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Since I said I'd do it I guess I really should, The best time to write is when you're the sleepiest.
DISCLAIMER: The following story is COMPLETELY FICTIONAL. Neither the Name of People, Place, or Organizations involved in the story have any connection to their real world counterparts. Also, None of the Events that transpire below may have actually occured. and The only proper SlayerSJessica pairing that should ever exist is BoxeR X Jessica.
Honey and Starcraft by:天道 真百合 Tendou Mayuri
Chapter 0 The GomTV Stage, One can say it is the highest place for any man to stand in the industry of eSports, be it for fame, glory, wealth, passion and love. On top stood the men who have just conquered the world. the whom have triumphed over Gods and Devils. They were the SlayerS. next to their leader stood their queen, Otherwise known as SlayerSJessica, She was a strong woman whom support the team through thick and thin until this glorious day.
But below the stage there was a girl watching. She was Kim Shee Yoon, a fan of Starcraft, a passionate player, and a girl. She wasn't particularly excellent nor skilled. She didn't have a name in eSports nor did she have strong mechanics, however she had desire. The desire to stand upon that stage one day that many dreamed of but could never make it. One might say to desire is to love. She then in fact, loved Starcraft.
As the SlayerS team left the stage and passed by the row she was sitting, SlayerSJessica walked past her row, and for a second time grinded to a halt. Despite the amount of excitement in the studio, despite yelling and screaming of fans, SlayerSJessica was oblivious to all of that. Everything, except the girl she just walked past. She turned her head and looked back but she wasn't able to see that girl anymore.
"Is something the matter?"
A talk handsome man asked her, Of course this man is none other than BoxeR, her boy friend, other wise dubbed as the Emperor.
"Yeah, I have something to take care of real quick, I'll catch up with you guys at the restaurant."
And so SlayerSJessica walks back in to the studio she looks for the girl she has just seen. it was but a glance. But it was feeling she couldn't forget, even Jessica herself cannot understand what that feeling was. But there was one thing she knows.. She wants to meet her.
"She couldn't have left yet, the crowd only have started to leave the studio, If I wait by the exit I can probably catch her."
Which that thought Jessica turn around back toward the exit. But just as she turned around to leave she saw a almost familiar silhouette getting up. Without any thought she immediately extended her hand to grab her, The surprised girl turned around, and Jessica looked into the depth of her eyes and said.
"Hey you, play a match of Starcraft against me."
Now that I think of it I really hate writing w/e, it's about time I blogged about something at all. Hope this will do. Was really hard to think of anything at all without fighting the feeling inside me that I might be betraying my favorite player (BoxeR) with my fanfic writing. This piece is completely written drunk so take what I write with a grain of sand.
Chapter 1 "Hey you, play a match of Starcraft against me."
It was a crisp and clear voice, and one that was refreshing like cold spring water. It wasn't the first time Eve has heard those words. For it isn't strange for any Starcraft player to challenge another, or be challenged. but what was strange to her was actually who challenged her. There isn't a single Starcraft player in Korea who doesn't recognize the person standing in front of her. Black flowing hair, white pale skin, a face that compares to that of doll's.It was SlayerSJessica.
It seems like all the moving crowd has disappeared and it was but just the two of them in the studio. Eve, flustered and not knowing what to do, replied in a timid voice
"It's ok...I am not...very good or anything..." "It doesn't matter, I just want you to play." Jessica replied to Eve in such a resolved voice. It made Eve's hear skip a beat. Eve blushes abit and looks down towards the floor beside her, only to just avoid the eyes of SlayerSJessica, spoke in a soft voice.
".....ok....I'll play" "but first...can you let go of my hand first?....It's....embarrassing..." "Oh! Sorry.."
SlayerSJessica realized that she has been holding Eve's hand ever since she caught her and challenged her quickly apologizes. There was a moment of silence, both Jessica and Eve are left without anything to say. After a few seconds Jessica spoke up.
"There's a few computers backstage for practice and qualifier rounds, we could use those. Don't hold back against me, I want to see you play."
It wasn't the first time that Eve settled in to a chair, fixed her posture and prepared to play against someone in Starcraft. It was a familiar feeling. The ambience of the log in screen, feel of keys on the keyboard, the smell of the leather on the chair. It was a starcraft match, of which she played many times, she wasn't particularly good, or bad. But her opponent is in fact Jessica, the girl friend of BoxeR, the emperor. Eve was still slightly confused to what had just happened at this point. She thought about the encounter she just had. She can't help but to blush and feel slightly overheated at recalling what just have happened. But she tries her best to it off as she types into the chat box "glhf" The count down started. The 5 seconds felt close to what would be an eternity. Eve tries her best to not think about Jessica, but for some reason she can't stop herself. "2" "1" "0" The map is Loading.... [GSL] Tal'darim Altar.
Why does it look so short T.T oh wellz
Chapter 2 It wasn't the first time Eve played a TvT on Tal'darim, It wasn't the first time she lost a TvT on it either. But it was the first time she was crushed, devastated, and destroyed utterly. She didn't lose because Jessica cheesed, nor was it because of a mistake on her part. It was a loss because of the vast gap of skill. Banshees were shot down, Blue flame hellions were stopped Siege Tanks were brought down and Vikings crashed to the ground. Where Eve intended to attack, Jessica was there to defend it.
The game wasn't over yet. It was over though in many senses. Because there was nothing Eve could do at this point but to watch her main being razed to the ground. Her legs rubbed uncomfortably against each other due to the stress. Her hands slipped a fell from the keyboard. The game was over. That wasn't a match, it was a massacre. It isn't an exaggeration to say that she was bound down and stripped to her bare skin.
It was gg. The last supply depot burnt to the ground, Eve unable to bring herself back, sits fazed in the computer screen staring blankly at the defeat screen.
"Do you know why you lost?" Jessica asks from across the table Eve still devastated looks down trying to avoid Jessica's gaze. "I was't skilled enou-" "Wrong, you had the skills." Jessica quickly interrupts Eve before she could finish her sentence. Surprised Eve looks up at Jessica. Who just asks "Do you love the game?" It wasn't a yes or no answer question. Something like that can only be answered with yes and yes. "Of course I do." Eve replied, without a thought. Jessica got up and walked toward the coffee counter and poured herself a cup of black coffee. and asks. "What do you think playing the game will accomplish for you? You say you loved the game. But you haven't told me why yet. Is it for the money? the fame and recognition? a team for you to belong?" This question surprised Eve, for she never actually thought about it, but she was honest to herself, after all she does love the game. "I don't think I wanted any of those as my goal. I think I do it because I love the game." Jessica tilted her head and turned around at the reply. "Noble, but that's why you lost. Because you didn't have anything to strive for. Because you have no desire, actually you do I am sorry. I can see it in your eyes. You desire something, it's not just love for the game. But you know not what it is." Eve shaken up at such a statement, no one ever has said this to her. Her love for starcraft, is it just a shallow desire as a mean to something else? This person in front of her, so powerful, so overwhelming, a presence that stands to crush what she is, and all she is where she stands. "Relax, I am here to help you, you have love, you have passion. What you want is something for you to find out. I am only here to help you, Come with me. I will show you the true way to play Starcraft." Jessica declares to Eve and then extends her hand to her. Eve's face flushed and looked brightly at Jessica's face slowly brought her hand up and grasped Jessica's Extended hand.
I have gained major respect for VN writers, well much more respect now since writing H has been the most bullshit writing I've ever done in my life. And wow it's a shitty job and it's short. Fuck me
AFTERWORD End of Volume 1. Really it was just a prologue kind of something that gets the blood in my brain flowing. It's pretty just a light short story written in 3 parts that kinda tell the story of Eve's recruitment into SlayerS. The story once again being completely fictional.
Maybe I'll write a volume 2. Not sure. But through this I realized that I would make a terrible erotica writer. But for all the Liquid folks that enjoy reading my work, thank you for your support and let's hope SlayerS never have to find out about this piece of fan fiction. PS. Shout out to the Anime Discussion Thread regulars, Ecael, 新堂凪, Lolicon, Mechman, and many more. PS Babylon, you better finish that Trickster X Fruitdealer fanfiction we're waiting /love -天道真百合
   
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i hope there is some girl on girl action in here
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god dammit blasterion.
i want the rest ;;
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it's a good start to a cool story :o)
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I knew you couldn't resist yuri fanfic. Your Trickster x FruitDealer fantasy was just a foreshadow of this.
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Whoops, fanfics are very strange, strange things
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On August 10 2011 15:35 Sfydjklm wrote: i hope there is some girl on girl action in here I wouldn't be surprised by some yuri when it's him 
nice story so far, waiting for more
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I have a feeling SlayerSJessica will take this erotica the wrong way and add to the "sue for slander" pile look forward to more chapters.
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Looking forward to it >_>
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51468 Posts
no eve x tossgirl?!!?!?11
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"then come Cella, Calle say: oh noes! and GSL-studios EXPLOSION! and hamburgions! Jessica and Bozer danubed into Major Laeuge
the end"
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Blazinghand
United States25552 Posts
My god, you're actually going through with it! Why am I going to read this? I have no idea why, but I am going to read this.
5/5 for clarity.
EDIT: HOW IS THIS SO WELL WRITTEN?! ,_,
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More please...for research of course.
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I hope it will be more humorous than disturbing.
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On August 10 2011 15:45 KazeHydra wrote: I knew you couldn't resist yuri fanfic. Your Trickster x FruitDealer fantasy was just a foreshadow of this.
!!!!???!!!!
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MOAR.
If more isnt written in the next 3 hours im calling the cyber police.
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United States33418 Posts
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On August 10 2011 16:42 GTR wrote: no eve x tossgirl?!!?!?11 tossgirl x idra is still on everyone's mind.
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Why oh why did I already know who would write something like this, even before opening it -.-;
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Netherlands45349 Posts
good lord this is going somewhere....
lol.
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United Kingdom2950 Posts
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I was already getting warmed up from the blog title.
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On August 10 2011 19:35 Latham wrote: Why oh why did I already know who would write something like this, even before opening it -.-;
I was expecting Hot_Bid, but I'm rather new here. 
Also, hurry up with chapter 1. Tsingtao isn't that expensive, is it?
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Writing while drunk and sleepy is not really a great way to fight your way out of a writers block. It is merely acts of final desperation. And being desperate brings out the worst in you.
Hope you will take this well.
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On August 10 2011 15:45 KazeHydra wrote: I knew you couldn't resist yuri fanfic. Your Trickster x FruitDealer fantasy was just a foreshadow of this. I have no talent for writing BL it's Babylon's job to write that.
On August 10 2011 22:05 Mobius_1 wrote:Show nested quote +On August 10 2011 19:35 Latham wrote: Why oh why did I already know who would write something like this, even before opening it -.-; I was expecting Hot_Bid, but I'm rather new here.  Also, hurry up with chapter 1. Tsingtao isn't that expensive, is it? Hot_Bid would write about stuff like this I think if it was Guy X Girl, like Idra X Tossgirl for example. But idk if he would write a yuri
On August 10 2011 22:07 Dracolich70 wrote: Writing while drunk and sleepy is not really a great way to fight your way out of a writers block. It is merely acts of final desperation. And being desperate brings out the worst in you.
Hope you will take this well. Reading what you've wrote drunk is pretty entertaining.
On August 10 2011 16:42 GTR wrote: no eve x tossgirl?!!?!?11 It's kind of hard to find any story elements between them where as Jessica X Eve, the story is already there. Besides, if anything it would be TossGirl X Eve. I kinda want to reserve eve as a submissive character.
On August 10 2011 18:32 Waxangel wrote: just.... don't get sued. I'll try, very hard.
Chapter 1 is up
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Netherlands45349 Posts
Didn't Chill or someone(MDT?) make an audio version of Idra X tossgirl?
I am expecting the same of this too when its done.
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lol 5/5
This will probably be translated to some tentacle/bondage fanfic when translated to other languages.
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Go through and do some typo/grammar checks and it's gold :p. Thinks like "talk" when you meant "tall", etc. Also, don't over-use the word whom like you did in the prologue introductory paragraph!
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Very...intriguing. I want more! Also sobriety can help with grammar
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English grammar is very hard....
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Oh god blast...I see this is what you do with your time.
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On August 11 2011 00:12 CryMore wrote: Oh god blast...I see this is what you do with your time. It's my hobby
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You actually went through with this?
Fuck, I'm actually going to have to write the Trickster x FruitDealer fanfic now.
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On August 11 2011 03:04 babylon wrote: You actually went through with this?
Fuck, I'm actually going to have to write the Trickster x FruitDealer fanfic now. I look foward to it.
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On August 10 2011 22:05 Mobius_1 wrote:Show nested quote +On August 10 2011 19:35 Latham wrote: Why oh why did I already know who would write something like this, even before opening it -.-; I was expecting Hot_Bid, but I'm rather new here.  Also, hurry up with chapter 1. Tsingtao isn't that expensive, is it?
Hotbid will rewrite this by replacing Eve and Jessica by 2 other people "for those that don't want to read something "homo"."
oooohhh yes.. JUST like F91
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On August 10 2011 18:32 Waxangel wrote: just.... don't get sued.
LOL fair point
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Need more fandom in SC2 IMO
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Poll: Write H or keep in no H? Do write H (15) 83% Write H but spoiler the H-Scenes (2) 11% Do Not Write H (All Ages) (1) 6% 18 total votes Your vote: Write H or keep in no H? (Vote): Do write H (Vote): Do Not Write H (All Ages) (Vote): Write H but spoiler the H-Scenes
I'll leave up this until I get home from work, and then I can decide what to write from then
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come on Blast you cant be serious? Non H? you sick? ^^
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Blazinghand
United States25552 Posts
definitely spoiler that... if you do write it.
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Let's get some H up in the SlayerS house!!
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Blasty.........are you out of your mind? Yuri and no H?
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Due to popular demand next chapter will have a H Scene, It's gonna be hard to fit it in and it'll be a bit weird. I probably write bad H anyways
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Blazinghand
United States25552 Posts
There's no chance we could put it in a spoiler? ._.
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On August 11 2011 05:58 Blazinghand wrote: There's no chance we could put it in a spoiler? ._. I probably would, but is it a big problem if I don't spoiler it?
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On August 11 2011 05:59 Blasterion wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2011 05:58 Blazinghand wrote: There's no chance we could put it in a spoiler? ._. I probably would, but is it a big problem if I don't spoiler it?
Put an [H] tag in the title or something, I don't know. Just pump that shizzle out.
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On August 11 2011 06:03 Z3kk wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2011 05:59 Blasterion wrote:On August 11 2011 05:58 Blazinghand wrote: There's no chance we could put it in a spoiler? ._. I probably would, but is it a big problem if I don't spoiler it? Put an [H] tag in the title or something, I don't know. Just pump that shizzle out. Pretty sure H stood for Help in the TL dictionary
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On August 11 2011 06:04 Blasterion wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2011 06:03 Z3kk wrote:On August 11 2011 05:59 Blasterion wrote:On August 11 2011 05:58 Blazinghand wrote: There's no chance we could put it in a spoiler? ._. I probably would, but is it a big problem if I don't spoiler it? Put an [H] tag in the title or something, I don't know. Just pump that shizzle out. Pretty sure H stood for Help in the TL dictionary
Oops.
It's a trap!!
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On another note I sure hope SlayerS don't read this story lol because then things could go very very wrong
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On August 11 2011 06:07 Blasterion wrote: On another note I sure hope SlayerS don't read this story lol because then things could go very very wrong
*remembers Jessica's pursuit of Eve flamers*
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Straight outta Johto18973 Posts
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Blazinghand
United States25552 Posts
Okay, that's fine-- I suppose I don't really mind. I'll check this when I'm home from work ._.
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Yeah seriously. I was under the assumption that you were already planning some H. Please make the sc2 scenes as epic as Saki though
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Writing H sucks..... it's so harrrrrdd...... DAMMITTTTTT FUCCCCCKKKK
I need to write drunk again
Chapter 2 up
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On August 11 2011 07:07 kellymilkies wrote: omg -o-~ Don't tell on me. Please
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PPPFFFTTTTTTTTCHHHHHH
LOOOOOL
Ahahahaha...you'd think all those yuri VNs would be put to good use looool great read but it felt really creepy, to say the least
Someone really needs to send this to Slayers Jessica LOL
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On August 11 2011 07:27 Z3kk wrote: PPPFFFTTTTTTTTCHHHHHH
LOOOOOL
Ahahahaha...you'd think all those yuri VNs would be put to good use looool great read but it felt really creepy, to say the least
Someone really needs to send this to Slayers Jessica LOL It's like wtf, how should I write this, fuck english lol. hard to make it flow or think of a decent plot when it involves H
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Just read over what I wrote, what the hell did I write...wtf..
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.... I don't know, but imo the whole reason Hotbid's Idra x Tossgirl worked was that it was supposed to be funny. No offence, but this just seems creepy. If I was either of these two I'd be really uncomfortable rreading this.
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On August 11 2011 07:51 Redmark wrote: .... I don't know, but imo the whole reason Hotbid's Idra x Tossgirl worked was that it was supposed to be funny. No offence, but this just seems creepy. If I was either of these two I'd be really uncomfortable rreading this. They made me do it, I am really bad writing H. Maybe I should go back and use the edit button
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Blazinghand
United States25552 Posts
On August 11 2011 07:51 Redmark wrote: .... I don't know, but imo the whole reason Hotbid's Idra x Tossgirl worked was that it was supposed to be funny. No offence, but this just seems creepy. If I was either of these two I'd be really uncomfortable rreading this.
If I were IdrA i'd be uncomfortable reading Hot_Bid's article, too >.> I think these are supposed to be a little uncomfortable.
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On August 11 2011 07:54 Blazinghand wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2011 07:51 Redmark wrote: .... I don't know, but imo the whole reason Hotbid's Idra x Tossgirl worked was that it was supposed to be funny. No offence, but this just seems creepy. If I was either of these two I'd be really uncomfortable rreading this. If I were IdrA i'd be uncomfortable reading Hot_Bid's article, too >.> I think these are supposed to be a little uncomfortable. Wrote an All Age version to compensate for the creepy route.
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Poll: Wow the H version of Chapter 2 turned out horriblyKeep it there spoilered (13) 72% Delete it (5) 28% 18 total votes Your vote: Wow the H version of Chapter 2 turned out horribly (Vote): Delete it (Vote): Keep it there spoilered
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The pairing I never knew I liked until it was laid before me... >_>
I'm getting tempted to write some of my own...I have a few ideas but I'm so lazy...
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End of Volume 1 every one post your opinions and whether if I should continue to write a second volume or just stop here.
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Make a 2nd volume please 
There are many issues to explore, how will Jessica handle her new love for Eve with BoxeR still around? How can Jessica and Eve keep their love a secret? etc.
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On August 11 2011 09:52 RPR_Tempest wrote:Make a 2nd volume please  There are many issues to explore, how will Jessica handle her new love for Eve with BoxeR still around? How can Jessica and Eve keep their love a secret? etc. If I was gonna use a cheap cop out I would say BoxeR went off to US to compete in a lot of tournaments for a VERY LONG TIME. and left Jessica back in Korea to manage SlayerS and Yellow while he was gone.
But since I try to be a good writer, I won't do that
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On August 11 2011 09:55 Blasterion wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2011 09:52 RPR_Tempest wrote:Make a 2nd volume please  There are many issues to explore, how will Jessica handle her new love for Eve with BoxeR still around? How can Jessica and Eve keep their love a secret? etc. If I was gonna use a cheap cop out I would say BoxeR went off to US to compete in a lot of tournaments for a VERY LONG TIME. and left Jessica back in Korea to manage SlayerS and Yellow while he was gone. But since I try to be a good writer, I won't do that
Eve ===> Yandere. Go.
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On August 11 2011 09:56 Z3kk wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2011 09:55 Blasterion wrote:On August 11 2011 09:52 RPR_Tempest wrote:Make a 2nd volume please  There are many issues to explore, how will Jessica handle her new love for Eve with BoxeR still around? How can Jessica and Eve keep their love a secret? etc. If I was gonna use a cheap cop out I would say BoxeR went off to US to compete in a lot of tournaments for a VERY LONG TIME. and left Jessica back in Korea to manage SlayerS and Yellow while he was gone. But since I try to be a good writer, I won't do that Eve ===> Yandere. Go. I am not writing school days
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On August 11 2011 09:56 Z3kk wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2011 09:55 Blasterion wrote:On August 11 2011 09:52 RPR_Tempest wrote:Make a 2nd volume please  There are many issues to explore, how will Jessica handle her new love for Eve with BoxeR still around? How can Jessica and Eve keep their love a secret? etc. If I was gonna use a cheap cop out I would say BoxeR went off to US to compete in a lot of tournaments for a VERY LONG TIME. and left Jessica back in Korea to manage SlayerS and Yellow while he was gone. But since I try to be a good writer, I won't do that Eve ===> Yandere. Go. yes please. Starcraft Days gogogo. It's okay if your erotic writing skills suck, I'm sure you'll get better at this if you keep at it. Besides, we all know your mind is advanced enough to think of good scenes
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On August 11 2011 10:38 antilyon wrote: WTF I just read... you didn't like it? ='(
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On August 11 2011 07:51 Redmark wrote: .... I don't know, but imo the whole reason Hotbid's Idra x Tossgirl worked was that it was supposed to be funny. No offence, but this just seems creepy. If I was either of these two I'd be really uncomfortable rreading this.
Idra x Tossgirl actually started as JAEDONG X LOMO and hotbid just replaced the names lol
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On August 11 2011 11:20 Louuster wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2011 07:51 Redmark wrote: .... I don't know, but imo the whole reason Hotbid's Idra x Tossgirl worked was that it was supposed to be funny. No offence, but this just seems creepy. If I was either of these two I'd be really uncomfortable rreading this. Idra x Tossgirl actually started as JAEDONG X LOMO and hotbid just replaced the names lol I just read that, I need to use more Starcraft jokes in my novels
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On August 11 2011 10:54 Blasterion wrote:you didn't like it? ='( Well, you know, it's kinda awkward, like when you see porn for the first time and you think it's gross, but at the same time you kinda like it but don't know why?
I can't describe better than this :p
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On August 12 2011 05:04 antilyon wrote:Show nested quote +On August 11 2011 10:54 Blasterion wrote:On August 11 2011 10:38 antilyon wrote: WTF I just read... you didn't like it? ='( Well, you know, it's kinda awkward, like when you see porn for the first time and you think it's gross, but at the same time you kinda like it but don't know why? I can't describe better than this :p I'll admit, between all the H Yuri Novel I read I didn't know what I had to go with THAT Style. Even now reading it makes me go like wtf..lol. I call it inexperience
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