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Update: So the toilet was unclogged, that's good.
As for the shower, apparently my housemate Hulk-raged or something because he somehow stripped the threading on the inside of the knob? Or something like that, seems absurd. Still no shower today QQ.
On April 16 2014 10:00 NeuroticPsychosis wrote:
I heard if you put bleach in your toilet and leave it there for a few hours it unclogs on its own.
The risk:reward for this joke is really high. At best you get half a chuckle from me, at worse I'm an idiot and fucking kill myself with chloramine.
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On April 16 2014 02:41 Djzapz wrote:
Long story short, the proletariat doesn't own shit, the plebes can.
According to the blog, he owned a lot of shit. It was eve spilling over from the toilet to the floor apparently.
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On April 17 2014 01:14 KissBlade wrote:Show nested quote +On April 16 2014 02:41 Djzapz wrote:
Long story short, the proletariat doesn't own shit, the plebes can. According to the blog, he owned a lot of shit. It was eve spilling over from the toilet to the floor apparently.
There was no spillage.
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On April 17 2014 01:14 KissBlade wrote:Show nested quote +On April 16 2014 02:41 Djzapz wrote:
Long story short, the proletariat doesn't own shit, the plebes can. According to the blog, he owned a lot of shit. It was eve spilling over from the toilet to the floor apparently.
I see what you mean, but you might say that the shit owned him, which holds water in a gaming-based forum AND perfectly fits the Marxist analysis of a proletarian's relationship with the "shit", being the means of production. You are a slave to the shit, it forces you to do things that you don't want to do for your subsistence. You are the shit's puppet.
Your life is an overly stretched allegory involving filth and commies.
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On April 16 2014 23:49 Sero wrote:Show nested quote +On April 16 2014 21:09 StatixEx wrote:
i remember these days at uni . . .whatever you do DO NOT create a cleaning rota! 2 houses i knew of ended up fighting over it, i told the stupid bitch iw as living with in my house, if you want it clean . . .fucking clean it, im living likea student . . . . she left! Good times! Sounds like you were an awful housemate. You "told the stupid bitch to fucking clean it?" Yikes.
oh no you dont know the half of it . . .sigh here we go
tldr: girl wanted a house of 4 of us to do cleaning chors everyday which she said she would inspect . . . yeah . . .right!
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I got into a house with 4 others, it ws ok for the first few months. then my friend said that they hated their house as they were all "messy bastards" and didnt clean anything up at all. i told him that the only way it works living with randomers is to ALL do your own bit and leave nothing EVER.
It ws too little too late for fiend 1. another of my ,mates off the same course about 2 weeks later said the same thing! i gave him same advice but their house had some dickheads in ther and started fighting each other and smashing into each others rooms and shit . . not good. so my issue came very shortly after this, it was near christmas and i went out every night and only got back in at 4am, didnt get up till about 2-3 . . the problem was the girl in our house had no mates and just moaned all the time that we were coming in too late and making too much noise and the usual shit, but in fairness when i think we tried fucking hard to keep it down and avoid her . . then the real shit came in. she said the house was a tip . . it really wasnt cos i told the other 3 my method of keeping ur shit to urself and clean up ur own shit . . NEVer leave naything till later, get it done keep all of ur shit in ur rooms. .we all did. but girl didnt like it, i forgot her name now . .sophie?
i told her that we were all adults here at uni getting pissed every single night and leaving work till the last minute ,what the fuck does she expect from 3 lads and herself .. so she devised a cleaning rota . . holy fuck this thing must of taken her all day! Me and my mate matt saw this thing on the fridge and we marvelled at the layout and how much sense it made!
so we came in earlier one night . about 3.45 am and came into house and we say like a fucking loads of dishes un washed just all over the side . . now me and matt didnt care we just looked at each other and said . .these fuckin urs? is it jez;s . .no dude doesnt eat! . . so it must be hers . . so we played motogp1 on xbox for an hr before we both passed out
next morning dishes still there . . .and then at dinner . .and then at 4pm . . and then at 10pm where for some reason me and matt didnt go out . . . We were sat there and this girl came in and said . . so whos washing the dishes? Me and matt looked at each other and said . . whos are they? Mine she said. "why are we to wash ur dishes?" i said, matt pulled a face. Because on the rota its your turn to wash up! I said, have you taken the pisss and cooked something and used everything you had in the cupboard? She said, it doesnt matter what i use its ut turn to wash up (baring in mind this was the first day ineffect of the rota) so i said ,look if you want to clean the houyse all day, go and fucking clean it, but all im going to do is clean my own shit up when ive used it and leave nothing out EVER.
she didnt get it and started going crazy, so she kept on leaving shit all over the place, towels, puts cups and all sorts only to say, its someones turn on the rota . . . and to think that ungrateful bitch . . i cleaned the toilet when it wasnt even my turn!
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thats exactly what 'I' said
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