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by a wombat..
New Zealand court sentences man after wombat rape claim
WELLINGTON (AFP) — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".
Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported.
He rang back soon afterwards to say he was withdrawing his complaint against the wombat, a court was told Wednesday.
"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call.
Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work.
Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls.
Fucking Kiwis
 
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community service is a hell of alot better than being raped by wombats in the prison showers.
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Hahahaha what a legend xD
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LOL
had caused him to start speaking "Australian".
just out of curiosity, so kiwis speak different to their mainland neighbours?
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Pff they're not the mainland, they can be New Zealand's west island if they want ^_^ (seeing as australia's offer for new zealand to become a state of australia still stands).
Yeah we have very different accents. Australian accent is very distinct and we mock it, while our accent is more of a mix of different accents and has less distinct features.
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On March 29 2008 16:41 skyglow1 wrote:
Yeah we have very different accents. Australian accent is very distinct and we mock it, while our accent is more of a mix of different accents and has less distinct features.
Until you walk into a room and people start asking you to pronounce the word six. 
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man.... new zealand accent sounds completely retarted compared to aussie one  .
six is the bane of kiwis. also fish and chips.
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how do australians say six oO
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All I need to ever know about New Zealand accents I learned from Bret McKenzie and Jermaine Clement:
"He probably did what!?"
"Dead, you know..."
"Yeah, but what did he probably do?!"
Classic stuff.
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On March 29 2008 16:27 haduken wrote:
LOL
had caused him to start speaking "Australian".
just out of curiosity, so kiwis speak different to their mainland neighbours?
New Zealanders have the inability to properly pronounce the letter i
for example, the classic mockery of the way New Zealanders say fish and chips as 'fush and chups.'
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
WOMBATS ARE A SERIOUS THREAT TO MANKIND!
Did you know there have been more deaths caused by wombats then dihidrogen monoxide.
(Sources:http://www.dhmo.org/)
http://www.youtube.com/v/piLTpv1eKdU
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On March 29 2008 19:17 Spenguin wrote:WOMBATS ARE A SERIOUS THREAT TO MANKIND! Did you know there have been more deaths caused by wombats then dihidrogen monoxide. (Sources:http://www.dhmo.org/) http://www.youtube.com/v/piLTpv1eKdU
would u consider drowning a cause of death by dihydrogen monoxide?
Edit: i love dihydrogen monoxide 
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Spenguin
Australia3316 Posts
^^
Did, you look at the youtube link?
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On March 29 2008 21:45 Spenguin wrote:
^^
Did, you look at the youtube link?
no
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haha, i read this on soemthing awful, its hilarious
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amazing, raped by a wombat ahaahhaha
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Dihydrogen monoxide: i cant live without that stuff... no matter how deadly it is
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United States10774 Posts
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I thought I was clever back in the day when I figured this out.
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On March 29 2008 16:47 Fen wrote:Show nested quote +On March 29 2008 16:41 skyglow1 wrote:
Yeah we have very different accents. Australian accent is very distinct and we mock it, while our accent is more of a mix of different accents and has less distinct features. Until you walk into a room and people start asking you to pronounce the word six.
Wtf you guys are the ones that pronounce six like sex ><
On March 29 2008 16:50 kefkalives wrote:man.... new zealand accent sounds completely retarted compared to aussie one . six is the bane of kiwis. also fish and chips.
Unless you're a maori or something you pronounce fish and chips as...fish and chips.
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EPT![[image loading]](http://www.photoseek.com/04AUS-30201-Wombat.jpg)
