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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 12:58:02
June 18 2012 01:16 GMT
#1
I participated in a discussion recently about how veteran TL posters look back on their first posts on the site, and realize how stupid they were back then. I thought it might be fun for this to be a thread where people share their first posts on TeamLiquid. Maybe provide some commentary as you look back. :D

Staff and prominent community members are strongly encouraged to share their first posts, so that we may laugh at them.

This is my first post, and first thread.

GOD I WAS SOOOO NOOOOOOOB D:

Some comments about this thread from cool dudes and chicks on IRC:

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<Xxio> wow archas such a tryhard
but so manner and cute

<brian> lol
at least like
aside from what you're actually saying
you dont sound like an idiot
but as long as you ignore the content of the post
you seem like a vaguely intelligent person

<Kiett> lol so qt
"what is bm"
"is bonjwa some korean insult"

<DivinO> it was the intellectual equivalent of "hey guys, i'm new here, want to smell this dildo that was just in my ass?"


Let's hear it, guys.

On June 18 2012 17:29 ]343[ wrote:
look at http://www.teamliquid.net/mytlnet/myposts.php?currentpage=133&action=view_as_posts, where 133 is replaced with as big a number as you can (if you make the number too big, you'll be able to see the last [earliest] page of posts).


***
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19221 Posts
June 18 2012 01:18 GMT
#2
I have no idea what my first post was but I'm entirely certain it was enlightening, insightful, action-packed, the best post of the year, exhilarating, two thumbs up.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 18 2012 01:18 GMT
#3
On June 18 2012 10:18 tofucake wrote:
I have no idea what my first post was but I'm entirely certain it was enlightening, insightful, action-packed, the best post of the year, exhilarating, two thumbs up.

You're full of shit.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9642 Posts
June 18 2012 01:20 GMT
#4
my first posts make me look like a little girl eager for approval.

so no, im not linking to them.
Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 01:24:36
June 18 2012 01:22 GMT
#5
I'm not really sure how to search for my first post, since if you go into post history it's sorted by Last Message in the thread...

I think it was either this one: (in a thread about the mineral blocks in Medusa)

Actually I think the minerals are actually worth "0" there so you can keep on mining them when attempting to jump...


or this one: (about iCCup Goals)

I wanted to see what level I was - and that was basically through playing as many games as I could. So I succeeded in getting over my fear of playing unknown players over the internet, which was pretty cool since I don't have to play only with my less-skilled friends anymore.

Made C- on one account, though my actual level is probably D+ or something. Definitely looking forward to playing more now that the mental hurdle is gone.


Pretty cool to see (especially the iCCup one), since that was the beginning of my journey through playing competitive Brood War. Three years later, I made it to C, and blogged about it too! I can die satisfied now.
AIV_Funnytoss and sGs.Funnytoss on iCCup
Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
June 18 2012 01:23 GMT
#6

Find out her blood type. If you have the same blood type, cut out your liver. Say you can't live without her. She will be instantly in love.

If you don't have the same blood type, break into her house and steal her clothes. Wear them to work one day. She will be instantly in love.

Trust me on this...


I'm pretty proud of my first post lol
EffOrt. That is all.
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19221 Posts
June 18 2012 01:24 GMT
#7
On June 18 2012 10:18 Archas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2012 10:18 tofucake wrote:
I have no idea what my first post was but I'm entirely certain it was enlightening, insightful, action-packed, the best post of the year, exhilarating, two thumbs up.

You're full of shit.


I think this is my first post:
On October 23 2009 01:04 tofucake wrote:
Yeah. We are tracking down that midget bastard now.

Anyway, the server we need to host SC alone would cost about $400 USD a month. We aren't about to ask our players for that.

But have no fear, unk will rob a bank or something and everything will be fixed.

Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
June 18 2012 01:27 GMT
#8
My really awful posts didn't come until later, luckily for me, but my first post was in some random GSTL interview about DRG. I just said something like "DRG is cool, but I like slayers more" if I remember (it was in relation to MVP vs Slayers in GSTL i'm guessing)
memes are a dish best served dank
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46060 Posts
June 18 2012 01:36 GMT
#9
If you can tell me how I can find my first post, I'll read it and spoiler it.

27 months and 14482 posts on this forum and I still don't know half the stuff around here :D

TL is always a learning experience though
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5224 Posts
June 18 2012 01:36 GMT
#10
On June 18 2012 10:20 Gene wrote:
my first posts make me look like a little girl eager for approval.

so no, im not linking to them.


as if that's anything new for you brian
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
DRTnOOber
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
New Zealand476 Posts
June 18 2012 01:38 GMT
#11
I got private messaged and my first post(s) were "closed". I was warned not to just post links to other sites for promotional purposes...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=340986

SHAME
But I'm off creep... and so I slow down, what are hellions doing here? I don't belong here...
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46060 Posts
June 18 2012 01:39 GMT
#12
Archas, from your thread with your first post:

On July 29 2010 04:00 Archas wrote:
Many thanks to all the people who've welcomed me to TL / helped me out! It means a lot to me.

Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 03:55 MutaDoom wrote:
I have to add, do not proclaim anyone new as a bonjwa. It's just not a good idea. Ever.


I confess that's one term I haven't heard yet. Is it some kind of Korean insult?


Hahahahaha you're so cute ♥
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 01:42:18
June 18 2012 01:42 GMT
#13
On June 18 2012 10:39 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Archas, from your thread with your first post:

Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 04:00 Archas wrote:
Many thanks to all the people who've welcomed me to TL / helped me out! It means a lot to me.

On July 29 2010 03:55 MutaDoom wrote:
I have to add, do not proclaim anyone new as a bonjwa. It's just not a good idea. Ever.


I confess that's one term I haven't heard yet. Is it some kind of Korean insult?


Hahahahaha you're so cute ♥


Ahahahahha that's the funniest thing i've read all week
memes are a dish best served dank
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 22:23:16
June 18 2012 01:44 GMT
#14
How did you find where your first post is? I can't find mine its pretty upsetting actually, cuz I was a long time lurker, and need to make new posts lol.

EDIT: the guy under me is a genius, total baller

My first post wasn't too memorable, just
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On July 28 2011 07:53 docvoc wrote:
I'm surprised none of the mlg maps or crevasse is in tthe map pool. However RIP metalopolis the last bit of love i had for the old maps. Thanks for the post



This one is kinda funny because afterwards I found out that I love carriers from the "We must fight for the Carrier" thread.
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idk what to do about carriers they are just so messed up. They have an ability that makes them usable, not useful and if we buff them they will take over the game because people will just cannon up and rush for them. Maybe they should just get replaced.
User was warned for too many mimes.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
June 18 2012 01:49 GMT
#15
Oh yeah, here's how to find a complete overview of your posts, including of course your first one. Go to this link:

http://www.teamliquid.net/mytlnet/myposts.php?action=view_as_posts&currentpage=1

And then just change the number at the end of the URL to what page of your posting history you wanna go to. For example, my posting history is 81 pages long so if I wanted to find my first post I'd add 81 instead of 1 at the end of the URL.
memes are a dish best served dank
NoctemSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States771 Posts
June 18 2012 01:49 GMT
#16
Ohhh jeez.
This is mine.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=308530#1

The title that I used...I didn't even think about it at the time of posting.
http://www.twitch.tv/noctemsc <--Most epic fun times
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19221 Posts
June 18 2012 01:52 GMT
#17
Hey I was right about my first post :D
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46060 Posts
June 18 2012 01:54 GMT
#18
My first post is me speaking matter-of-factly about cheesy strategies as if I know what the hell I'm talking about:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116186&currentpage=9#169

My second post is me talking about math:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116270#20

Sounds about right.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
FaZe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada472 Posts
June 18 2012 01:55 GMT
#19
My posts from 2 years ago are so much better than my more recent ones D:

1st post : + Show Spoiler +
I believe it, lol.

I feel like being physically fit helps all aspects of your life though. Exercise can increase the size of cerebral blood vessels, and people who regularly exercise have more efficient circulatory systems - resulting in additional glucose and oxygen to the brain. Maybe it wouldn't make a difference, but in an environment where fractions of a second can be the difference between a win and a loss, it's something to think about.

I think that adding an hour a day of solid exercise could actually be beneficial to a hardcore gaming training program :D
"Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none."
mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 01:57:51
June 18 2012 01:56 GMT
#20
I'm tempted to post in your first thread.

Edit: Also how does one find their first post? I looked through my last posts and it only goes a certain number back.
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