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[SFW] My Dad discovered my awful secret - Page 4

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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
May 03 2013 00:03 GMT
#61
On May 03 2013 06:08 Ushio wrote:
I came into this expecting it to be a story about your dad catching you touching yourself, Lol.


I did too.

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32
Profile Joined February 2010
United States163 Posts
May 03 2013 00:07 GMT
#62
If you let your parents know a little about the pro scene, maybe show them a video or two, I bet they would catch on. Thinking about it as a sport helps people I think. Or perhaps it's just that other people find it amusing I call it a kind of sport. Though I admit I know nothing of your parents.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 03 2013 01:21 GMT
#63
On May 03 2013 09:07 32 wrote:
If you let your parents know a little about the pro scene, maybe show them a video or two, I bet they would catch on. Thinking about it as a sport helps people I think. Or perhaps it's just that other people find it amusing I call it a kind of sport. Though I admit I know nothing of your parents.


Both of my parents know about the pro-scene in StarCraft, but pay no attention to it. Some things just can't be helped though; I can't force them to follow my interests.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
FlaShFTW
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States10410 Posts
May 03 2013 01:57 GMT
#64

Mom was just banned by KadaverBB.

That account was created on 2013-05-03 06:32:27 and had 9 posts.

Reason: You've had your fun.

NOOOO!!!! that was hilarious though xD
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HeeroFX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States2704 Posts
May 03 2013 01:57 GMT
#65
I have no idea why I found this funny to read, sorry if wasn't meant to make me laugh.
MinscandBoo
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
252 Posts
May 03 2013 02:14 GMT
#66
On May 03 2013 05:55 -_- wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 05:46 ninazerg wrote:
On May 03 2013 05:42 -_- wrote:
from your post, I can you're not good at holding a conversation.


From your post, I can you're not very good at communicating in general.


Relax! No need for bon mots!

But lets be honest with ourselves here. You just described your Dad desperately trying initiate conversation with you as "Interrogation Mode."

Oh yeah, if you want your Dad to remember what you tell, you can't give him abrupt little replies. If you listed 10 facts out of the blue about Zebras, nobody would be able to remember any of them. But if you tell a story about them with plenty of context, people will.


You don't know for certain that her dad really cares and wants to have a conversation though. My dad used to ask me questions like this and I would tell him stories of awesome games I'd seen recently or funny threads and he just zoned me out and kept asking around as if I hadn't said anything. Still love him, but he did.
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Tatari
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1179 Posts
May 03 2013 02:34 GMT
#67
On May 03 2013 05:40 kollin wrote:
My parents think everybody here is a sexual predator >.>


Well... if you're in need of one... ring me up
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N.geNuity
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States5112 Posts
May 03 2013 02:53 GMT
#68
On May 03 2013 06:08 Ushio wrote:
I came into this expecting it to be a story about your dad catching you touching yourself, Lol.


I thought he would have found a copy of Giggly Girl Esports hidden under the bed
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xenogis
Profile Joined February 2011
United States63 Posts
May 03 2013 03:00 GMT
#69
my dad's like this when he's drunk haha. always yells questions and doesn't even listen to the answer. if your dad is like mine, he's not trying to be a dick, he's probably just old and bad at communication. like others have said, be more open. even if your dad doesn't remember what you say, show him love and respect and he should start to reciprocate.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
May 03 2013 03:14 GMT
#70
So what's the awful secret o.o

I mean he already knew about SC/TL?
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Kommatiazo
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States579 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-05-03 03:25:25
May 03 2013 03:21 GMT
#71
The only thing missing to make this blog derailment official and fully fledged is to have the tank tank revolution background for a page or two. Well played Mom and Kollin.

On topic: I feel like parents only ask to make sure you aren't dying/insane/in trouble and if the answer to their inquisitions is something tamer than Porn/Drugs/Becoming a Black Metal band groupie they stop listening sometimes. Just today I was on TL typing away on my mechanical keyboard and my dad come's in and asks what I'm working so hard on in here. "Nothing, just posting on the TL forums dad. It's not work." "Oh. ok." I think he lost interest at "posting" lol
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Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
May 03 2013 03:31 GMT
#72
rofl
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WombaT
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Northern Ireland26857 Posts
May 03 2013 03:40 GMT
#73
I feel your pain OP.

I don't mind conversation, but there's a time and a place. Parents often demand peace and quiet time, or some space, I too required this at times as a stroppy teenager, but on other times could have great conversations.

I just hate monosyllabic small-talk, same as in any job I've worked. It's so fucking awkward I don't know why people bother half the time
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 03 2013 04:26 GMT
#74
On May 03 2013 11:14 MinscandBoo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 05:55 -_- wrote:
On May 03 2013 05:46 ninazerg wrote:
On May 03 2013 05:42 -_- wrote:
from your post, I can you're not good at holding a conversation.


From your post, I can you're not very good at communicating in general.


Relax! No need for bon mots!

But lets be honest with ourselves here. You just described your Dad desperately trying initiate conversation with you as "Interrogation Mode."

Oh yeah, if you want your Dad to remember what you tell, you can't give him abrupt little replies. If you listed 10 facts out of the blue about Zebras, nobody would be able to remember any of them. But if you tell a story about them with plenty of context, people will.


You don't know for certain that her dad really cares and wants to have a conversation though. My dad used to ask me questions like this and I would tell him stories of awesome games I'd seen recently or funny threads and he just zoned me out and kept asking around as if I hadn't said anything. Still love him, but he did.


Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

On May 03 2013 11:53 N.geNuity wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:08 Ushio wrote:
I came into this expecting it to be a story about your dad catching you touching yourself, Lol.


I thought he would have found a copy of Giggly Girl Esports hidden under the bed


HOW DO YOU RMBR THAT?

"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
May 03 2013 04:55 GMT
#75
Hm, yeah... it seems that only the very beginning of the conversation matters to them, and the rest hinges on your response. And the "beginning of the conversation" is always their first real contribution: in this case, "WHAT IS THAT WEBPAGE?"

You responded, "o, its jus' a mesh ujj bored"

Of course, he's probably not going to know what that means, because he doesn't keep up with technology or "what all the cool kids are doing these days." Thus is he launched, like a Labrador when he expects his tennis ball to be thrown one direction, but his master throws it in another one, into that boggy cloud of demential confusion, out of which none over 40 has ever been seen returning.

In his vain attempt to climb out of the mire, he continues mucking through until he cannot bear to try to understand any longer, and tries instead to return to the original point, latching on to whatever he remembers comprehending. Had he listened to your first words a bit better, he may have saved himself by helping to fix the problem of uncomfortable nighttime temperatures.

I often pity how "normal" and "society-driven" my family members are (and others in general). But then I ask, "Where are all the weird people? You know, the ones with long beards and their own cornucopia of deities? Where are the ones with devices of their own creation in the backyard that tend the gardens and the grass for them, a problem they have solved and not simply settled with giving up search of the answer?"

And then I realize, perhaps they have left society, and I am still inside it. And do I really want to leave society, or can people of this kind be found within it? What a luxury that would be!
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Emzeeshady
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Canada4203 Posts
May 03 2013 05:10 GMT
#76
--- Nuked ---
catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3836 Posts
May 05 2013 19:02 GMT
#77
I was Mom. Sorry for derailing your thread, I suffered the punishment that came with making an alt account!
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ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 06 2013 02:10 GMT
#78
On May 06 2013 04:02 catplanetcatplanet wrote:
I was Mom. Sorry for derailing your thread, I suffered the punishment that came with making an alt account!


It's fine. o.o

If I made some thread where it was like "I'm hosting a Pong tournament on May 23rd, with a prize of 25 dollars for the winner, let me know if you want to sign up!" and then it drifted off into sexual predators and grammar mistakes, I might be a bit peeved, but in this case, nah.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
May 06 2013 13:54 GMT
#79
You know, I'm quite glad my parents completely limited my internet usage until a comparatively late age. Sadly it prevented me from following Progaming properly till 2008 (I would have loved to start in 2006).

Their principle reason, I summarized in a song: "everySinglePersonOnTheInternet'sAPedoPHILE" repeat
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woreyour
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
582 Posts
May 06 2013 14:50 GMT
#80
not being a predator but how old are you?

You are acting like 12. Your parents are just concerned about you. They are just checking what is up with you and what you are doing in the internet as things happening nowadays can be shitty, predators and shit.

You should be thankful your dad is taking time doing this, just to make sure you wont end up a hooker or have daddy issues. Meh, you wont understand this until you are old enough..

Just try to improve your conversation skills with your parents as they are trying too. Explain SC2 stuff like you would explain to a child - that should work. Your lucky they even try and are concerned... kids these days..
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