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darklordjac
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada2231 Posts
July 21 2011 20:36 GMT
#21
On July 22 2011 05:15 Backpack wrote:
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On July 22 2011 05:10 Cambium wrote:
On July 22 2011 03:16 minus_human wrote:
On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


Like the top 20 people in grandmasters, only better.


what about C+, I'm just curious. I have zero understanding of sc2 rankings...


Comparing ladders is stupid. Most pros don't play SC2 ladder or don't take it seriously since blizzard controls the map pool and it doesn't correspond with tournament map pools.


Well last I checked and from pretty much every interview all the SC2 pros do play ladder but its most just to keep up mechanics and not really anything testing strategy wise, of course if preparing for some tournament especially GSL they would play with other people in there team on customs.
Giwoon
Profile Joined December 2010
Korea (South)431 Posts
July 21 2011 21:14 GMT
#22
1 thing ill never be...
+ Show Spoiler +
greg fields
BUTTHURT?
Jerubaal
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States7684 Posts
July 21 2011 21:16 GMT
#23
I'll never say never again.
I'm not stupid, a marauder just shot my brain.
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
July 21 2011 23:51 GMT
#24
On July 22 2011 06:16 Jerubaal wrote:
I'll never say never again.


Never? really?
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
July 22 2011 00:21 GMT
#25
On July 22 2011 03:16 minus_human wrote:
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On July 22 2011 03:04 noobcakes wrote:
I don't get it, whats B-?


Like the top 20 people in grandmasters, only better.


What :D! B- is not that great actually.
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Rising_Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States370 Posts
July 22 2011 00:47 GMT
#26
This looks fun.

Things I will never be:

1) a progamer
2) a sewer worker
3) an engineer
4) a duck (unless I meet a witch)
5) a dancer
6) an extrovert
7) over 200 lbs. (if I can help it)
8) an astronaut
9) an olympist
10) a psychonaught (I really wish I was a psychonaut..)
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man stupid and blind in the eyes
Divinek
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Canada4045 Posts
July 22 2011 00:50 GMT
#27
On July 22 2011 03:13 Gnial wrote:
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On July 22 2011 03:12 FourFace wrote:
What the hell Gnial .. are you gonna solve the mystery or not.

+ Show Spoiler +
Anyway here's my list

I'll never be ...
-an animal rights movement activist (although I'd totally kill people who torture, abuse, drive animals to extinction)
-a professional Ping Pong player
-a sucker for K-pop
-a salesman for inflatable anal cones
-a stool pigeon in a high security penitentiary
-an undead zombie
-a bomb defusal expert
-mexican druglord
-swimming naked at the north pole
-fucking tossgirl (this makes me more sad than any other element of the list)
-stepping through a real interdimensional portal
-one of the four riders of the apocalypse
-doing that jackass stunt where steve-o gets in one of those ecological toilets and is turned upside-down
-start a religion and benefit from more pussy than a toilet seat
-go fishing with Krusty the Clown, nor the guy who dubbes his voice in german


Haha I put it in spoilers in my original post I'll list my 10 I will never be:

- a criminal lawyer
- short
- sober for a month
- a union spokesperson
- a pro SC2 player
- royalty
- a crab fisherman
- a construction worker
- good at EVE
- bad at custom games


i highly recommend everyone work construction as a summer job at least once in your life! Teaches you so many god damn practical skills and it's like a paid gym member ship, I'm very happy I got involved with some this summer. But as a career god no
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Oh goodness me, FOX tv where do you get your sight? Can't you keep track, the puck is black. That's why the ice is white.
zimp
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Hungary958 Posts
July 22 2011 14:51 GMT
#28
On July 22 2011 02:58 hitthat wrote:
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On July 22 2011 02:41 zimp wrote:
- B-


Dont be so pesimistic. You will practice more and you will make it.


i am not pessimistic.
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/SAS.zimp.html
just dont see the developing process.
agentzimp
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Clbull
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1439 Posts
July 22 2011 15:20 GMT
#29
Here's the 10 things I'll never be:

- A professional gamer.
- Master League on EU ladder
- A doctor
- The Gracken
- A commentator
- An astronaut
- The next Brood War bonjwa
- Genuinely good in terms of skill level
- A sprinter
- Bilingual
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
July 22 2011 18:19 GMT
#30
ohhh

when you said b-, i thought you were talking about the blood type
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
July 22 2011 20:43 GMT
#31
On July 22 2011 23:51 zimp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2011 02:58 hitthat wrote:
On July 22 2011 02:41 zimp wrote:
- B-


Dont be so pesimistic. You will practice more and you will make it.


i am not pessimistic.
http://www.iccup.com/starcraft/gamingprofile/SAS.zimp.html
just dont see the developing process.


I'd be happy to practice with you. I even speak your language so we can teamspeak in 2 languages, whichever we feel like. We can discuss maps and strategies, watch reps, watch proleague, get good at this game.. break some bones, be sent to jail or pay a fine and then we could practice some more when we get out. I am certain that you can reach b-.
Or just try to buy better gaming gear.
I don't know, lynch me!
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