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Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 12:58:02
June 18 2012 01:16 GMT
#1
I participated in a discussion recently about how veteran TL posters look back on their first posts on the site, and realize how stupid they were back then. I thought it might be fun for this to be a thread where people share their first posts on TeamLiquid. Maybe provide some commentary as you look back. :D

Staff and prominent community members are strongly encouraged to share their first posts, so that we may laugh at them.

This is my first post, and first thread.

GOD I WAS SOOOO NOOOOOOOB D:

Some comments about this thread from cool dudes and chicks on IRC:

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<Xxio> wow archas such a tryhard
but so manner and cute

<brian> lol
at least like
aside from what you're actually saying
you dont sound like an idiot
but as long as you ignore the content of the post
you seem like a vaguely intelligent person

<Kiett> lol so qt
"what is bm"
"is bonjwa some korean insult"

<DivinO> it was the intellectual equivalent of "hey guys, i'm new here, want to smell this dildo that was just in my ass?"


Let's hear it, guys.

On June 18 2012 17:29 ]343[ wrote:
look at http://www.teamliquid.net/mytlnet/myposts.php?currentpage=133&action=view_as_posts, where 133 is replaced with as big a number as you can (if you make the number too big, you'll be able to see the last [earliest] page of posts).


***
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19077 Posts
June 18 2012 01:18 GMT
#2
I have no idea what my first post was but I'm entirely certain it was enlightening, insightful, action-packed, the best post of the year, exhilarating, two thumbs up.
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 18 2012 01:18 GMT
#3
On June 18 2012 10:18 tofucake wrote:
I have no idea what my first post was but I'm entirely certain it was enlightening, insightful, action-packed, the best post of the year, exhilarating, two thumbs up.

You're full of shit.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9620 Posts
June 18 2012 01:20 GMT
#4
my first posts make me look like a little girl eager for approval.

so no, im not linking to them.
Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 01:24:36
June 18 2012 01:22 GMT
#5
I'm not really sure how to search for my first post, since if you go into post history it's sorted by Last Message in the thread...

I think it was either this one: (in a thread about the mineral blocks in Medusa)

Actually I think the minerals are actually worth "0" there so you can keep on mining them when attempting to jump...


or this one: (about iCCup Goals)

I wanted to see what level I was - and that was basically through playing as many games as I could. So I succeeded in getting over my fear of playing unknown players over the internet, which was pretty cool since I don't have to play only with my less-skilled friends anymore.

Made C- on one account, though my actual level is probably D+ or something. Definitely looking forward to playing more now that the mental hurdle is gone.


Pretty cool to see (especially the iCCup one), since that was the beginning of my journey through playing competitive Brood War. Three years later, I made it to C, and blogged about it too! I can die satisfied now.
AIV_Funnytoss and sGs.Funnytoss on iCCup
Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
June 18 2012 01:23 GMT
#6

Find out her blood type. If you have the same blood type, cut out your liver. Say you can't live without her. She will be instantly in love.

If you don't have the same blood type, break into her house and steal her clothes. Wear them to work one day. She will be instantly in love.

Trust me on this...


I'm pretty proud of my first post lol
EffOrt. That is all.
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19077 Posts
June 18 2012 01:24 GMT
#7
On June 18 2012 10:18 Archas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2012 10:18 tofucake wrote:
I have no idea what my first post was but I'm entirely certain it was enlightening, insightful, action-packed, the best post of the year, exhilarating, two thumbs up.

You're full of shit.


I think this is my first post:
On October 23 2009 01:04 tofucake wrote:
Yeah. We are tracking down that midget bastard now.

Anyway, the server we need to host SC alone would cost about $400 USD a month. We aren't about to ask our players for that.

But have no fear, unk will rob a bank or something and everything will be fixed.

Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
June 18 2012 01:27 GMT
#8
My really awful posts didn't come until later, luckily for me, but my first post was in some random GSTL interview about DRG. I just said something like "DRG is cool, but I like slayers more" if I remember (it was in relation to MVP vs Slayers in GSTL i'm guessing)
memes are a dish best served dank
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44422 Posts
June 18 2012 01:36 GMT
#9
If you can tell me how I can find my first post, I'll read it and spoiler it.

27 months and 14482 posts on this forum and I still don't know half the stuff around here :D

TL is always a learning experience though
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
June 18 2012 01:36 GMT
#10
On June 18 2012 10:20 Gene wrote:
my first posts make me look like a little girl eager for approval.

so no, im not linking to them.


as if that's anything new for you brian
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
DRTnOOber
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
New Zealand476 Posts
June 18 2012 01:38 GMT
#11
I got private messaged and my first post(s) were "closed". I was warned not to just post links to other sites for promotional purposes...

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=340986

SHAME
But I'm off creep... and so I slow down, what are hellions doing here? I don't belong here...
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44422 Posts
June 18 2012 01:39 GMT
#12
Archas, from your thread with your first post:

On July 29 2010 04:00 Archas wrote:
Many thanks to all the people who've welcomed me to TL / helped me out! It means a lot to me.

Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 03:55 MutaDoom wrote:
I have to add, do not proclaim anyone new as a bonjwa. It's just not a good idea. Ever.


I confess that's one term I haven't heard yet. Is it some kind of Korean insult?


Hahahahaha you're so cute ♥
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 01:42:18
June 18 2012 01:42 GMT
#13
On June 18 2012 10:39 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Archas, from your thread with your first post:

Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 04:00 Archas wrote:
Many thanks to all the people who've welcomed me to TL / helped me out! It means a lot to me.

On July 29 2010 03:55 MutaDoom wrote:
I have to add, do not proclaim anyone new as a bonjwa. It's just not a good idea. Ever.


I confess that's one term I haven't heard yet. Is it some kind of Korean insult?


Hahahahaha you're so cute ♥


Ahahahahha that's the funniest thing i've read all week
memes are a dish best served dank
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 22:23:16
June 18 2012 01:44 GMT
#14
How did you find where your first post is? I can't find mine its pretty upsetting actually, cuz I was a long time lurker, and need to make new posts lol.

EDIT: the guy under me is a genius, total baller

My first post wasn't too memorable, just
+ Show Spoiler +
On July 28 2011 07:53 docvoc wrote:
I'm surprised none of the mlg maps or crevasse is in tthe map pool. However RIP metalopolis the last bit of love i had for the old maps. Thanks for the post



This one is kinda funny because afterwards I found out that I love carriers from the "We must fight for the Carrier" thread.
+ Show Spoiler +
idk what to do about carriers they are just so messed up. They have an ability that makes them usable, not useful and if we buff them they will take over the game because people will just cannon up and rush for them. Maybe they should just get replaced.
User was warned for too many mimes.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
June 18 2012 01:49 GMT
#15
Oh yeah, here's how to find a complete overview of your posts, including of course your first one. Go to this link:

http://www.teamliquid.net/mytlnet/myposts.php?action=view_as_posts&currentpage=1

And then just change the number at the end of the URL to what page of your posting history you wanna go to. For example, my posting history is 81 pages long so if I wanted to find my first post I'd add 81 instead of 1 at the end of the URL.
memes are a dish best served dank
NoctemSC
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States771 Posts
June 18 2012 01:49 GMT
#16
Ohhh jeez.
This is mine.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=308530#1

The title that I used...I didn't even think about it at the time of posting.
http://www.twitch.tv/noctemsc <--Most epic fun times
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19077 Posts
June 18 2012 01:52 GMT
#17
Hey I was right about my first post :D
Liquipediaasante sana squash banana
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44422 Posts
June 18 2012 01:54 GMT
#18
My first post is me speaking matter-of-factly about cheesy strategies as if I know what the hell I'm talking about:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116186&currentpage=9#169

My second post is me talking about math:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=116270#20

Sounds about right.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
FaZe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada472 Posts
June 18 2012 01:55 GMT
#19
My posts from 2 years ago are so much better than my more recent ones D:

1st post : + Show Spoiler +
I believe it, lol.

I feel like being physically fit helps all aspects of your life though. Exercise can increase the size of cerebral blood vessels, and people who regularly exercise have more efficient circulatory systems - resulting in additional glucose and oxygen to the brain. Maybe it wouldn't make a difference, but in an environment where fractions of a second can be the difference between a win and a loss, it's something to think about.

I think that adding an hour a day of solid exercise could actually be beneficial to a hardcore gaming training program :D
"Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none."
mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 01:57:51
June 18 2012 01:56 GMT
#20
I'm tempted to post in your first thread.

Edit: Also how does one find their first post? I looked through my last posts and it only goes a certain number back.
Write your own song!
EchOne
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2906 Posts
June 18 2012 02:00 GMT
#21
My first post was some shitstorm getting me so mad back in the great MBS wars that I had to make an account and post.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=70613&currentpage=8#143
面白くない世の中, 面白くすればいいさ
ELA
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark4608 Posts
June 18 2012 02:02 GMT
#22
I think I got into an argument with NonY about how prominent community members should behave in the public space... that carried on through my first to fifth post..


The first link of chain forged, the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
June 18 2012 02:04 GMT
#23
I'll waste my 600th post here:

apparently was my first post: iechoics TvT Thread:
+ Show Spoiler +
On February 04 2011 17:29 iTzSnypah wrote:
Im sorry but this build doesnt work against banshee rushes at all, his first banshee will be at your base before you start your viking/raven...HERE
that proves it, and to top it all off he was abusing the bunker glitch on lt...(and he wasn't the real slayersboxer)



Dam I was NEWB.
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 18 2012 02:05 GMT
#24
On June 18 2012 10:39 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Archas, from your thread with your first post:

Show nested quote +
On July 29 2010 04:00 Archas wrote:
Many thanks to all the people who've welcomed me to TL / helped me out! It means a lot to me.

On July 29 2010 03:55 MutaDoom wrote:
I have to add, do not proclaim anyone new as a bonjwa. It's just not a good idea. Ever.


I confess that's one term I haven't heard yet. Is it some kind of Korean insult?


Hahahahaha you're so cute ♥

I DIDN'T KNOW OKAY??

T_T
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
June 18 2012 02:09 GMT
#25
On June 18 2012 11:05 Archas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2012 10:39 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Archas, from your thread with your first post:

On July 29 2010 04:00 Archas wrote:
Many thanks to all the people who've welcomed me to TL / helped me out! It means a lot to me.

On July 29 2010 03:55 MutaDoom wrote:
I have to add, do not proclaim anyone new as a bonjwa. It's just not a good idea. Ever.


I confess that's one term I haven't heard yet. Is it some kind of Korean insult?


Hahahahaha you're so cute ♥

I DIDN'T KNOW OKAY??

T_T


aeres didn't know about banjo's hahahahahahahahahah
memes are a dish best served dank
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5008 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 02:18:12
June 18 2012 02:14 GMT
#26
On November 27 2002 10:47 FuDDx wrote:
O

Edit in some info not just quote

This was my first post here haha. Its a wonder I've not been banned before.... early on more so with my shitty posting....
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
Kiett
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States7639 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 02:20:12
June 18 2012 02:19 GMT
#27
ur so qt, u dumb bonjwa

I think this was my first post?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=250495&currentpage=389#7769

Thought I could come home and gloat about SKT owning KT in the finals, and me getting to see the glory of it all in person. Not so much T_T

The irony, KT vs SKT being tonight in PL lol
Writer:o
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
June 18 2012 02:22 GMT
#28
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=156660

One of my first posts.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
June 18 2012 02:25 GMT
#29
On June 18 2012 11:19 Kiett wrote:
ur so qt, u dumb bonjwa

I think this was my first post?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=250495&currentpage=389#7769

Thought I could come home and gloat about SKT owning KT in the finals, and me getting to see the glory of it all in person. Not so much T_T

The irony, KT vs SKT being tonight in PL lol


But yeah, I was really disappointed we didnt get a Flash vs. Bisu ace match though. I was so looking forward to it


Haha, I think you're happy now
memes are a dish best served dank
Hnnngg
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1101 Posts
June 18 2012 02:25 GMT
#30
My first post, got warned. Pretty scary shit.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=138967&currentpage=808#16145
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 02:34:17
June 18 2012 02:33 GMT
#31
OH GOD.
Read the following first post at your own safety...
+ Show Spoiler +
On January 21 2011 08:38 TehTemplar wrote:
Made an account just to post this!
I got randomly paired in a 2v2 with some bm guy a few weeks ago.
We both exchanged some bm, I'm not the most polite person
Me: Strat?
Ally: 20 pool for super good eco
Me: ...
Me: are you bad at this?
Him: Yep.
(Did he even read what I said?)
Me to ALL: Hey everyone
Me to ALL: My ally's a noob
Opponent: lol ok
My ally suddenly asks what just happened. Was he afk?
Ally: What just happened?
Me: I told our opponents you were a noob.
At this point he asks why I said that, I tell him that 20 pool is stupid, and he starts flaming me. At one point he says "Im gonna kill u". He expands one time in the whole game and does muta-ling. He expands ONE TIME. In a 35 minute game... uh....
Meanwhile, I expand twice (only one that does, and I'm silver) and go with pheonix+chargelot, harass the opponents with 9 pheonixes, and transition into voids+chargelot.
Meanwhile, our 'favored' opponents are getting owned by my ally's 50 mutalisks and my army. At the brink of victory, I notice that all of my ally's mutalisks are in my base and my all my pylons are dead. Meanwhile, my ally is calling me 'scrub' and flaming me. I assume the worst, and then my ally destroys my army. Things start to look bad, then they get worse when my ally says 'You guys can have this game, you can recover and win' and he kills all the probes in my natural.
I, having only 9 probes left from my 3rd base, can not seem to find my opponents' LAST STRUCTURE, because it's next to minerals and my opponent is teal. I finally find it and send all my last probes to kill it, because I have nothing left, my ally's 50 mutalisks catch up with my probes when they reach the pylon, and then---
+ Show Spoiler +

After the game, I get a message from him.
"(insert flame comment here)"
"Go play some more silver games"
"(insert flame comment here)"
I look on his profile and see he is diamond.
I will never understand some people.


I'm tempted to post in your first thread.

Edit: Also how does one find their first post? I looked through my last posts and it only goes a certain number back.

Make a 1000 post blog and include your first post
Moderatorshe/her
TL+ Member
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9620 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 02:40:53
June 18 2012 02:36 GMT
#32
oh i came up with an inventive way to find early posts.

go to search and content only. put your name in the field. insert some random word in the search bar. assuming you said it once back int he day, bam. sold.

i used "screamed." for this one. I was a genius. Must be one of my firsts, idk.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=19661&currentpage=2#28



omg, used "Joined"
came back with this gem:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=18081

LMBWY posts the most amazing thing ever, has the wrong thing on his clipboard, posts some funky anime kinky sex poster by accident. glorious. sorry this isnt exactly in the spirit of the thread, but i felt compelled to share. ah fuck the original link is 404. but the responses sell it pretty well.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44422 Posts
June 18 2012 02:45 GMT
#33
On June 18 2012 11:19 Kiett wrote:
ur so qt, u dumb bonjwa

I think this was my first post?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=250495&currentpage=389#7769

Thought I could come home and gloat about SKT owning KT in the finals, and me getting to see the glory of it all in person. Not so much T_T

The irony, KT vs SKT being tonight in PL lol


Did your TL ID used to be seraphe?
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Kiett
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States7639 Posts
June 18 2012 02:48 GMT
#34
On June 18 2012 11:45 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2012 11:19 Kiett wrote:
ur so qt, u dumb bonjwa

I think this was my first post?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=250495&currentpage=389#7769

Thought I could come home and gloat about SKT owning KT in the finals, and me getting to see the glory of it all in person. Not so much T_T

The irony, KT vs SKT being tonight in PL lol


Did your TL ID used to be seraphe?

Indeed. There were too many people with similar IDs though, so I requested a change soon after. Then I met Keit :[
Writer:o
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44422 Posts
June 18 2012 02:52 GMT
#35
On June 18 2012 11:48 Kiett wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2012 11:45 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
On June 18 2012 11:19 Kiett wrote:
ur so qt, u dumb bonjwa

I think this was my first post?

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=250495&currentpage=389#7769

Thought I could come home and gloat about SKT owning KT in the finals, and me getting to see the glory of it all in person. Not so much T_T

The irony, KT vs SKT being tonight in PL lol


Did your TL ID used to be seraphe?

Indeed. There were too many people with similar IDs though, so I requested a change soon after. Then I met Keit :[


Ah gotcha.

I almost made my ID "PlasmaMango" (my last name is Mango), but there are a million TL IDs that have Mango in it (including the mod ^^), so I just went with what my old Blizzard IDs- D1, D2, and BW- had always been (although DarkPlasmaBall doesn't fit in SC2 or D3 x.x). So I'm PlasmaMango in D3 and SC2, but DPB here ^^
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9620 Posts
June 18 2012 02:52 GMT
#36
ironyyyy
Kiante
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7069 Posts
June 18 2012 02:52 GMT
#37
My first post:

On December 13 2009 03:05 Kiante wrote:
Watching idra lose then QQ about it really warms my heart.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=107671&currentpage=4#74
from a thread about the ret vs idra match that was going on ret's stream. Ret beat idra and idra said "you won without even doing anything" and left the game. it was awesome.

not much has changed haha.

first thread:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=108336#1

i was mad that people were saying that upgraded shields only helped shield regeneration or something like that. ie: sc2gg casters. not sure why i posted it on tl. but hey. watevz
Writer
Cres
Profile Joined November 2008
United States227 Posts
June 18 2012 02:55 GMT
#38
After seeing my post history I have to say I'm very disappointed in my contributions to teamliquid. My first post is probably as long as all my others combined >.>

Though I really have come to appreciate the quality of most posts made (by other people) in these forums!
Fae
fabiano
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Brazil4644 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 03:05:21
June 18 2012 02:58 GMT
#39
On June 18 2012 11:52 Kiante wrote:
My first post:

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On December 13 2009 03:05 Kiante wrote:
Watching idra lose then QQ about it really warms my heart.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=107671&currentpage=4#74
from a thread about the ret vs idra match that was going on ret's stream. Ret beat idra and idra said "you won without even doing anything" and left the game. it was awesome.


I remember this game.

So fucking good hahah, it was on FS and IdrA being the passive terran he is just let Ret macro macro macro.

I don't think it is my first post, but it certainly one of the 10 firsts:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=100015&currentpage=2#27

On August 18 2009 02:14 fabiano wrote:
that looks great

too bad there will be only terran avaible in singleplayer mode. i may end up switching from protoss to terran. maybe in 2013 when they release protoss expansion i start playing protoss once again :p


Back when I thought SC2 would be a great sequel

Anyway, brotoss forever
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Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11363 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 03:48:21
June 18 2012 03:39 GMT
#40
Hm, this is difficult to find. My sign up date is in June, but the earliest I can find is in August

On August 23 2009 01:02 Falling wrote:
I'm pretty noobie and got stomped pretty hard on ICCUP. HOWEVER, I support a fair amount of FrozenArbiter's points. I love to change names and if your stats are tied to your master account, then who can complain about smurfing?

If you hack, your master account is banned and you're gone.

Furthermore, I don't see why it would be so hard to have three separate ranks for the three races. Even a noob like me knows I need to play people at a lower level to be competitive when I play an off-race. Heck, you could even have an aggregate score that combines the three for kicks and giggles.

In both cases you're not stomping noobs, so what's the problem?

Found in
One account per game- goodbye smurfing
...and based on my 5 posts in that thread, I'm just as wordy then as I am now.

Reading through that thread, I still think one account, multiple id's with separate ratings should've been the way to go.

Edit.
Oh yes. And in response to what must have been my 4th or 5th post and still arguing in the same thread, I got:
On August 31 2009 20:14 Liquid`Jinro wrote:
...*snip*

Falling's post pretty much covered everything.

Which stoked my little ego
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Liquid`Sheth
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States2095 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 03:45:31
June 18 2012 03:40 GMT
#41
In the Thread Beta Servers are down.

My second post on this account :

Being bad mannered is never good!!! Then you wouldn't have been able to put this post on tl.net to show how gm you are! =) (Perseverance talking to you.)

Kind of ironic.. oh how I've changed! Also I had another account before this one, however I don't remember the name + pw, so that's the best I can give you. March 21st 2010. ^^

An ironic one that I found, talking to Chill:

You were never terrible chill! GiTM forever... Here let me be a little more helpful, Slush is the guy who keeps beating me in the Triple Cup events, solid Zerg. Attero is a shoutcaster, but also a pretty good player. And huk is a pretty good P, higher rated then me in the ladder. Although obviously ladder ranking isn't that important or you'd have to believe that IdrA was good.... ;P

That was in April 2010...
Team LiquidUnderneath it all they were really quite nice. They just got screwed up. Mostly by stuff that wasn't entirely their fault.
ticklishmusic
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States15977 Posts
June 18 2012 03:48 GMT
#42
i have a niggling feeling i had *another* account before this one that i lurked on (i think i made one or two posts commenting on final edits, why don't we havr those anymore?), but then a few years passed and i came back and was like "hur dur this website looks familiar, idk better make an account".

anyways

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=275876&currentpage=978#19549

back when americans won mlg. (and huk was liquid) :[
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Lyter
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom2145 Posts
June 18 2012 03:49 GMT
#43
I called someone a troll in my first post and got a warning /fuck yea
Ciryandor
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States3735 Posts
June 18 2012 04:29 GMT
#44
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=5235907

Oh god, K-Pop colors showing immediately.
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Shellshock
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States97276 Posts
June 18 2012 04:45 GMT
#45
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=204350&currentpage=36#717
On March 24 2011 18:46 Shellshock1122 wrote:
Is anyone doing LR?

and then I went on to post a lot in sc2 LR threads ^^
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figq
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
12519 Posts
June 18 2012 04:52 GMT
#46
Asking for some match schedule, which wasn't announced yet.
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ClysmiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2192 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 04:57:27
June 18 2012 04:57 GMT
#47
All my first posts were so bland and short. I was scared to say something wrong, as I had seen the banhammer in action before. 1700 posts later, and I still haven't been banned (yet), so I've gotten a good feel for what is and isn't good conduct on TL.
Mordanis
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States893 Posts
June 18 2012 04:59 GMT
#48
I joined just a few days after the Idra-Cruncher drama. I said something along the lines of "I don't care for Cruncher, I'm just angry at Idra from hurting e-sports" I want to jump of a cliff whenever I think back on that lol
I love the smell of napalm in the morning... it smells like... victory. -_^ Favorite SC2 match ->Liquid`HerO vs. SlayerS CranK g.1 @MLG Summer Championship
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
June 18 2012 05:14 GMT
#49
I signed up just to use FPL (about three months before my first post), so naturally my first post is for Fantasy OSL
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.Sic.
Profile Joined February 2011
Korea (South)497 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 05:16:16
June 18 2012 05:14 GMT
#50
Clan MvP Member | http://sc2ranks.com/kr/3273340/SicMvP
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
June 18 2012 05:25 GMT
#51
On June 18 2012 12:40 Liquid`Sheth wrote:
In the Thread Beta Servers are down.

My second post on this account :

Being bad mannered is never good!!! Then you wouldn't have been able to put this post on tl.net to show how gm you are! =) (Perseverance talking to you.)

Kind of ironic.. oh how I've changed! Also I had another account before this one, however I don't remember the name + pw, so that's the best I can give you. March 21st 2010. ^^

An ironic one that I found, talking to Chill:

You were never terrible chill! GiTM forever... Here let me be a little more helpful, Slush is the guy who keeps beating me in the Triple Cup events, solid Zerg. Attero is a shoutcaster, but also a pretty good player. And huk is a pretty good P, higher rated then me in the ladder. Although obviously ladder ranking isn't that important or you'd have to believe that IdrA was good.... ;P

That was in April 2010...


D'awwwwww Sheth.
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mauvebutterfly
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada15 Posts
June 18 2012 05:27 GMT
#52
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The mineral block was a good trick in BW, but I honestly feel that destructible rocks would be better, simply because a command centre (not orbital command) can load up 5 SCV's and unload them before landing. Therefore, a Terran could mine 25 minerals before landing the CC. Is 30 minerals enough to block it? Terran can fly back to base, especially if there isn't a large distance between the islands. How high would the minerals need to go to prevent Terran players from mining it out before landing the CC?

I'm also not sure what happens when you load SCV's that are carrying minerals. Do they take the minerals in and out of the CC without depositing them? That would be kind of funny.

Destructible rocks are a bit better, although I guess Terran could still drop SCV's and attack them that way. It seems a bit more even though, given how long it will take 5 SCV's to kill some destructible rocks.


My first post was discussing the relative merits of island expansions in BW and SC2. I actually argued FOR destructible rocks in SC2 O.o

Interesting how completely irrelevant this is now, considering the state of island expansions.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2801 Posts
June 18 2012 05:27 GMT
#53
I'm a former GosuGamers.net staff member, and back then, we didn't like TL very much. I shat on the moderators once, and to this day, I'm truly amazed I never got banned.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=76495

You guys were so mature I felt like a kid! lol
AKomrade
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States582 Posts
June 18 2012 05:29 GMT
#54
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=118233

I used to be so happy and eager. Now I play Terran. QQ
ALL HAIL THE KING IN THE NORTH! HAIL! HAIL!
Node
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States2159 Posts
June 18 2012 05:38 GMT
#55
I won't show you my first post, but you're welcome to my fourth:

On December 15 2009 17:39 Node wrote:
I've got the test results back.

It's definitely breast cancer.
whole lies with a half smile
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11583 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 05:41:33
June 18 2012 05:40 GMT
#56
my first post

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=31670&currentpage=15#300
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LuckyFool
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States9015 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 05:51:09
June 18 2012 05:44 GMT
#57
my first post in thread: "Could you beat a pro-gamer?"

On June 21 2007 16:30 LuckyFool wrote:
Progamers play like 10 hours a day and practice vs other gosu teammates non-stop. I'm lucky to play 10 hours a week... It's gg for me before we even press start. I wonder how long I'd last though.

5 Minutes? 10 Minutes? It would still be loads of fun playing vs someone that good.


my second ever post is really good too LOL. In thread "Daum OSL - Week 1 - Ro8"

On June 21 2007 16:34 LuckyFool wrote:
I think the pressure might get to flash. He's only 14 or 15? Bisu should win that series. Everyone will be rooting for reach but it'll be super tough vs Stork. Iris will shock everyone and win the first game but Savior will win the next two to move on. GGPlay is playing well but not well enough to beat Hwasin.


dartoo
Profile Joined May 2010
India2889 Posts
June 18 2012 05:57 GMT
#58
I had two accounts before this...think I've never actually posted anything on those accounts,I remember my first post on this account..it was something like

"Hey guys, I'm a big fan of starcraft..would love to have a beta key for sc2." LOL :D :D
Snuggles
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1865 Posts
June 18 2012 05:58 GMT
#59
My first posts and first thread are pretty boring lol. my first post was basically a long winded post about the Green tea AI after beta ended and my first thread was some blog about me doing random MS paint drawings while enjoying SC2 when it first launched.

But you know what I searched my name for the first time in order to take a look at my posts. Rather than directly looking up my name I looked up posts that included my name. I always thought that in order to get my post noticed by the community I had to write in a controversial and aggressive manner... but I guess I was wrong. There were actually people who read and quoted my casual normal comments, which is really nice and meaningful to me... once again I'm reminded that TL is really a nice place to be despite everything that may prove otherwise =)

ShadeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7535 Posts
June 18 2012 06:01 GMT
#60
My first 10 posts were just spam in the Jan 25th 2010 SKT vs Khan LR.
The very first post...
On January 25 2010 18:17 ShadeR wrote:
YEAH

My posting hasn't changed at all.
wussleeQ
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States3130 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 06:02:40
June 18 2012 06:01 GMT
#61
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=96237&currentpage=12#221
I remember the games... Day9 bear semen. 4eva
BW -> League -> CSGO
AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2577 Posts
June 18 2012 06:17 GMT
#62
I actually made my first post in the Ten Commandments thread.

On November 30 2010 19:06 AmericanUmlaut wrote:
Read and understood. I appreciate the standard of quality you guys maintain in your forums, and I'll do my best to either contribute to it or keep my mouth shut.


I'm kind of proud of that .
The frumious Bandersnatch
HawaiianPig
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada5155 Posts
June 18 2012 06:30 GMT
#63
LOL, my first post was in the Klazart/Authonomy debacle?

On March 26 2009 03:18 HawaiianPig wrote:
I've been following this for quite some time. There's certainly nearly as much hostility here for Klazart here as there is at authonomy. I won't go down that road either, but I am enjoying reading about this clash of cultures. So please, keep us posted.

EDIT: In reply to Descent

Given the very first reply to the blog post:

"You don't mention the talent you've lost. I wonder if that equates to (probably fleeting) gain in members?"

I don't think it'll go over so well with their "regulars." It seems some of them have got some lofty standards for a site that is quite literally a popularity contest. It's pretty interesting to see a small community go through so many changes a common internet community goes through over a few years. Coupled with the very intentions for joining the site, this whole ordeal is exposing the harsh reality that people are there either to promote themselves or, having failed to do so, are reveling in the comfort of other "high-brow" authors with whom they may affiliate with and feel comfortable around; an internet clique.

Seeing someone say "I hate you guys! I hate this site! I'm quitting forever! I mean it!" and continue to post, attempting to rally others, is especially hilarious when the user's avatar is a grey-haired middle aged man.


I much prefer my 8th post:

On May 08 2009 08:58 HawaiianPig wrote:
&#91;image loading&#93;

Seriously... this is the stuff Zerg nightmares are made of

AdministratorNot actually Hawaiian.
Ikidomari
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Australia485 Posts
June 18 2012 07:05 GMT
#64
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=252860

my first post, i made a thread
Oh god it was bad =="
Just break the rules, and you see the truth.
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
June 18 2012 07:05 GMT
#65
My 1st post I think was about Yellow cause I was a big fan of his. Not too sure if I can find it since it was back in 2003.
Never Knows Best.
Rkie
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1278 Posts
June 18 2012 07:13 GMT
#66
Huh, I knew my posts were really bad, but to think I wrote these just two and a half years ago..
Every thread I've ever made has gotten closed or died out almost immediately.

The earliest one I can find was for the PokerStrategy.com raffle for the Ever OSL 2009 finals trip.

PS.com username; Hyuksu
DYEAlabaster
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Canada1009 Posts
June 18 2012 07:13 GMT
#67
Luckily, my first post was just saying I was excited for a local tournament, and asking about the map pool
Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 07:18:19
June 18 2012 07:17 GMT
#68
I don't want to remember...

Edit: I can't even see the first post on Megalisk boo
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spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
June 18 2012 07:49 GMT
#69
I searched for posts containing "unit" by me.

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=95004&currentpage=2#25

I guess this one was my first post... well at least it was on the day I registered.
Apparently I handed out the (BW map making) knowledge right from the start. Not all that surprising as I had just switched from Blizzforums.com to TL, and I had been doing the same on BF...
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
rotinegg
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1719 Posts
June 18 2012 07:54 GMT
#70
On May 07 2009 09:28 rotinegg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 06 2009 04:39 hixhix wrote:
On May 06 2009 03:17 rotinegg wrote:
So yea here are the official rules


제8조 선수의 요청으로 인한 경기중단

아래에 명시된 사항에 부합될 때 선수는 채팅창에 자판의 “P”키를 연타함으
로써 경기 일시 중단 요청을 할 수 있으며, (단, 키보드의 입력에 문제가 생
길 때에는 거수로 경기 중단 요청을 한다.) 심판은 Pause 명령을 내림으로
써 경기를 중단시킨다. 해당경기는 “심판판정”규정에 따른다

Translation =

Clause 8 Time out due to player's request

Under the following conditions, a player can type the "p" key on the keyboard multiple times and request a time out, (However, if there is a problem with the keyboard the player must request a time out by raising his hand.) and the referee will give a Pause command and grant a time out. [In case the game cannot continue] The game will be ruled according to the "Referee decision" rule...

Soooooooooo technically Leta didn't even break the rule, because it doesn't say that it has to be ppp, it just has to be multiple strokes of 'p'. This is fucking retarded Kespa hasn't made any official comments/apologies about it yet.



pretty sure it was the old rule.


It is the new and revised rules. Check for yourself: http://www.progamer.or.kr/about/about_32_1.kea?m_code=about_32

(Even if you can't read korean, try looking for section 8, it shouldn't be too difficult, and try to match character by character, you'll see it is the official rule regarding timeouts posted on kespa's website.)

edit::

Here's a post that Leta made on his blog at the end of that day. Korean and translated.
(Source: http://blog.naver.com/mnbgyuiop?Redirect=Log&logNo=150046748707)

안녕하세요 ';'

Hello

오늘 조금 불미스러운 일이있어서 ㅠㅠ ,, ';' 주의를 줄지 알았지만 몰수패란 소리를 듣고 조금 어이없기도하고

Today there was an unfortunate event T_T I knew I would get a warning but I was taken back when he disqualified our team for that.

컴퓨터 문제인데,난 pp 를 쳤는데 라는생각이 들고 그랬었는데 아쉬운일이지만 제가 잘못한거겠죠~?ㅠㅠ 그런거겠죠?.

My computer was malfucntioning so I thought I was ok typing 'pp'.. I really regret it but it's my fault in the end? T_T Right?

저 때문에 팀도 지고... 분위기도 많이떨어질꺼 같기도 하고 아쉽지만 오늘 일은 빨리 잊을수있도록 해야겠어요.

My team lost cuz of me... and I'm really worried that this might put our team down but I will try my best to try to forget about today's incident.

이문제 때문에 팬분들께서 많이 걱정해주실꺼 같은데 전 이런일 때문에 의기소침해 있지 않아요 ㅎㅎ;

I'm worried my fans might be really worried about me but I can assure you I won't let this affect my gameplay hehe

많이 응원해주시면 계속 좋은 모습보여드릴테니 많이 응원해주세요!!

Please cheer for me I'll try my best to show you the best of me!!

Apparently I skipped all the usual introductory stuff and got straight down to business lol
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r.Evo
Profile Joined August 2006
Germany14080 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 08:02:40
June 18 2012 08:00 GMT
#71
You're Romanian now, eh? =P

Meh, first post post wasn't all that awesome except for the fact that deadhaji answered it. I think I hung out in TL irc about 2 years before that already and finally had to make an account for the hamachi thing. >_<

But I totally found this gem in my history. TASTELESS AND MANIFESTO COMMENTATING THE SAME GAME TOGETHER. A SAVIOR GAME. Damn, I wonder if there's a VOD floating around somewhere. Nostalgia! =SSS

Also the OP is pretty glorious:
- During the Iris/Savior winner bracket final, Manifesto was so nervous to be a commentator. As he opened his mouth to livecast for the first time we immediately held up a sign that said "MANI I STOOD FOR YOU" and made him fuck up in the middle of his first sentence rofl.
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[image loading]




Edit:
@Hawaiian: I remember seeing that picture and thinking WOW THIS DUDE IS AWESOME. <3
"We don't make mistakes here, we call it happy little accidents." ~Bob Ross
KhAmun
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1005 Posts
June 18 2012 08:05 GMT
#72
My first post makes me laugh so hard...
It's about how maps like blistering sands should have back rocks, because a protoss being able to 'sit on one base and tech to whatever you want' was OP....
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 08:08:03
June 18 2012 08:07 GMT
#73
Oh my god I can only imagine, I am going to figure out now how to find this out rofl.

Someone should tell me as now I am curious :D
When I think of something else, something will go here
Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11363 Posts
June 18 2012 08:11 GMT
#74
@HawaiianPig
Haha- I remember that Klazart/Authonomy thing. I must have still been lurking at that time, but I believe I actually made an account over their to defend TL/ gamers in general. Good times.
Moderator"In Trump We Trust," says the Golden Goat of Mars Lago. Have faith and believe! Trump moves in mysterious ways. Like the wind he blows where he pleases...
]343[
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States10328 Posts
June 18 2012 08:29 GMT
#75
look at http://www.teamliquid.net/mytlnet/myposts.php?currentpage=133&action=view_as_posts, where 133 is replaced with as big a number as you can (if you make the number too big, you'll be able to see the last [earliest] page of posts).

I looked at my first few hundred posts and found:
  • my first thread resulted from searching fail
  • first dumb thread I posted in [Rekrul Banned]
  • first time I made a huge fool of myself [Progaming Caption Contest]
  • first old post of mine that current-me finds amusing [Oldskool Jamz]
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Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
June 18 2012 08:53 GMT
#76
Oh wow thankfully my first post wasn't too retarded.

I don't know if this guy was posted yet...

Anyways what about Byun, he used to be a really good Z user back when I first started playing SC like... 5 years ago.

I also remember the times when Op -NC was the place to be. Being all "giddy" when I was in the same channel as ChoJJa and Yellow. God was I a Starcraft douche bag.
Not bad for a cat toy.
canucks12
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada812 Posts
June 18 2012 09:02 GMT
#77
On June 04 2009 12:56 canucks12 wrote:
If you do not wall in, that cliff will not matter so much, also you can build your supply to block the possible cannon behind the mineral line. Once you get siege mode, the cannon on the cliff is nothing. Just be sure to scout for a possible 2gate opener by the toss as that could be very dangerous without a wall.


This is the first post that I see from myself... oh joy. Found in "[Q] TvP:How do I stop Cannon Rush in Colosseum?" of all things.
TOloseGT
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States1145 Posts
June 18 2012 09:13 GMT
#78
Hahaha, mine was in a pokemon thread.

On April 19 2007 09:35 TOloseGT wrote:
i can't get enough of pokemon. everytime i get bored of it, i wait a few months, then bam, it's pokemon harvesting season for the next 2 weeks.

it's an endless cycle for me.


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=52147&currentpage=2#23
Chargelot
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
2275 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 09:16:49
June 18 2012 09:14 GMT
#79
Possible first post, but doesn't align with my account creation date very well.
On October 01 2011 07:22 Chargelot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2011 03:51 KaiDe wrote:
Hi,

I'm sorry, but im not able to see the link of the korean player

[ig]http://kr.battle.net/sc2/static/local-common/images/sc2/portraits/2-75.jpg?v29[/ig]


I was being all helpful and shit.


TvP feels very difficult to me, a protoss player. Changing from MMM with early Hellion harass to tanks and banshees requires you about 10 seconds of lifting structures (just an example). Anything I throw at you I can expect to be countered within the minute.

As for the Ghost vs. Templar discussions that always come up in TvP discussions, I think mathematically they are about even, and it relies more on the player than the unit.


First post, for real this time.
if (post == "stupid") { document.getElementById('post').style.display = 'none'; }
Anacletus
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States733 Posts
June 18 2012 09:42 GMT
#80
On June 18 2012 10:42 marttorn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 18 2012 10:39 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Archas, from your thread with your first post:

On July 29 2010 04:00 Archas wrote:
Many thanks to all the people who've welcomed me to TL / helped me out! It means a lot to me.

On July 29 2010 03:55 MutaDoom wrote:
I have to add, do not proclaim anyone new as a bonjwa. It's just not a good idea. Ever.


I confess that's one term I haven't heard yet. Is it some kind of Korean insult?


Hahahahaha you're so cute ♥


Ahahahahha that's the funniest thing i've read all week



This blog is fantastic, 5 stars for everybody!
http://talk-to-stimey-please.1324083.n2.nabble.com/
Funnytoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Taiwan1471 Posts
June 18 2012 10:02 GMT
#81
This motivated me to skim through *all* of my posts and I am proud to say, while not all of them are necessarily spotlight material, I never acted like a dumbass. That's lot of time on the internet well spent. However, if you compare my posts here (started around high school) with the posts I made on other forums when I was 12-13, it's a huge difference, and that's pretty fascinating, albeit embarrassing.
AIV_Funnytoss and sGs.Funnytoss on iCCup
XenOsky
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Chile2277 Posts
June 18 2012 10:10 GMT
#82
back then i was really active in the GosuGamers (starcraftgamers) forums, so i asked for help there, shortly after i was looking for help in teamliquid... four years later im still here...Lurkin'.


well i just got my old computer fixed with this new windows (at least for me) Win XP uE.
i was playing for about 1 month on my dads computer, so yesterday i installed starcraft on my own computer, everything was going ok , till i joined iccup to play some games (i really wanna play with my pc cuz its located in my room so its more comfortable for me) , when i joined a game i noticed that when i press any key at the keyboard my mouse gets stopped like freezed for a few seconds, i tried with my dad's computer keyboard/mouse but i had the same problem, then i reinstalled my sc, and tried again and was the same result... anyone knows how can i fix this problem??

thankz you!


that was it... not so bad huh?
StarCraft & Audax Italiano.
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
June 18 2012 10:27 GMT
#83
This seems to be my first post:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=88122&currentpage=81#1620

On February 20 2009 12:44 Holgerius wrote:
I really do not know whether to laugh or cry at the irony of Flash fanboys whining and saying things like ''Die Leta, you cheesy bastard!'' because Flash is cheesed out of MSL.

I also do not know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that Leta won and Flash was knocked out. I'm a huge Leta fan, so to see him beat the (arguably) best player in the world in a BO3 was amazing. I do not think there can be any doubt of Leta greatness any more. He might very well win a Starleague this season. Go Leta! On the other hand, Flash did not deserve to be eliminated this early on. And in both Starleagues! WTF? IMO he could've won both of them if it wasn't for WL. It was really saddening to se him after the game. Let's just hope he doesn't get too mentally broken and goes into slump-mode. Without any individual leagues to think about he should be able to rack up a decent amount of all-kills in WL. Go Flash!


:D It's fun to look through your old posts, lots of stupid/awesome shit in there.
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
June 18 2012 11:56 GMT
#84
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=14852#2
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
ggrrg
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Bulgaria2716 Posts
June 18 2012 12:06 GMT
#85
A discussion in the general forum finally prompted me to sign in and stop being a lurker. Pretty much all of my early posts were in general. I guess that's my first post:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=101082&currentpage=10#197
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
June 18 2012 12:36 GMT
#86
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=1017#17

On December 16 2002 11:23 vGl-CoW wrote:
Yeah, u need a streambox to dl VODs coz they're streaming video
U can also use Media Player but it usually fucks up :O
The best streambox I know is Hinet Recorder, just look for it on a search engine :O


I was contributing! Sixteen year old me sure seemed to love emoticons though :O
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
beetlelisk
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Poland2276 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 12:51:48
June 18 2012 12:50 GMT
#87
On June 18 2012 10:49 marttorn wrote:
Oh yeah, here's how to find a complete overview of your posts, including of course your first one. Go to this link:

http://www.teamliquid.net/mytlnet/myposts.php?action=view_as_posts&currentpage=1

And then just change the number at the end of the URL to what page of your posting history you wanna go to. For example, my posting history is 81 pages long so if I wanted to find my first post I'd add 81 instead of 1 at the end of the URL.

Oh holy shit, this shit works :D thanks marttorn!

My first post on this account is
On August 07 2008 03:42 beetlelisk wrote:
wow so good to see such a thread, I'll check some titles myself x)

@ OP:
You will almost for sure like


Black Lagoon
Samurai Champloo
Elfen Lied


...and probably like

Claymore
Bleach + Show Spoiler +
(seyiu voicing acrobat-murderer from the train in Baccano voices Ichigo from Bleach too, who is probably my most favorite character)




From others mentioned and/or watched by me I don't know if you will like

Monster (I saw about 56 episodes, gotta finish it)
Berserk + Show Spoiler +
1st episode is very promising but next 10 are more fillers than episodes, disappointing is some way... especially when comparing them to ending episodes which are almost like taken from another series but match with 1st one... well... as hell >

Death Note*
Higurashi no naku koro ni* (kai is 2nd season?)
Code Geass


*those 2 were dropped by me (DN after 5th and higurashi after 15th episode) but I may finish them some day

Yeah, so my first post was in an anime blog. I don't know what more to add
and my first post on my previous account is
On May 21 2008 22:00 MrRammstein wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2008 15:22 dat[fury] wrote:
What if the carrier has other guns or cannon on their ship because they cannot handle a battlecruiser 1v1?
What if the tanks have machinegun as added defense against melee units and they should be more expensive because in SC1 if they are in mass they are simply unstoppable.
What if the medivac dropship have its own gun or cannon for its defence?


That's why Marines and Warp Rays are in game. Just use different units = game is more fun not imba

Tanks unstoppable? Use air units counter opponent with better mix of units

This was in the days when most of my attention focused on the old SC2 General forum and old battle.net forums.
Theorycrafting and thinking about new things in then developing SC2 was the shit.

edit: FYI I'm not a PBU, I just didn't know about the change my name thread so I made a new account.
wwww
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
June 18 2012 13:03 GMT
#88
first post so boring
took me over a year to sign up
and then another month to actually post
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=200836#10
this is an amazing guide, im definitely looking forward to more of this as a novice looking to get into SC2.
cheers a bunch and keep writing please (:


so tentative
teehee
Liquipedia@jkursk
NicksonReyes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Philippines4431 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 13:53:04
June 18 2012 13:45 GMT
#89
I want to remember my first posts too . How do I look for it? The posts on my profile only shows my last 1000 posts.
Nvm. I'm a noob.

All I remember was I was making a lot of stupid, low quality posts in the KMD thread in my early days. I still can't believe I didn't get a single warning/temp during all that.

First post:
+ Show Spoiler +
On May 07 2010 22:22 NicksonReyes wrote:
First Post
Done!

I'm actually so good back then that my first post is from here.

Then next one is just plain stupid:
+ Show Spoiler +
On May 08 2010 18:07 NicksonReyes wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 08 2010 11:15 Ixas wrote:
not fat enough to be tiff imo
either that or she slimmed down.


I don't know why people hate my mushroom fany
anyway it is just other's opinion
She is still the best for me <3

"Start yo" -FlaSh
nooboon
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
2602 Posts
June 18 2012 14:49 GMT
#90
Excluding my first post in the ten commandments, my first post was in the HOTS unit prediction thread. Wanted to join for SC2 Fantasy league but was to late.
On July 03 2011 06:44 nooboon wrote:
Protoss: Ranged dps to support zealots and sentry's/ a fast harass unit. (Reavers would be fun but toss don't have the best drop mechanic imo)

Zerg: Ground artillery unit (i don't know how well the lurker would translate into SC2).

Terran: IDK. Ground mech unit, The goliath would give some mobile anti-air. (Terran seems quite fine with the exception of minor tweaks here and there)

Darpa
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada4413 Posts
June 18 2012 15:34 GMT
#91
I dont remember my first post, but my first thread was asking Attero for his playlist rather than pm'ing him. It was closed by Jinro pretty much immediately, hahahaha
"losers always whine about their best, Winners go home and fuck the prom queen"
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
June 18 2012 15:43 GMT
#92
Awesome blog, made me go search for my 1st post. Thanks to marttorn for:
On June 18 2012 10:49 marttorn wrote:
Oh yeah, here's how to find a complete overview of your posts, including of course your first one. Go to this link:

http://www.teamliquid.net/mytlnet/myposts.php?action=view_as_posts&currentpage=1

And then just change the number at the end of the URL to what page of your posting history you wanna go to. For example, my posting history is 81 pages long so if I wanted to find my first post I'd add 81 instead of 1 at the end of the URL.


So I found out I have 105 pages of posting history. Here's my first post:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=103134&currentpage=12#234

Guess I really wanted to participate in FPL. Interesting how I have two disgraced progamers in the lineup (one on main, one on anti)... but still, my main team looks solid!

Skimmed through that page for my first few posts... more analysis on my posting habits, it took:
- 4 posts to get into KMD
- 5 posts to express my hate for Fantasy

Also, majority of my first hundred or so posts are one- or two- liners in LR threads >_< how embarrassing lol.
[TLMS] REBOOT
virpi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Germany3598 Posts
June 18 2012 16:06 GMT
#93
mine was:
On October 30 2009 22:50 virpi wrote:
ZvP


a very insightful post.
first we make expand, then we defense it.
jpak
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States5045 Posts
June 18 2012 16:13 GMT
#94
My first post (besides the one on TL 10 commandments):

FUCK YOU DOLPHINS!! FUCK YOU WHALES!!

I still love South Park so much.

A few posts after that I started contributing little by little.
CJ Entusman #50! #1 클템 fan TL!
dNa
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany591 Posts
June 18 2012 16:21 GMT
#95
my first post ever... i was so scared of making my first post, and this one day i was drunk while watching State of the Game, i decided this was the perfect opportunity to get this anxiety out of the way. Worked out great ^.^ really big contribution too.

On February 02 2011 15:08 dNa wrote:
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On February 02 2011 15:04 iNcontroL wrote:
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oh yeah.

"a pitchfork is for hay. a trident is for killing bitches." -djwheat
Zeke50100
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2220 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 16:27:21
June 18 2012 16:27 GMT
#96
I'm disappointed to say that my first posts were all discussing the SC2 beta. Luckily, they weren't necessarily *that* stupid, although I have had my fair share of terribad moments around here.

I'm putting it behind me though, starting with this post as my 2000th (a significant portion probably being bad posts ^_^).

On February 20 2010 23:33 Zeke50100 wrote:
Can't you use Chrono Boost on Warpgates, as well? That would drop the Warp in time from 23 to nearly 10 seconds :/

The way I see it, Warp Gate is high APM heaven. Even better if you Proxy Pylon.


EDIT: Whoa, Siege Tank.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 16:43:08
June 18 2012 16:36 GMT
#97
My first post

2nd post.
Ever since then, I've noticed a ton of topics I've posted in ended with my post. o.O
edit: Ugh.... I was so cocky then. Was like "yeah, I'm gonna go into this forum and be the best ever! I'll prove to them that I'm worthy and that I can give great advice! -_-"... well at least it wasn't all bad advice.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
Alpino
Profile Joined June 2011
Brazil4390 Posts
June 18 2012 16:53 GMT
#98
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=237225&currentpage=441#8818

Not too bad of a third post. :p
20/11/2015 - never forget EE's Ember
Zanno
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1484 Posts
June 18 2012 17:05 GMT
#99
i don't know if this is the first post but it's the oldest one i could find and it's by far the most racist discussion i've ever seen on TL
aaaaa
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
June 18 2012 17:34 GMT
#100
Lol my first post:

+ Show Spoiler +
I don't see the big problem for the windows key being disabled or not. I really don't' see why people are complaining about this :S.

I was expecting a more informative Q&A and was really hoping to see a release date (wasn't likely of course but always a hope). I agree with the people who think this Q&A sucked because I have to agree only good information I liked was the replay working even after a new patch.


Although I found this post that was probably about my 15'th/20'th lmao.

+ Show Spoiler +
rekrul you fucking fail rofl. I'm glad you lost. For someone who talked so much shit you got 3-0'd and still say your the best yea ok lmao. I don't know how anyone has respect for a shithole like you. And yes I know I will be banned for posting this.
When I think of something else, something will go here
JBright
Profile Joined September 2010
Vancouver14381 Posts
June 18 2012 18:46 GMT
#101
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=94273&currentpage=400#7998

Ah yes, the ADT. I still wish someone would make a new FMP anime.


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=255732

Didn't make a thread until almost a year later. But it was a pretty good thread if I do say so myself.
ModeratorThe good and the wise lead quiet lives. Neo's #1 Frenemy and nightmare.
MrSantiago
Profile Joined June 2012
United States6 Posts
June 18 2012 19:36 GMT
#102
My first post was:

My first post was:

Show nested quote +
My first post was:

My first post was:

My first post was:

My first post was:

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My first post was:

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My first post was:

Archas
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6531 Posts
June 18 2012 19:39 GMT
#103
That is some meta shit right there.
The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-18 19:41:14
June 18 2012 19:40 GMT
#104
On June 19 2012 04:36 MrSantiago wrote:
My first post was:

Show nested quote +
My first post was:

My first post was:

My first post was:

My first post was:

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My first post was:

[quote]

MY MIND IS FULL OF WAT. Ahh if only it wasn't an alt account.
우정호 KT_VIOLET 1988 - 2012 While we are postponing, life speeds by
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 18 2012 19:53 GMT
#105
My first three posts (one is in quote, 2 and 3 are in order):

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]


My first post on TL under my first account. (I got banned because I was so retarded they thought I was trolling)
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
June 18 2012 20:06 GMT
#106
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=330888&currentpage=2#21

I'm pretty sure that was my first post, and its not all that bad.
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
June 18 2012 20:24 GMT
#107
Oh god I don't wanna remember, probably some balance whining or SC2 bashing during the beta.
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
jdseemoreglass
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States3773 Posts
June 18 2012 20:42 GMT
#108
I actually remember my first post, don't even have to look it up. It was a complaint that the rocks were suddenly removed from Desert Oasis allowing lings to run right into my main and kill me.
"If you want this forum to be full of half-baked philosophy discussions between pompous faggots like yourself forever, stay the course captain vanilla" - FakeSteve[TPR], 2006
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
June 18 2012 20:53 GMT
#109
No idea what it was, but I guess it was in a lr thread or in a power rank. Not sure, I was afraid as hell to post, I think there's something like a year between my finding of team liquid and my first post. With registration somewhere in between.
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
June 18 2012 20:53 GMT
#110
My first post was... trying to LR in a CJ vs MBC Hero SPL match. Sea vs Skyhigh.
Shit I miss BW.
NaDa/Flash/Thorzain Fan
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 00:05:06
June 19 2012 00:04 GMT
#111
On November 02 2003 20:29 Slaughter wrote:
I always thought Yellow > all :D. Oh yea didn't Yellow just go 2-0 vs Nada? I think so :D


Looked and found it! Ah the good ole days ^_^
Never Knows Best.
Hesmyrr
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada5776 Posts
June 19 2012 00:48 GMT
#112
Hesmyrr May 01, 2010 23:20 Thread: TL Mafia Forum Direct Link
Sounds fun. May I be given access to the Mafia forum?

I had benefit of voluntarily closing my initial, older ID. So no noobiness from me :p
"If watching the MSL finals makes you a progamer, then anyone in Korea can do it." - Ha Tae Ki
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10341 Posts
June 19 2012 03:32 GMT
#113
My first ever post ever.

MountainDewJunkie United States. June 29 2009 16:06
Killer thread. May I?

I've beaten the Brood War campaign at least a dozen times, but have never completed the Original campaign (I always skip the PvP levels... I hate PvP!).

I have a huge crush on tutor who works at the math center at my college, almost as huge as her breasts (oh, and I have a somewhat unhealthy love of breasts).

I am strangely sexually attracted to women whom I can't tolerate.

I have had phone sex with a friend from another state at least one-hundred times.

I use multiple mirrors in the bathroom to check if I'm starting to lose my hair.

I have shoplifted over $200 worth of sunglasses and belts.

I bombed on a guitar solo in front of 600 people.

How fucking embarrassing!

This was me in a nutshell 3 years ago.

Updates:
- did finally beat SC1 campaign
- big titted tutor was married, was a no-go (slim chance of success anyway)
- I'm currently dating someone I couldn't tolerate
- I still have all my hair
- haven't had da phone fap in 4 years. But everyone should try it. Prefer actual sex, though.
- haven't shoplifted in 4 years, and I was an idiot for even doing so
- I am still humiliated about that guitar solo
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
sc2superfan101
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
3583 Posts
June 19 2012 04:42 GMT
#114
in the ten commandment thread:
On February 14 2012 18:13 sc2superfan101 wrote:
first post here right?

and to this day not one person has answered...
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 06:21:09
June 19 2012 06:18 GMT
#115
Most likely my first post after quite a bit of lurking time. I didnt think I was good enough to join/post here since back then pretty much everyone was extremely good. But when I quit competetive BW i figured I might as well join.
On June 23 2003 01:32 Eatme wrote:
I've played Vonster.v13 (he played T) almost a year ago and he had a wooping 88apm and was barely over 100 in his peaks. Probably beacause he wasnt trying and were pretty occupied calling me a noob. I might add he was one of the best T players I've played.


Here is the thread, unfortunately the OP has been nuked:
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=4988

EDIT: Still recall that game, was in some korean channel on west. I was 12 and he was 9 on LT. I did a sneak expo and didnt really get my goons in time for his tankdrop. Then he slowpushed with turrets across the map and there were nothing I could do.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
June 19 2012 07:49 GMT
#116
My first post was in the FPL thread. I put roro on my anti T_T
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
bgx
Profile Joined August 2010
Poland6595 Posts
June 19 2012 08:05 GMT
#117
1st thing ive noticed

My English was more coherent T.T

Maybe i tried more ?
Stork[gm]
r00ty
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany1056 Posts
June 19 2012 10:46 GMT
#118
After lurking for a year i stumbled about a guy whining about gang violence in Brazil being scared and how terrible it is for him (while living in a protected apartment complex). Accidentaly i saw him as well whining in the High-Thread about not getting weed from the gangs because of this. I couldn't hold myself and had to point out the hypocrisy (being a complete dick and insulting him...), while everybody else was like "be brave", "i'm with you mate".

That was so stupid! I'm still very glad i just got a triple warning and wasn't banned. I always try to remember this one when posting, though it's hard sometimes to hold myself back...

Actually it was my 3rd post or something but the others were just meaningless stuff like "go Ret!"
Antylamon
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1981 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 13:14:21
June 19 2012 13:14 GMT
#119
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=128372
I wish the replay DL still worked... it was pure gold on multiple levels.

In the chat I clearly believed I was da shit because I was in gold during the beta >.>
Then I won against a toss using marine/tank/shee... yeah, ikr? If he made more stalkers I would've been raped.

"I told you I was gold in beta"
"I've heard stories"

I got a huge ego boost from that. It lasted until I actually figured out how not to suck badly. Funny thing is, I laddered the entire beta and sucked so badly the entire time.

Then I figured out my name was crappy and made a new account to hide that I had made such stupid posts.

Not as good as the "How much do you grind?" thread but still funny imo
Holgerius
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Sweden16951 Posts
June 19 2012 14:33 GMT
#120
On June 19 2012 05:53 corumjhaelen wrote:
No idea what it was, but I guess it was in a lr thread or in a power rank. Not sure, I was afraid as hell to post, I think there's something like a year between my finding of team liquid and my first post. With registration somewhere in between.

Same. I started watching BW/reading TL in the spring of 2008, didn't register until early 2009 and made my first post in February that year.
I believe in the almighty Grötslev! -- I am never serious and you should never believe a thing I say. Including the previous sentence.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
June 19 2012 14:39 GMT
#121
I'm so not proud XD

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=201406&currentpage=14#277

If you look at all of my posts, most of my first ones are me being REALLY excited. lol
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Iyerbeth
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
England2410 Posts
June 19 2012 16:58 GMT
#122
Mine is a boring "I need tech help" post. I was actually using Liquipedia to get me through the campaign at the time of posting it because I was even more terrible than I am now.

I'll spoiler everything after the first paragraph. I'd forgotten how terrible my PC was back then though, lol.

On October 30 2010 00:46 Iyerbeth wrote:
Hi all,

I’ve been reading here for a while but this is my first actual post, and I was hoping someone could help me design a pc, and the sticky thread and the thread itself said this was the place to ask so yeah, here I am. Also that being said, it might be an odd place to do so but to anyone who reads this, I wanted to say thanks for the site and the effort put in to it.
+ Show Spoiler +

With that out of the way, here’s what I’m looking for.

What is your budget?

I'm looking to upgrade in two parts if possible, and I realise it's a little restrictive doing so but my current pc is driving me insane.

I'd be looking about about £300 for a motherboard, cpu and 4gig of ram, although I'd be able to push that closer to £400 if it makes a significant impact. I'd need this part to contain reasonable integrated graphics able to run WoW and SC2 without too much trouble, even if not on high graphics.

In the begining of the new year I'd then like to spend a further £200-£300 adding a seperate graphics card and more RAM.

What is your resolution?

At the moment I play on whatever my pc will run any set item at, but if I had to pick I’d be happy at 1280x1024.

What are you using it for?

In short I want to be able to use my pc for:
          
  • Running WoW on ultra graphics.
          
  • Running SC2 on high graphics (Or ultra in single player if possible in budget).
          
  • Listening to music and visit internet sites whilst running games.
          
  • Video editing/map editing.

The long version:

The main reasons I want to upgrade are for Starcraft 2 and World of Warcraft: Cataclysm. In general I’d like to be able to run either of those games whilst able to quickly alt tab between a media player and an internet browser without particularly suffering for doing so. I also would like to really get in to using the SC2 map editor which currently just annihilates my pc, as well as video editing from time to time.

What is your upgrade cycle?

Last time I upgraded was around 2003 with 2nd hand parts, so really just when it gets to the point like now where I’m hitting a wall with software requirements. I guess I’d be looking for 5+ years before upgrading again, with the exception of possibly adding more RAM in a few months time.

When do you plan on building it?

I'm planning on setting up the basic motherboard, CPU and some RAM as soon as possible. I'll then be adding a seperate graphics card and further RAM in the new year.

Do you plan on overclocking?

Whilst I understand what overclocking is I don’t know how to safely do it without damaging my system and thus have no intention of doing so. If it would be deemed important though to make a system work out in budget I’d be happy to put more time in to learning how to do so.

Do you need an Operating System?

No, I’m getting a copy of Windows 7 separate to this build.

Do you plan to add a second GPU for SLI or Crossfire?

No, I don’t plan to do so.

Where are you buying your parts from?

I live in Europe (England) and so far Ebuyer.com has proven to be the cheapest option on most parts I’ve looked up so I will likely end up using them.

(That's it for relevant info)

I also wanted to show my current specs, just because having looked up the minimum specs I’m amazed it can run Sc2 and I thought I'd share just how low you can go and still play. Managed to get through single player on normal and 1/3 of the way through brutal before I gave up and decided I need a new system!
          
  • Motherboard: Uncertain (year 2000 ish motherboard).
          
  • CPU: 1.6 ghz single core.
          
  • Ram: 1.5gig DDR1.
          
  • Graphics: nVIDIA GeForce FX 5700 Ultra

Yeah sometimes I have to press escape to close video clips on single player because the fading out takes forever, yes everything is on low and every time I click a new unit or a new one hatches or I build a new building or more than 40 units are on the screen, or I’m looking blankly in to a fog of war area in frustration, or trying to load a game or a new sound file begins playing - it lags, but….yeah ok I need a new pc.

Thanks in advance for any help at all.

Edit: Typo correction.


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BigFan
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
TLADT24920 Posts
June 19 2012 17:08 GMT
#123
On June 18 2012 10:42 marttorn wrote:
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On June 18 2012 10:39 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Archas, from your thread with your first post:

On July 29 2010 04:00 Archas wrote:
Many thanks to all the people who've welcomed me to TL / helped me out! It means a lot to me.

On July 29 2010 03:55 MutaDoom wrote:
I have to add, do not proclaim anyone new as a bonjwa. It's just not a good idea. Ever.


I confess that's one term I haven't heard yet. Is it some kind of Korean insult?


Hahahahaha you're so cute ♥


Ahahahahha that's the funniest thing i've read all week

LOL nice find. Gave me such a good laugh XD

On June 19 2012 02:34 blade55555 wrote:
Although I found this post that was probably about my 15'th/20'th lmao.

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rekrul you fucking fail rofl. I'm glad you lost. For someone who talked so much shit you got 3-0'd and still say your the best yea ok lmao. I don't know how anyone has respect for a shithole like you. And yes I know I will be banned for posting this.

hahaha did you end up getting banned?

On June 19 2012 02:05 Zanno wrote:
i don't know if this is the first post but it's the oldest one i could find and it's by far the most racist discussion i've ever seen on TL

An interesting thread, read the whole thing lol. Unfortunately, there was no conclusion about which was the manliest race XD

I can't find my first post. Help?
Former BW EiC"Watch Bakemonogatari or I will kill you." -Toad, April 18th, 2017
spinesheath
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Germany8679 Posts
June 19 2012 17:19 GMT
#124
On June 19 2012 02:05 Zanno wrote:
i don't know if this is the first post but it's the oldest one i could find and it's by far the most racist discussion i've ever seen on TL

How has this not been bumped once in 5 years?
If you have a good reason to disagree with the above, please tell me. Thank you.
Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11048 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-19 17:42:48
June 19 2012 17:41 GMT
#125
Technically:
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On August 21 2009 07:57 Sabu113 wrote:
Hai!. Definitely the best 10 commandments of any website that I've read.


I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions above [X]


But I think this one counts:

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On August 21 2009 10:56 Sabu113 wrote:
Cmon Yellow Stick it to your brother! It's tough to decide who to root for in this matchup. Jaedong looked like he was on course for an absolutely amazing treble of trophies. (Up til the finals I think you could argue that HwasenOZ = Jaedong) However now that Jaedong is "only" going to win the OSL for the third time, my heart kind of wants to support the underdog. However much that Yellow and Luxury look like clones. Hopefully this ends up being a set of 5 good matches and not a complete stomping by Jaedong.


Nice Writeup btw.


>< >< Well what did happen to Yellow(arnc) and Luxury?
Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
hacklebeast
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States5090 Posts
June 19 2012 19:00 GMT
#126
Well there was that whole match fixing thing. But if you are talking about beyond that, i'm not sure. I think luxury still streams on affeka.
Protoss: Best, Paralyze, Jangbi, Nal_Ra || Terran: Oov, Boxer, Fantasy, Hiya|| Zerg: Yellow, Zero
d3_crescentia
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States4054 Posts
June 19 2012 23:38 GMT
#127
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=93157#3

I cheered ACE in my very first post. Nothing too special.

On June 20 2012 02:41 Sabu113 wrote:
Technically:
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On August 21 2009 07:57 Sabu113 wrote:
Hai!. Definitely the best 10 commandments of any website that I've read.


I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions above [X]


But I think this one counts:

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On August 21 2009 10:56 Sabu113 wrote:
Cmon Yellow Stick it to your brother! It's tough to decide who to root for in this matchup. Jaedong looked like he was on course for an absolutely amazing treble of trophies. (Up til the finals I think you could argue that HwasenOZ = Jaedong) However now that Jaedong is "only" going to win the OSL for the third time, my heart kind of wants to support the underdog. However much that Yellow and Luxury look like clones. Hopefully this ends up being a set of 5 good matches and not a complete stomping by Jaedong.


Nice Writeup btw.


>< >< Well what did happen to Yellow(arnc) and Luxury?

Forever shamed for being involved in match-fixing scandal.
once, not long ago, there was a moon here
Dullahan
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States248 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-20 00:02:11
June 20 2012 00:00 GMT
#128
Boring first post...
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=100886&currentpage=2#34

At least my first thread tried to be somewhat clever...
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=111535#1
For those that didn't get the reference: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Bulldog and http://wiki.teamliquid.net/starcraft/Bulldog_(vs._Terran)
Derrida
Profile Joined March 2011
2885 Posts
June 20 2012 00:21 GMT
#129
Huh, I did not remember this made me register to TL after more than a year of lurking:

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=200308&currentpage=45#897
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Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-20 04:00:52
June 20 2012 04:00 GMT
#130
On September 11 2010 10:02 Najda wrote:
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On September 11 2010 09:41 GWash wrote:
Outmicro them. Know the proper unit mix, and maintain it. Outplay them. This sort of situation is what every player should dream of. A situation with perfectly equal macro possibilities, no chance of imbalance, with the winner determined purely by skill.



Unless someone's skill lies in their strategical ability.

You have a couple options though, you can just turtle and expand/tech, go for a slightly different/better army composition, or just try to straight outmicro the other person (get a better position than him when the fight starts, definately avoid any fight on their ramp).


From a 4gate vs 4gate post. Not a very exciting or embarrassing first post, I remember always being so nervous to post anything at all.


On June 18 2012 19:02 Funnytoss wrote:
This motivated me to skim through *all* of my posts and I am proud to say, while not all of them are necessarily spotlight material, I never acted like a dumbass. That's lot of time on the internet well spent. However, if you compare my posts here (started around high school) with the posts I made on other forums when I was 12-13, it's a huge difference, and that's pretty fascinating, albeit embarrassing.


Yeah I'm the same way. The only dumb posts I've made have been one-liner celebrations in LR threads.
Sprungjeezy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States1313 Posts
June 20 2012 06:31 GMT
#131
Nearly all of the threads I've started were either shut down, should have been shut down or were in Tech Support.

I've since not made very many threads as I've realized I have nothing worthy of a TL thread.
Slightly
Profile Joined November 2011
United States80 Posts
June 20 2012 07:36 GMT
#132
My first post was a long response to a thread about stream sniping. I'm proud that it was my first post even though I've stayed away from TL drama since then.. I thought it was pretty good.

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On November 16 2011 21:19 Slightly wrote:
If stream snipers do not want to be grouped in with cheaters, they should not call attention to the fact that they are sniping. Glhf and get on with it. The reward you get for sniping a professional player should be the heightened competition and the satisfaction of the gameplay. Your stream sniping reward does not include showboating or advertisement, and positive publicity should not be expected when you engage in interaction with the stream.

In regards to the OP's situation, he guessed you were stream cheating because you put yourself in a situation where he could reasonably assume that you were doing so. Had you not cried out quite so loudly "Hey iNcontroL! I'm on your stream!" you would have been fine.. though of course, 5k people wouldn't have seen your twitter.

One point I find startling here is how many people in this thread are up in arms about professionalism. I wouldn't call iNcontroL's statements professional, but I wouldn't give him a citation and have him fined or anything either. He called it as he saw it, nothing more. Emotional, yes. Worthy of scrutiny, not really. There are ways you can prevent being perceived in such a fashion if the issue is really so important to you.

Also, about the damage he has done to your potential professional career by calling you out as a stream sniper or cheater.. No offense, but nobody was going to remember you for a one-off incident on iNcontroL's stream, I promise you. That kind of recognition came with a 15 page thread about stream cheating subtleties. If you had been matched against him 6 times in a row and were clearly demonstrating knowledge of the stream.. you are going to come off with a bad image, which is not only your fault, but also a big thing you need to consider when you're trying to go pro. Besides, professionals aren't made through stream sniping, they are made through results at tournaments, which you have already stated you lack the time or means to participate in.

I'm sure everybody understands the difference between stream sniping and stream cheating. It seems to me though that most of the community has a clear grasp on the kind of people known to participate in those sorts of activities, and it is unfortunate that through your demeanor you appeared to be one of them. Stream sniping can be fine to find good competition, but if you overdo it you're going to make a bad name for yourself. Like I said, this doesn't only mean repetitive targeting of the same streamer, but also calling attention to yourself and trying to piggyback on his fame. It isn't necessarily wrong, but it is annoying, and you can expect aggravated remarks if that's how you act.

rebdomine
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
6040 Posts
June 20 2012 08:41 GMT
#133
How do you guys find your first post? I can't find it.
"Just because you are correct doesn't mean you are right!"
Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
June 20 2012 09:32 GMT
#134
My first post was in the tl 10 commandments yo
Synwave July 27, 2009 11:46 Thread: TL.net Ten Commandments Direct Link

Read and got it, long time blizz player purely casual and meandered here awhile back due to looking up starcraft vods. Felt I should sign up for future starcraft 2 comments although Im generally very quiet and just enjoy reading/learning from interesting forum threads.
See yall around.


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