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FFFFFF i shouldn't have watched that cockroach youtube video.
On April 20 2011 12:53 jello_biafra wrote:
I've had flies in my eyes while cycling many times and once one even got in my ear somehow, thankfully it was tiny but it's buzzing was still really fucking annoying.
BTW the whole swallowing loads of insects in your sleep thing is an urban legend (thank christ)
and au contraire did u look at brood's post? must be true.
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Ants.. one crawled in my ear while I slept and bit me awake. I tried clapping my ear hoping it will die by concussion but it just bit more. Drove me insane. I think I finally used water to drown it.
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Why did I read through this thread fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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Well, thanks for the nightmares.
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One time someone joked to me that on average people eat 8 spiders a year in their sleep only because he eats 48 billion and it made me feel a lot better.
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this thread is hilarious. So many traumatized ppl
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Oh god, I already had trouble falling asleep now this~ Hope it was just a `1 time thing~
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you have a ridiculous ear
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On April 20 2011 01:45 BroOd wrote:![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/RxSan.jpg)
BroOdlings have appeared!
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Oh god I hate all of you. I was just an innocent bystander reading this thread and BAM, I see a huge spider like 2 feet away from me. So far I've thrown my phone, a bible, and a magnetic screwdriver at it, in an attempt to kill it. Any other tips?
BTW: I'm standing on my chair while typing this, keeping an eye on the pile of things I threw at the spider. I'll check it in a couple of days or so.
~_~
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Get a shoe, and hit it. Man up.
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Snope says other wise about the spider swallowing thing, though! o__o
hmmmmm
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Yo if that bug laid eggs in your ear canal they might crawl into your brain and start eating it. Just something you should think about.
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Once I was typing something on my laptop and when I went over to press Enter I felt a weird "crunch". At first I thought it was some breadcrumbs or something because occasionally I eat at my table but the feeling was a little...off. I move my finger over to press Enter again when I notice a tiny little hair-like thingy wiggling around. Thinking it was a spider, which I'm totally okay with, I decided to shake the little bugger out by flipping the laptop over and shaking it. Unfortunately it was a fucking cockroach, which I fucking hate, and it flies out and scampers away. I drop my laptop on my desk and freak out. I reach over to see if any damages was done to my laptop when I realized that the cockroach was still inside the laptop. So I wuss out and call my dad over who ends up dismantling my laptop and ends up finding two more cockroaches. Fun day.
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On April 20 2011 01:31 qdenser wrote:
hope it didn't lay eggs
elaenflvnal, not those worms that live in your head/scalp or something o0
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They are clearly looking for a new Overlord.
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Imagine a botfly dug into your skin.
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On April 20 2011 02:45 Dagobert wrote:
I once woke up from a moth that was flapping its wings inside my mouth...
I've had this happen before, but one of the fuzzy fuckers.
![[image loading]](http://talesfromthelaboratory.typepad.com/tales_from_the_microbial_/images/2007/04/29/front_door_light_moth_29_april_2007.jpg)
I get the thing out of my mouth, and just...imagine your mouth feeling like it's full of sand.
But it's full of moth dust. Nastiest shit ever.
Also my house is always full of stink bugs in the spring and....ugh that's just such a nasty thought.
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