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Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-30 15:40:03
December 30 2008 15:36 GMT
#1
Fuck the most fucking embarrassing thing just happened to me like 10 seconds ago. I'm in my parents' house on break and I'm in my room, and something about my folks is that they like to clean my room when I'm gone. I typically think it's pretty weird but I don't give it a second though too often cause I don't have anything to hide really.

I notice a bag in the corner that's all nice and shit with my stuff in it that they cleaned. I'm going through it looking for stuff when I see some toys that ahem, me and my ex used to have. except they were ahem, mostly for her.

I haven't seen them in a while and kind of forgot about them. I must have left them in the room and forgot, and they were cleaning my shit and found it. HOLY FUCK, that is so embarrassing. Do I need to lock my door while I'm gone?I hope they know it's for a girl, not for me, but still having my parents go through my stuff and see that stuff makes me feel so weird.

not only that, but they were like, all arranged nice and stuff, and cleaned and put nicely into the bag. I don't even want to imagine

so i just took it and stuffed it into my backpack and i'm gonna take it with me to where i live in college instead of leaving it down here for my folks to run upon again. i just hope i don't forget about it again. maybe i should just throw this shit away cause it's not really reusable. but even if i do throw it away, it's gonna be at a gas station somewhere, not in the house bin.

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can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
d(O.o)a
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada5066 Posts
December 30 2008 15:39 GMT
#2

Hahahahhahaaha rough man
Hi.
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1806 Posts
December 30 2008 15:42 GMT
#3
Just throw it away. But I bet your parents must have been like O.O WTF?
火心 Jealous. I always loved that feeling when I was young. Embrace it.
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
December 30 2008 15:45 GMT
#4
On December 31 2008 00:42 JMave wrote:
Just throw it away. But I bet your parents must have been like O.O WTF?


dude i'm like O.O, WTF?!
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9592 Posts
December 30 2008 15:47 GMT
#5
mwhahahaha ;D
I think from now on, you should clean your room ;D
If I'd have been the father I'd seriously question my son's sexual preferences xD
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KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
December 30 2008 15:49 GMT
#6
Hahaha oh man :p
Nothing to do except laughing at it ~~.
I went through the exact same thing actually, execpt it was not so much toys as "ahem" whips lol.
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
December 30 2008 15:50 GMT
#7
On December 31 2008 00:36 Polyphasic wrote:
I notice a bag in the corner that's all nice and shit with my stuff in it that they cleaned. I'm going through it looking for stuff when I see some toys that ahem, me and my ex used to have. except they were ahem, mostly for her.

Dont be shy
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
December 30 2008 15:51 GMT
#8
Wahahaha. I bet your mom and dad are talking about your sexual preference right now.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
ZpuX
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Sweden1230 Posts
December 30 2008 16:16 GMT
#9
and they cleaned them for you and arranged them nicely? really your parents seems really cool, nothing to worry about!
Really, play for fun!
Azrael1111
Profile Joined July 2008
United States550 Posts
December 30 2008 16:19 GMT
#10
haha, thats funny as hell actually. Probably best if you realize how funny it is too.
village_idiot
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
2436 Posts
December 30 2008 16:24 GMT
#11
I think your parents just borrowed your toys for a bit.

And after a lustful session they clensed and arranged them.
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
December 30 2008 16:28 GMT
#12
Mostly for her? Does that mean you use them too occasionally?
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
December 30 2008 16:47 GMT
#13
Lol, pics of toys?
ish0wstopper
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Korea (South)342 Posts
December 30 2008 17:00 GMT
#14
On December 31 2008 01:28 naonao wrote:
Mostly for her? Does that mean you use them too occasionally?


lmao thinking the same thing
ish0wstopper effect
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
December 30 2008 17:01 GMT
#15
Pics or it didn't happen.
RIP Aaliyah
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
December 30 2008 17:51 GMT
#16
dildos and stuff?
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
December 30 2008 17:54 GMT
#17
it's okay, they probably watch sex and the city...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
December 30 2008 18:03 GMT
#18
gahahahahah
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poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
December 30 2008 18:36 GMT
#19
"honey, I think our son likes to take it up the butt"
Ethelis
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2400 Posts
December 30 2008 19:03 GMT
#20
On December 31 2008 02:00 ish0wstopper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 31 2008 01:28 naonao wrote:
Mostly for her? Does that mean you use them too occasionally?


lmao thinking the same thing

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