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SoSexy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Italy3725 Posts
June 06 2014 17:22 GMT
#1
Sup Teamliquid, SoSexy here. Today I am asking for tips concerning drunkess. My problem is that I get wrecked during weekends and my body is now used to alcohol: last friday I drank a bottle of wine, some shots and some cocktails but I was nowhere near where I wanted to be. This is a problem because money are disappearing as fast as I do when a girl tells me 'I want a serious relationship with you.'

Do you know 'tricks' to cheat my body? I do not really know...maybe drinking super fast? I need help because I am going out in 3 hours for my birthday party (actually, I will also go out on Saturday)

NO rum and whisky, please. I hate them.

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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25977 Posts
June 06 2014 17:32 GMT
#2
Lol worst blog ever.
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Yrr
Profile Joined June 2012
Germany802 Posts
June 06 2014 17:33 GMT
#3
Don't drink for a few months and it will go faster afterwards.
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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18820 Posts
June 06 2014 17:37 GMT
#4
Stop being an alcoholic and then you will have an easier time getting drunk.
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AlternativeEgo
Profile Joined August 2011
Sweden17309 Posts
June 06 2014 17:38 GMT
#5
Skip the wine and the "some". Nothing gets properly done with "some". It's like you're not even trying.
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Zealously
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
East Gorteau22261 Posts
June 06 2014 17:45 GMT
#6
Inject directly into circulatory system

I take no responsibility for the effects of this method
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TheFish7
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States2824 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-06 17:51:01
June 06 2014 17:50 GMT
#7
Yea just funnel some ice beers up your butt

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Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
June 06 2014 17:54 GMT
#8
The solution is to not hate whiskey
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followZeRoX
Profile Joined March 2011
Serbia1449 Posts
June 06 2014 17:58 GMT
#9
Skip wine, its for women.
urboss
Profile Joined September 2013
Austria1223 Posts
June 06 2014 17:58 GMT
#10
- Wine after beer and you'll feel queer.

- Drink everything with a straw

- Anything you touch should be an automatic "bottoms up".

- Draw cards: The one who doesn't draw a heart has to drink

- For canned beer: Always shotgun!
SoSexy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Italy3725 Posts
June 06 2014 18:01 GMT
#11
On June 07 2014 02:58 urboss wrote:
- Wine after beer and you'll feel queer.

- Drink everything with a straw

- Anything you touch should be an automatic "bottoms up".

- Draw cards: The one who doesn't draw a heart has to drink

- For canned beer: Always shotgun!


Good tips! But...why the straw o.o ?
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44077 Posts
June 06 2014 18:02 GMT
#12
Your liver told me to one-star this blog.
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urboss
Profile Joined September 2013
Austria1223 Posts
June 06 2014 18:11 GMT
#13
On June 07 2014 03:01 SoSexy wrote:
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On June 07 2014 02:58 urboss wrote:
- Wine after beer and you'll feel queer.

- Drink everything with a straw

- Anything you touch should be an automatic "bottoms up".

- Draw cards: The one who doesn't draw a heart has to drink

- For canned beer: Always shotgun!


Good tips! But...why the straw o.o ?

drinking with a straw will get you drunk faster
that is how the saying goes, can't confirm if it's true
but the only important thing is that you think it will get you drunk faster
Boonbag
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
France3318 Posts
June 06 2014 18:16 GMT
#14
just dont drink cheap shit
IAmWithStupid
Profile Blog Joined February 2013
Russian Federation1016 Posts
June 06 2014 18:20 GMT
#15
In Russia we say vodka without beer is money to burn!
Insert wise words here
y0su
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Finland7871 Posts
June 06 2014 18:24 GMT
#16
start with an empty stomach
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
June 06 2014 18:29 GMT
#17
You could use a suppository.
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jk please don't
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dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6181 Posts
June 06 2014 18:34 GMT
#18
Apparently it is possible to get drunk by taking a shot of Vodka through your eye or something. I don't recommend it.
Also, if you take a break from drinking, start working out a lot and get fit your alcohol tolerance will drop. Couple that with not eating before you go out....
Anyway, I don;t even drink really, so not sure why I know all this stuff. Have fun and happy birthday and stuff.
<3
Stutters695
Profile Joined July 2012
2610 Posts
June 06 2014 18:35 GMT
#19
On June 07 2014 03:01 SoSexy wrote:
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On June 07 2014 02:58 urboss wrote:
- Wine after beer and you'll feel queer.

- Drink everything with a straw

- Anything you touch should be an automatic "bottoms up".

- Draw cards: The one who doesn't draw a heart has to drink

- For canned beer: Always shotgun!


Good tips! But...why the straw o.o ?


You taste less when you drink through a straw. So it doesn't get you more drunk on its own, but because you taste the liquor less you tend to drink more of it quicker (or allows you to make stronger drinks).
Olli
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Austria24417 Posts
June 06 2014 18:38 GMT
#20
Wait I need to quote something

Wine is fine but Whiskey's quicker
Administrator"Declaring anything a disaster because aLive popped up out of nowhere is just downright silly."
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