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Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
May 02 2013 21:53 GMT
#41
On May 03 2013 06:50 ninazerg wrote:
I can see we're suffering from mass dyslexia here, so let's dissect this conversation down a bit. Our good friend and neighbor, -_-, posted the following:

Show nested quote +

from your post, I can you're not good at holding a conversation.


"I can you're not" <- a whole word is missing, either "see" or "tell". Therefore, I reply with:

Show nested quote +

From your post, I can you're not very good at communicating in general.


But then you guys did it wrong:

Show nested quote +

From your post, I can tell that you like carrots and apples.
From your post, I can tell it's your birthday. :D


From your posts, I can tell you all like SKIM MILK.

I noticed, actually, but I could tell that the situation was irreparable without an extensive explanation such as this. :<

Tl;dr: 2 cool 5 bad grammar
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
May 02 2013 21:54 GMT
#42
looks legit.
Mom
Profile Joined May 2013
9 Posts
May 02 2013 21:54 GMT
#43
On May 03 2013 06:50 kollin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:50 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:46 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:45 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:44 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

My 46 year old bisexual lover.

You are only digging yourself a deeper hole!!! Where did this insolence come from??

Probably that night when I found you in your room with four naked men.

YOU LITTLE CREEP! Don't change the subject

Is it that time of the month mom?

Grrrrrr..... I am driving, you'll get it when I'm back at home.
Love you dearie.
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
May 02 2013 21:55 GMT
#44
On May 03 2013 06:54 Mom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:50 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:50 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:46 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:45 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:44 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

My 46 year old bisexual lover.

You are only digging yourself a deeper hole!!! Where did this insolence come from??

Probably that night when I found you in your room with four naked men.

YOU LITTLE CREEP! Don't change the subject

Is it that time of the month mom?

Grrrrrr..... I am driving, you'll get it when I'm back at home.

I'm not coming back home, my 46 year old bisexual partner and I are going to live together.
nunez
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Norway4003 Posts
May 02 2013 21:59 GMT
#45
On May 03 2013 05:42 -_- wrote:
from your post, I can you're not good at holding a conversation.


chuckle! i have a soft spot for these.
conspired against by a confederacy of dunces.
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
May 02 2013 22:04 GMT
#46
On May 03 2013 06:50 ninazerg wrote:
I can see we're suffering from mass dyslexia here, so let's dissect this conversation down a bit. Our good friend and neighbor, -_-, posted the following:

Show nested quote +

from your post, I can you're not good at holding a conversation.


"I can you're not" <- a whole word is missing, either "see" or "tell". Therefore, I reply with:

Show nested quote +

From your post, I can you're not very good at communicating in general.


But then you guys did it wrong:

Show nested quote +

From your post, I can tell that you like carrots and apples.
From your post, I can tell it's your birthday. :D


From your posts, I can tell you all like SKIM MILK.


You put a period outside of the quotation marks around "tell."

And you're not going to improve your relationship with your Dad if you miss the point of a statement and focus on trivialities!
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 02 2013 22:05 GMT
#47
On May 03 2013 06:55 kollin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:54 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:50 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:50 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:46 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:45 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:44 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

My 46 year old bisexual lover.

You are only digging yourself a deeper hole!!! Where did this insolence come from??

Probably that night when I found you in your room with four naked men.

YOU LITTLE CREEP! Don't change the subject

Is it that time of the month mom?

Grrrrrr..... I am driving, you'll get it when I'm back at home.

I'm not coming back home, my 46 year old bisexual partner and I are going to live together.


You're not in love. You're not old enough to understand what love is.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Shock710
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia6097 Posts
May 02 2013 22:08 GMT
#48
and here i was expecting, her dad had discovered some weird porn fetish...well i guess TL is kinda like porn
dAPhREAk gives Shock a * | [23:55] <Shock710> that was out of context -_- [16:26] <@motbob> Good question, Shock!
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
May 02 2013 22:09 GMT
#49
On May 03 2013 07:05 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:55 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:54 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:50 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:50 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:46 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:45 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:44 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

My 46 year old bisexual lover.

You are only digging yourself a deeper hole!!! Where did this insolence come from??

Probably that night when I found you in your room with four naked men.

YOU LITTLE CREEP! Don't change the subject

Is it that time of the month mom?

Grrrrrr..... I am driving, you'll get it when I'm back at home.

I'm not coming back home, my 46 year old bisexual partner and I are going to live together.


You're not in love. You're not old enough to understand what love is.

He completes me, I need him.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 02 2013 22:11 GMT
#50
On May 03 2013 07:04 -_- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:50 ninazerg wrote:
I can see we're suffering from mass dyslexia here, so let's dissect this conversation down a bit. Our good friend and neighbor, -_-, posted the following:


from your post, I can you're not good at holding a conversation.


"I can you're not" <- a whole word is missing, either "see" or "tell". Therefore, I reply with:


From your post, I can you're not very good at communicating in general.


But then you guys did it wrong:


From your post, I can tell that you like carrots and apples.
From your post, I can tell it's your birthday. :D


From your posts, I can tell you all like SKIM MILK.


You put a period outside of the quotation marks around "tell."

And you're not going to improve your relationship with your Dad if you miss the point of a statement and focus on trivialities!


You don't put periods inside the quotation marks, especially when categorizing items, such as "giraffes", "candles", "DVDs", or "birds". Normally, you don't need quotation marks for categorizing, but in this case, since I was talking about specific words you could use in a sentence, the rules of the Queen's English dictate that I must use the quotation marks.

Also, you're wrong.

Also, my Dad and I are going to watch a movie now, so please, help yourself to some crow. It's like chicken, I hear.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
unkkz
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Norway2196 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-02 22:26:09
May 02 2013 22:13 GMT
#51
This was slightly amusing but the title led me on for something massive. This was almost as disappointing as that blog about "worst parents ever" with some spoiled brat whining about his private school, high IQ and not getting to play videogames while i expect some horror story of abuse or alcohol and what not.

Next time include more drama, perhaps you murdered someone and they found out? IT'S LIKE YOU´RE NOT EVEN TRYING JESUS!
radscorpion9
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Canada2252 Posts
May 02 2013 22:16 GMT
#52
On May 03 2013 07:13 unkkz wrote:
This was slightly amusing but the title led me on for something massive. This was almost as disappointing as that blog about "worst parents ever" with some spoiled brat whining about his private school, high IQ and not getting to play videogames.

Next time include more drama, perhaps you murdered someone and they found out? IT'S LIKE YOU´RE NOT EVEN TRYING JESUS!


whoa I must have low standards or something, I really enjoyed this post. I think the replies are pretty funny . It definitely sounds like the dad is trying to communicate with poor Nina. It makes sense - the only reason the dad would forget what she just said is because he's stressed, trying to find something to talk to her about and maintain a conversation. That's my best guess.

I find other Team Liquidians so fascinating
-_-
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States7081 Posts
May 02 2013 22:28 GMT
#53
On May 03 2013 07:11 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 07:04 -_- wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:50 ninazerg wrote:
I can see we're suffering from mass dyslexia here, so let's dissect this conversation down a bit. Our good friend and neighbor, -_-, posted the following:


from your post, I can you're not good at holding a conversation.


"I can you're not" <- a whole word is missing, either "see" or "tell". Therefore, I reply with:


From your post, I can you're not very good at communicating in general.


But then you guys did it wrong:


From your post, I can tell that you like carrots and apples.
From your post, I can tell it's your birthday. :D


From your posts, I can tell you all like SKIM MILK.


You put a period outside of the quotation marks around "tell."

And you're not going to improve your relationship with your Dad if you miss the point of a statement and focus on trivialities!


You don't put periods inside the quotation marks, especially when categorizing items, such as "giraffes", "candles", "DVDs", or "birds". Normally, you don't need quotation marks for categorizing, but in this case, since I was talking about specific words you could use in a sentence, the rules of the Queen's English dictate that I must use the quotation marks.

Also, you're wrong.

Also, my Dad and I are going to watch a movie now, so please, help yourself to some crow. It's like chicken, I hear.


*Needs to get to the bottom of this*

*Interrogation mode activated*

Are you British or American?
Jellikit
Profile Joined September 2010
Sweden258 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-02 22:30:59
May 02 2013 22:29 GMT
#54
3/5 brilliant title, good length, good language but it really needs more drama, it got a bit boring.
Shady Sands
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
United States4021 Posts
May 02 2013 22:57 GMT
#55
Does that mean that once I date you, you can introduce me to your dad as that guy from Team Liquid
Что?
babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
May 02 2013 23:04 GMT
#56
On May 03 2013 07:04 -_- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:50 ninazerg wrote:
I can see we're suffering from mass dyslexia here, so let's dissect this conversation down a bit. Our good friend and neighbor, -_-, posted the following:


from your post, I can you're not good at holding a conversation.


"I can you're not" <- a whole word is missing, either "see" or "tell". Therefore, I reply with:


From your post, I can you're not very good at communicating in general.


But then you guys did it wrong:


From your post, I can tell that you like carrots and apples.
From your post, I can tell it's your birthday. :D


From your posts, I can tell you all like SKIM MILK.


You put a period outside of the quotation marks around "tell."

And you're not going to improve your relationship with your Dad if you miss the point of a statement and focus on trivialities!

You can put periods inside or outside the quotation marks. Inside is more typical of British English, while outside is typical of American English. As long as you're consistent with the usage, it doesn't really matter.
Aerisky
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
United States12129 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-02 23:06:43
May 02 2013 23:06 GMT
#57
On May 03 2013 08:04 babylon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 07:04 -_- wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:50 ninazerg wrote:
I can see we're suffering from mass dyslexia here, so let's dissect this conversation down a bit. Our good friend and neighbor, -_-, posted the following:


from your post, I can you're not good at holding a conversation.


"I can you're not" <- a whole word is missing, either "see" or "tell". Therefore, I reply with:


From your post, I can you're not very good at communicating in general.


But then you guys did it wrong:


From your post, I can tell that you like carrots and apples.
From your post, I can tell it's your birthday. :D


From your posts, I can tell you all like SKIM MILK.


You put a period outside of the quotation marks around "tell."

And you're not going to improve your relationship with your Dad if you miss the point of a statement and focus on trivialities!

You can put periods inside or outside the quotation marks. Inside is more typical of British English, while outside is typical of American English. As long as you're consistent with the usage, it doesn't really matter.

Ninja'd

I have to say that -_- seems very reasonable with his comments.
Jim while Johnny had had had had had had had; had had had had the better effect on the teacher.
Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
May 02 2013 23:29 GMT
#58
On May 03 2013 07:29 Jellikit wrote:
3/5 brilliant title, good length, good language but it really needs more drama, it got a bit boring.

It's a rant, not a Shakespearean play.
thOr6136
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Slovenia1775 Posts
May 02 2013 23:33 GMT
#59
On May 03 2013 05:40 kollin wrote:
My parents think everybody here is a sexual predator >.>


hahah, same here :D
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 02 2013 23:51 GMT
#60
On May 03 2013 08:33 thOr6136 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 05:40 kollin wrote:
My parents think everybody here is a sexual predator >.>


hahah, same here :D

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