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Fzero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1503 Posts
December 30 2008 19:18 GMT
#21
You could be an adult and just say "I'm sorry I left my GF's toys in my closet." You know your parents spent their whole life trying to embarrass you for fun. You could return the "favor".
Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
December 30 2008 19:19 GMT
#22
On December 31 2008 03:36 poilord wrote:
"honey, I think our son likes to take it up the butt"

lol hahaha. oh well, if they haven't said anything then hopefully then wont in the future.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1842 Posts
December 30 2008 19:23 GMT
#23
You've been traumatized... While being hilarious at the same time.

I think that deserves a 5/5.
CJ Entusman #14 • http://soundcloud.com/discodinosaur • https://discosaur.bandcamp.com/
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
December 30 2008 19:29 GMT
#24
Man, seeing as they were all cleaned and arranged nicely, I wouldn't be embarrassed at all.

It's like they saw it and went "hah, okay" and went about business as usual. :p
Think. :)
Elvin_vn
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Vietnam2038 Posts
December 30 2008 22:07 GMT
#25
hm... all cleaned... and arranged nicely

your parents are awesome !!!

you should be proud!

seriously, no sarcasm!
do not agrue with idiots, they will pull you down to their level and beat you with their experiences
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
December 30 2008 22:21 GMT
#26
^ yeah my rents woulda flipped the fuck out

you should probably tell your parents that shit aint for you and promptly throw it away
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 30 2008 22:22 GMT
#27
You have cool parents.
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
December 30 2008 22:28 GMT
#28
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Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
December 30 2008 22:29 GMT
#29
On December 31 2008 01:24 village_idiot wrote:
I think your parents just borrowed your toys for a bit.

And after a lustful session they clensed and arranged them.


ahahahah
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
December 30 2008 23:24 GMT
#30
[B]

so i just took it and stuffed it into my backpack and i'm gonna take it with me to where i live in college instead of leaving it down here for my folks to run upon again. i just hope i don't forget about it again. maybe i should just throw this shit away cause it's not really reusable. but even if i do throw it away, it's gonna be at a gas station somewhere, not in the house bin.

man tahts such a fucking stupid move. Your omom isint likely to forget you had these 'toys'. The fact that they are no longer their when your moveing out would be like saying I USE THEM AND I CANT BARE BEING SEPARATED
pew pew
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
December 30 2008 23:57 GMT
#31
well if they were clean opposed to before, what did u have on them that needed cleaning
imo part about your parents banging each other with toys is true, why else would they clean them
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
December 30 2008 23:59 GMT
#32
OP hasn't posted in a while
Tear stained american saints and dirty guitar dreams across a universe of desert and blue sky , gas station coffee love letters and two dollar pistol kisses from thirty five dollar hotel room stationary .
gEzUS
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada371 Posts
December 31 2008 00:56 GMT
#33
ROFL Best BLOG OF THE WEEK!
Pyrrhuloxia
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States6700 Posts
December 31 2008 02:52 GMT
#34
So why can't your GF take care of her own toys if they are, as you imply, hers?
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