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kaiz0ku
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Greece289 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-16 19:44:54
April 16 2014 19:33 GMT
#1
Well for everyone who doesn't know every man in greece is obligated to serve the Army for 9 months. You can stall it if you study etc but eventually you will serve.. that is probably the only thing that is 100% certain in this country ^^
You also don't get paid or anything. You just waste 1 year of your life there. But time wasted is not forgotten. We all create memories,friendships and stories to brag/get to tell for the rest of our lives.
Every male in his early 20s hates it and every male above 40 wishes he could go back again.. same deal as school !

But as you all know corruption in Greece flourishes! We will all serve but how each individual serves.. well that depends on who you know and what phone calls he can make. You might serve near your house or you most probably will we sent to guard the borders!
What i want you to keep in your minds is that you are forced to join and for 9 months you are trained to look and behave as a soldier but never to act as one. Greece has no money so we might at best fire 20 bullets each. What to we do then , and what orders do we take ?
Clean , cook , clean , cook and every OTHER BITCH ASS LITTLE THING THAT your superiors feel like making you do. Paint the camp , clean leaves, guard thin air & a bunch of other nonsense.
It is a place that plays with your nerves & psychology. Personality changes everything.
Example : i had to cut potatoes for 6 hours today , I WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY
i had to cut potatoes for 6 hours today , i met another guy that played SC II and had a great conversation.

But there are some places where you can choose to go that are different. The special forces for example where you will not slack but have a really hard time.
Problem is that you choose to go there, you have to LIKE WEAPONS and GET A KICK OUT OF THE ARMY.. so mostly younger & not that educated people seem to join those forces..

Well i am Chris. I decided that having a hard time is worth a beer with friends every 2 days or a night with my gf every now and then.. So i volunteered to join the Presidential Guard because you train and serve in Athens , What is this ?
It is the hardest and most honorable force you can join (The only people that will tell you otherwise are the guys from Special forces...rivals)
Many people know them.. every tourist that visits our country at least does.
[image loading]
Training is Brutal, 10 hours per day standing still , staring at the sun till tears appear..
The first six week you are now allowed to look at anyone above the chest , talk , smile , move ,sneeze , cough or anything else . You are trained to become a statue so that further down the road you can stand still for an hour and execute commands in a parade in the most perfect and spotless way possible.
The ones who make the cut will become "Euzones" or "Tsoliades" And their duty is to guard an empty grave that represents all the men that have died for the country's freedom. Shit is so strict that we had instances where a bomba exploded a few meters away and they didn't even move an inch.. they had molotov cocktails shot at their direction and still weren't allowed to even flinch.
It may sound stupid and it probably is.. but it takes a huge effort and training to accomplish so in the end.. Well you will be proud for doing it no matter the sacrifices.

Second video is better


I am only in the training camp for 1/6 weeks now.. 20 out of 80 people already quit..
I hope i make the final cut so that i can stay in my home town and make my 9 months more productive.. I haven't gone in many details but i would be happy to answer anything regarding the training etc
Let's see how it goes!

****
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
April 16 2014 19:36 GMT
#2
I couldn't do this, but good luck on this!
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
lantz
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States762 Posts
April 16 2014 19:56 GMT
#3
Loved the satire!
SoSexy
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Italy3725 Posts
April 16 2014 20:01 GMT
#4
Good luck man
Dating thread on TL LUL
vult
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States9400 Posts
April 16 2014 20:46 GMT
#5
Good luck to you!
I used to play random, but for you I play very specifically.
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
April 16 2014 20:55 GMT
#6
I won't tell you to meditate to prepare for your 10 hours because it seems like you will be doing enough of that as it is. But it might help to have some form of mental exercise to do to keep your mind from breaking down. That's all it is, really, aside from maybe a hurting back and hurting feet - an impatient mind that you must conquer - and once conquered you WILL be as able to protect as the legends say you will be.

Good luck!
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45380 Posts
April 17 2014 04:12 GMT
#7
Good luck! What's up with the black cotton balls on the guards' shoes?

On April 17 2014 04:56 lantz wrote:
Loved the satire!


???
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Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
April 17 2014 07:27 GMT
#8
you are not allowed to laugh, sneeze etc.. what happens if you still sneeze uncontrollably? will you be fired instantly?
This is our town, scrub
kaiz0ku
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Greece289 Posts
April 17 2014 13:32 GMT
#9
The shoe weights around 3.5-5. kg
And the cottom ball is there because
a couple of centuries ago when the Euzwnes where still fighting
they had a hidden blade inside.

If you start sneezing while training you will get yelled at
or maybe face day in prison (Prison means you are not allowed to leave the camp)
If you start sneezing during duty.. Well more days!
By hitting your tongue with force at the top of your mouth you can
Prevent sneezing with some training
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
April 17 2014 14:02 GMT
#10
Well good luck then, dont end up in prison !
This is our town, scrub
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-17 14:16:22
April 17 2014 14:13 GMT
#11
Any Greeks here mind telling me how the Presidential Guard looks to them? Silly, serious, odd, formal, stuff like that.

I ask because their marching style seems odd to me, especially when contrasted to the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier guards, but it's probably just a culture thing. There's always a lot of tradition in these types of ceremonies.
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Erik.TheRed
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1655 Posts
April 17 2014 14:40 GMT
#12
So basically the government gets to siphon tourism revenue under the guise of "preserving traditions" through the use of unpaid and mandatory-conscripted soldiers?

Greece is a beautiful country with genuinely nice and friendly people, but I find it hard to believe that the government sees you as anything more than street performers.
"See you space cowboy"
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
April 17 2014 14:42 GMT
#13
Stupid question but it's kind of the england guard ? I don't recall they have military training but maybe i'm mistaken.
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[Agony]x90
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States853 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-17 14:47:10
April 17 2014 14:46 GMT
#14
My second cousin was in a similar position when serving in the us military. Its interesting, because they look for good looking guys that meet certain physical features, such as an exact height and weight. You become more of a literal work of art than a soldier, which is something I think is pretty cool. But you know what this means right? Op must be a banging hot dude.
JF dodger since 2009
Otolia
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
France5805 Posts
April 17 2014 14:54 GMT
#15
On April 17 2014 23:46 [Agony]x90 wrote:
My second cousin was in a similar position when serving in the us military. Its interesting, because they look for good looking guys that meet certain physical features, such as an exact height and weight. You become more of a literal work of art than a soldier, which is something I think is pretty cool. But you know what this means right? Op must be a banging hot dude.

Unless he isn't straight, in which case, it's more likely some hot due is banging him.
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
April 17 2014 15:02 GMT
#16
On April 17 2014 23:46 [Agony]x90 wrote:
My second cousin was in a similar position when serving in the us military. Its interesting, because they look for good looking guys that meet certain physical features, such as an exact height and weight. You become more of a literal work of art than a soldier, which is something I think is pretty cool. But you know what this means right? Op must be a banging hot dude.


Plot twist. OP is not a dude.
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FromShouri
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States862 Posts
April 17 2014 15:41 GMT
#17
Is the random kicking they do with their leg in the air some symbol of something or just extra flair?
Limited Edition, lets do some simple addition, $50 for a T-Shirt is just some ignorant bitch shit.
kaiz0ku
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Greece289 Posts
April 17 2014 16:02 GMT
#18
On April 17 2014 23:46 [Agony]x90 wrote:
My second cousin was in a similar position when serving in the us military. Its interesting, because they look for good looking guys that meet certain physical features, such as an exact height and weight. You become more of a literal work of art than a soldier, which is something I think is pretty cool. But you know what this means right? Op must be a banging hot dude.


Haha
We were told the kick represents Close Combat
LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
April 17 2014 16:32 GMT
#19
unpayed soldiers, good idea. oO
GettingIt
Profile Joined August 2011
1656 Posts
April 17 2014 16:49 GMT
#20
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
April 17 2014 16:53 GMT
#21
On April 18 2014 01:49 GettingIt wrote:
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.


Wow. Way to compare obligatory military service to slavery...

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GettingIt
Profile Joined August 2011
1656 Posts
April 17 2014 17:17 GMT
#22
On April 18 2014 01:53 FFW_Rude wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 01:49 GettingIt wrote:
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.


Wow. Way to compare obligatory military service to slavery...



Whats the difference?
[Agony]x90
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States853 Posts
April 17 2014 17:54 GMT
#23
Well one difference is that one marks you as performing your civic duty, whereas the other marks you as a commodity good. I imagine the way it works is that no male in Greece is obligated to perform the service, they would just have to give up their citizenship or right to be called a Greek if they did not. That is, at least, how it works in Korea. Except in Korea, once you pass a certain age, you are not allowed to give up your citizenship. If you're caught in the country, you will either be pressed into the military or thrown in jail.
JF dodger since 2009
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-17 20:39:24
April 17 2014 17:57 GMT
#24
It's not completely outlandish to compare conscription to slavery, especially when there's no way out and emigrating to avoid it is not easy and probably impossible much of the time. I've heard that in some places, you can give up your citizenship to avoid the conscription. Was it in SK? Either way, losing your citizenship is a massive deal.

That said, the difference isn't that obvious. You're being forced to work for the State instead of for some private entity. The difference is that you don't create anything, but defend the State's interests, which often happens to line up with yours. It's perhaps not as heinous as slavery because everyone goes through it, it doesn't reduce another 'race' of people to slavery - rather, it exploits existing potential in everyone. It's not racist nor exclusive...

The conscription is shit but significantly less repulsive than slavery which reduces people to the level of animals or machines.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
kaiz0ku
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Greece289 Posts
April 17 2014 18:41 GMT
#25
On April 18 2014 02:57 Djzapz wrote:
It's not completely outlandish to compare conscription to slavery, especially when there's no way out and emigrating to avoid it is not easy and probably impossible much of the time. I've heard that in some places, you can give up your citizenship to avoid the conscription. Was it in SK? Either way, losing your citizenship is a massive deal.

That said, the difference isn't that obvious. You're being forced to work for the State instead of for some private entity. The difference is that you don't create anything, but the State's interests, which often happens to line up with yours. It's perhaps not as heinous as slavery because everyone goes through it, it doesn't reduce another 'race' of people to slavery - rather, it exploits existing potential in everyone. It's not racist nor exclusive...

The conscription is shit but significantly less repulsive than slavery which reduces people to the level of animals or machines.


You said it Best
LaNague
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany9118 Posts
April 17 2014 19:25 GMT
#26
On April 18 2014 02:54 [Agony]x90 wrote:
Well one difference is that one marks you as performing your civic duty, whereas the other marks you as a commodity good. I imagine the way it works is that no male in Greece is obligated to perform the service, they would just have to give up their citizenship or right to be called a Greek if they did not. That is, at least, how it works in Korea. Except in Korea, once you pass a certain age, you are not allowed to give up your citizenship. If you're caught in the country, you will either be pressed into the military or thrown in jail.


walking around in funny shoes is a civic duty?
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
April 17 2014 19:27 GMT
#27
FliedLice
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany7494 Posts
April 17 2014 19:37 GMT
#28
On April 18 2014 01:49 GettingIt wrote:
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.


Like South Korea, Germany until they got rid of it 3 years ago.

wtf.
Kevmeister @ Dota2
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
April 17 2014 20:48 GMT
#29
Actually conscription helps control employment problems.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
April 17 2014 20:57 GMT
#30
On April 18 2014 05:48 Disregard wrote:
Actually conscription helps control employment problems.

If they're in the army and not being paid, they're still basically unemployed. Little money is being put in the system, plenty is being spent training, housing and feeding them. When people join the military of most countries, they're paid so when they're done with the military they've got money to inject back into the market as consumers. Now it's just basically a sink and it takes people out of the streets so they've got shit to do... better than nothing but still doesn't do anything about unemployment.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
krndandaman
Profile Joined August 2009
Mozambique16569 Posts
April 18 2014 02:12 GMT
#31
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Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
April 18 2014 02:40 GMT
#32
On April 18 2014 01:49 GettingIt wrote:
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.

Singapore has 2 years, clearly a State of severe problems.
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10700 Posts
April 18 2014 05:41 GMT
#33
Good luck man! This was a very interesting read as I always found Greece a very interesting place. GL !
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zezamer
Profile Joined March 2011
Finland5701 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-18 06:59:35
April 18 2014 06:48 GMT
#34
Served 1 year last year. Sometimes it was shit, but there was definitely more good moments. I made friends, had fun, learnt to shoot, some hand to hand combat, throwing grenades.... Service is a thing that bounds all men in our country together, everyone has memories to share from their time in service.

We also had these amazing practices : once we went to the biggest mall in Finland at night and arrested "enemy fighters" there, fighting as company vs some other company in a industrial area(not with real ammunation,these shells that dont have bullets but "bang", protecting "vip" and delivering him to the location via helicopter, announcing our platoon to a real general. More than I can even remember.

I served in military police company in Helsinki and became a reserve second lieutenant.

Have fun and try to make the most of your time in service. If you end up in these duties where you must stand still for long time, remember to move your toes and squeeze your fist unnoticed to keep your blood flowing.
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
April 18 2014 08:00 GMT
#35
On April 18 2014 02:17 GettingIt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 01:53 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:49 GettingIt wrote:
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.


Wow. Way to compare obligatory military service to slavery...



Whats the difference?


The army teach you how to understand hierarchy, to be organize, to streghten your mental also that teach you "team work" and lots of other thing.
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SupplyBlockedTV
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
Belgium313 Posts
April 18 2014 15:11 GMT
#36
What if you need to take a piss?
PEW PEW PEW
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
April 18 2014 16:23 GMT
#37
On April 18 2014 17:00 FFW_Rude wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 02:17 GettingIt wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:53 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:49 GettingIt wrote:
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.


Wow. Way to compare obligatory military service to slavery...



Whats the difference?


The army teach you how to understand hierarchy, to be organize, to streghten your mental also that teach you "team work" and lots of other thing.

So it's not slavery if you tell your slaves to understand hierarchy (LOL), to be organized and to strengthen whatever and teamwork and other stuff?

So it's okay to enslave people if you teach them shit. Noted.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
kaiz0ku
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Greece289 Posts
April 18 2014 17:46 GMT
#38
On April 19 2014 00:11 SupplyBlockedTV wrote:
What if you need to take a piss?


Well you have to take care of these things before..
New things i learned :
Your duty lasts 24 hours. And every 5-6 hours you have to go and stand there..
Going to the place where you have to stand is around 500 meters and has a very strict number of steps and movements you
have to make in order to get there.
You walk on a red line which symbolizes the blood of the fallen & you have to hit your foot as hard as possible so that the dead
can hear that you are still allowed to walk freely. While in the army no other person is allowed to step on it, for example generals etc. Only the ones that have passed training.

You also have to wake up 2 hours earlier if your duty is at night (as i said 6 hours) because putting on the uniform takes approximately 1 hour.
Now here is the kick. During the last weeks of training you get partnered up with another guy and you become a "pair"
You only perform duty together for the next 8 months and with no one else. One dresses the other , you shave together , you walk together , you get punished together and you are also awarded as a pair. If one is sick then the other waits for him to get better and so on..
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
April 18 2014 17:56 GMT
#39
This is really fascinating... good luck.
Isualin
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany1903 Posts
April 18 2014 18:12 GMT
#40
The situation in turkey is almost the same(clean, cook, clean leaves, fire only 20 bullets etc.) if you are not assigned to eastern part of the country. I am currently 22 but i will have to do it after i am done with school
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Demonhunter04
Profile Joined July 2011
1530 Posts
April 18 2014 18:12 GMT
#41
On April 18 2014 02:57 Djzapz wrote:
It's not completely outlandish to compare conscription to slavery, especially when there's no way out and emigrating to avoid it is not easy and probably impossible much of the time. I've heard that in some places, you can give up your citizenship to avoid the conscription. Was it in SK? Either way, losing your citizenship is a massive deal.

That said, the difference isn't that obvious. You're being forced to work for the State instead of for some private entity. The difference is that you don't create anything, but defend the State's interests, which often happens to line up with yours. It's perhaps not as heinous as slavery because everyone goes through it, it doesn't reduce another 'race' of people to slavery - rather, it exploits existing potential in everyone. It's not racist nor exclusive...

The conscription is shit but significantly less repulsive than slavery which reduces people to the level of animals or machines.


Are women required to serve as well?
"If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow" - SlayerSMMA
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
April 18 2014 18:25 GMT
#42
On April 19 2014 03:12 Demonhunter04 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 02:57 Djzapz wrote:
It's not completely outlandish to compare conscription to slavery, especially when there's no way out and emigrating to avoid it is not easy and probably impossible much of the time. I've heard that in some places, you can give up your citizenship to avoid the conscription. Was it in SK? Either way, losing your citizenship is a massive deal.

That said, the difference isn't that obvious. You're being forced to work for the State instead of for some private entity. The difference is that you don't create anything, but defend the State's interests, which often happens to line up with yours. It's perhaps not as heinous as slavery because everyone goes through it, it doesn't reduce another 'race' of people to slavery - rather, it exploits existing potential in everyone. It's not racist nor exclusive...

The conscription is shit but significantly less repulsive than slavery which reduces people to the level of animals or machines.


Are women required to serve as well?

Guess not. It still isn't slavery though
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
kaiz0ku
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Greece289 Posts
April 18 2014 19:15 GMT
#43
On April 19 2014 03:12 Demonhunter04 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 02:57 Djzapz wrote:
It's not completely outlandish to compare conscription to slavery, especially when there's no way out and emigrating to avoid it is not easy and probably impossible much of the time. I've heard that in some places, you can give up your citizenship to avoid the conscription. Was it in SK? Either way, losing your citizenship is a massive deal.

That said, the difference isn't that obvious. You're being forced to work for the State instead of for some private entity. The difference is that you don't create anything, but defend the State's interests, which often happens to line up with yours. It's perhaps not as heinous as slavery because everyone goes through it, it doesn't reduce another 'race' of people to slavery - rather, it exploits existing potential in everyone. It's not racist nor exclusive...

The conscription is shit but significantly less repulsive than slavery which reduces people to the level of animals or machines.


Are women required to serve as well?


No , women don't serve
FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
April 22 2014 09:50 GMT
#44
On April 19 2014 01:23 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 18 2014 17:00 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 18 2014 02:17 GettingIt wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:53 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:49 GettingIt wrote:
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.


Wow. Way to compare obligatory military service to slavery...



Whats the difference?


The army teach you how to understand hierarchy, to be organize, to streghten your mental also that teach you "team work" and lots of other thing.

So it's not slavery if you tell your slaves to understand hierarchy (LOL), to be organized and to strengthen whatever and teamwork and other stuff?

So it's okay to enslave people if you teach them shit. Noted.


You made a pretty good post with difference and all betwenn conscription and slavery and now you post this. I don't get it.
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
April 22 2014 17:33 GMT
#45
On April 22 2014 18:50 FFW_Rude wrote:
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On April 19 2014 01:23 Djzapz wrote:
On April 18 2014 17:00 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 18 2014 02:17 GettingIt wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:53 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:49 GettingIt wrote:
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.


Wow. Way to compare obligatory military service to slavery...



Whats the difference?


The army teach you how to understand hierarchy, to be organize, to streghten your mental also that teach you "team work" and lots of other thing.

So it's not slavery if you tell your slaves to understand hierarchy (LOL), to be organized and to strengthen whatever and teamwork and other stuff?

So it's okay to enslave people if you teach them shit. Noted.


You made a pretty good post with difference and all betwenn conscription and slavery and now you post this. I don't get it.

My post was fair, yours wasn't. The fact that the army teaches things is not a good way to point at the differences.
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FFW_Rude
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
France10201 Posts
April 23 2014 08:26 GMT
#46
On April 23 2014 02:33 Djzapz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 22 2014 18:50 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 19 2014 01:23 Djzapz wrote:
On April 18 2014 17:00 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 18 2014 02:17 GettingIt wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:53 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:49 GettingIt wrote:
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.


Wow. Way to compare obligatory military service to slavery...



Whats the difference?


The army teach you how to understand hierarchy, to be organize, to streghten your mental also that teach you "team work" and lots of other thing.

So it's not slavery if you tell your slaves to understand hierarchy (LOL), to be organized and to strengthen whatever and teamwork and other stuff?

So it's okay to enslave people if you teach them shit. Noted.


You made a pretty good post with difference and all betwenn conscription and slavery and now you post this. I don't get it.

My post was fair, yours wasn't. The fact that the army teaches things is not a good way to point at the differences.


I guess it's the language barrier because it's hard to explain for me. Well i'll leave it with your post since i agree with it.
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Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
April 23 2014 15:32 GMT
#47
On April 23 2014 17:26 FFW_Rude wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 23 2014 02:33 Djzapz wrote:
On April 22 2014 18:50 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 19 2014 01:23 Djzapz wrote:
On April 18 2014 17:00 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 18 2014 02:17 GettingIt wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:53 FFW_Rude wrote:
On April 18 2014 01:49 GettingIt wrote:
So all the males in Greece have been or will be a slave for 9 months? No wonder Greece has a lot of problems.


Wow. Way to compare obligatory military service to slavery...



Whats the difference?


The army teach you how to understand hierarchy, to be organize, to streghten your mental also that teach you "team work" and lots of other thing.

So it's not slavery if you tell your slaves to understand hierarchy (LOL), to be organized and to strengthen whatever and teamwork and other stuff?

So it's okay to enslave people if you teach them shit. Noted.


You made a pretty good post with difference and all betwenn conscription and slavery and now you post this. I don't get it.

My post was fair, yours wasn't. The fact that the army teaches things is not a good way to point at the differences.


I guess it's the language barrier because it's hard to explain for me. Well i'll leave it with your post since i agree with it.

Well if you want you could always PM me in French. I'm from a fallen colony of yours :D
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Salazarz
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Korea (South)2591 Posts
April 23 2014 19:18 GMT
#48
Comparing conscription to slavery is pretty dumb. Why not compare public education to slavery while you're at it? It tends to be compulsory as well and you don't get paid for attending school, either...
SKC
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil18828 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-23 20:36:32
April 23 2014 20:35 GMT
#49
On April 24 2014 04:18 Salazarz wrote:
Comparing conscription to slavery is pretty dumb. Why not compare public education to slavery while you're at it? It tends to be compulsory as well and you don't get paid for attending school, either...

Its not slavery if you are teaching them shit. Oh wait.

Working with your parents since an early age could also be slavery in that sense.
PassionFruit
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
294 Posts
April 24 2014 02:25 GMT
#50
There are actually various tenable justifications given for conscription. You can say it's a social obligation given that only through the protection of the nation you, in essence, exist as you do today. You can say that it's not only justified by not "mandatory" given that you've voluntarily decided to stay in the nation while fully knowing your inevitable conscription at a later date. You can say it's a means to break class barriers and create a more cohesive society by requiring all men to come together, regardless of origin, during a particular time in their adolescence. There's actually a lot you can potentially say. It becomes a problem only when justification is no longer valid in the current reality.

With slavery, there is really no justification. You can't appeal to history or religion, and current economic theory doesn't align economic growth with the establishment of slavery. Actually, it severely hampers it.

On a related vein, conscription is pretty expensive to the State under current economic theory. In a majority of cases it a vastly inefficient use of human capital. So it isn't very wise for the State to mandate conscription unless they have some overriding justification that outweighs the economic detriment from doing so. And especially so for a small nation like Greece.
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