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rofl... calc class grade 12..
teacher was teaching calc to the class, and taught the wrong things, so a student was like... "yo miss.. thats not the right way of doing it"
she stared at him, got pissed off and yelled "if you think you can do better, come up here and teach instead." fully expecting him to shut up and let her continue to teach.
to her surprise, he stood up, and proceeded to walk to the front of the class, and taught what had to be taught.
i could have sworn the teacher shat the biggest shit bricks of her life.
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I'll stick mine in here ... pretty embarrassing but not Rekrul-status.
I was sick from stomach virus or something freshman year and shit was literally coming out both ways. My mom decides that I'm fine (ten minutes before the bus was supposed to come I threw up again) and she sends me off to school. I manage to hold my shit in until I get off the bus and then I threw up in front of mad people getting off their buses. I try to ignore it and I call my mom and tell her I threw up again. She says, "School is too far away to pick you up, just try to suck it up" and I go to first period Spanish. The girl I had a crush on then was in that class and I threw up in that class -__-
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On April 28 2008 00:08 karbon wrote:
rofl... calc class grade 12..
teacher was teaching calc to the class, and taught the wrong things, so a student was like... "yo miss.. thats not the right way of doing it"
she stared at him, got pissed off and yelled "if you think you can do better, come up here and teach instead." fully expecting him to shut up and let her continue to teach.
to her surprise, he stood up, and proceeded to walk to the front of the class, and taught what had to be taught.
i could have sworn the teacher shat the biggest shit bricks of her life.
ROFL NICE
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On April 28 2008 00:48 Equinox_kr wrote:
I'll stick mine in here ... pretty embarrassing but not Rekrul-status.
I was sick from stomach virus or something freshman year and shit was literally coming out both ways. My mom decides that I'm fine (ten minutes before the bus was supposed to come I threw up again) and she sends me off to school. I manage to hold my shit in until I get off the bus and then I threw up in front of mad people getting off their buses. I try to ignore it and I call my mom and tell her I threw up again. She says, "School is too far away to pick you up, just try to suck it up" and I go to first period Spanish. The girl I had a crush on then was in that class and I threw up in that class -__-
LOL, thats awesome. I shit myself once in class  . Had the worst breakfast ever and ran out the class as fast as I could. When I came back to class eerybody in the rooim laughed, I assumed they knew what was going on...
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This blog makes me feel depressed and old as I cannot remember the vast majority of my high school happenings anymore.
Wtf!
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LOL @ Rekrul's story. It's so funny because I can almost visualize everything in perfect detail, including the big fat black girl and her voice.
Fakesteve's one was hilarious as well. They all were actually good, we need moar!
I don't really have an embarassing highschool stories myself, I do have a lot of embarassing University ones which is kinda odd, but then again, I guess that's because of the massive influx of alcohol at that point of my life.
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Ok, this isn't high school (it was last year in college), but it's still embarassing as hell, and a testament to how retarded I can get when I am around absolutely gorgeous women.
At a forensics competition in the middle of my final impromptu speech, the one that determines how big a trophy I get (if I get one), I notice this girl sitting in the back who is very good looking. Ok, let me rephrase that. This girl is FINE. Like she could be a model FINE. Not only that, she had a terrific speaking voice, the most beautiful smile, and was dressed like she was going to someone's wedding. I mean if I was still as susceptible to puppy love as I'd been in high school, I'd have tripped over myself for her that instant. But with new found college level maturity, I manage to keep myself together and put on a pretty good speech (judges didn't agree, fuck them). I still couldn't stop thinking about her for the rest of the round, and managed to make it quite obvious that I was head over heels attracted to her.
Anyway, the first embarrassing moment came when we were all leaving the competition room. Being the nice guy that I am, I decide to hold the door open for the person behind me. Thing is, everybody was leaving at the same time, and Miss America was the last person out. All I meant to do was be polite and show some sportsmanship. What it ended up looking like was that I was holding the door open for just her. It didn't help that we were walking back to the same room, at the same pace, along with a pretty thick crowd. But that's not even the worst part.
See, it turns out Gorgeous is friends with a really good friend of mine on my team. A few rounds later, I am walking back to where this friend was hanging out. She was sitting with her back to me, along with some other people. I go up to her and say something along the lines of "Man, nats, I just met the most gorgeous piece of ass I have ever seen at a forensics tournament. I would have hit it all night long, and then some." AT WHICH POINT THE GIRL SITTING NEXT TO HER TURNS AROUND AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW IT IS THE SAME GORGEOUS PIECE OF ASS I WAS JUST REFERRING TO AND AS SHE NOTICES ME I HAVE THIS MOMENT OF PAINFUL RECOGNITION FROM WHICH I HAVE NEVER EMOTIONALLY RECOVERED FROM AND STILL TAKE MEDICATION REGARDING.
p.s. If that is intrigue, she is very cute. Unless the person I'm talking about is actually yubee, in which case I'll proceed to stab my eyes out.
p.s.s. I do not normally talk about women like that, it was more of a joke.
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On April 29 2008 14:38 ahrara_ wrote:
p.s. If that is intrigue, she is very cute. Unless the person I'm talking about is actually yubee, in which case I'll proceed to stab my eyes out. lol yeah the asian one is intrigue from when she came to chicago a few years ago
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
Good thing you posted that picture because i was getting ready to put it on front page.
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This is similar to Rekrul's story, but, more embarrassing. It was in 9th grade, this really cute chick would sit in front of me in art class and we would talk a lot. Well, one time, I was asleep on the table, done with my project, and the cute art chick called my name out really loud. It startled me and I just let out this huge fart.
My gawd, everyday after that was just a nightmare.
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First off I don't care what year or the size of someone or if they are on crutches or not FIGHT.
Anyways I can only come up with one though I'm sure there is more when I think about it:
Was in my Freshman year in Geography class; normally when the class arrived the other teacher was usually packing up and leaving for another room or break or w/e. On that day she was still sitting at the desk and this woman was very religious with a cross necklace and even a statue in her homeroom, well I took a seat but my pencil fell off the desk and when I tried to reach down the desk came with me I yelled without thinking "God damnit!" the whole class went silent and the teacher made me stand the entire class and I ended up getting ISS for the week.
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What the f?
Was this a religious school? I'd never let any teacher do that shit to me. Most people I know don't even consider GD a cuss phrase.
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During lunch break in grade 10, I had just lost a card game known as pig. The loser must perform a dare. Well, my associates during that game thought it would be funny, that, while the halls were full after school ends, I have to lift up my shirt, run down the hall, rub my nipples and yell "I'm a queer" as loud as I could.
I complied, and just so happened to almost ram right into my civics teacher.
Did I mention I was fat?
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Korea (South)11603 Posts
rofl
i used to have REALLY bushy afro-like hair in 9th grade, to the point it was like the dude in this cartoon
anyway, i was the type of person who would avoid almost everyone because of feelings of being a self-failure etc... i was a depressed little kid. Anyway, in a computer information class, which is just learning how to type on a keyboard type of class, a friend of mine were talking to eachother and just joking around. It was apparently black history month (february) and I was asking my black teacher, if an asian american was living in America during the segegration years, would the asians be with the blacks or the whites.
When she said she didn't know, I was retarded and stupid as shit to continue and say, "like, I mean... Asians are really smart and all, so they must be smarter" jokingly, because of the stereo-type of asians being really smart and shit.
My teacher took it the wrong way and went on a 20 minute lecture about smart black people and the whole class was silent making me look like a racist.
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Rekrul:
One time in study hall I was half-sleeping with my arms crossed and head on my desk and legs spread open and a huge fart randomly ripped out of my ass. To add to the embarassment in my general vicinity this big fat black girl started shouting "OH MY GOD HE FARTED OH MY GOD HE FARTED DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT?"
black ppl can be so so obnoxious and tactless... but i guess it comes together with the boldness and outgoing-ness
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Valhalla18444 Posts
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oh yeah so i was talking to two of my friends, and i dont remember what, but we have an indoor hallway right next to the main office. right when an administrator walks by, i say pretty loudly "no, it means eating someone out" and get a really fucking awkward glance. i dont remember the context.
oh penis game too. ohh the penis game. the walls are fucking thin =(
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Oh, I remember sophomore year in World History our teacher asks us what our choice of job would be when we grew up. She was pointing out different people and asking them and she then came to me. I was talking to my friend and I was like "the job I want is a blow job!" Thing is, I said that really loud and the class got quiet because she called on someone, so, when I said that, it was REALLY loud.
Once I realized what the fuck was going on, it hit me. This carried along till the end of the year XD
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