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We were postgrad students in the same course and we shared the same house for 1 year. In the end, he went back to his country while I stayed over trying to find a job in UK (fucks)
Anyways, before leaving, he told me that there will be a package arriving and he needs me to DHL it to him. Not so long after he left, the package arrived. It's a small box, fist-size, very light.
The next day I took it to DHL, the lady asked me to declare what's inside. I tried to call him but he can't be reached. Then I checked the package, tried to shake it a little bit and it sounded like there is liquid inside. So I thought "Omg, let's open to see wtf is inside, dispatch it and get over with this. It could be illegal drugs for god's sake".
So I opened the package. Inside the box, there are + Show Spoiler +two small bottles. One bottle is a lube used for anal sex, i.e a brand for male only. The other bottle is some kind of ecstasy spray for the penis
In the afternoon, I reached the housemate and told him that I need to declare the package. I haven't told him that I opened it because I think I don't need to. He said ok, just tell them it's just some clothes. WTF. I bet he has no ideas what the package looks like and how small it is. How the fuck anyone would believes me it is clothes inside.
Anyways, tomorrow I'm gonna buy some glue and fix it so that he doesn't know that I opened the box. Then I'm gonna tell the DHL guy that inside is some supplements for body buildings.
 
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haha wow, that would have been so awkward opening the package in front of the DHL people and trying to explain to them that this shit is for "your friend"
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United States24754 Posts
I wouldn't have opened the package. Strange story haha.
What you don't know won't hurt you in this sorta stuff I guess.
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Calgary25993 Posts
How do you know it's for male anal only? Also did you have any hints of this beforehand? 노 호모... just curious 
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No, I opened it at some place else where no one noticed me -_-v
And that's a brand for male. It says on the prescription at the side of the bottle.
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Calgary25993 Posts
Well, I'm just thinking that maybe it's the best brand... I don't know. I've read certain anal lubes are vastly superior to others...
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It could be.
Teach me!
Also did you have any hints of this beforehand?
Well, his actions look a bit feminine. Also he had tons of skincare! But he told me he has a gf in his country and I saw him sent gifts back to his country so I didn't expect any of this.
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A joke maybe? A bit overboard but yea  .
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He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends".
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On February 07 2009 02:09 Chill wrote:
Well, I'm just thinking that maybe it's the best brand... I don't know. I've read certain anal lubes are vastly superior to others...
노 호모.
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On February 07 2009 02:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends".
Why? Are you a homophobe? Who gives a flying fuck if he's gay.
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I dunno, I'd find it a little awkward if I asked my friend to pick up a bottle of lube for me.
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On February 07 2009 02:42 Frits wrote:Show nested quote +On February 07 2009 02:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends". Why? Are you a homophobe? Who gives a flying fuck if he's gay.
Well apparently the op does if he posting about him. I don't understand why some people are concerned about other people's sexuality but it doesn't bug me. If anything the friend said he had a g/f back home maybe because his friend is the more masculine male in the relationship. Tell him that you had to open it b/c DHL wouldn't ship it out unless you confirmed what the box contained. Then bring up the subject. What's he going to do? Not want you as a friend anymore? He can't stay in the closet forever especially if he's a good friend. If he was just a roommate then why even worry about his sexuality? It's not like he hit on you or anything. I've been hit on more then a dozen times till this date and I don't make a fuss about it, I just deny the gestures and continue on.
Edit: Don't beat around the bushes or try to dodge the fact that you opened the package. Then he will lose his trust in you and possibly a friendship.
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I posted because I wanna share this weird story. Read my first post again, I don't care about his sexuality.
What's awkward is not his sexuality but it's that I kinda broke into his privacy. Plus we're both from asia so the gay thing is kinda odd.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
On February 07 2009 03:00 Elvin_vn wrote:
I posted because I wanna share this weird story. Read my first post again, I don't care about his sexuality.
What's awkward is not his sexuality but it's that I kinda broke into his privacy. Plus we're both from asia so the gay thing is kinda odd.
lol there are no gays in asia? lool
anyawy funny story haha
must've been awkward as hell!
are you in vietnam now or still in the UK?
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Odd means it's not well accepted from the point of view of the public.
I'm still in UK.
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On February 07 2009 03:00 Elvin_vn wrote:
I posted because I wanna share this weird story. Read my first post again, I don't care about his sexuality.
What's awkward is not his sexuality but it's that I kinda broke into his privacy. Plus we're both from asia so the gay thing is kinda odd.
whats odd about being gay in asia...? you're in vietnam... 1 click away from thailand... 90% of the world's shemale population
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Well I am a bit confused then. Is there no gays in asia? Is that what your trying to state?
Well like I said before just don't beat around the bush trying to hide the fact that you opened the box. Tell him the truth. If anything there might be a bit of a silence but either way you can just brush it off your shoulders and just know he's gay. For what I am reading it seems as if this is the first time you ever came across any sexual lube. Maybe the lube is not to rub on the catcher but only on the pitcher.
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lollllll
maybe the lube is so you don't wake up when he pokes you in the butt at night!
just tell him you opened it for dhl and crack a joke on it. also, i don't think there's any male-only anal lube lol
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how do you truely know he plans on using the lube for himself? There honostly is no such thing as male only lube lol. An asshole is an asshole, and any lube will suffice. Maybe his girlfriend naturally likes something about the lube, and because of that, they special ordered it rather than walk into an adult shop and buy a generic one. Also, perhaps he plans on using the dick spray on his dick, and she plans on using the lube.
How can you deduct it is for him just by reading that it works on males too. Why not be a friend, and make a better assumption, like him using it all over his naked gf.
Then again : I heard Strap-on's are the latest rage!
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Lmfao, it's for you 
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On February 07 2009 03:29 eXigent. wrote:
Then again : I heard Strap-on's are the latest rage!
I pack one of these in my manpurse just in case the night leads to an exotic fantasy. :X 
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ive ordered plenty of things from other countries and customs often open packages and seal them up again
just play stupid like nothing happend
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is awesome32277 Posts
I knew a guy who did the same thing. He got shipped lubes to his house. Then his roomate found out by opening the package and didn't tell him.
The other guy noticed the other guy knew because of the package marks and a strange conversation over tha package started. The first guy told him it was just some facial cream and the other guy said "ok".
So while his roommate slept he ejaculated over him and let him a note that said: "Im leaving to another room, but I left you some of that facial cream as a present".
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roflroflroflrofl
;D
watch out for the date rape pills
hmmmm
pills + lube = buttsecks..
watch out brah
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On February 07 2009 04:26 IntoTheWow wrote:
I knew a guy who did the same thing. He got shipped lubes to his house. Then his roomate found out by opening the package and didn't tell him.
The other guy noticed the other guy knew because of the package marks and a strange conversation over tha package started. The first guy told him it was just some facial cream and the other guy said "ok".
So while his roommate slept he ejaculated over him and let him a note that said: "Im leaving to another room, but I left you some of that facial cream as a present".
i really hope you just made this up
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can't get any lube in vietnam?? lol
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On February 07 2009 02:42 Frits wrote:Show nested quote +On February 07 2009 02:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends". Why? Are you a homophobe? Who gives a flying fuck if he's gay.
No, it would be awkward because his friend clearly didn't want him to know what was inside...all these people overreacting about homophobic this and that bullshit...
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On February 07 2009 06:09 NoobsOfWrath wrote:Show nested quote +On February 07 2009 02:42 Frits wrote:On February 07 2009 02:33 Elvin_vn wrote:
He's gonna know that I opened the box. It's gonna be pretty awkward. At best, we're gonna be "silent friends". Why? Are you a homophobe? Who gives a flying fuck if he's gay. No, it would be awkward because his friend clearly didn't want him to know what was inside...all these people overreacting about homophobic this and that bullshit...
You're racist.
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On February 07 2009 02:40 koreasilver wrote:Show nested quote +On February 07 2009 02:09 Chill wrote:
Well, I'm just thinking that maybe it's the best brand... I don't know. I've read certain anal lubes are vastly superior to others... 노 호모.
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Why would the lube be for only males? I guess its just an advertising thing, the company decided to focus on one demographic- because uh...yeah, I don't really understand that otherwise lol. Anyways, thats a bit of an awkward situation you got yourself there, I would NOT bring up you know, ever. If you are still in contact with him, as a friend, I mean.
Edit: Why is everyone jumping on the op for caring that hes gay? It's not a matter of "omg hes gay how evil", its just "oh wow, a guy ive known for a year was secretly gay". I was saying "omg my friend is gay" and I'd only known him for 4-5 months when he told me. When people are in/come out of the closet, everyone DOES care. Care does not have negative connotations, at least not necessarily.
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Hong Kong20321 Posts
lol cool u stilli n uk? whjere are u at o _O
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On February 07 2009 03:08 Kennelie wrote:
Well I am a bit confused then. Is there no gays in asia? Is that what your trying to state?
On February 07 2009 03:05 Elvin_vn wrote:
Odd means it's not well accepted from the point of view of the public.
OP is from Vietnam where as we know communism still rules the country. And communism doesn't like people who are different (GAYS).
edit: lol, I hope I don't sound as a homophobic now
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United States3824 Posts
Man its almost like one in ten people are homosexual or something, OMG!!!!
lol calm down
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
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maybe he just likes to beat off with the anal lube. My gf bought this semi anal lube for her rabbit and it's far superior than the lotion you pick up at any drugstore.
Don't tell them its pills, there might be laws against these concoctions. Just say that it's some toiletries left when roomie moved.
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