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JBright
Profile Joined September 2010
Vancouver14381 Posts
June 18 2012 18:46 GMT
#101
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94273&currentpage=400#7998

Ah yes, the ADT. I still wish someone would make a new FMP anime.


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=255732

Didn't make a thread until almost a year later. But it was a pretty good thread if I do say so myself.
ModeratorThe good and the wise lead quiet lives. Neo's #1 Frenemy and nightmare.
MrSantiago
Profile Joined June 2012
United States6 Posts
June 18 2012 19:36 GMT
#102
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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 18 2012 19:39 GMT
#103
That is some meta shit right there.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 19:41:14
June 18 2012 19:40 GMT
#104
On June 19 2012 04:36 MrSantiago wrote:
My first post was:

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MY MIND IS FULL OF WAT. Ahh if only it wasn't an alt account.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 18 2012 19:53 GMT
#105
My first three posts (one is in quote, 2 and 3 are in order):

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My first post on TL under my first account. (I got banned because I was so retarded they thought I was trolling)
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
June 18 2012 20:06 GMT
#106
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=330888&currentpage=2#21

I'm pretty sure that was my first post, and its not all that bad.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
June 18 2012 20:24 GMT
#107
Oh god I don't wanna remember, probably some balance whining or SC2 bashing during the beta.
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
jdseemoreglass
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States3773 Posts
June 18 2012 20:42 GMT
#108
I actually remember my first post, don't even have to look it up. It was a complaint that the rocks were suddenly removed from Desert Oasis allowing lings to run right into my main and kill me.
"If you want this forum to be full of half-baked philosophy discussions between pompous faggots like yourself forever, stay the course captain vanilla" - FakeSteve[TPR], 2006
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
June 18 2012 20:53 GMT
#109
No idea what it was, but I guess it was in a lr thread or in a power rank. Not sure, I was afraid as hell to post, I think there's something like a year between my finding of team liquid and my first post. With registration somewhere in between.
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
June 18 2012 20:53 GMT
#110
My first post was... trying to LR in a CJ vs MBC Hero SPL match. Sea vs Skyhigh.
Shit I miss BW.
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20255 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 00:05:06
June 19 2012 00:04 GMT
#111
On November 02 2003 20:29 Slaughter wrote:
I always thought Yellow > all :D. Oh yea didn't Yellow just go 2-0 vs Nada? I think so :D


Looked and found it! Ah the good ole days ^_^
Never Knows Best.
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
June 19 2012 00:48 GMT
#112
Hesmyrr May 01, 2010 23:20 Thread: TL Mafia Forum Direct Link
Sounds fun. May I be given access to the Mafia forum?

I had benefit of voluntarily closing my initial, older ID. So no noobiness from me :p
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
June 19 2012 03:32 GMT
#113
My first ever post ever.

MountainDewJunkie United States. June 29 2009 16:06
Killer thread. May I?

I've beaten the Brood War campaign at least a dozen times, but have never completed the Original campaign (I always skip the PvP levels... I hate PvP!).

I have a huge crush on tutor who works at the math center at my college, almost as huge as her breasts (oh, and I have a somewhat unhealthy love of breasts).

I am strangely sexually attracted to women whom I can't tolerate.

I have had phone sex with a friend from another state at least one-hundred times.

I use multiple mirrors in the bathroom to check if I'm starting to lose my hair.

I have shoplifted over $200 worth of sunglasses and belts.

I bombed on a guitar solo in front of 600 people.

How fucking embarrassing!

This was me in a nutshell 3 years ago.

Updates:
- did finally beat SC1 campaign
- big titted tutor was married, was a no-go (slim chance of success anyway)
- I'm currently dating someone I couldn't tolerate
- I still have all my hair
- haven't had da phone fap in 4 years. But everyone should try it. Prefer actual sex, though.
- haven't shoplifted in 4 years, and I was an idiot for even doing so
- I am still humiliated about that guitar solo
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
sc2superfan101
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
3583 Posts
June 19 2012 04:42 GMT
#114
in the ten commandment thread:
On February 14 2012 18:13 sc2superfan101 wrote:
first post here right?

and to this day not one person has answered...
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 06:21:09
June 19 2012 06:18 GMT
#115
Most likely my first post after quite a bit of lurking time. I didnt think I was good enough to join/post here since back then pretty much everyone was extremely good. But when I quit competetive BW i figured I might as well join.
On June 23 2003 01:32 Eatme wrote:
I've played Vonster.v13 (he played T) almost a year ago and he had a wooping 88apm and was barely over 100 in his peaks. Probably beacause he wasnt trying and were pretty occupied calling me a noob. I might add he was one of the best T players I've played.


Here is the thread, unfortunately the OP has been nuked:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=4988

EDIT: Still recall that game, was in some korean channel on west. I was 12 and he was 9 on LT. I did a sneak expo and didnt really get my goons in time for his tankdrop. Then he slowpushed with turrets across the map and there were nothing I could do.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
June 19 2012 07:49 GMT
#116
My first post was in the FPL thread. I put roro on my anti T_T
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
bgx
Profile Joined August 2010
Poland6595 Posts
June 19 2012 08:05 GMT
#117
1st thing ive noticed

My English was more coherent T.T

Maybe i tried more ?
Stork[gm]
r00ty
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany1072 Posts
June 19 2012 10:46 GMT
#118
After lurking for a year i stumbled about a guy whining about gang violence in Brazil being scared and how terrible it is for him (while living in a protected apartment complex). Accidentaly i saw him as well whining in the High-Thread about not getting weed from the gangs because of this. I couldn't hold myself and had to point out the hypocrisy (being a complete dick and insulting him...), while everybody else was like "be brave", "i'm with you mate".

That was so stupid! I'm still very glad i just got a triple warning and wasn't banned. I always try to remember this one when posting, though it's hard sometimes to hold myself back...

Actually it was my 3rd post or something but the others were just meaningless stuff like "go Ret!"
Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 13:14:21
June 19 2012 13:14 GMT
#119
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=128372
I wish the replay DL still worked... it was pure gold on multiple levels.

In the chat I clearly believed I was da shit because I was in gold during the beta >.>
Then I won against a toss using marine/tank/shee... yeah, ikr? If he made more stalkers I would've been raped.

"I told you I was gold in beta"
"I've heard stories"

I got a huge ego boost from that. It lasted until I actually figured out how not to suck badly. Funny thing is, I laddered the entire beta and sucked so badly the entire time.

Then I figured out my name was crappy and made a new account to hide that I had made such stupid posts.

Not as good as the "How much do you grind?" thread but still funny imo
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
June 19 2012 14:33 GMT
#120
On June 19 2012 05:53 corumjhaelen wrote:
No idea what it was, but I guess it was in a lr thread or in a power rank. Not sure, I was afraid as hell to post, I think there's something like a year between my finding of team liquid and my first post. With registration somewhere in between.

Same. I started watching BW/reading TL in the spring of 2008, didn't register until early 2009 and made my first post in February that year.
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
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