• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 04:26
CEST 10:26
KST 17:26
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
Maestros of the Game: Week 1/Play-in Preview9[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt2: Take-Off7[ASL20] Ro24 Preview Pt1: Runway132v2 & SC: Evo Complete: Weekend Double Feature4Team Liquid Map Contest #21 - Presented by Monster Energy11
Community News
LiuLi Cup - September 2025 Tournaments2Weekly Cups (August 25-31): Clem's Last Straw?32Weekly Cups (Aug 18-24): herO dethrones MaxPax6Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris46Weekly Cups (Aug 11-17): MaxPax triples again!15
StarCraft 2
General
Team Liquid Map Contest #21 - Presented by Monster Energy Geoff 'iNcontroL' Robinson has passed away Heaven's Balance Suggestions (roast me) Speculation of future Wardii series Weekly Cups (August 25-31): Clem's Last Straw?
Tourneys
LiuLi Cup - September 2025 Tournaments Sea Duckling Open (Global, Bronze-Diamond) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament Maestros of The Game—$20k event w/ live finals in Paris Monday Nights Weeklies
Strategy
Custom Maps
External Content
Mutation # 489 Bannable Offense Mutation # 488 What Goes Around Mutation # 487 Think Fast Mutation # 486 Watch the Skies
Brood War
General
BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ Simple editing of Brood War save files? (.mlx) ASL20 General Discussion Starcraft at lower levels TvP BW General Discussion
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues Is there English video for group selection for ASL [ASL20] Ro24 Group F [IPSL] CSLAN Review and CSLPRO Reimagined!
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Muta micro map competition Fighting Spirit mining rates [G] Mineral Boosting
Other Games
General Games
General RTS Discussion Thread Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Nintendo Switch Thread Mechabellum
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread Vanilla Mini Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Canadian Politics Mega-thread YouTube Thread
Fan Clubs
The Happy Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! [Manga] One Piece [\m/] Heavy Metal Thread
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread High temperatures on bridge(s) Gtx660 graphics card replacement
TL Community
The Automated Ban List TeamLiquid Team Shirt On Sale
Blogs
A very expensive lesson on ma…
Garnet
hello world
radishsoup
Lemme tell you a thing o…
JoinTheRain
How Culture and Conflict Imp…
TrAiDoS
RTS Design in Hypercoven
a11
Evil Gacha Games and the…
ffswowsucks
INDEPENDIENTE LA CTM
XenOsky
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1277 users

I'm doomed to a life of hardship and struggle

Blogs > Alzadar
Post a Reply
1 2 3 Next All
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-16 15:17:39
April 15 2014 15:23 GMT
#1
A bunch of bullshit things happened in sequence.

First off, yesterday afternoon one of my housemates finally clogged the toilet. I say finally because he uses way too much goddamn toilet paper and just sort of leaves it floating in the toilet sometimes, so it's basically inevitable it will get clogged sooner or later.

I think he has some kind of ass problem because sometimes there's like bloody explosions in the toilet bowl, but that's his business. It's also his business to clean up after his business, and not to leave three kilograms (6.6 pounds for you yanks) of bloody toilet paper floating in the toilet.

Anyways, toilet ended up clogged. Whatever. Any non-moron should realize "oh I clogged the toilet, better get the plunger and fix it", but apparently not because it's still clogged this morning. I don't know where the landlord keeps the plunger and he wasn't around this morning so I didn't fuss with it, just shat on the floor.*

But then beyond that, a new twist on past shower troubles. The landlord recently installed some new shower knobs which you can get actual grip on, which is great. Haven't had a tightly clenched knob since then. But this morning when I went to shower, there was no cold water even when I unscrewed the knob fully. Hot water comes fines, and the sink right next to the tub has both, but somehow no cold water in the shower, making it unusable. How does this even make sense?

End result is I washed my hair in the sink like a fucking proletarian.

*not actually true

Update: So the toilet was unclogged, that's good.

As for the shower, apparently my housemate Hulk-raged or something because he somehow stripped the threading on the inside of the knob? Or something like that, seems absurd. Still no shower today QQ.

***
I am the Town Medic.
insectoceanx
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States331 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-15 15:38:58
April 15 2014 15:34 GMT
#2
Sounds like a tough time, I've had a landlord actual fix things in only half the places I live, but I am pretty sure buying a plunger and fixing a simple clog is the tenants problem

One place we had a tub that didn't drain so always had like a foot of grey nasty water which I shoved someone into during a party dispute, eventually we had to borrow a pipe snake and pulled out 8 inches of nasty smelling partially decomposed hair.
ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
April 15 2014 15:44 GMT
#3
Read your feels, felt your feels. Tough shit man, no pun intended.
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
April 15 2014 15:45 GMT
#4
Roommates suck, that is the long and short of it. Why don't you own your own plunger though?
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 15 2014 15:46 GMT
#5
On April 16 2014 00:34 insectoceanx wrote:
Sounds like a tough time, I've had a landlord actual fix things in only half the places I live, but I am pretty sure buying a plunger and fixing a simple clog is the tenants problem

One place we had a tub that didn't drain so always had like a foot of grey nasty water which I shoved someone into during a party dispute, eventually we had to borrow a pipe snake and pulled out 8 inches of nasty smelling partially decomposed hair.


The landlord definitely has a plunger, he lives in the house with us.

But in general it would be pretty outrageous for the landlord not to have a plunger for a building they own, they cost like $10, how greedy can you be? Why would people moving between temporary residences be expected to move a plunger with them when the permanent caretaker of the building could just have one?
I am the Town Medic.
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
April 15 2014 15:53 GMT
#6
On April 16 2014 00:46 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2014 00:34 insectoceanx wrote:
Sounds like a tough time, I've had a landlord actual fix things in only half the places I live, but I am pretty sure buying a plunger and fixing a simple clog is the tenants problem

One place we had a tub that didn't drain so always had like a foot of grey nasty water which I shoved someone into during a party dispute, eventually we had to borrow a pipe snake and pulled out 8 inches of nasty smelling partially decomposed hair.


The landlord definitely has a plunger, he lives in the house with us.

But in general it would be pretty outrageous for the landlord not to have a plunger for a building they own, they cost like $10, how greedy can you be? Why would people moving between temporary residences be expected to move a plunger with them when the permanent caretaker of the building could just have one?

I've lived in at least five different apartments/houses as a tenant, never had or expected my Landlord to provide one is all.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 15 2014 15:59 GMT
#7
On April 16 2014 00:53 ThomasjServo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2014 00:46 Alzadar wrote:
On April 16 2014 00:34 insectoceanx wrote:
Sounds like a tough time, I've had a landlord actual fix things in only half the places I live, but I am pretty sure buying a plunger and fixing a simple clog is the tenants problem

One place we had a tub that didn't drain so always had like a foot of grey nasty water which I shoved someone into during a party dispute, eventually we had to borrow a pipe snake and pulled out 8 inches of nasty smelling partially decomposed hair.


The landlord definitely has a plunger, he lives in the house with us.

But in general it would be pretty outrageous for the landlord not to have a plunger for a building they own, they cost like $10, how greedy can you be? Why would people moving between temporary residences be expected to move a plunger with them when the permanent caretaker of the building could just have one?

I've lived in at least five different apartments/houses as a tenant, never had or expected my Landlord to provide one is all.


Depends on the style of residence. These were furnished places? Kitchen accessories?
I am the Town Medic.
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
April 15 2014 16:05 GMT
#8
On April 16 2014 00:59 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2014 00:53 ThomasjServo wrote:
On April 16 2014 00:46 Alzadar wrote:
On April 16 2014 00:34 insectoceanx wrote:
Sounds like a tough time, I've had a landlord actual fix things in only half the places I live, but I am pretty sure buying a plunger and fixing a simple clog is the tenants problem

One place we had a tub that didn't drain so always had like a foot of grey nasty water which I shoved someone into during a party dispute, eventually we had to borrow a pipe snake and pulled out 8 inches of nasty smelling partially decomposed hair.


The landlord definitely has a plunger, he lives in the house with us.

But in general it would be pretty outrageous for the landlord not to have a plunger for a building they own, they cost like $10, how greedy can you be? Why would people moving between temporary residences be expected to move a plunger with them when the permanent caretaker of the building could just have one?

I've lived in at least five different apartments/houses as a tenant, never had or expected my Landlord to provide one is all.


Depends on the style of residence. These were furnished places? Kitchen accessories?

Ah that would be different, those aren't too common in the states, or at least not in Minneapolis.
insectoceanx
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States331 Posts
April 15 2014 16:11 GMT
#9
Ah yeah,in the states landlords are requires to provide heat, other than that good luck taking the bad ones to court to fix anything else. One thing I've learned over 7 years of renting is get EVERYTHING in writing and submit a written request for everything you need fixes done because when it comes down to it, spoken doesn't mean anything.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 15 2014 16:20 GMT
#10
On April 16 2014 01:11 insectoceanx wrote:
Ah yeah,in the states landlords are requires to provide heat, other than that good luck taking the bad ones to court to fix anything else. One thing I've learned over 7 years of renting is get EVERYTHING in writing and submit a written request for everything you need fixes done because when it comes down to it, spoken doesn't mean anything.


Is there a central authority that deals with this? In Ontario we have the Landlord and Tenant Board which resolves all disputes.
I am the Town Medic.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
April 15 2014 16:21 GMT
#11
On April 16 2014 00:23 Alzadar wrote:
Haven't had a tightly clenched knob since then.

I feel you man, landlord's got no business messing with your private shower time.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
vult
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United States9400 Posts
April 15 2014 16:23 GMT
#12
Shitty housemates suck man. I live with a kid (random housemate assignment) and he literally doesn't pick anything up. I had to shout at him to pick up the literal PILE of used tissues from the ground in the common room. He also loudly fucks his girlfriend twice a day and had the worst foot odor I have ever smelt.

Hang in there bro. Hopefully your shower can get fixed.
I used to play random, but for you I play very specifically.
insectoceanx
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States331 Posts
April 15 2014 16:33 GMT
#13
Landlord tenant laws and rights vary greatly by state and municipality and it's common for landlords to try to charge for things that it specifically states in the lawbooks that they cannot, if they own a lot of properties they count on you not knowing your rights. Last place tried charging me over 1000 charges where the only legitimate charge was a damaged shade.

My current landlord has everything fixed within a couple days or even same day and I don't think he would try the same thing, I think about moving but my landlords just too good to take a chance on a nicer location.
dravernor
Profile Blog Joined May 2013
Netherlands6185 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-15 16:43:27
April 15 2014 16:41 GMT
#14
I was expecting something more substantially awfully and less overdramatic go talk to your housemate, tell him you have a problem with his toilet paper consumption and would he please unclog his mess. Common courtesy.
As for the shower - call a plumber, tell the landlord afterwards. And speak to your housemate about it. And whoever else uses the showers.
Or I dunno. Blog about it I guess?
<3
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-15 16:51:48
April 15 2014 16:47 GMT
#15
Sorry to add to this but:

Plebian**

I lived in shared housing for 3 years but it was cheap and there were many people that I wish I could have hanged out with more. Not so happy with apartment lifestyle but my bed and pillow are heavenly. No bugs. Great climate control. Dirty dishes and fridge were the worst. Sometimes random noises bothered me too.
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
April 15 2014 17:02 GMT
#16
On April 16 2014 01:33 insectoceanx wrote:
Landlord tenant laws and rights vary greatly by state and municipality and it's common for landlords to try to charge for things that it specifically states in the lawbooks that they cannot, if they own a lot of properties they count on you not knowing your rights. Last place tried charging me over 1000 charges where the only legitimate charge was a damaged shade.

My current landlord has everything fixed within a couple days or even same day and I don't think he would try the same thing, I think about moving but my landlords just too good to take a chance on a nicer location.

They are up there with used car salesmen in terms of reputation, no offense to any used car sales people on TL.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 15 2014 17:19 GMT
#17
On April 16 2014 01:47 obesechicken13 wrote:
Sorry to add to this but:

Plebian**

I lived in shared housing for 3 years but it was cheap and there were many people that I wish I could have hanged out with more. Not so happy with apartment lifestyle but my bed and pillow are heavenly. No bugs. Great climate control. Dirty dishes and fridge were the worst. Sometimes random noises bothered me too.


Proletarian was correct, plebe does not have the same meaning.
I am the Town Medic.
Dyme
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany523 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-15 17:27:40
April 15 2014 17:26 GMT
#18
On April 16 2014 02:19 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2014 01:47 obesechicken13 wrote:
Sorry to add to this but:

Plebian**

I lived in shared housing for 3 years but it was cheap and there were many people that I wish I could have hanged out with more. Not so happy with apartment lifestyle but my bed and pillow are heavenly. No bugs. Great climate control. Dirty dishes and fridge were the worst. Sometimes random noises bothered me too.


Proletarian was correct, plebe does not have the same meaning.


They are kinda similar though.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
April 15 2014 17:28 GMT
#19
On April 16 2014 02:26 Dyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2014 02:19 Alzadar wrote:
On April 16 2014 01:47 obesechicken13 wrote:
Sorry to add to this but:

Plebian**

I lived in shared housing for 3 years but it was cheap and there were many people that I wish I could have hanged out with more. Not so happy with apartment lifestyle but my bed and pillow are heavenly. No bugs. Great climate control. Dirty dishes and fridge were the worst. Sometimes random noises bothered me too.


Proletarian was correct, plebe does not have the same meaning.


They are kinda similar though.


Yeah I might say that the plebs is a subset of the proletariat.
I am the Town Medic.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-04-15 17:43:53
April 15 2014 17:41 GMT
#20
On April 16 2014 02:28 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 16 2014 02:26 Dyme wrote:
On April 16 2014 02:19 Alzadar wrote:
On April 16 2014 01:47 obesechicken13 wrote:
Sorry to add to this but:

Plebian**

I lived in shared housing for 3 years but it was cheap and there were many people that I wish I could have hanged out with more. Not so happy with apartment lifestyle but my bed and pillow are heavenly. No bugs. Great climate control. Dirty dishes and fridge were the worst. Sometimes random noises bothered me too.


Proletarian was correct, plebe does not have the same meaning.


They are kinda similar though.


Yeah I might say that the plebs is a subset of the proletariat.

Well, I would argue that that's not exactly true. The proletariat is constituted of the people who don't have control over the means of production, and so they sell themselves as workforce. That is, working class only. However, plebes include people who are essentially not the aristocracy, that is both lower and "middle class" if you will. Artisans during the mercantile times, before the "bourgeoisie", could be rich but generally not quite as rich as the aristocracy. They were still plebes even though they weren't technically working class. I'd argue that if anything, proletariat is a subset of plebes - although "plebe" is ill adapted to be used to describe any people of a capitalist society, and even though it seems (to me) that plebe has even more of a negative connotation.

Long story short, the proletariat doesn't own shit, the plebes can.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
1 2 3 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 1h 34m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 33800
Sea 3765
Leta 437
Larva 187
scan(afreeca) 79
Sharp 60
sSak 33
Backho 23
NaDa 23
ToSsGirL 20
[ Show more ]
Sacsri 12
Dota 2
The International22944
Gorgc3600
Dendi474
Fuzer 166
BananaSlamJamma117
XcaliburYe91
NeuroSwarm78
League of Legends
JimRising 515
Counter-Strike
shoxiejesuss559
Stewie2K547
olofmeister311
Other Games
summit1g8016
singsing583
crisheroes467
Happy125
Sick124
Mew2King85
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick516
Algost 4
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH318
• LUISG 2
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
League of Legends
• Stunt403
• Jankos348
Upcoming Events
The PondCast
1h 34m
RSL Revival
1h 34m
Maru vs SHIN
MaNa vs MaxPax
Maestros of the Game
8h 34m
Classic vs TriGGeR
Reynor vs SHIN
OSC
18h 34m
MaNa vs SHIN
SKillous vs ShoWTimE
Bunny vs TBD
Cham vs TBD
RSL Revival
1d 1h
Reynor vs Astrea
Classic vs sOs
Maestros of the Game
1d 8h
Serral vs Ryung
ByuN vs Zoun
BSL Team Wars
1d 10h
Team Bonyth vs Team Dewalt
CranKy Ducklings
2 days
RSL Revival
2 days
GuMiho vs Cham
ByuN vs TriGGeR
Cosmonarchy
2 days
TriGGeR vs YoungYakov
YoungYakov vs HonMonO
HonMonO vs TriGGeR
[ Show More ]
Maestros of the Game
2 days
Solar vs Bunny
Clem vs Rogue
[BSL 2025] Weekly
2 days
RSL Revival
3 days
Cure vs Bunny
Creator vs Zoun
Maestros of the Game
3 days
Maru vs Lambo
herO vs ShoWTimE
BSL Team Wars
3 days
Team Hawk vs Team Sziky
Sparkling Tuna Cup
4 days
Monday Night Weeklies
4 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

CSL Season 18: Qualifier 2
SEL Season 2 Championship
HCC Europe

Ongoing

Copa Latinoamericana 4
BSL 20 Team Wars
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 3
BSL 21 Qualifiers
ASL Season 20
CSL 2025 AUTUMN (S18)
RSL Revival: Season 2
Maestros of the Game
Sisters' Call Cup
BLAST Open Fall Qual
Esports World Cup 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall 2025
BLAST Bounty Fall Qual
IEM Cologne 2025
FISSURE Playground #1
BLAST.tv Austin Major 2025

Upcoming

LASL Season 20
2025 Chongqing Offline CUP
BSL Season 21
BSL 21 Team A
Chzzk MurlocKing SC1 vs SC2 Cup #2
EC S1
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
MESA Nomadic Masters Fall
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.