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New Zealand Man Raped.

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Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
March 29 2008 06:41 GMT
#1
by a wombat..
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New Zealand court sentences man after wombat rape claim

WELLINGTON (AFP) — A New Zealand man has been sentenced to community service after telling police he had been raped by a wombat and the experience had caused him to start speaking "Australian".

Arthur Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker from Motueka on South Island, rang police on February 11 to say he was being raped by the slow moving Australian marsupial at his home, The Nelson Mail reported.

He rang back soon afterwards to say he was withdrawing his complaint against the wombat, a court was told Wednesday.

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know," he told police in the second call.

Cradock pleaded guilty to using a phone for a fictitious purpose and was sentenced to 75 hours community work.

Prosecutors said alcohol played a large part in Cradock's life, although his defence lawyer said he was not drunk on the afternoon of the phone calls.


Fucking Kiwis

****
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
parkin
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
1091 Posts
March 29 2008 07:05 GMT
#2
community service is a hell of alot better than being raped by wombats in the prison showers.
mostly harmless
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
March 29 2008 07:10 GMT
#3
Hahahaha what a legend xD
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
March 29 2008 07:27 GMT
#4
LOL

had caused him to start speaking "Australian".

just out of curiosity, so kiwis speak different to their mainland neighbours?
Rillanon.au
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
March 29 2008 07:41 GMT
#5
Pff they're not the mainland, they can be New Zealand's west island if they want ^_^ (seeing as australia's offer for new zealand to become a state of australia still stands).

Yeah we have very different accents. Australian accent is very distinct and we mock it, while our accent is more of a mix of different accents and has less distinct features.
Fen
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Australia1848 Posts
March 29 2008 07:47 GMT
#6
On March 29 2008 16:41 skyglow1 wrote:
Yeah we have very different accents. Australian accent is very distinct and we mock it, while our accent is more of a mix of different accents and has less distinct features.


Until you walk into a room and people start asking you to pronounce the word six.
kefkalives
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Australia1272 Posts
March 29 2008 07:50 GMT
#7
man.... new zealand accent sounds completely retarted compared to aussie one .

six is the bane of kiwis. also fish and chips.
prOxi.bOn ; \\ What makes most people feel happy/Leads us headlong into harm.
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13197 Posts
March 29 2008 07:52 GMT
#8
how do australians say six oO
Hates Fun🤔
Enrique
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States377 Posts
March 29 2008 08:28 GMT
#9
All I need to ever know about New Zealand accents I learned from Bret McKenzie and Jermaine Clement:
"He probably did what!?"
"Dead, you know..."
"Yeah, but what did he probably do?!"

Classic stuff.
~Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges~
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
March 29 2008 08:41 GMT
#10
On March 29 2008 16:27 haduken wrote:
LOL

had caused him to start speaking "Australian".

just out of curiosity, so kiwis speak different to their mainland neighbours?

New Zealanders have the inability to properly pronounce the letter i
for example, the classic mockery of the way New Zealanders say fish and chips as 'fush and chups.'
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-29 10:20:21
March 29 2008 10:17 GMT
#11
WOMBATS ARE A SERIOUS THREAT TO MANKIND!

Did you know there have been more deaths caused by wombats then dihidrogen monoxide.

(Sources:http://www.dhmo.org/)


http://www.youtube.com/v/piLTpv1eKdU
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-03-29 12:26:41
March 29 2008 12:23 GMT
#12
On March 29 2008 19:17 Spenguin wrote:
WOMBATS ARE A SERIOUS THREAT TO MANKIND!

Did you know there have been more deaths caused by wombats then dihidrogen monoxide.

(Sources:http://www.dhmo.org/)


http://www.youtube.com/v/piLTpv1eKdU

would u consider drowning a cause of death by dihydrogen monoxide?

Edit: i love dihydrogen monoxide
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
March 29 2008 12:45 GMT
#13
^^

Did, you look at the youtube link?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
March 29 2008 14:27 GMT
#14
On March 29 2008 21:45 Spenguin wrote:
^^

Did, you look at the youtube link?

no
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32159 Posts
March 29 2008 15:00 GMT
#15
haha, i read this on soemthing awful, its hilarious
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MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
March 29 2008 16:09 GMT
#16
amazing, raped by a wombat ahaahhaha
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
March 29 2008 18:14 GMT
#17
more info on dihydrogen monoxide:
http://www.dhmo.org/
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
March 29 2008 18:41 GMT
#18
On March 30 2008 03:14 decafchicken wrote:
more info on dihydrogen monoxide:
http://www.dhmo.org/

Dihydrogen monoxide: i cant live without that stuff... no matter how deadly it is
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
March 29 2008 22:34 GMT
#19
WTF LOL
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
March 29 2008 22:57 GMT
#20
On March 30 2008 03:14 decafchicken wrote:
more info on dihydrogen monoxide:
http://www.dhmo.org/

I thought I was clever back in the day when I figured this out.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
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