it at some place else where no one noticed me -_-v

And that's a brand for male. It says on the prescription at the side of the bottle.
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25977 Posts
February 06 2009 17:09 GMT
#6
Well, I'm just thinking that maybe it's the best brand... I don't know. I've read certain anal lubes are vastly superior to others...
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Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 17:19:11
February 06 2009 17:11 GMT
#7
It could be.

Teach me!

Also did you have any hints of this beforehand?


Well, his actions look a bit feminine. Also he had tons of skincare! But he told me he has a gf in his country and I saw him sent gifts back to his country so I didn't expect any of this.
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
IMlemon
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Lithuania296 Posts
February 06 2009 17:24 GMT
#8
A joke maybe? A bit overboard but yea .
My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
February 06 2009 17:33 GMT
#9
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends".
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 06 2009 17:40 GMT
#10
On February 07 2009 02:09 Chill wrote:
Well, I'm just thinking that maybe it's the best brand... I don't know. I've read certain anal lubes are vastly superior to others...

노 호모.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
February 06 2009 17:42 GMT
#11
On February 07 2009 02:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends".


Why? Are you a homophobe? Who gives a flying fuck if he's gay.
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 06 2009 17:43 GMT
#12
I dunno, I'd find it a little awkward if I asked my friend to pick up a bottle of lube for me.
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 17:56:40
February 06 2009 17:53 GMT
#13
On February 07 2009 02:42 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 02:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends".


Why? Are you a homophobe? Who gives a flying fuck if he's gay.


Well apparently the op does if he posting about him. I don't understand why some people are concerned about other people's sexuality but it doesn't bug me. If anything the friend said he had a g/f back home maybe because his friend is the more masculine male in the relationship. Tell him that you had to open it b/c DHL wouldn't ship it out unless you confirmed what the box contained. Then bring up the subject. What's he going to do? Not want you as a friend anymore? He can't stay in the closet forever especially if he's a good friend. If he was just a roommate then why even worry about his sexuality? It's not like he hit on you or anything. I've been hit on more then a dozen times till this date and I don't make a fuss about it, I just deny the gestures and continue on.

Edit: Don't beat around the bushes or try to dodge the fact that you opened the package. Then he will lose his trust in you and possibly a friendship.
ya had ya shot kid!
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
February 06 2009 18:00 GMT
#14
I posted because I wanna share this weird story. Read my first post again, I don't care about his sexuality.

What's awkward is not his sexuality but it's that I kinda broke into his privacy. Plus we're both from asia so the gay thing is kinda odd.
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 06 2009 18:03 GMT
#15
On February 07 2009 03:00 Elvin_vn wrote:
I posted because I wanna share this weird story. Read my first post again, I don't care about his sexuality.

What's awkward is not his sexuality but it's that I kinda broke into his privacy. Plus we're both from asia so the gay thing is kinda odd.


lol there are no gays in asia? lool

anyawy funny story haha

must've been awkward as hell!

are you in vietnam now or still in the UK?
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Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
February 06 2009 18:05 GMT
#16
Odd means it's not well accepted from the point of view of the public.

I'm still in UK.
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 18:07:15
February 06 2009 18:06 GMT
#17
On February 07 2009 03:00 Elvin_vn wrote:
I posted because I wanna share this weird story. Read my first post again, I don't care about his sexuality.

What's awkward is not his sexuality but it's that I kinda broke into his privacy. Plus we're both from asia so the gay thing is kinda odd.


whats odd about being gay in asia...? you're in vietnam... 1 click away from thailand... 90% of the world's shemale population
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 06 2009 18:08 GMT
#18
Well I am a bit confused then. Is there no gays in asia? Is that what your trying to state?

Well like I said before just don't beat around the bush trying to hide the fact that you opened the box. Tell him the truth. If anything there might be a bit of a silence but either way you can just brush it off your shoulders and just know he's gay. For what I am reading it seems as if this is the first time you ever came across any sexual lube. Maybe the lube is not to rub on the catcher but only on the pitcher.
ya had ya shot kid!
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
February 06 2009 18:14 GMT
#19
jesus christ!
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32045 Posts
February 06 2009 18:14 GMT
#20
lollllll

maybe the lube is so you don't wake up when he pokes you in the butt at night!

just tell him you opened it for dhl and crack a joke on it. also, i don't think there's any male-only anal lube lol
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eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 18:29:32
February 06 2009 18:29 GMT
#21
how do you truely know he plans on using the lube for himself? There honostly is no such thing as male only lube lol. An asshole is an asshole, and any lube will suffice. Maybe his girlfriend naturally likes something about the lube, and because of that, they special ordered it rather than walk into an adult shop and buy a generic one. Also, perhaps he plans on using the dick spray on his dick, and she plans on using the lube.

How can you deduct it is for him just by reading that it works on males too. Why not be a friend, and make a better assumption, like him using it all over his naked gf.


Then again : I heard Strap-on's are the latest rage!
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
February 06 2009 18:30 GMT
#22
Lmfao, it's for you
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
February 06 2009 19:04 GMT
#23
On February 07 2009 03:29 eXigent. wrote:
Then again : I heard Strap-on's are the latest rage!


I pack one of these in my manpurse just in case the night leads to an exotic fantasy. :X
ya had ya shot kid!
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
February 06 2009 19:12 GMT
#24
ive ordered plenty of things from other countries and customs often open packages and seal them up again

just play stupid like nothing happend
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
February 06 2009 19:26 GMT
#25
I knew a guy who did the same thing. He got shipped lubes to his house. Then his roomate found out by opening the package and didn't tell him.

The other guy noticed the other guy knew because of the package marks and a strange conversation over tha package started. The first guy told him it was just some facial cream and the other guy said "ok".

So while his roommate slept he ejaculated over him and let him a note that said: "Im leaving to another room, but I left you some of that facial cream as a present".
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DreaM)XeRO
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Korea (South)4667 Posts
February 06 2009 19:34 GMT
#26
roflroflroflrofl

;D
watch out for the date rape pills

hmmmm

pills + lube = buttsecks..

watch out brah
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hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
February 06 2009 19:35 GMT
#27
On February 07 2009 04:26 IntoTheWow wrote:
I knew a guy who did the same thing. He got shipped lubes to his house. Then his roomate found out by opening the package and didn't tell him.

The other guy noticed the other guy knew because of the package marks and a strange conversation over tha package started. The first guy told him it was just some facial cream and the other guy said "ok".

So while his roommate slept he ejaculated over him and let him a note that said: "Im leaving to another room, but I left you some of that facial cream as a present".

i really hope you just made this up
demo1
Profile Joined April 2008
Canada145 Posts
February 06 2009 21:02 GMT
#28
can't get any lube in vietnam?? lol
yeyeyey
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
February 06 2009 21:09 GMT
#29
On February 07 2009 02:42 Frits wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 02:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends".


Why? Are you a homophobe? Who gives a flying fuck if he's gay.


No, it would be awkward because his friend clearly didn't want him to know what was inside...all these people overreacting about homophobic this and that bullshit...
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
February 06 2009 21:12 GMT
#30
Dude watch out!
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
February 06 2009 21:18 GMT
#31
On February 07 2009 06:09 NoobsOfWrath wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 02:42 Frits wrote:
On February 07 2009 02:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends".


Why? Are you a homophobe? Who gives a flying fuck if he's gay.


No, it would be awkward because his friend clearly didn't want him to know what was inside...all these people overreacting about homophobic this and that bullshit...

You're racist.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
February 06 2009 21:21 GMT
#32
On February 07 2009 02:40 koreasilver wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2009 02:09 Chill wrote:
Well, I'm just thinking that maybe it's the best brand... I don't know. I've read certain anal lubes are vastly superior to others...

노 호모.

Hello
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 21:35:14
February 06 2009 21:30 GMT
#33
Why would the lube be for only males? I guess its just an advertising thing, the company decided to focus on one demographic- because uh...yeah, I don't really understand that otherwise lol. Anyways, thats a bit of an awkward situation you got yourself there, I would NOT bring up you know, ever. If you are still in contact with him, as a friend, I mean.

Edit: Why is everyone jumping on the op for caring that hes gay? It's not a matter of "omg hes gay how evil", its just "oh wow, a guy ive known for a year was secretly gay". I was saying "omg my friend is gay" and I'd only known him for 4-5 months when he told me. When people are in/come out of the closet, everyone DOES care. Care does not have negative connotations, at least not necessarily.
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koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 21:32:41
February 06 2009 21:32 GMT
#34
요맨, 투머치 호모 인히여, 유노웻 아임새잉 맨.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 06 2009 21:34 GMT
#35
lol cool u stilli n uk? whjere are u at o _O
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ondik
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Czech Republic2908 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 21:57:22
February 06 2009 21:54 GMT
#36
On February 07 2009 03:08 Kennelie wrote:
Well I am a bit confused then. Is there no gays in asia? Is that what your trying to state?


On February 07 2009 03:05 Elvin_vn wrote:
Odd means it's not well accepted from the point of view of the public.


OP is from Vietnam where as we know communism still rules the country. And communism doesn't like people who are different (GAYS).

edit: lol, I hope I don't sound as a homophobic now
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cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
February 06 2009 22:08 GMT
#37
Man its almost like one in ten people are homosexual or something, OMG!!!!

lol calm down
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 02:18:22
February 07 2009 02:18 GMT
#38
Show him this blog.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 02:30:33
February 07 2009 02:28 GMT
#39
maybe he just likes to beat off with the anal lube. My gf bought this semi anal lube for her rabbit and it's far superior than the lotion you pick up at any drugstore.

Don't tell them its pills, there might be laws against these concoctions. Just say that it's some toiletries left when roomie moved.
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