most embarrassing high school memories!!

Rekrul:
One time in study hall I was half-sleeping with my arms crossed and head on my desk and legs spread open and a huge fart randomly ripped out of my ass. To add to the embarassment in my general vicinity this big fat black girl started shouting "OH MY GOD HE FARTED OH MY GOD HE FARTED DID EVERYONE HEAR THAT?"

Skew:
I was a freshman. Some girl was talking shit to a distant friend, so I figured I'd have a little fun and cuss her out for it. Turns out she was the head cheerleader and her boyfriend was the biggest guy in the highschool (fucking illegally huge for age 18 -- I had never even see him before since it was my first year). Later that day I got bitch slapped in front of my entire grade by him, but most importantly my massive crush saw me take it and do nothing back. That was the worst, lmao.

Tasteless:
in high school i went to an all boy catholic school that overall i wasn't pleased with. there weren't any particularly embarrassing moments because there aren't any girls around so no one cares.

I once had some giant ape like kid who was a complete sociopath pick on me when i was a sophomore in our French class. he knew i played SC competitively and would say stupid shit like like 'Hey Nick! I heard you got to a new level in Starcraft last night!' and then he would laugh like that joke meant any sense at all. one day he kept punching me in the back of my head as hard as he could (i sat in the front of the class and he sat behind me) while the teacher wasn't looking. Every time i would turn around to push him off of me the teacher would snap at me and tell me to turn around. the whole class was laughing. this happened for probably 20 minutes and off the top of my head it is probably the most frustrating moment of my high school experience. after getting this job offer in korea i saw him a few weeks before leaving, he was bagging my groceries. i told him i wanted double paper in plastic and he'd need to carry it out to my car. when we got out there i said i'd give him a tip but i needed all the money i could get because i was moving to korea to have my own tv show. then i shut the door and slowly drove off as i watched him push carts into the building. revenge tasted good.

iNcontroL:
Hmm...probably the time I mouthed off to my football coach. Nobody I respect more and he was trying to get me mad so I would practice harder.. I ended up doing a "mouth" motion with my hands and saying "shut up" to which he clearly heard. I was tossed from practice and yelled at about as good as is humanly possible. I ended up crying and asking for forgiveness. Not such a mocho moment for mr.football hehe

decafchicken:
probably this one time when a kid at my table threw an orange juice at this psycho football player and he thought it was me and the football player hit me in the hall with his krutches later but there's nothing i could do about it because this kid could tear apart half the school even while on krutches, let alone a puny freshman.

geometryb:

hmmmmmmmmmmm. for english class, we had to write a poem and then have a poetry battle between the two sides of the class. i wrote my poem in chemistry class the period before and it was complete crap i remember rhyming "gatorade" with "aid." but i thought i would never have to go because it's a big class. but this girl in my chem class that saw me working on it volunteered me to battle for our team.

everyone laughed at me . but i won my battle. it was so bad that it was good.

clazziquai:
Probably when I fell asleep in class, my teacher sprayed me with water. During the time I had a nightmare and I literally jumped up screaming like a psycho. LOL

SpiritoftheTuna:
im still in high school, im a junior.

hm two things. in freshman year, i ran for class treasurer and gave a speech about making rainbows coming out of people's pants. it was a massive failure and i got facestomped.

this homecoming dance, my friend and i both wore guy fawkes masks (the v for vendetta ones) and slow danced together (he's a guy). the activities director of our school accused us of making out, and word somehow spread. big wtf moment.

oh wait shit here's another

so i like this girl and assume she likes me back. she doesnt, i pretty much ask for my own rejection when i start to have doubts about the relationship i'm not in, and she ends up with another guy the day after. super pain.

Kennigit:
I used to do the morning announcements in my highschool and when i was on the way to school one morning (my mom drove me every morning) i heard them talking about some people who had been arrested for killing cats....in an announcement i got carried away and said that if students didn't attend a pep rally i would kill their cat (freudian slip i guess)....that was embarassing and distastefull.

Fakesteve:
i tripped on some stairs once and split the crotch of my pants open

nothing especially crazy ever happened in my highschool

edit: oh actually there was this one fat ugly girl who got pregnant in 11th grade and after she gave birth she would always bring her baby to school because she loved the attention (she started bringing her kid to school like halfway through 12th grade, kid was 6 or 7 months old who the fuck does that)

she asked me out during math class and then started crying, that was really fucking awkward. i'd only talked to her like once beforehand