EPTDo you know 'tricks' to cheat my body? I do not really know...maybe drinking super fast? I need help because I am going out in 3 hours for my birthday party (actually, I will also go out on Saturday)
NO rum and whisky, please. I hate them.
Help me get drunk!
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SoSexy
Italy3725 Posts
Do you know 'tricks' to cheat my body? I do not really know...maybe drinking super fast? I need help because I am going out in 3 hours for my birthday party (actually, I will also go out on Saturday) NO rum and whisky, please. I hate them. | ||
Chill
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Zealously
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I take no responsibility for the effects of this method | ||
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TheFish7
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+ Show Spoiler + Note: Do not do this | ||
Olli
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followZeRoX
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urboss
Austria1223 Posts
- Drink everything with a straw - Anything you touch should be an automatic "bottoms up". - Draw cards: The one who doesn't draw a heart has to drink - For canned beer: Always shotgun! | ||
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SoSexy
Italy3725 Posts
On June 07 2014 02:58 urboss wrote: - Wine after beer and you'll feel queer. - Drink everything with a straw - Anything you touch should be an automatic "bottoms up". - Draw cards: The one who doesn't draw a heart has to drink - For canned beer: Always shotgun! Good tips! But...why the straw o.o ? | ||
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States44440 Posts
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urboss
Austria1223 Posts
drinking with a straw will get you drunk faster that is how the saying goes, can't confirm if it's true but the only important thing is that you think it will get you drunk faster | ||
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Boonbag
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IAmWithStupid
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Sigh
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dravernor
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Also, if you take a break from drinking, start working out a lot and get fit your alcohol tolerance will drop. Couple that with not eating before you go out.... Anyway, I don;t even drink really, so not sure why I know all this stuff. Have fun and happy birthday and stuff. | ||
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Stutters695
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You taste less when you drink through a straw. So it doesn't get you more drunk on its own, but because you taste the liquor less you tend to drink more of it quicker (or allows you to make stronger drinks). | ||
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Olli
Austria24417 Posts
Wine is fine but Whiskey's quicker | ||
Waxangel
United States33418 Posts
you might help save a life, and you'll get drunk for cheap for one night | ||
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Sikian
Spain177 Posts
On June 07 2014 04:43 Waxangel wrote: donate blood you might help save a life, and you'll get drunk for cheap for one night This is a pro tip  | ||
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ninazerg
United States7291 Posts
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Ctone23
United States1839 Posts
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MtlGuitarist97
United States1539 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + don't do this+ Show Spoiler + jk, do it | ||
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
On June 07 2014 05:25 MtlGuitarist97 wrote: Distill gasoline and turn it into ethanol. Dissolve the ethanol in water. Where is the spoiler that says don't do this? Spoilers save lives. | ||
Darkhorse
United States23455 Posts
Drink long island iced teas (order them "extra long" for best results). That's a pro tip you can have for free. There's rum in it but you won't taste it around all the other alcohol. Other than that just take shots of low quality vodka/tequila to save on money, although you won't enjoy the taste. Actually best advice is take a break from drinking for a bit until you don't have to drink a couple gallons to get drunk. At that point your body just has to piss a bunch and you don't get to enjoy the night. | ||
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Zocat
Germany2229 Posts
Honestly just go into a fucking store and buy hard liquor if you want to get drunk. About drinking with a straw: Alcohol will already be absorbed in your mouth (over the mucosa (sic?)). So the theory with straw drinking is that you will drink slower and thus more of it will be absorbed that way. This is faster than over your stomach. The overall level of drunkenness should not change, but you should get drunk faster (I haven't tested it, but it's what people mention here). That said, I agree with most others: Don't drink for a decent amount of time (1 month should be enough to show some effects) so you will get drunk with less alcohol. Also: Heavily drunk people are annoying. | ||
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sob3k
United States7572 Posts
but srsly you should just take a break | ||
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ProxyKite
United States40 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Keyword: might | ||
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Snorkels
United States1015 Posts
On June 07 2014 07:47 Zocat wrote: Alcohol will already be absorbed in your mouth (over the mucosa (sic?)). So the theory with straw drinking is that you will drink slower and thus more of it will be absorbed that way. This is faster than over your stomach. Gargle shitty vodka for 30 seconds then drink it. + Show Spoiler + jk, with high tolerance try a minute | ||
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Scarecrow
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Titusmaster6
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Epishade
United States2267 Posts
I see someone else already suggested injecting directly into your bloodstream. That was my first thought as well. I've heard only good things about vodka tampons, perhaps you should try that as well? | ||
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PassionFruit
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Open. Shove it up your butt (+ if you're homo). Do a handstand until it all drains (+ if you're into body calisthenics). Warning: You will die if you do this. But you will be drunk very quickly for a very short amount of time. | ||
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NewSunshine
United States5938 Posts
On June 07 2014 03:34 dravernor wrote: Apparently it is possible to get drunk by taking a shot of Vodka through your eye or something. I don't recommend it. Let me recommend it then. | ||
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urboss
Austria1223 Posts
--> Drink Schnapps inside a Vodka Bathtub | ||
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SoSexy
Italy3725 Posts
Tonight, round 2! Seaside clubs for the official party! | ||
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