• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EST 02:48
CET 08:48
KST 16:48
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview2TL.net Map Contest #21: Winners11Intel X Team Liquid Seoul event: Showmatches and Meet the Pros10[ASL20] Finals Preview: Arrival13TL.net Map Contest #21: Voting12
Community News
[TLMC] Fall/Winter 2025 Ladder Map Rotation10Weekly Cups (Nov 3-9): Clem Conquers in Canada4SC: Evo Complete - Ranked Ladder OPEN ALPHA8StarCraft, SC2, HotS, WC3, Returning to Blizzcon!45$5,000+ WardiTV 2025 Championship7
StarCraft 2
General
RSL Season 3 - RO16 Groups A & B Preview Mech is the composition that needs teleportation t [TLMC] Fall/Winter 2025 Ladder Map Rotation Weekly Cups (Nov 3-9): Clem Conquers in Canada Craziest Micro Moments Of All Time?
Tourneys
RSL Revival: Season 3 Constellation Cup - Main Event - Stellar Fest Tenacious Turtle Tussle Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2) Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament
Strategy
Custom Maps
Map Editor closed ?
External Content
Mutation # 499 Chilling Adaptation Mutation # 498 Wheel of Misfortune|Cradle of Death Mutation # 497 Battle Haredened Mutation # 496 Endless Infection
Brood War
General
FlaSh on: Biggest Problem With SnOw's Playstyle Brood War web app to calculate unit interactions [ASL20] Ask the mapmakers — Drop your questions BW General Discussion Terran 1:35 12 Gas Optimization
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues Small VOD Thread 2.0 [BSL21] RO32 Group D - Sunday 21:00 CET [BSL21] RO32 Group C - Saturday 21:00 CET
Strategy
Current Meta Simple Questions, Simple Answers PvZ map balance How to stay on top of macro?
Other Games
General Games
Beyond All Reason Nintendo Switch Thread Should offensive tower rushing be viable in RTS games? Clair Obscur - Expedition 33 Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread SPIRED by.ASL Mafia {211640}
Community
General
Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine US Politics Mega-thread Artificial Intelligence Thread Russo-Ukrainian War Thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread
Fan Clubs
White-Ra Fan Club The herO Fan Club!
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Anime Discussion Thread Movie Discussion! Korean Music Discussion Series you have seen recently...
Sports
2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion NBA General Discussion MLB/Baseball 2023 TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
SC2 Client Relocalization [Change SC2 Language] Linksys AE2500 USB WIFI keeps disconnecting Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Dyadica Gospel – a Pulp No…
Hildegard
Coffee x Performance in Espo…
TrAiDoS
Saturation point
Uldridge
DnB/metal remix FFO Mick Go…
ImbaTosS
Reality "theory" prov…
perfectspheres
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 1766 users

10 things i will never be

Blogs > zimp
Post a Reply
1 2 Next All
zimp
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Hungary954 Posts
July 21 2011 17:41 GMT
#1
- lawyer
- actor for a soap opera
- sumo wrestler
- chemist
- religious
- cook
- babysitter
- ballet-dancer
- make-up artist
- B-

**
agentzimp
TL+ Member
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
July 21 2011 17:45 GMT
#2
me too.

User was warned for this post
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-21 17:57:38
July 21 2011 17:48 GMT
#3
I will be 1 of those things, I have been 1 of those things, and I am 1 of those things.

Guess which ones?!?! :o

+ Show Spoiler +
Lawyer, B-, cook
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
July 21 2011 17:50 GMT
#4
On July 22 2011 02:48 Gnial wrote:
I will be 1 of those things, I have been 1 of those things, and I am 1 of those things.

Guess which ones?!?! :o



you will be a lawyer, you have been religious and you are a sumo wrestler
I don't know, lynch me!
howerpower
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States619 Posts
July 21 2011 17:56 GMT
#5
On July 22 2011 02:48 Gnial wrote:
I will be 1 of those things, I have been 1 of those things, and I am 1 of those things.

Guess which ones?!?! :o


you will be a chemist, you have been a babysitter, and you are religious.
hitthat
Profile Joined January 2010
Poland2267 Posts
July 21 2011 17:58 GMT
#6
On July 22 2011 02:41 zimp wrote:
- B-


Dont be so pesimistic. You will practice more and you will make it.
Shameless BroodWar separatistic, elitist, fanaticaly devoted puritan fanboy.
noobcakes
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States526 Posts
July 21 2011 18:04 GMT
#7
I don't get it, whats B-?
Professional BattleCraft Player
sob3k
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States7572 Posts
July 21 2011 18:06 GMT
#8
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


ICCUP Ranking, B- is very very good.
In Hungry Hungry Hippos there are no such constraints—one can constantly attempt to collect marbles with one’s hippo, limited only by one’s hippo-levering capabilities.
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
July 21 2011 18:09 GMT
#9
On July 22 2011 03:06 sob3k wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


ICCUP Ranking, B- is very very good.


Either that or hes saying he never wants to get as low as a B- in school.

Or that he can't hope to achieve above a C+ in school.
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-21 18:13:37
July 21 2011 18:12 GMT
#10
What the hell Gnial .. are you gonna solve the mystery or not.

Anyway here's my list

I'll never be ...
-an animal rights movement activist (although I'd totally kill people who torture, abuse, drive animals to extinction)
-a professional Ping Pong player
-a sucker for K-pop
-a salesman for inflatable anal cones
-a stool pigeon in a high security penitentiary
-an undead zombie
-a bomb defusal expert
-mexican druglord
-swimming naked at the north pole
-fucking tossgirl (this makes me more sad than any other element of the list)
-stepping through a real interdimensional portal
-one of the four riders of the apocalypse
-doing that jackass stunt where steve-o gets in one of those ecological toilets and is turned upside-down
-start a religion and benefit from more pussy than a toilet seat
-going fishing with Krusty the Clown, nor the guy who dubbes his voice in german
I don't know, lynch me!
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-07-21 18:23:46
July 21 2011 18:13 GMT
#11
On July 22 2011 03:12 FourFace wrote:
What the hell Gnial .. are you gonna solve the mystery or not.

+ Show Spoiler +
Anyway here's my list

I'll never be ...
-an animal rights movement activist (although I'd totally kill people who torture, abuse, drive animals to extinction)
-a professional Ping Pong player
-a sucker for K-pop
-a salesman for inflatable anal cones
-a stool pigeon in a high security penitentiary
-an undead zombie
-a bomb defusal expert
-mexican druglord
-swimming naked at the north pole
-fucking tossgirl (this makes me more sad than any other element of the list)
-stepping through a real interdimensional portal
-one of the four riders of the apocalypse
-doing that jackass stunt where steve-o gets in one of those ecological toilets and is turned upside-down
-start a religion and benefit from more pussy than a toilet seat
-go fishing with Krusty the Clown, nor the guy who dubbes his voice in german


Haha I put it in spoilers in my original post I'll list my 10 I will never be:

- a criminal lawyer
- short
- sober for a month
- a union spokesperson
- a pro SC2 player
- royalty
- a crab fisherman
- a construction worker
- good at EVE
- bad at custom games
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 21 2011 18:16 GMT
#12
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


Like the top 20 people in grandmasters, only better.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
July 21 2011 18:19 GMT
#13
-Superman
-Ninja
-Grandmaster
-Batman
-Ghostbusters
-HuK
-That creepy old man you see in that creepy old house in your creepy old neighbourhood
-The Heavy
-The Enginner
-The Spy
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Gnial
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada907 Posts
July 21 2011 18:21 GMT
#14
On July 22 2011 03:19 SEA_GenesiS wrote:
-Superman
-Ninja
-Grandmaster
-Batman
-Ghostbusters
-HuK
-That creepy old man you see in that creepy old house in your creepy old neighbourhood
-The Heavy
-The Enginner
-The Spy


Those are my 3 favorite classes.
1, eh? 2, eh? 3, eh?
synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
July 21 2011 18:25 GMT
#15
On July 22 2011 03:21 Gnial wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 03:19 SEA_GenesiS wrote:
-Superman
-Ninja
-Grandmaster
-Batman
-Ghostbusters
-HuK
-That creepy old man you see in that creepy old house in your creepy old neighbourhood
-The Heavy
-The Enginner
-The Spy


Those are my 3 favorite classes.

I would hate to play you (at least no pyro).

And OP, why not chemist T.T chemisty so fun
:)
JiYan
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3668 Posts
July 21 2011 18:30 GMT
#16
you shouldnt say never for cook / religious. circumstances can change these i think
edc
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States666 Posts
July 21 2011 19:17 GMT
#17
-man-whore
-astronaut
-President
-GM
-sniper (sigh)
-stupid
-unattractive
-dead
-weak
-joker
“There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” - Clint Eastwood
lurked
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada918 Posts
July 21 2011 20:03 GMT
#18
-a 500 000 tons robot with a dream of killing all humans.
-a fan of IdrA
-an emo
-a plank... planking is stupid.
-a homosexual(no homo)
-a homeless
-a virgin(well, I will never be again...)
-a girl
-a mother
-a virgin mother(yeah right... I guess it was about time that I reach 10...)
Magic is "just" magic until I get my hands on the source code.
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 21 2011 20:10 GMT
#19
On July 22 2011 03:16 minus_human wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


Like the top 20 people in grandmasters, only better.


what about C+, I'm just curious. I have zero understanding of sc2 rankings...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
Backpack
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States1776 Posts
July 21 2011 20:15 GMT
#20
On July 22 2011 05:10 Cambium wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 03:16 minus_human wrote:
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


Like the top 20 people in grandmasters, only better.


what about C+, I'm just curious. I have zero understanding of sc2 rankings...


Comparing ladders is stupid. Most pros don't play SC2 ladder or don't take it seriously since blizzard controls the map pool and it doesn't correspond with tournament map pools.
"You people need to just generally care a lot less about everything." -Zatic
1 2 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 2h 12m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 8467
Leta 257
EffOrt 249
Bale 74
Killer 44
Dewaltoss 37
ToSsGirL 26
ivOry 8
NaDa 6
Dota 2
XaKoH 732
League of Legends
JimRising 535
Counter-Strike
fl0m403
Super Smash Bros
C9.Mang0186
Mew2King68
Other Games
summit1g21314
crisheroes278
FrodaN228
NeuroSwarm67
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick595
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• Berry_CruncH136
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• intothetv
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
• sooper7s
StarCraft: Brood War
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota21487
League of Legends
• Lourlo1560
• Stunt563
Upcoming Events
RSL Revival
2h 12m
Classic vs Creator
Cure vs TriGGeR
Kung Fu Cup
4h 12m
GuMiho vs MaNa
herO vs ShoWTimE
Classic vs TBD
WardiTV Korean Royale
4h 12m
CranKy Ducklings
1d 2h
RSL Revival
1d 2h
herO vs Gerald
ByuN vs SHIN
Kung Fu Cup
1d 4h
Cure vs Reynor
IPSL
1d 9h
ZZZero vs rasowy
Napoleon vs KameZerg
BSL 21
1d 12h
Tarson vs Julia
Doodle vs OldBoy
eOnzErG vs WolFix
StRyKeR vs Aeternum
Sparkling Tuna Cup
2 days
RSL Revival
2 days
Reynor vs sOs
Maru vs Ryung
[ Show More ]
Kung Fu Cup
2 days
WardiTV Korean Royale
2 days
BSL 21
2 days
JDConan vs Semih
Dragon vs Dienmax
Tech vs NewOcean
TerrOr vs Artosis
IPSL
2 days
Dewalt vs WolFix
eOnzErG vs Bonyth
Replay Cast
2 days
Wardi Open
3 days
Monday Night Weeklies
3 days
WardiTV Korean Royale
4 days
BSL: GosuLeague
4 days
The PondCast
5 days
Replay Cast
5 days
RSL Revival
6 days
BSL: GosuLeague
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2025-11-07
Stellar Fest: Constellation Cup
Eternal Conflict S1

Ongoing

C-Race Season 1
IPSL Winter 2025-26
KCM Race Survival 2025 Season 4
SOOP Univ League 2025
YSL S2
BSL Season 21
CSCL: Masked Kings S3
RSL Revival: Season 3
BLAST Rivals Fall 2025
IEM Chengdu 2025
PGL Masters Bucharest 2025
Thunderpick World Champ.
CS Asia Championships 2025
ESL Pro League S22
StarSeries Fall 2025
FISSURE Playground #2
BLAST Open Fall 2025
BLAST Open Fall Qual

Upcoming

SLON Tour Season 2
BSL 21 Non-Korean Championship
Acropolis #4
IPSL Spring 2026
HSC XXVIII
RSL Offline Finals
WardiTV 2025
META Madness #9
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026
BLAST Bounty Winter 2026: Closed Qualifier
eXTREMESLAND 2025
ESL Impact League Season 8
SL Budapest Major 2025
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2025 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.