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10 things i will never be

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zimp
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Hungary955 Posts
July 21 2011 17:41 GMT
#1
- lawyer
- actor for a soap opera
- sumo wrestler
- chemist
- religious
- cook
- babysitter
- ballet-dancer
- make-up artist
- B-

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agentzimp
TL+ Member
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
July 21 2011 17:45 GMT
#2
me too.

User was warned for this post
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-21 17:57:38
July 21 2011 17:48 GMT
#3
I will be 1 of those things, I have been 1 of those things, and I am 1 of those things.

Guess which ones?!?! :o

+ Show Spoiler +
Lawyer, B-, cook
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
July 21 2011 17:50 GMT
#4
On July 22 2011 02:48 Gnial wrote:
I will be 1 of those things, I have been 1 of those things, and I am 1 of those things.

Guess which ones?!?! :o



you will be a lawyer, you have been religious and you are a sumo wrestler
I don't know, lynch me!
howerpower
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States619 Posts
July 21 2011 17:56 GMT
#5
On July 22 2011 02:48 Gnial wrote:
I will be 1 of those things, I have been 1 of those things, and I am 1 of those things.

Guess which ones?!?! :o


you will be a chemist, you have been a babysitter, and you are religious.
hitthat
Profile Joined January 2010
Poland2275 Posts
July 21 2011 17:58 GMT
#6
On July 22 2011 02:41 zimp wrote:
- B-


Dont be so pesimistic. You will practice more and you will make it.
Shameless BroodWar separatistic, elitist, fanaticaly devoted puritan fanboy.
noobcakes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States526 Posts
July 21 2011 18:04 GMT
#7
I don't get it, whats B-?
Professional BattleCraft Player
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
July 21 2011 18:06 GMT
#8
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


ICCUP Ranking, B- is very very good.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
July 21 2011 18:09 GMT
#9
On July 22 2011 03:06 sob3k wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


ICCUP Ranking, B- is very very good.


Either that or hes saying he never wants to get as low as a B- in school.

Or that he can't hope to achieve above a C+ in school.
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-21 18:13:37
July 21 2011 18:12 GMT
#10
What the hell Gnial .. are you gonna solve the mystery or not.

Anyway here's my list

I'll never be ...
-an animal rights movement activist (although I'd totally kill people who torture, abuse, drive animals to extinction)
-a professional Ping Pong player
-a sucker for K-pop
-a salesman for inflatable anal cones
-a stool pigeon in a high security penitentiary
-an undead zombie
-a bomb defusal expert
-mexican druglord
-swimming naked at the north pole
-fucking tossgirl (this makes me more sad than any other element of the list)
-stepping through a real interdimensional portal
-one of the four riders of the apocalypse
-doing that jackass stunt where steve-o gets in one of those ecological toilets and is turned upside-down
-start a religion and benefit from more pussy than a toilet seat
-going fishing with Krusty the Clown, nor the guy who dubbes his voice in german
I don't know, lynch me!
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-21 18:23:46
July 21 2011 18:13 GMT
#11
On July 22 2011 03:12 FourFace wrote:
What the hell Gnial .. are you gonna solve the mystery or not.

+ Show Spoiler +
Anyway here's my list

I'll never be ...
-an animal rights movement activist (although I'd totally kill people who torture, abuse, drive animals to extinction)
-a professional Ping Pong player
-a sucker for K-pop
-a salesman for inflatable anal cones
-a stool pigeon in a high security penitentiary
-an undead zombie
-a bomb defusal expert
-mexican druglord
-swimming naked at the north pole
-fucking tossgirl (this makes me more sad than any other element of the list)
-stepping through a real interdimensional portal
-one of the four riders of the apocalypse
-doing that jackass stunt where steve-o gets in one of those ecological toilets and is turned upside-down
-start a religion and benefit from more pussy than a toilet seat
-go fishing with Krusty the Clown, nor the guy who dubbes his voice in german


Haha I put it in spoilers in my original post I'll list my 10 I will never be:

- a criminal lawyer
- short
- sober for a month
- a union spokesperson
- a pro SC2 player
- royalty
- a crab fisherman
- a construction worker
- good at EVE
- bad at custom games
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 21 2011 18:16 GMT
#12
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


Like the top 20 people in grandmasters, only better.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
July 21 2011 18:19 GMT
#13
-Superman
-Ninja
-Grandmaster
-Batman
-Ghostbusters
-HuK
-That creepy old man you see in that creepy old house in your creepy old neighbourhood
-The Heavy
-The Enginner
-The Spy
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
July 21 2011 18:21 GMT
#14
On July 22 2011 03:19 SEA_GenesiS wrote:
-Superman
-Ninja
-Grandmaster
-Batman
-Ghostbusters
-HuK
-That creepy old man you see in that creepy old house in your creepy old neighbourhood
-The Heavy
-The Enginner
-The Spy


Those are my 3 favorite classes.
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
July 21 2011 18:25 GMT
#15
On July 22 2011 03:21 Gnial wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 03:19 SEA_GenesiS wrote:
-Superman
-Ninja
-Grandmaster
-Batman
-Ghostbusters
-HuK
-That creepy old man you see in that creepy old house in your creepy old neighbourhood
-The Heavy
-The Enginner
-The Spy


Those are my 3 favorite classes.

I would hate to play you (at least no pyro).

And OP, why not chemist T.T chemisty so fun
:)
JiYan
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3668 Posts
July 21 2011 18:30 GMT
#16
you shouldnt say never for cook / religious. circumstances can change these i think
edc
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States666 Posts
July 21 2011 19:17 GMT
#17
-man-whore
-astronaut
-President
-GM
-sniper (sigh)
-stupid
-unattractive
-dead
-weak
-joker
“There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” - Clint Eastwood
lurked
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada918 Posts
July 21 2011 20:03 GMT
#18
-a 500 000 tons robot with a dream of killing all humans.
-a fan of IdrA
-an emo
-a plank... planking is stupid.
-a homosexual(no homo)
-a homeless
-a virgin(well, I will never be again...)
-a girl
-a mother
-a virgin mother(yeah right... I guess it was about time that I reach 10...)
Magic is "just" magic until I get my hands on the source code.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 21 2011 20:10 GMT
#19
On July 22 2011 03:16 minus_human wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


Like the top 20 people in grandmasters, only better.


what about C+, I'm just curious. I have zero understanding of sc2 rankings...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Backpack
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1776 Posts
July 21 2011 20:15 GMT
#20
On July 22 2011 05:10 Cambium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 03:16 minus_human wrote:
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


Like the top 20 people in grandmasters, only better.


what about C+, I'm just curious. I have zero understanding of sc2 rankings...


Comparing ladders is stupid. Most pros don't play SC2 ladder or don't take it seriously since blizzard controls the map pool and it doesn't correspond with tournament map pools.
"You people need to just generally care a lot less about everything." -Zatic
darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
July 21 2011 20:36 GMT
#21
On July 22 2011 05:15 Backpack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 05:10 Cambium wrote:
On July 22 2011 03:16 minus_human wrote:
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


Like the top 20 people in grandmasters, only better.


what about C+, I'm just curious. I have zero understanding of sc2 rankings...


Comparing ladders is stupid. Most pros don't play SC2 ladder or don't take it seriously since blizzard controls the map pool and it doesn't correspond with tournament map pools.


Well last I checked and from pretty much every interview all the SC2 pros do play ladder but its most just to keep up mechanics and not really anything testing strategy wise, of course if preparing for some tournament especially GSL they would play with other people in there team on customs.
Giwoon
Profile Joined December 2010
Korea (South)431 Posts
July 21 2011 21:14 GMT
#22
1 thing ill never be...
+ Show Spoiler +
greg fields
BUTTHURT?
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
July 21 2011 21:16 GMT
#23
I'll never say never again.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 21 2011 23:51 GMT
#24
On July 22 2011 06:16 Jerubaal wrote:
I'll never say never again.


Never? really?
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
July 22 2011 00:21 GMT
#25
On July 22 2011 03:16 minus_human wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


Like the top 20 people in grandmasters, only better.


What :D! B- is not that great actually.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Rising_Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States370 Posts
July 22 2011 00:47 GMT
#26
This looks fun.

Things I will never be:

1) a progamer
2) a sewer worker
3) an engineer
4) a duck (unless I meet a witch)
5) a dancer
6) an extrovert
7) over 200 lbs. (if I can help it)
8) an astronaut
9) an olympist
10) a psychonaught (I really wish I was a psychonaut..)
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
July 22 2011 00:50 GMT
#27
On July 22 2011 03:13 Gnial wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 03:12 FourFace wrote:
What the hell Gnial .. are you gonna solve the mystery or not.

+ Show Spoiler +
Anyway here's my list

I'll never be ...
-an animal rights movement activist (although I'd totally kill people who torture, abuse, drive animals to extinction)
-a professional Ping Pong player
-a sucker for K-pop
-a salesman for inflatable anal cones
-a stool pigeon in a high security penitentiary
-an undead zombie
-a bomb defusal expert
-mexican druglord
-swimming naked at the north pole
-fucking tossgirl (this makes me more sad than any other element of the list)
-stepping through a real interdimensional portal
-one of the four riders of the apocalypse
-doing that jackass stunt where steve-o gets in one of those ecological toilets and is turned upside-down
-start a religion and benefit from more pussy than a toilet seat
-go fishing with Krusty the Clown, nor the guy who dubbes his voice in german


Haha I put it in spoilers in my original post I'll list my 10 I will never be:

- a criminal lawyer
- short
- sober for a month
- a union spokesperson
- a pro SC2 player
- royalty
- a crab fisherman
- a construction worker
- good at EVE
- bad at custom games


i highly recommend everyone work construction as a summer job at least once in your life! Teaches you so many god damn practical skills and it's like a paid gym member ship, I'm very happy I got involved with some this summer. But as a career god no
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
zimp
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Hungary955 Posts
July 22 2011 14:51 GMT
#28
On July 22 2011 02:58 hitthat wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 02:41 zimp wrote:
- B-


Dont be so pesimistic. You will practice more and you will make it.


i am not pessimistic.
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/SAS.zimp.html
just dont see the developing process.
agentzimp
TL+ Member
Clbull
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1439 Posts
July 22 2011 15:20 GMT
#29
Here's the 10 things I'll never be:

- A professional gamer.
- Master League on EU ladder
- A doctor
- The Gracken
- A commentator
- An astronaut
- The next Brood War bonjwa
- Genuinely good in terms of skill level
- A sprinter
- Bilingual
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
July 22 2011 18:19 GMT
#30
ohhh

when you said b-, i thought you were talking about the blood type
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
July 22 2011 20:43 GMT
#31
On July 22 2011 23:51 zimp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 02:58 hitthat wrote:
On July 22 2011 02:41 zimp wrote:
- B-


Dont be so pesimistic. You will practice more and you will make it.


i am not pessimistic.
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/SAS.zimp.html
just dont see the developing process.


I'd be happy to practice with you. I even speak your language so we can teamspeak in 2 languages, whichever we feel like. We can discuss maps and strategies, watch reps, watch proleague, get good at this game.. break some bones, be sent to jail or pay a fine and then we could practice some more when we get out. I am certain that you can reach b-.
Or just try to buy better gaming gear.
I don't know, lynch me!
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