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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
May 02 2013 21:35 GMT
#21
On May 03 2013 05:40 kollin wrote:
My parents think everybody here is a sexual predator >.>


Who's to say they're wrong ô_ô
memes are a dish best served dank
Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
May 02 2013 21:35 GMT
#22
On May 03 2013 06:34 Mom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 05:40 kollin wrote:
My parents think everybody here is a sexual predator >.>

Four thousand messages with those sex offenders?! Do you know how much trouble you are in, young man?

I have one thing to say about this:

LOL
Mom
Profile Joined May 2013
9 Posts
May 02 2013 21:36 GMT
#23
On May 03 2013 06:35 marttorn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 05:40 kollin wrote:
My parents think everybody here is a sexual predator >.>


Who's to say they're wrong ô_ô

That's it, here's where I draw the line.

You have some explaining to do when I get home, Colin.
Love you dearie.
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
May 02 2013 21:36 GMT
#24
On May 03 2013 06:34 Mom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 05:40 kollin wrote:
My parents think everybody here is a sexual predator >.>

Four thousand messages with those sex offenders?! Do you know how much trouble you are in, young man?

Holy shit, that's hilarious hahaha
Mom
Profile Joined May 2013
9 Posts
May 02 2013 21:37 GMT
#25
On May 03 2013 06:36 kollin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:34 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 05:40 kollin wrote:
My parents think everybody here is a sexual predator >.>

Four thousand messages with those sex offenders?! Do you know how much trouble you are in, young man?

Holy shit, that's hilarious hahaha

Goodness gracious! Did you learn that kind of language here too?!
Love you dearie.
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
May 02 2013 21:38 GMT
#26
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
May 02 2013 21:38 GMT
#27
On May 03 2013 06:37 Mom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:36 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:34 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 05:40 kollin wrote:
My parents think everybody here is a sexual predator >.>

Four thousand messages with those sex offenders?! Do you know how much trouble you are in, young man?

Holy shit, that's hilarious hahaha

Goodness gracious! Did you learn that kind of language here too?!


Your son's behaviour has been appalling, to say the least. He doesn't even know who or what I am and he's told me what country he lives in, and what his xbox live handle is.
memes are a dish best served dank
Sn0_Man
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
Tebellong44238 Posts
May 02 2013 21:41 GMT
#28
How on earth was "Mom" an available name on TL until today? o.O
LiquidDota StaffSCIENTISTS BAFFLED | 3275929302
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 02 2013 21:42 GMT
#29
On May 03 2013 06:37 Mom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:36 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:34 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 05:40 kollin wrote:
My parents think everybody here is a sexual predator >.>

Four thousand messages with those sex offenders?! Do you know how much trouble you are in, young man?

Holy shit, that's hilarious hahaha

Goodness gracious! Did you learn that kind of language here too?!


MOM, GET OUT OF MY THREAD. UGH.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
ymir233
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States8275 Posts
May 02 2013 21:43 GMT
#30
Teamliquid imbalance threads too embarrassing, switch to porn instead.
Come motivate me to be cynical about animus at http://infinityandone.blogspot.com/ // Stork proxy gates are beautiful.
Mom
Profile Joined May 2013
9 Posts
May 02 2013 21:43 GMT
#31
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?
Love you dearie.
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
May 02 2013 21:44 GMT
#32
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

My 46 year old bisexual lover.
Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
May 02 2013 21:44 GMT
#33
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

Sexual predator = gentleman

Seems legit
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
May 02 2013 21:45 GMT
#34
On May 03 2013 06:44 Antylamon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

Sexual predator = gentleman

Seems legit


In his defence, some of us are still only "potential paedophiles".
https://steamcommunity.com/id/*tlusernamehere*/
Mom
Profile Joined May 2013
9 Posts
May 02 2013 21:45 GMT
#35
On May 03 2013 06:44 kollin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

My 46 year old bisexual lover.

You are only digging yourself a deeper hole!!! Where did this insolence come from??
Love you dearie.
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
May 02 2013 21:46 GMT
#36
On May 03 2013 06:45 Mom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:44 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

My 46 year old bisexual lover.

You are only digging yourself a deeper hole!!! Where did this insolence come from??

Probably that night when I found you in your room with four naked men.
Demberks
Profile Joined April 2013
Sweden24 Posts
May 02 2013 21:48 GMT
#37
Can't refer to any of this, my parents are actually quite interested and asks me about the game and understand a lot of it suprisingly well.

Did your dad really scream those questions at you?
I have no good quote to add
Mom
Profile Joined May 2013
9 Posts
May 02 2013 21:50 GMT
#38
On May 03 2013 06:46 kollin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:45 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:44 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

My 46 year old bisexual lover.

You are only digging yourself a deeper hole!!! Where did this insolence come from??

Probably that night when I found you in your room with four naked men.

YOU LITTLE CREEP! Don't change the subject
Love you dearie.
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
May 02 2013 21:50 GMT
#39
I can see we're suffering from mass dyslexia here, so let's dissect this conversation down a bit. Our good friend and neighbor, -_-, posted the following:


from your post, I can you're not good at holding a conversation.


"I can you're not" <- a whole word is missing, either "see" or "tell". Therefore, I reply with:


From your post, I can you're not very good at communicating in general.


But then you guys did it wrong:


From your post, I can tell that you like carrots and apples.
From your post, I can tell it's your birthday. :D


From your posts, I can tell you all like SKIM MILK.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
kollin
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United Kingdom8380 Posts
May 02 2013 21:50 GMT
#40
On May 03 2013 06:50 Mom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 03 2013 06:46 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:45 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:44 kollin wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:43 Mom wrote:
On May 03 2013 06:38 kollin wrote:
Sorry, I don't want you to lock me in the coal cellar again

Edit that disgusting language out of that instant message and I might forgive you.

And would you mind informing me who this gentleman 'marttorn' is???!,,?

My 46 year old bisexual lover.

You are only digging yourself a deeper hole!!! Where did this insolence come from??

Probably that night when I found you in your room with four naked men.

YOU LITTLE CREEP! Don't change the subject

Is it that time of the month mom?
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