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Fuck the most fucking embarrassing thing just happened to me like 10 seconds ago. I'm in my parents' house on break and I'm in my room, and something about my folks is that they like to clean my room when I'm gone. I typically think it's pretty weird but I don't give it a second though too often cause I don't have anything to hide really.
I notice a bag in the corner that's all nice and shit with my stuff in it that they cleaned. I'm going through it looking for stuff when I see some toys that ahem, me and my ex used to have. except they were ahem, mostly for her.
I haven't seen them in a while and kind of forgot about them. I must have left them in the room and forgot, and they were cleaning my shit and found it. HOLY FUCK, that is so embarrassing. Do I need to lock my door while I'm gone?I hope they know it's for a girl, not for me, but still having my parents go through my stuff and see that stuff makes me feel so weird.
not only that, but they were like, all arranged nice and stuff, and cleaned and put nicely into the bag. I don't even want to imagine
so i just took it and stuffed it into my backpack and i'm gonna take it with me to where i live in college instead of leaving it down here for my folks to run upon again. i just hope i don't forget about it again. maybe i should just throw this shit away cause it's not really reusable. but even if i do throw it away, it's gonna be at a gas station somewhere, not in the house bin.
  
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Just throw it away. But I bet your parents must have been like O.O WTF?
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On December 31 2008 00:42 JMave wrote:
Just throw it away. But I bet your parents must have been like O.O WTF?
dude i'm like O.O, WTF?!
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mwhahahaha ;D
I think from now on, you should clean your room ;D
If I'd have been the father I'd seriously question my son's sexual preferences xD
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Hahaha oh man :p
Nothing to do except laughing at it ~~.
I went through the exact same thing actually, execpt it was not so much toys as "ahem" whips lol.
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On December 31 2008 00:36 Polyphasic wrote:
I notice a bag in the corner that's all nice and shit with my stuff in it that they cleaned. I'm going through it looking for stuff when I see some toys that ahem, me and my ex used to have. except they were ahem, mostly for her.
Dont be shy
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Wahahaha. I bet your mom and dad are talking about your sexual preference right now.
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and they cleaned them for you and arranged them nicely? really your parents seems really cool, nothing to worry about!
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haha, thats funny as hell actually. Probably best if you realize how funny it is too.
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I think your parents just borrowed your toys for a bit.
And after a lustful session they clensed and arranged them.
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Mostly for her? Does that mean you use them too occasionally?
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On December 31 2008 01:28 naonao wrote:
Mostly for her? Does that mean you use them too occasionally?
lmao thinking the same thing
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Pics or it didn't happen.
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it's okay, they probably watch sex and the city...
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u gotta skate8152 Posts
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"honey, I think our son likes to take it up the butt"
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On December 31 2008 02:00 ish0wstopper wrote:Show nested quote +On December 31 2008 01:28 naonao wrote:
Mostly for her? Does that mean you use them too occasionally? lmao thinking the same thing
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You could be an adult and just say "I'm sorry I left my GF's toys in my closet." You know your parents spent their whole life trying to embarrass you for fun. You could return the "favor".
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On December 31 2008 03:36 poilord wrote:
"honey, I think our son likes to take it up the butt"
lol hahaha. oh well, if they haven't said anything then hopefully then wont in the future.
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You've been traumatized... While being hilarious at the same time.
I think that deserves a 5/5.
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Man, seeing as they were all cleaned and arranged nicely, I wouldn't be embarrassed at all.
It's like they saw it and went "hah, okay" and went about business as usual. :p
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hm... all cleaned... and arranged nicely
your parents are awesome !!!
you should be proud!
seriously, no sarcasm!
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^ yeah my rents woulda flipped the fuck out
you should probably tell your parents that shit aint for you and promptly throw it away
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On December 31 2008 01:24 village_idiot wrote:
I think your parents just borrowed your toys for a bit.
And after a lustful session they clensed and arranged them.
ahahahah
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so i just took it and stuffed it into my backpack and i'm gonna take it with me to where i live in college instead of leaving it down here for my folks to run upon again. i just hope i don't forget about it again. maybe i should just throw this shit away cause it's not really reusable. but even if i do throw it away, it's gonna be at a gas station somewhere, not in the house bin.
man tahts such a fucking stupid move. Your omom isint likely to forget you had these 'toys'. The fact that they are no longer their when your moveing out would be like saying I USE THEM AND I CANT BARE BEING SEPARATED
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well if they were clean opposed to before, what did u have on them that needed cleaning
imo part about your parents banging each other with toys is true, why else would they clean them
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OP hasn't posted in a while 
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ROFL Best BLOG OF THE WEEK!
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So why can't your GF take care of her own toys if they are, as you imply, hers?
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EPT
