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Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33707 Posts
June 06 2014 19:43 GMT
#21
donate blood

you might help save a life, and you'll get drunk for cheap for one night
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
Sikian
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Spain177 Posts
June 06 2014 19:52 GMT
#22
On June 07 2014 04:43 Waxangel wrote:
donate blood

you might help save a life, and you'll get drunk for cheap for one night


This is a pro tip
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
June 06 2014 19:55 GMT
#23
I heard if you ingest enough semen, you'll get super-drunk, you should try it.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Ctone23
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States1841 Posts
June 06 2014 20:10 GMT
#24
Watch Homestory Cup and follow the drinking rules.
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MtlGuitarist97
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1539 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-06 23:10:21
June 06 2014 20:25 GMT
#25
Distill gasoline and turn it into ethanol. Dissolve the ethanol in water.

+ Show Spoiler +
don't do this+ Show Spoiler +
jk, do it
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
June 06 2014 21:55 GMT
#26
On June 07 2014 05:25 MtlGuitarist97 wrote:
Distill gasoline and turn it into ethanol. Dissolve the ethanol in water.

Where is the spoiler that says don't do this? Spoilers save lives.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Darkhorse
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
United States23455 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-06 22:32:00
June 06 2014 22:31 GMT
#27
You ask me how to get drunk and then you handicap me by saying no rum or whiskey? wtf man.

Drink long island iced teas (order them "extra long" for best results). That's a pro tip you can have for free. There's rum in it but you won't taste it around all the other alcohol. Other than that just take shots of low quality vodka/tequila to save on money, although you won't enjoy the taste.

Actually best advice is take a break from drinking for a bit until you don't have to drink a couple gallons to get drunk. At that point your body just has to piss a bunch and you don't get to enjoy the night.
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Zocat
Profile Joined April 2010
Germany2229 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-06 22:48:27
June 06 2014 22:47 GMT
#28
Stroh Rum (it has high enough alcohol to ignore it's taste, mix it with whatever). Korn. Ouzo.
Honestly just go into a fucking store and buy hard liquor if you want to get drunk.

About drinking with a straw:
Alcohol will already be absorbed in your mouth (over the mucosa (sic?)). So the theory with straw drinking is that you will drink slower and thus more of it will be absorbed that way. This is faster than over your stomach.
The overall level of drunkenness should not change, but you should get drunk faster (I haven't tested it, but it's what people mention here).

That said, I agree with most others: Don't drink for a decent amount of time (1 month should be enough to show some effects) so you will get drunk with less alcohol.

Also: Heavily drunk people are annoying.
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
June 07 2014 00:56 GMT
#29
drinking on completely empty stomach has a huge effect

but srsly you should just take a break
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ProxyKite
Profile Joined July 2011
United States40 Posts
June 07 2014 01:18 GMT
#30
I once sneezed while drinking and it went up my nose. That might get you more drunk.
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Keyword: might
Snorkels
Profile Joined May 2011
United States1015 Posts
June 07 2014 01:25 GMT
#31
On June 07 2014 07:47 Zocat wrote:
Alcohol will already be absorbed in your mouth (over the mucosa (sic?)). So the theory with straw drinking is that you will drink slower and thus more of it will be absorbed that way. This is faster than over your stomach.

Gargle shitty vodka for 30 seconds then drink it. + Show Spoiler +
jk, with high tolerance try a minute
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9175 Posts
June 07 2014 02:16 GMT
#32
Get girls to leave your drinks unattended and you'll get drunk WAY faster.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
June 07 2014 02:35 GMT
#33
Step up your game and replace shots with Everclear
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
June 07 2014 03:45 GMT
#34
Throw up before you drink so you'll be drinking on an empty stomach.

I see someone else already suggested injecting directly into your bloodstream. That was my first thought as well.

I've heard only good things about vodka tampons, perhaps you should try that as well?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
PassionFruit
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
294 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-06-07 04:04:29
June 07 2014 04:04 GMT
#35
Get Johnnie Walker Black.
Open.
Shove it up your butt (+ if you're homo).
Do a handstand until it all drains (+ if you're into body calisthenics).

Warning: You will die if you do this. But you will be drunk very quickly for a very short amount of time.

NewSunshine
Profile Joined July 2011
United States5938 Posts
June 07 2014 04:46 GMT
#36
On June 07 2014 03:34 dravernor wrote:
Apparently it is possible to get drunk by taking a shot of Vodka through your eye or something. I don't recommend it.

Let me recommend it then.
"If you find yourself feeling lost, take pride in the accuracy of your feelings." - Night Vale
urboss
Profile Joined September 2013
Austria1223 Posts
June 07 2014 05:19 GMT
#37
The skin can also absorb alcohol.
--> Drink Schnapps inside a Vodka Bathtub
SoSexy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Italy3725 Posts
June 07 2014 09:37 GMT
#38
I did well, guys. Drank some cheap vodka that tasted like wheat, was drunk but not annoying and I got the number of a girl from Colombia.

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